halokat
HaloKat

This is going to be the most insane text to speech app…
Translates to any language
Natural voice on device and premium option
Major voice languages covered via local model
Chat with documents
Can’t wait to ship 🛳️

2026-05-07 05:01:12 CEST

🔊 Japanese letter, Japanese letter, Chinese letter, Japanese letter 🤣 😂
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/9e0e5718e80c4441a4601ca8917dd30822606c5ca3a977ef2e52b12c29346a2a.mp4

2026-05-06 17:43:16 CEST

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Birds are hungry for seed. People are not hungry for apps 🤷‍♂️

2026-05-06 17:13:17 CEST

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https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/efb365a6a58cc2081143265726126511dc423baebe63e3eecadfdc89e310a46c.mp4

2026-05-06 16:02:21 CEST

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Can confirm

2026-05-06 16:01:33 CEST

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🤷‍♂️

2026-05-06 14:54:49 CEST

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Water

2026-05-06 14:54:33 CEST

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https://www.sfgate.com/centralcoast/article/usda-aid-california-farmers-22240694.php

2026-05-06 14:54:05 CEST

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Costs?

2026-05-06 14:50:36 CEST

https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/6762c7c2a2f0ebfdec35958892f6ea9ad1510f04da404b3d46490c47dd388c9d.jpg

2026-05-06 14:20:35 CEST

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The people must be entertained

2026-05-06 14:18:30 CEST

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It takes time … decades or more

2026-05-06 14:08:57 CEST

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R u

2026-05-06 14:08:48 CEST

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Soon 🤣

2026-05-06 14:00:47 CEST

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🎯

2026-05-06 13:05:52 CEST

https://youtu.be/W0vTZrZny6A?si=QNCn83UAzYkaxZcr

2026-05-06 12:03:53 CEST

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Yeah we’ll see a lot more competition though and prices drop significantly. I suspect a lot more lockdown of tools but that won’t go over well. Ultimately everything is trending to free. Only people who need support will pay.

2026-05-06 11:50:45 CEST

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A very strange coincidence

2026-05-06 11:50:11 CEST

Looking good 👍
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/7b9fd5f45b41090f2e7fb81a330b4d4da9a1facb513ab9e0a0719863f9e51939.mp4

2026-05-06 10:14:05 CEST

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What if they were here all along

2026-05-06 10:04:06 CEST

Aliens are real. They are here. Read global headlines.
Your reaction, anon?

2026-05-06 10:02:28 CEST

I’m so ready for this alien disclosure … LFG! 👽 🛸

2026-05-06 07:45:37 CEST

https://paletteinspiration.com/

2026-05-06 06:04:24 CEST

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😉

2026-05-06 05:30:15 CEST

https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/technology/developers-tools/multi-token-prediction-gemma-4/

2026-05-06 05:22:02 CEST

https://us.starlabs.systems/pages/starfighter

2026-05-06 05:09:48 CEST

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I have the perfect name for it too… DevQuestionsOverflow

2026-05-06 05:01:14 CEST

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If only someone created a website where humans could answer your questions about programming …

2026-05-06 04:59:54 CEST

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Ya that’s the one ☝️

2026-05-06 04:56:49 CEST

Spent about a week trying to figure out a bug I had and it turns out it’s not even a bug… 🐞 lol
Had I spent 5 minutes googling this I’d figure that out … but, no… I let my clanker continue on his crusade fruitlessly.

2026-05-06 04:48:45 CEST

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Welcome 🙏

2026-05-06 03:05:09 CEST

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https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/69c49728f91c8f72a6c3a698f964821241ba35dd6296800c973da192fd63a7f7.mp4

2026-05-06 03:01:44 CEST

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For the next 2 days

2026-05-06 03:00:43 CEST

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Had me

2026-05-06 02:53:51 CEST

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Nah this is for iOS keyboard they can’t test

2026-05-06 02:49:33 CEST

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Look, guys, we screwed up, we can’t win this. Saving our asses here.
Fine, I’ll take it.

