I'm your everyday immigrant blue-collar, and pretty much every stereotype applies. I don't code, I don't have value to add, I don't even have a computer. Take it for what it is and don't have expectations. I'm here to learn.
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Anywhere on antisocial media you need a shit ton of followers and whatnot to be able to monetise your passion, and more often than not, you end up prostituting yourself for likes. Here we're barrier-free. Of course, it will take time to get your account known, but you can get your first Sat with the first post. I was expecting Nostr to be a nerds' paradise, and I still have hope. Take a few photos with your Lego Death Star and make your first post. Let me know and I'll be the first one to zap and repost you the second I'm convinced you don't lack all the screws. 😂 Here we fail only if we want to get rich fast. Or at all... But passion is about sharing it and finding your weirdos. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin @nprofile…jejf 's WISP is smooth af! I was missing a new client that works. 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Resist much, obey little, live your life. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin They messed up the stories for children. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin "Welcome to the machine" npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin This should be interesting! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Morning, Gigi! I hope you're well. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Mine became pretty scarce. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Did you know that the Metropolis film (1927) is set in the year 2026? In case you might want to check its accuracy. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Has anyone else's timeline become emptier lately? It feels like the number of posts is hardwired into Bitcoin's price. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Peace, Eric! 🖖 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🎷🥐☕🥃🚬 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Morning, Mark! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I don't think and this keeps me safe! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin That's probably what Hitler said when he was rejected from the art school for not being good enough. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Imho, this price action hurts only those who thought that they finished stacking and those who made a price prediction that's too far from reality. I was expecting more joy. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Always speak your truth! ✊ npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin But shake it! 🤌 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I did refresh, I tried from app and from browser every single time. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Because we can't find any group chat. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Morning, dude! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I have nothing stupid to say today, so here's some fresh homemade bread. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Welcome back! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin The older you get, the more you feel it. 🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin We're all buying in here like it's the only thing that will bring us girlfriends. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm still waiting for the 58k theme! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin In Primal, it shows a link; in Amethyst, it doesn't play. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Tourists are good, they'll spread the word. Did you ever hear a man complaining about a crazy bitch while you started to secretly like her while hearing the way she's fucked up? Nostr is that crazy bitch. 🤷 Those interested will appear. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin On Nostr, this is the equivalent of waking up hard. 😂 It's a beautiful morning! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Same energy 😂🫂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Gigi, I apologise, it seems that I was dismissively aggressive towards you. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 😂 Fuck off! "You're absolutely right" used to mean something else too. 🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Another thing that used to have a different meaning. "I called my agent" npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Same colour. When he dies, you can use it to fix the couch. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/e996fc75131d34da654f5efc412ba9013135708cba3de549f78e657babd42209.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin And now she's busy. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Anyone tried a Bolt 12 address (Phoenix) on Nostr? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin My daughter might enjoy it. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin #nevent1q…5c7j npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin This is Nostr, it's about shitposting, not philosophy. We're the kids who got the booze in the cinema. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin CC: @nprofile…d70l Two new accounts for the follow pack. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🤣😂 Wtf, none of you are black, first of all! Or I'm missing something? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I have 2 roughly on the same topics. 😂 I will follow one from @nprofile…v0yv and one from @nprofile…huwy . npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Use the Global feed. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Same! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Where do you see kids in any of those pictures? 🤷 I don't like to be the proverbial sore thumb. 😂 Plus, my wife and I would be those with booze in the backpack. 🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Some people complain about gifts. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Have a great weekend! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I have a family to walk with, I don't need extra walking. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Morning, Kat! Welcome to parenthood! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I also find myself laughing at the most dumb shit. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🥐☕ npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-code-security npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/8a3c9a2e583e20c3a102bf38dd5928487ec53a2ea7c3a7c270b73e8130d5ad34.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/d62074c19cdc456019aa3b6b4e3e4c153aa312bc9bf1f14b83b7450f7bb45588.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin And that's normal! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Buzzkill! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Nostriches just passing by each other in the park. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🤣🫂🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🤣😂 We should be able to zap other people's zaps! Sometimes the messages from the zaps are the greatest punch lines. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Not a single cunt in sight. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I went with the little one for a long walk through the gardens of the Schönbrunn Palace, to feel the winter like in the 1800s with no cars around. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin My daughter asked me, before going to sleep, to make her laugh without tickling her. I told her that I'll do it with a picture and went to bring my phone. I downloaded this picture, I returned and briefly turned on and off the flashlight, pretending to take a picture of her. 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"Spend your Sats" means, in most cases, to give your Sats to a company. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin On a scale from 1 to this, how German do you feel today? 🤣😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin In ZapCooking it displays more pictures. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Well, Scrotus decided to make his own booze, because we're superior sovereign alcoholics, slightly functional. 😂
