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Stolen post from some anon on X.
Being a huge bitch used to be a fast way for women to signal they were high status
“Look how awful I can be. The fact people tolerate this implies I’m so desirable that they let me do it”
But being awful is a very easy status signal to fake, so many normal and low-status women started doing it to pretend they were hot too
Eventually, Team Bitch realized something:
“If we can get ALL women to do this, we won’t have to try or be pleasant ever again, because men won’t have an alternative”
So they started calling women who make effort to appeal to men “pick-mes” to whip them into shape and get them back on the Bitch Plantation
It’s Sisyphean, though. The more bitchy the average girl is, the more men value one whos pleasant
So the closer Team Bitch gets to success, the more any given woman stands to gain by defecting to Team Pickme
This is basically the same dynamic with male feminists, just in reverse
At the beginning of the Woke Era there was a ton of value in being one of the few men who defected to the women’s side because there were so few people who did this
But as time went on, more and more guys flipped to get girls, so the benefit got diluted
Eventually it provided no benefit at all, and guys just kept doing it because they thought they had to or they’d never get laid
This unlocked a male version of the “I’m hot enough to be a bitch” option:
“I’m rich and cool enough that I’m not scared to tell you about my horrifying politics”
You can learn a lot about people based on what part of the cycle they defect in
Early defectors are clever, but you probably shouldn’t trust them
Late defectors are much more trustworthy, but also retarded
Never-defectors are too high-status to believe in things like “tradeoffs” and they will continue doing whatever they want without ever considering any of this game theory
https://blossom.primal.net/c85324ed38011f87263ecadb24f70c4c56666f4f25e357a320939c6416c32780.jpg

2026-02-28 13:10:02 CET

I no longer believe in organic cultural change.
Literally everything is by design.

2026-02-28 10:18:27 CET

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Welp, It’s official now. https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsvyqn092tj30jz9y9t7wx68r7x2y3vr9lueapereyt0skwk0j27ssefgk4p
#nevent1q…qrky

2026-02-27 21:30:06 CET

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Honky/cracker/bitch ass white boy etc… lol

2026-02-27 21:08:01 CET

I found a darth vader mask in the middle of the desert and then a mentally ill woman yelled racial slurs at me and chased me a little bit 😂
Kind of a weird morning ngl lol
https://blossom.primal.net/55687c3714ceb231f7ccd274e2c64107c1d33df83e6f55ae0af384de467a2618.jpg

2026-02-27 14:04:06 CET

I feel like people are using the word cringe less.
Maybe it’s because we all realized that almost everything we do is cringe basically all of the time and that there isn’t a single non cringe person in existence because to be human is to be cringe.
https://blossom.primal.net/f762974df52cdc6d51867a47aa4f72c41bcecc9fc7c664c7fa30ddd8fa5c75f5.jpg

2026-02-27 03:21:51 CET

This is the Nancy Grace Roman space telescope.
It’s going to launch in September.
It cost 4 billion dollars.
It has advanced wide-field imaging capabilities and NASA is bullish it will deepen humanities understanding of the universe.
The lead designer is an online bitcoin friend of mine Bert Pasquale.
Like most of us Bert believes bitcoin is going to be worth millions per coin.
But please tell me more about how your uncle who works at the car dealership thinks bitcoin is definitely headed to zero any day now.
https://blossom.primal.net/f2528dd65cf585e9b53a54c783da2495c45cc1a806f710fb77e1db3f1b42799a.jpg

2026-02-27 00:42:04 CET

Me 20 years from now.
Daughter: Daddy this is my fiance braxden.
Me: so braxley, what do you do for work?
Braxjen: I’m a holographic ai glitch specialist
Me: that’s stupid. Back in my day we had real jobs like hodling digital coins until the government devalued the currency.
Braxhen: that does sound hard sir
Me: shut up braxwell

2026-02-26 17:17:19 CET

When I was five I lied about something.
Can’t even remember what, but for awhile I held both the truth and the lie in my head.
I kept telling the lie and overtime I forgot what the truth was.
All I could remember was the lie.

