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The Fishcake (nostr.build)

Chatty dog, beware 🐶🐾🫡⚡️

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Public Key

npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w

NIP-05 Address

thefishcake.com

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-05-20 10:49:36 UTC

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🥹
#nevent1q…p086

2026-05-20 04:43:56 UTC

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*list but also least 🤣😂🫠

2026-05-20 04:42:18 UTC

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Retardigrade 🤣

2026-05-20 04:41:17 UTC

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Wake up, babe! I am on a rich least 🤣
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#nevent1q…hvfp

2026-05-20 02:54:09 UTC

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2026-05-19 13:01:27 UTC

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We all is tards🤣

2026-05-19 13:00:26 UTC

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G&M

2026-05-19 12:59:22 UTC

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🤣😂🤣🍦

2026-05-19 12:01:45 UTC

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Nostur glitch, primal glitches sometimes too. Apparently loading images in mobile apps is a fucking black magic that each client besides few fails to muster 😂🤣

2026-05-19 11:43:55 UTC

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Gm 😂

2026-05-19 10:55:00 UTC

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2026-05-19 10:12:31 UTC

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😂🤣🫂❤️

2026-05-19 10:05:58 UTC

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Also, did you call me a douchebag 😂

2026-05-19 10:04:24 UTC

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Fluxing, not flexing 😂

2026-05-19 09:55:39 UTC

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Yay! Suck my cream, or ice, makes no difference to me 😂

2026-05-19 09:55:04 UTC

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2026-05-19 09:54:54 UTC

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G😂

2026-05-19 09:42:14 UTC

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GM😂☕️

2026-05-19 09:41:53 UTC

I used to reply to every GM/GN thread that was in my feed. It was a ton of work, a lot of time spent just typing “GM|Good Morning|GN|Good Night”☕️🫂💤🌅🌄🌇🐶🐾
Wow, where did I get all that energy 🫠

2026-05-19 09:39:40 UTC

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Preach brother

2026-05-19 09:38:52 UTC

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🤣😂

2026-05-19 09:38:32 UTC

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🤣⛓️

2026-05-19 09:38:02 UTC

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2026-05-19 09:23:54 UTC

Zapathon, but onchain ⛓️⚡️
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2026-05-19 05:07:39 UTC

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Phat Pussy 🤣😂🤣

2026-05-19 04:29:15 UTC

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#nevent1q…ntce

2026-05-19 04:08:54 UTC

FFS 🤦🏼‍♂️
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2026-05-19 04:02:52 UTC

2026-05-19 03:55:54 UTC

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🤣

2026-05-19 03:43:55 UTC

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#nevent1q…q27n

2026-05-19 03:40:37 UTC

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🤣🪩🕺

2026-05-19 03:38:04 UTC

Fuck it, is Spotify can, so can we
https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/7bf3a74dd10a68b48991965bbc08c3a7052ba5c69bcb19bf1a12ea9b8fc63001.jpg

2026-05-19 03:36:39 UTC

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Now deceased MIT professor, afaik

2026-05-19 03:32:00 UTC

Thank you! We appreciate your service 🙇‍♂️
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2026-05-19 02:30:24 UTC

Very good lecture, especially if you are just starting out your adult life
https://v.nostr.build/YZJEsNAt4tuel4RE.mov

2026-05-18 10:28:37 UTC

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On the system or your choices, I don’t know. Whatever fancies you at this point in time I guess 🤷‍♂️

2026-05-18 10:27:38 UTC

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You’ll get tired from winning 🤣

2026-05-18 10:27:10 UTC

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Defaults, agree. Options, free for all. With readily available AI bots to help educate yourself, I don’t have an excuse for users to rug themselves when they try experimental options or features

2026-05-18 05:24:10 UTC

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Make your bets

2026-05-18 05:08:54 UTC

People getting upset about “incorrect” use of Bitcoin; people getting upset about “incorrect” use of Nostr; people getting upset about “incorrect” use of the Internet!
There is no correct, incorrect, secure, insecure, anonymous, or otherwise. There is you, your actions and resulting consequences. Do what you want, make your bets the way you see fit.

