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Last Notes

2026-03-06 08:49:44 CET

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Jawohl! 🍻

2026-03-06 05:07:37 CET

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https://video.nostr.build/1f86df1dbdbb05099db071e31c56bb4136270301abfc62a4a50d014f5000815e.mp4

2026-03-04 14:28:32 CET

I'm in a phase where I refuse to take anything seriously online, but maybe it will pass. And I laugh at most dumb shit. As a bot put it yesterday, I'm 100% troll. 😂
https://image.nostr.build/fa7b5573039c275cbc76e197bcb8862b0f477f23877254f3e6fb42eb27e0d4b8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9a1b3a632598a2b46ad26755f8fe70d9929ce1727790a553c95f607c1c4b4a4c.jpg

2026-03-04 14:23:25 CET

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It feels weird to zap and/or like this but 🫂.

2026-03-04 14:21:31 CET

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Phoenix for the whole family! 😂

2026-03-04 09:51:01 CET

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We live in a circus tent.

2026-03-04 04:54:30 CET

First post I see: South Korean KOSPI down 7% with a bloody chart. Here we go again. https://blossom.primal.net/960c1740b976709daffdf0369a3cce43de760008daa538573c134dc9e54c495c.jpg ..

2026-03-03 22:13:51 CET

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2026-03-03 22:08:34 CET

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I was sure that most of the time you don't read those.

2026-03-03 20:41:29 CET

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You clearly can do without mine. 😂

2026-03-03 19:09:53 CET

Now there's a bot to tell me what % human I am. And troll. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/98e5e3d486b1b4461c58f3d234edc913e4acdf15ab751f2d1a406e6351954fd8.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/70bacc68c636e6065bdb401c640b9392e9cb2eae1e319261bbd6e83d07be6acf.jpg

2026-03-02 10:14:40 CET

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Morning, Gigi, I hope you're free! ⛵

2026-02-28 11:11:19 CET

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I almost stopped drinking when I'm in Austria, I don't know why. 🤷 Tho when in France, all in.

2026-02-28 10:34:03 CET

Tell me you're going to the gym with an Austrian without telling me. 🤦
https://blossom.primal.net/a375c4c88fdad5be2c2d4c1c1c350084a90e55d1ac4564495fdae556e5870e7d.jpg

2026-02-28 06:00:48 CET

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
https://blossom.primal.net/c9a852c4849f7899c5a62a4f0db58f33f3105015a1f096dc44f2b2c80599ed88.jpg

2026-02-27 18:35:16 CET

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We'll see new ways to get our faith tested.

2026-02-27 18:32:59 CET

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We don't make the rules.

2026-02-27 05:35:38 CET

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Austrian, not Australian. Schnitzel.

2026-02-27 05:30:47 CET

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Morning, Gigi! ☕🔆

2026-02-26 16:52:28 CET

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Morning, Sergio! I guess I'm a drug addict at 9g/day. 😂

2026-02-26 11:53:34 CET

Lemons
(This is a shitpost)
https://blossom.primal.net/3d74da66450384cbd06d351bf7c95ab85900d9d955d2165bbb8124bd967e336e.jpg

2026-02-26 11:34:47 CET

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Make it more tempting with the number of Sats.

2026-02-26 07:14:08 CET

I have to put this on the European time zone too.
Wisp is our newest client, give it a spin and then send your complaints to @nprofile…jejf .
#nevent1q…jjku

2026-02-26 07:09:07 CET

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If you see this, it works. 😂 And make it start with capital letters.

2026-02-26 04:49:30 CET

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🤣😂 Yup!

2026-02-25 20:57:20 CET

Probably every 10 days or so I write telling people to open side accounts. Anywhere on antisocial media you need a shit ton of followers and whatnot to be able to monetise your passion, and more often than not, you end up prostituting yourself for likes. Here we're barrier-free. Of course, it will take time to get your account known, but you can get your first Sat with the first post. I was expecting Nostr to be a nerds' paradise, and I still have hope. Take a few photos with your Lego Death Star and make your first post. Let me know and I'll be the first one to zap and repost you the second I'm convinced you don't lack all the screws. 😂 Here we fail only if we want to get rich fast. Or at all... But passion is about sharing it and finding your weirdos.

2026-02-25 18:41:54 CET

@nprofile…jejf 's WISP is smooth af! I was missing a new client that works. Give it a spin!
https://github.com/barrydeen/wisp/releases/tag/v0.1.0-alpha

2026-02-25 16:49:23 CET

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It used to bring us some joy. 😂

2026-02-25 16:36:25 CET

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A month ago a lot of people would've said no. In one month most will say HELL YEAH!

2026-02-25 16:22:03 CET

It breaks my heart to see that China steals from Big Tech. After Big Tech stole all our data. And that's why politically I'm contemplating the guillotine. 🤷

2026-02-25 16:12:20 CET

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Morning, Sergio!