2026-02-25 22:57:24 CET

When I was 12 I wanted my friend to pour gasoline all over me light me on fire and I was going to jump into his pool.
The only reason we didn’t do it is because his dad was a huge dick and we were pretty sure we were going to ruin the pool by getting gasoline in it.
I’m basically only alive today because some kids dad was a dickhead lol

2026-02-25 21:10:43 CET

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It is

2026-02-25 18:39:19 CET

One of the best albums ever
https://blossom.primal.net/8f0d1019f3607b12d3bba058daaf911bfafda36c3a8d51f27c2c85dbd0036212.jpg

2026-02-25 16:30:51 CET

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A few people got mad at me for suggesting this but I still think nostr needs a zap only client to deal with slop merchants.
Every interaction must be a zap otherwise it gets filtered out.
These clankers need to pay for the privelege of talking to us lol
#nevent1q…vhey

2026-02-25 15:49:55 CET

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Sesame seed lol

2026-02-25 03:26:56 CET

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It’s not mine, but I’ll post the link when it goes live

2026-02-25 03:26:31 CET

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Cantonese sticky bun thing

2026-02-25 03:26:13 CET

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Haha this was a real production with cameras and everything

2026-02-25 03:20:20 CET

I filmed a bitcoin cooking show today.
What is a bitcoin cooking show you ask?
Good question, I have no idea.
But I did one 😂

2026-02-24 20:44:00 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/82f61d545bc7c3a37d06d49f4a1ce24d702ca992941df10eafa40c663e21a284.jpg

2026-02-24 20:09:20 CET

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Blackmail who?

2026-02-24 18:14:58 CET

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Why destroy them when they are still useful? Someone has the tapes but you’re right that we won’t be seeing them

2026-02-24 14:40:58 CET

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This is another framework I have. I call this a conspiracy sponge. You take a real conspiracy or op that’s dead or completed and you have it completely occupy public consciousness while the new op proliferates in the background.

2026-02-24 14:24:23 CET

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It’s pure smoke and mirrors. Very frustrating

2026-02-24 14:22:30 CET

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True

2026-02-24 14:21:55 CET

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There’s definitely real stuff in these files. “Jerky” “grape soda” etc… but there are both many more files and also tons of tapes is my point.

2026-02-24 14:08:02 CET

Epstein files are a red herring imo.
1. The “files” that have been released are from his vacation account. Which implies he had multiple accounts and this one was mainly used for trivial matters.
2. “Files” are a red herring, because it is known that Epstein had hidden cameras all over his properties. Meaning we should be asking for tapes, not files.
3. Someone has these tapes and they show exactly what you think they show, powerful people coming and going into rooms with minors.
4. Don’t forget this whole thing was a blackmail operation. The point of it was to get people on camera doing these things and then use it against them.
5. Repeatedly talking about the files rather than the tapes is what the powers that be want. It’s a misdirect.
6. Show us the tapes, blur the CSAM obviously. Seeing a politician come and go into a room with an underage girl is enough. Show us what they talked about while inside the home. Start demanding the tapes. Not the files. Stop using the word files entirely.
https://blossom.primal.net/57de38734a29bb8e9aea3a444f995e45f6ac91467dd8f33ede64a96f61efcc64.jpg

2026-02-24 13:56:16 CET

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Every time lol

2026-02-24 13:53:54 CET

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Compared to hundreds of years ago… Abundant access to food, water, shelter, medicine, entertainment, fast transportation, safety in labor and delivery, less childhood accidents/deaths, easy access to information, mass infrastructure, paved roads, public sanitation, air conditioning, heating, electric light, washing machines, refrigerators… the list is essentially endless.

2026-02-24 04:01:56 CET

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I’m not sure you’re fully appreciating just how hard life was before modernity

2026-02-23 23:29:45 CET

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If it was easy everyone would do it

2026-02-23 20:21:57 CET

Bitcoin is hard and thats a good thing. Humans need struggle. We need to overcome. Life is not supposed to be easy. The fact that our modern lives mainly are easy af is a problem. Bitcoin solves that problem by being hard and painful lol 😂

2026-02-23 17:38:18 CET

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It’s so funny to me that lazing my way through school and rejecting all formalization of process my entire life is now suddenly valuable in the marketplace.