2026-05-17 22:58:36 UTC

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@npub1226…grkj maybe, since it’s .land domain

2026-05-17 22:32:52 UTC

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That’s the joke, yes. 😂

2026-05-17 22:29:42 UTC

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#nevent1q…qfy6

2026-05-17 22:26:42 UTC

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See my reply to the other chick thread 😂🤣

2026-05-17 22:24:44 UTC

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Had to fix this one too 😂
https://v.nostr.build/6NP89wEnSBBBvUaz.mp4

2026-05-17 22:11:32 UTC

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Had to fix this madness 😂
https://v.nostr.build/aWE9WHLqPkN8JPEt.mp4

2026-05-17 21:56:36 UTC

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“There will be signs”
#nevent1q…d9vx

2026-05-17 21:47:01 UTC

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Good morning 😂

2026-05-17 21:43:53 UTC

GM, wen ETH zaps, Vitor?

2026-05-17 11:44:21 UTC

GN, onchain zappers!

2026-05-17 07:35:01 UTC

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I could add a feature to get your onchain public and private address from your key, if there is demand ⚡️
#nevent1q…tsu2

2026-05-17 07:26:57 UTC

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🐕

2026-05-17 07:23:10 UTC

Shack for iOS — by nostr.build.
━━ GET YOUR VIDEO IN ━━
▸ https://testflight.apple.com/join/qgkAMPgU Nostr Build Shack
━━ EDIT IT PROPERLY ━━
▸ Frame-accurate trim with audio-waveform scrubbing
▸ Crop, adjust, effects — preset strips + per-parameter sliders
▸ Static and animated watermarks
▸ Real-time preview before render
━━ ENCODE LIKE YOU MEAN IT ━━
▸ Quality presets from 480p to 4K
▸ Hardware-accelerated HEVC and H.264
▸ HDR preserved end-to-end — no silent SDR downgrade
▸ Pause an export, kill the app, come back — it resumes
▸ Display P3 color throughout
━━ THE SAFARI SIGNER ━━
▸ Native iOS Safari extension — sign Nostr events on any web client, right from your iPhone
▸ Your nsec stays in Shack's Keychain; websites never see it
▸ No desktop required. No separate signer app. No copy-pasting keys.
▸ Mobile Nostr browsing the way it should have always worked.
━━ FULL NOSTR TOOLKIT ━━
▸ Generate, convert, import keys (npub / nsec / hex)
▸ NIP-49 password-encrypted private keys
▸ NIP-06 BIP-39 mnemonic + HD derivation + passphrase
▸ NIP-19 bech32 — encode/decode note, nevent, nprofile, naddr
▸ NIP-05 verification — resolve any name@domain
▸ NIP-98 HTTP-auth for Nostr services
▸ Multi-domain identity management
▸ Keys live in iOS Keychain — never sent anywhere
━━ MADE FOR iOS ━━
▸ Themes: Dark Mode, Gradient, audio-reactive Spectrum, Night Sky
▸ Liquid Glass surfaces on iOS 26
By nostr.build.
#nostr #nostrbuild #iOS

2026-05-17 07:09:27 UTC

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No luck for me too, just stuck in the initial loading with nothing forthcoming

2026-05-17 07:06:32 UTC

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For reference
https://i.nostr.build/PQdLMPqQ7ZSvGvjV.png
#nevent1q…a93g

2026-05-17 06:49:23 UTC

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Nuke, if you puke 🤣

2026-05-17 06:48:15 UTC

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Still cannot make me a sandwich, useless app 🤣🤌🏻
#nevent1q…avz0

2026-05-17 06:23:54 UTC

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Don’t give AI your nsec, ask it to write you a script and do not past nsec in command line either