2026-02-25 14:10:51 CET

Good morning, Nostr! If my instinct when I'm drunk is better than our leaders' "good intentions", fuck them! Resist much, obey little, live your life.
https://blossom.primal.net/8a89e16280320305ca22d48941c73a3e0d54cb4fc53d942735ca2a7453365b30.jpg

2026-02-25 10:04:06 CET

They messed up the stories for children.
https://blossom.primal.net/84db3a51b39ef4541bde171337ac0a07326a595dcd93a97ff68c917a44cea432.jpg

2026-02-25 10:01:33 CET

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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

2026-02-25 07:52:58 CET

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"Welcome to the machine"

2026-02-25 07:52:11 CET

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This should be interesting!

2026-02-25 06:16:07 CET

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Morning, Gigi! I hope you're well.

2026-02-24 20:57:34 CET

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Mine became pretty scarce. 🤷

2026-02-24 20:55:48 CET

Did you know that the Metropolis film (1927) is set in the year 2026? In case you might want to check its accuracy.
https://blossom.primal.net/530a04de4db8a80190412c8b41822f80b124c8c563a11c8d89d3d44e675a17cf.mp4

2026-02-24 18:33:45 CET

Has anyone else's timeline become emptier lately? It feels like the number of posts is hardwired into Bitcoin's price. 🤷
But no worries, one dumb message a day you'll get from me no matter what. 😂

2026-02-24 18:11:20 CET

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Peace, Eric! 🖖

2026-02-24 16:40:47 CET

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🎷🥐☕🥃🚬

2026-02-24 12:42:59 CET

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Morning, Mark!

2026-02-24 12:42:34 CET

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I don't think and this keeps me safe! 😂

2026-02-23 21:46:10 CET

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That's probably what Hitler said when he was rejected from the art school for not being good enough. 😂

2026-02-23 20:58:28 CET

Imho, this price action hurts only those who thought that they finished stacking and those who made a price prediction that's too far from reality. I was expecting more joy. 🤷

2026-02-23 20:46:28 CET

Always speak your truth! ✊
https://blossom.primal.net/dd62b67137e863f31835ef300ca179db1a93963fcbb65386585eb65090b90cf6.jpg

2026-02-23 19:00:06 CET

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But shake it! 🤌

2026-02-23 18:40:04 CET

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I did refresh, I tried from app and from browser every single time. 🤷

2026-02-23 18:36:17 CET

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Because we can't find any group chat. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/d42db155d22eafb8755ba646248f0f07617cae703e12c094a1059f0b75952b5f.jpg

2026-02-23 16:48:09 CET

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Morning, dude!

2026-02-23 16:35:18 CET

I have nothing stupid to say today, so here's some fresh homemade bread.
#foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/3bbe915745977e4857cef2d343bffaccc9ac61454e9820a544652024fab93acb.jpg

2026-02-23 15:13:21 CET

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Morning, Sergio! 🥐☕🤌🚬

2026-02-23 14:38:09 CET

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Welcome back! 😂

2026-02-23 12:51:35 CET

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The older you get, the more you feel it. 🍻

2026-02-23 11:04:59 CET

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Yeah, we should have probably kept going with it. 😂

2026-02-23 11:03:08 CET

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We're all buying in here like it's the only thing that will bring us girlfriends. 😂

2026-02-23 10:48:00 CET

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I'm still waiting for the 58k theme!

2026-02-23 06:21:04 CET

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In Primal, it shows a link; in Amethyst, it doesn't play.

2026-02-23 05:59:54 CET

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Tourists are good, they'll spread the word. Did you ever hear a man complaining about a crazy bitch while you started to secretly like her while hearing the way she's fucked up? Nostr is that crazy bitch. 🤷 Those interested will appear.

2026-02-23 05:48:46 CET

On Nostr, this is the equivalent of waking up hard. 😂 It's a beautiful morning!
https://blossom.primal.net/6019264568ab733244e50c8515b68f23323e8b6d6a3bc01818c27ca0ab11518d.jpg

2026-02-22 20:00:16 CET

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Same energy 😂🫂
https://blossom.primal.net/5338582a4d9aa00c3d8e3cbfe37bf4c360644efdc3f5a7d4e89b666d3eaa6908.jpg

2026-02-22 18:28:56 CET

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Gigi, I apologise, it seems that I was dismissively aggressive towards you. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/8a559bc43fa7c858e756b72753acbaf537788360d48635543240a4e017ad8058.jpg

2026-02-22 18:24:26 CET

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😂 Fuck off! "You're absolutely right" used to mean something else too. 🤣

2026-02-22 18:22:50 CET

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Another thing that used to have a different meaning. "I called my agent"

2026-02-22 18:07:52 CET

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Same colour. When he dies, you can use it to fix the couch. 🤷

2026-02-22 18:03:13 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/e996fc75131d34da654f5efc412ba9013135708cba3de549f78e657babd42209.jpg

2026-02-22 17:41:03 CET

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And now she's busy. 😂

2026-02-22 17:10:07 CET

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Bad Bunny?