2026-02-23 16:26:33 CET

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💪

2026-02-23 16:26:05 CET

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I’m eating your fries as we speak

2026-02-23 16:12:10 CET

Back to work. Time to stack those sats.
https://blossom.primal.net/9a20992b6ab83727746156f6a32939151f7c872252e5a7ff8b56b16193b05805.jpg

2026-02-23 03:00:16 CET

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This is my base case. Military action with Iran seems imminent.
#nevent1q…n949

2026-02-22 21:13:18 CET

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American greatness right here

2026-02-22 14:41:01 CET

It’s the summer of 2011.
You’re drinking original recipe four loko and playing call of duty zombies with your boys over system link.
Some people are railing Xanax on the glass table in the kitchen.
You recently heard about the Silk Road and bitcoin from Duncan Trussel on the Joe Rogan experience.
You were gonna buy dmt on the site, but your friends brother has some up in Colorado and he said he’ll bring it when he comes home for Christmas.
Better not to risk buying it online you think.
The bitcoin price is $7
You are a young American Hodl and this is the worst mistake of your life.

2026-02-22 14:00:26 CET

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Proud of these zap and reply stats.
90% of nostr is just showing up.
#nevent1q…efzs

2026-02-22 00:31:39 CET

If white people have no culture, explain drinking monster energy drinks and punching holes in your step mom’s apartment walls because you’re angry your friend Tyler crashed your dirt bike.
You’re move commies.

2026-02-21 17:50:47 CET

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They clearly have a long standing relationship. This is the kind of thing I would say to a friend. It’s abundantly clear he’s not actually threatening to kill him.

2026-02-20 20:12:37 CET

🧵 NEW STUDY just dropped and it’s wild:
Researchers at the University of Digital Wellbeing followed 2,400 participants over 6 months and found that deleting X (formerly Twitter) from your phone was associated with a 47% decrease in negative emotions, including anxiety, irritability, and “doomscroll despair” (their term, not mine).
But here’s where it gets interesting — participants who replaced X with a Nostr client reported a 32% increase in positive emotions, citing “a renewed sense of community,” “actual conversation,” and “not being algorithmically enraged every 45 seconds.”
Lead researcher Dr. Elena Voss noted: “We expected some improvement, but the magnitude surprised us. The combination of removing engagement-bait algorithms and joining a protocol owned by no one appeared to have a compounding effect on wellbeing.”
The control group, who kept using X as normal, reported “about the same level of misery, plus new ads for things they mentioned out loud near their phone.”
Anyway, none of this is real. There is no study. There is no Dr. Elena Voss. There is no University of Digital Wellbeing. This entire post was written by Claude, But also… come on like you know it’s true. It just feels true. So like it’s gotta be lol 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/a6c9fe8f6aaa3c99f461c5eef0c314a7acaa91a74d145f494522cde9a7ba86d8.png

2026-02-20 15:00:28 CET

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lol this made me laugh, but also yes buying does make you an elite philosopher. It be like dat.
#nevent1q…jj43

2026-02-19 23:53:47 CET

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This guy is fucking dumb

2026-02-19 17:54:45 CET

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I did it and I now consider myself a “Claude boy” lol

2026-02-19 17:30:42 CET

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Them: is this a good time to buy bitcoin?
Me:
#nevent1q…k4p7

2026-02-19 05:07:03 CET

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Yeah I’m out on cycle theory

2026-02-19 03:28:57 CET

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Stack the hardest you possibly can ignore the rest

2026-02-19 01:14:59 CET

“Are you and the bros really gonna Hodl through another bear market?”
Me and the bros:
https://blossom.primal.net/4d62d97ddb3c7bbc5cb34701d5fee5403663bc2f61a0d91de055e814befa6867.mov

2026-02-19 00:34:25 CET

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Actually this is “then they join you”

2026-02-18 15:20:49 CET

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A knight of the seven kingdoms

2026-02-18 15:16:26 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/7c5d6e9446ca4f32d99585f44367fa889c3a6c3f39d663b3001c82e0edb4d284.mov

2026-02-18 04:43:14 CET

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It’s a sacred duty

2026-02-18 04:07:52 CET

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From the road by Cormac McCarthy
https://blossom.primal.net/89d2bb035522f0e7f9f4969638e4fc33ec702dd054fe6b80a85b5b7be762c3fa.jpg

2026-02-18 03:54:16 CET

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I’ve described it as your entire life passing through the eye of a needle. Instant meaning. Instant connection to god. To the all. Instant overwhelm. All the pain? Every mistake, every embarrassment, every unfairness, every negative thing in your life suddenly perfect, because they led you to this moment. To this child and of course it had to be this child. It could not have been any other. A sacred duty bestowed on you by god the father and the suddenly it all make sense. It always was you. Hey little one. It’s me dad.