2026-05-17 06:19:04 UTC

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Bruh, only 7 steps 🤣🤌🏻

2026-05-17 06:03:21 UTC

In case you wondered how to actually access your BTC zap:
Disambiguated steps:
1 Take your nsec string.
2 Decode Bech32 with HRP=“nsec” → get exactly 32 raw bytes. These bytes are your private key.
3 Make 34-byte data: 0x80 + 32-byte privkey + 0x01.
4 Compute double SHA256 of those 34 bytes → get 32-byte hash.
5 Take the first 4 bytes of that hash (bytes 0-3). This is checksum.
6 Append checksum to the 34 bytes → now 38 bytes total.
7 Convert those 38 bytes to Base58 using Bitcoin alphabet (no 0OIl).
Result: WIF string starting with K or L.
Then you can use that to add to your wallet and do whatever.

2026-05-17 04:43:50 UTC

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What model? 3 generations old or incapable ones, that I can get cheap already.

2026-05-17 04:40:16 UTC

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Even more expensive

2026-05-17 04:33:39 UTC

AI model access is so fucking expensive in JPY. Damn it, I feel like we work for peanuts in Japan. 😭

2026-05-17 04:18:52 UTC

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https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/4ade336ba8d5e96895e9ea572f0f623768e0d3c50ed083c685db6389a538162e.gif

2026-05-17 03:44:13 UTC

Renamed my Linux interfaces from eth0-4 to btc0-4 🤌🏻

2026-05-17 03:42:55 UTC

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😂🤣

2026-05-17 03:42:04 UTC

How to trigger maxis: mention Ethernet in its short form 😂🤣

2026-05-17 03:40:37 UTC

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Brother, Ethernet 🤣

2026-05-17 03:40:11 UTC

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🎯

2026-05-17 03:01:58 UTC

Went all in on ETH, feels good
https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/19cb4aeb8e4104f0bf5f5ad8563a8c06215edacbdefabe673288234b9efd8c2d.gif

2026-05-17 02:52:31 UTC

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Got one today, now I need to make something to access it 🤣

2026-05-17 00:50:21 UTC

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Just strive to make something small first, anything simple

2026-05-17 00:49:31 UTC

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2026-05-17 00:47:44 UTC

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2026-05-16 23:27:01 UTC

Onchain zaps confirm between 1m and 2y, YMMV 🤣

2026-05-16 23:15:57 UTC

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Ask AI to teach you, tell it how you like to learn and what you already understand

2026-05-16 23:15:04 UTC

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Esc :q!
Be free 🤣

2026-05-16 23:14:17 UTC

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Get a phat kat 😂

2026-05-16 23:08:18 UTC

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True true 🤣

2026-05-16 23:02:41 UTC

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Programming is just mathematics, that’s all it is

2026-05-16 23:01:10 UTC

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You forgot to remove a tracker ?si=… part

2026-05-16 22:59:48 UTC

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Slow and steady

2026-05-16 22:59:09 UTC

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Not on-chain, such a turnoff 🤣

2026-05-16 22:57:45 UTC

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NIP-1337 - new Nostr login
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2026-05-16 22:55:20 UTC

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Harsh 😂🤣😂

2026-05-16 22:50:39 UTC

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You must be nuts, ser! Thank you! I’ll let you know if I actually got it in my Muun wallet 😂🫂

2026-05-16 22:44:59 UTC

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Yes anon, gambling is great for your wallet. It’s the best way to get fucked without being a 10 😂
#nevent1q…cya6

2026-05-16 22:42:51 UTC

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Prepare to get fucked 😂

2026-05-16 22:41:42 UTC

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Send some dust 🤣

2026-05-16 22:40:33 UTC

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2026-05-16 22:39:59 UTC

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GFY😂

2026-05-16 22:38:22 UTC

Cats are overrated

2026-05-16 22:35:51 UTC

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2026-05-16 22:29:49 UTC

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You can hire AI for less 🤣

2026-05-16 22:28:34 UTC

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🤣😂 OnlyNuts

2026-05-16 22:23:14 UTC

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Restarted, seems like the right vibes for this 😂

2026-05-16 22:19:24 UTC

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Very balanced, like all things should be in this universe 🤣