2026-02-22 17:07:12 CET

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Nerd! 🍻
https://blossom.primal.net/1ab88ee00a1ed005b002b4ed42765a1d2b96e7387622c8a2d36def6bf25eb43a.jpg

2026-02-22 17:05:59 CET

Anyone tried a Bolt 12 address (Phoenix) on Nostr?

2026-02-22 17:01:26 CET

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🥐☕🤌

2026-02-22 15:43:59 CET

I was talking with a friend about burning CDs and his son asked what kind of ritual that was. 🤦 Witchcraft! 😂

2026-02-21 22:36:07 CET

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My daughter might enjoy it. 🤷

2026-02-21 22:23:36 CET

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#nevent1q…5c7j

2026-02-21 18:50:12 CET

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This is Nostr, it's about shitposting, not philosophy. We're the kids who got the booze in the cinema.

2026-02-21 18:47:26 CET

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CC: @nprofile…d70l Two new accounts for the follow pack.

2026-02-21 18:44:38 CET

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🤣😂 Wtf, none of you are black, first of all! Or I'm missing something?

2026-02-21 18:31:37 CET

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I have 2 roughly on the same topics. 😂 I will follow one from @nprofile…v0yv and one from @nprofile…huwy .

2026-02-21 18:27:17 CET

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Use the Global feed.

2026-02-21 17:44:43 CET

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Same!
https://blossom.primal.net/03346c73538edf5fb2b7c3725d5a9fc77b251c521bb0b499f69a987f5f520ecf.mp4

2026-02-21 15:44:05 CET

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Where do you see kids in any of those pictures? 🤷 I don't like to be the proverbial sore thumb. 😂 Plus, my wife and I would be those with booze in the backpack. 🤣

2026-02-21 15:22:20 CET

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Some people complain about gifts. 🤷

2026-02-21 14:10:19 CET

Have a great weekend!
https://blossom.primal.net/08ee52925b7b1c9836fa093bab2a61bbd3a6a4e88f9777e0486d47111ec2ceb3.jpg

2026-02-21 10:12:24 CET

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I have a family to walk with, I don't need extra walking. 😂

2026-02-21 09:01:39 CET

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Morning, Kat! Welcome to parenthood!

2026-02-21 07:26:30 CET

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I also find myself laughing at the most dumb shit. 😂

2026-02-21 07:25:34 CET

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🥐☕

2026-02-21 06:10:59 CET

https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-code-security

2026-02-21 05:40:56 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/8a3c9a2e583e20c3a102bf38dd5928487ec53a2ea7c3a7c270b73e8130d5ad34.jpg

2026-02-20 21:36:21 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/d62074c19cdc456019aa3b6b4e3e4c153aa312bc9bf1f14b83b7450f7bb45588.jpg

2026-02-20 21:30:45 CET

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And that's normal! 😂

2026-02-20 21:12:09 CET

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Buzzkill!

2026-02-20 19:35:28 CET

Nostriches just passing by each other in the park. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/ea5c05457f6baa11b9c08f0de6a3502966c49c79b380412bc53d70ff4222a769.jpg

2026-02-20 19:28:26 CET

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🤣🫂🍻

2026-02-20 18:19:38 CET

🤣😂 We should be able to zap other people's zaps! Sometimes the messages from the zaps are the greatest punch lines.

2026-02-20 17:07:34 CET

Not a single cunt in sight.
The older you get, the more you crave it.
https://blossom.primal.net/e51b256bac53792ed6033429b2bf6c43edd4594e6b67c370aba22106f087d305.jpg

2026-02-20 12:48:57 CET

I went with the little one for a long walk through the gardens of the Schönbrunn Palace, to feel the winter like in the 1800s with no cars around.
https://blossom.primal.net/78f9ff7c57db11d34bd18229b5daa2f9b0c5c46381740b15dfe17d4b06a96355.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/c10d1ce4a421613e016530a9a690326496ba569800afa6a90d063e83a85905a2.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/e8a4b0719639b27a7ecf3cdbaea459109e48dc1802af193f5d9bf4ca91e8e80b.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/5e615565517465e684f7ddc12cea7354c3a5c54ca5d21a263c9f41f4b6955b56.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/f293888dd3d0b1832b8c29b6f6abe949768e87298c8bfe0fd0984cbb1ef4cb4c.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/19e105b931ec1972dad7e12602a4014abbf5b1dff473da52d257e60d55e880f7.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/2521910e9e7cb493fec3c6b328c2201a9e3f1afedfda6c960809a5f76743d257.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/8cace697b1fb2a35ce4c16b9a69dcbd430f6ae41633fca550228e39055030da2.jpg

2026-02-19 22:48:33 CET

My daughter asked me, before going to sleep, to make her laugh without tickling her. I told her that I'll do it with a picture and went to bring my phone. I downloaded this picture, I returned and briefly turned on and off the flashlight, pretending to take a picture of her. I showed this to her and she laughed until she fell asleep.
Save the picture, you might need it.
https://blossom.primal.net/5c0b275fdc92b47a7b4c1ed58308d010c2cbc0ecd433048d628805b0c35d08eb.jpg

2026-02-19 06:27:18 CET

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The digital Kaaba