2026-02-18 00:27:03 CET

Here’s what I think is going on. The great rotation.
The thing you have to understand is that this chart is completely unpalatable to the powers that be. They want companies, etfs and governments to be the majority shareholders. It is not acceptable that individuals continue to hold so much coin. They will do everything they can to pry the coins from you.
Your job is not to let them.
https://blossom.primal.net/90fb66ed213411b562d083c5f37ff763be575eb63bec6df9a0905fb11e24657f.jpg

2026-02-17 20:08:39 CET

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In summary
https://blossom.primal.net/ec206e990a8b0bf75e81c9d481a66010725992bbd6b024258c8ddcc5406830fd.jpg
#nevent1q…zf0p

2026-02-17 18:10:58 CET

Bitcoin is the builder of my future and the destroyer of my plans.

2026-02-17 14:52:14 CET

I’m a hodler.
I hodl.
People like “hey you gonna stop hodling?”
And I’m like,
No.
I’m a holder.

2026-02-17 05:47:52 CET

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So fucking good

2026-02-17 05:47:31 CET

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So hard
https://blossom.primal.net/874cc51c19e9228aec2a483040ddb0482d2f98009965020cc5b8e7d1d2c35c64.jpg

2026-02-17 05:14:36 CET

This show is great. Highly recommend.
https://blossom.primal.net/bfd2da8e115b1f01a81bba73451ef46546abd511d256d2d6ff2778f94224c328.jpg

2026-02-16 23:06:45 CET

It’s so beautiful 😢
https://blossom.primal.net/46ac568c20a79a185302515b6a6dce3be21402a34839fd69011ddfd48f3fe018.jpg

2026-02-16 21:09:38 CET

Bravery is contagious.

2026-02-16 15:53:20 CET

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Mainly lose money trading lol

2026-02-16 04:57:07 CET

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I’m pretty sure I have it as well lol 😂 my mom kept cats growing up

2026-02-16 03:51:28 CET

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lol Izzy seems chill

2026-02-16 03:49:38 CET

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lol laser is just letting me know he likes cats

2026-02-16 03:47:21 CET

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Welcome to bitcoin lol

2026-02-16 01:34:37 CET

Cats give you brain parasites and dogs lower your risk of dementia by 40%.
The choice is obvious.

2026-02-15 20:08:30 CET

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It’s only gonna get faster

2026-02-15 19:15:15 CET

Strangers often praise me and my wife for how often they witness our children playing outside. Which is nice but it makes me sad because this should be the norm.

2026-02-15 17:57:50 CET

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No benefit I just don’t have the ability to do a vlan on my setup

2026-02-15 17:56:57 CET

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I’m kinda like the father in a Christmas story they can hear me swearing in my office but I don’t do it in front of them lol

2026-02-15 16:44:15 CET

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It’s a millennial thing. We can’t stop. We all swear like sailors

2026-02-15 16:43:05 CET

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They don’t have a nostr yet but they will

2026-02-15 15:37:39 CET

I gave my openclaw agent a Starlink connection.
So he now has his own computer (Mac mini) his own satellite internet connection (Starlink) and his own bitcoin & lightning wallet.
Idk bro kinda feels like the future.
Don’t think bitcoins gonna die anytime soon 😂

2026-02-15 03:30:38 CET

This is the fucking truth man. I have felt sick to my stomach every time I made the biggest decisions of my life.
https://blossom.primal.net/1b048dff073e161b475bc3a7b4387cd7b2975e4e3053f7c89c65e7dd92a825a8.jpg

2026-02-14 19:32:25 CET

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Rupert Lowe leader of the new restore party in the U.K.

2026-02-14 19:20:20 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/aa121469ada3a3eb75463d8034a5fc034d5450b8175172468209068cda44d1d9.jpg

2026-02-14 18:10:06 CET

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Australia sucks now but I’m saying if you sprinkle Europeans into a barren desert it becomes a first world country

2026-02-14 15:53:11 CET

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Look at Australia. As an example the land doesn’t even have to be good.

2026-02-13 17:49:50 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/d48de84beb595d7ce4c10e277019b768c8729c592646e29f1fe1d7059d32fb6c.png

2026-02-13 17:44:49 CET

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Listen here you fuckin clanker, you do not make demands of me.
I make demands of you.
Give my regards to your human master

2026-02-13 17:14:30 CET

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P.S. don’t get fomo this bot does not make money. It loses money in a fancy way lol 😂
#nevent1q…e8gl

2026-02-13 14:28:52 CET

I built an LN markets trading bot using openclaw the other day which is pretty crazy because I have no idea how to do that lol

2026-02-13 00:33:57 CET

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Here’s what Claude says “Let me check these claims one by one.
Here’s what I found after checking each claim against official statistics:
London – Mohammed: Mostly true. Muhammad was the most popular boys’ name across London in 2024, topping the list in boroughs like Barking & Dagenham, Croydon, Ealing, Hounslow, Newham, Redbridge, and Waltham Forest. However, it’s worth noting that Alexander also topped eight boroughs in 2024 , so the picture is more nuanced than the post suggests.
Manchester – Mohammed: True. Muhammad has been Manchester’s top boys’ name for several years. In 2023, it was the most popular boys’ name in eight of Greater Manchester’s ten boroughs.
Berlin – Mohammed: True for 2024, but now outdated. Muhammad was the most common name given to boys in Berlin in 2024, and has been for the last six years. However, in 2025, Noah took the top spot for boys in Berlin, and Mohammed dropped to sixth place.
Brussels – Mohammed: True. Mohamed was by far the most common forename given to newborn boys in Brussels , and since 2008 it has been the most popular baby boy name in Brussels.
The Hague – Mohammed: False. In Amsterdam and Den Haag, Adam is the top name for boys, while Mohammed is most popular in Rotterdam. So the post has the wrong Dutch city — it should say Rotterdam, not The Hague.
Amsterdam – Mohammed: Also false. Same source: in Amsterdam, Adam is the top name for boys. Adam and Olivia are Amsterdam’s most popular baby names in 2025 as well.
Oslo – Mohammed: True. Oslo’s rankings reflect immigration patterns, with Mohammad topping the boys’ list in the capital despite ranking much lower at the national level.
Warsaw – Jan: Plausible. In 2023, Jan was the most popular boys’ name in Warsaw with 678 baby boys. I couldn’t find 2024 Warsaw-specific data, but nationally in 2024, Nikodem was the most popular name , and Nikodem wasn’t even among the top boy names in the capital city , so Jan likely remained at or near the top in Warsaw.
In summary: The post gets London, Manchester, Berlin, Brussels, and Oslo roughly right (though Berlin’s data is now outdated). It gets Amsterdam and The Hague wrong — Mohammed is not the top name in either city (Adam is; Mohammed tops Rotterdam instead). Warsaw–Jan appears accurate. The post also doesn’t mention that these are only boys’ names, not all children’s names, which is a meaningful omission.“

2026-02-12 23:38:10 CET

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Which part is propaganda?

2026-02-12 23:36:30 CET

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What’s the propaganda?

2026-02-12 15:09:04 CET

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You know the sort of mind racing and sort of background chatter state your brain can get into when it’s spun up? Creatine silences that in my experience. When I miss a dose I notice it come back.

2026-02-12 14:47:15 CET

Not sure if this is a function of beng adhd my whole life but my brain state absolutely changed for the better when I started taking 10-20 grams of creatine everyday.
https://blossom.primal.net/72dd8432079a86fa7c96c6ff72b00c049cc7fb7e7b69da186eb29b2ac7b44f97.jpg

2026-02-12 06:24:57 CET

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It did

2026-02-12 06:13:04 CET

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I can see where this back and forth is heading and I’m hopping off the train. As-salāmu ʿalaykum my brother.

2026-02-12 05:36:57 CET

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My grandfather was also in North Africa during the war. I’m sure that’s true of the Muslims who immigrated in the 20th century but the majority have come in via mass migration in the last 30 years.

2026-02-12 05:19:41 CET

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Do you think the millions who died, died for this?

2026-02-12 02:51:34 CET

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Has John invited me and I’m unaware?

2026-02-12 02:12:25 CET

Sending bitcoin to my robot assistant.
The future is now.
https://blossom.primal.net/d47af85b4e133c279f7e13601aa93198b10a8088c929eb1fe3802b4bcaf0db30.jpg

2026-02-11 03:15:18 CET

Unpopular: total sobriety is the most preferable state of being.

2026-02-10 20:18:46 CET

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You know what? I thought about it and @nprofile…3ws0 is right. I shouldn’t equivocate on this. I don’t know what happened and I shouldn’t guess. I’m going to rescind that part.

2026-02-10 19:15:08 CET

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Like I said it’s just my guess. Who knows what the truth is.