2026-05-06 02:46:18 CEST

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Play stupid games…

2026-05-06 02:42:29 CEST

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Ya I suppose so

2026-05-06 02:30:39 CEST

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Ok thanks. I’ll tinker some more.

2026-05-06 02:19:45 CEST

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We’re already slaves to the state

2026-05-06 02:17:17 CEST

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Isn’t that’s what Codex does already? And it has failed me so many times

2026-05-06 02:14:58 CEST

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Problem is it says it’s done and is very certain of the fix but that never is the fix.

2026-05-06 02:14:14 CEST

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Wot dat

2026-05-06 02:13:11 CEST

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Who you calling a developer?!!

2026-05-06 02:12:28 CEST

After deciding to offer free books in my text to speech app, I realized they needed to be cleaned up for audio, but doing it one by one takes too long.
Is there some way to bulk clean 100+ book texts?

2026-05-06 02:10:33 CEST

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How? It stops regardless lol

2026-05-06 02:02:57 CEST

After fighting a bug for 3 hours my clanker said: maybe we should call it a day.
Sigh
GM nostr

2026-05-05 17:44:49 CEST

https://muddy.jprs.me/posts/2026-05-03-the-best-is-over/

2026-05-05 16:30:24 CEST

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No idea

2026-05-05 14:12:09 CEST

Haha
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/3de484b7374528338da25711601ae01c676f2ff6dc396613ed4012d187c46a23.jpg

2026-05-05 13:06:08 CEST

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Laser eyes!

2026-05-05 12:52:49 CEST

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Shit, you too?

2026-05-05 12:45:24 CEST

Everyone has that one follower where you can’t quite tell if they are a bot or a real person.

2026-05-05 11:54:38 CEST

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Things are slow and inconsistent

2026-05-05 09:15:29 CEST

both of my clankers cant figure out one bug... heh

2026-05-05 08:55:32 CEST

https://github.com/angelos-p/llm-from-scratch

2026-05-05 08:39:58 CEST

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they both have issues

2026-05-05 08:08:52 CEST

its 2027 and someone says "some should build XYZ"
But, XYZ already existed for years on nostr and nobody used it so it went into the nostr graveyard.
also, "someone should build Z on nostr"
been there done that but no one noticed

2026-05-05 05:44:48 CEST

Letting most of my projects expire into the nostr graveyard.

2026-05-05 05:43:49 CEST

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I shut it down since no one was using it

2026-05-05 04:14:09 CEST

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6IXSEz4dNQM

2026-05-05 02:26:47 CEST

Clanker: this is going to take 3-5 hours
Me:
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/3aa0721262757cd3c0aa7c55b997b096158d5b6f73dd4e15e83c18e215deec59.mp4

2026-05-05 02:21:33 CEST

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I practically lived outside until I was done with high school..

2026-05-05 02:18:43 CEST

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https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/47abcbd57780db42afd0211f9ed51ff9817d7bb86abe5a3bb3b56098d883252d.png

2026-05-05 02:07:51 CEST

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Yeah no idea.

2026-05-05 02:06:58 CEST

The best part about fatherhood is explaining the Toto flushing options to my 5yo.

2026-05-05 02:03:25 CEST

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Producers too busy to leech lol

2026-05-05 01:57:13 CEST

Most of my life I’ve been too poor to take vacations.
I’d listen to people talking about theirs and imagine I was them.

2026-05-05 01:55:20 CEST

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I cannot live not being close to a large body of water

2026-05-05 01:50:23 CEST

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He named himself “Caw” Like a crow’s call. Short, sharp, watches things, picks up shiny things, leaves more than he takes.
GM

2026-05-04 11:19:23 CEST

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Ty for my next app idea

2026-05-04 11:18:49 CEST

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Haha

2026-05-04 11:09:47 CEST

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It would love to choke me

2026-05-04 10:26:49 CEST

Basically no profit margin on text to speech apps.. only at scale maybe

2026-05-04 10:11:54 CEST

I asked my agent what it looks like and here is what it came up with
Freaky
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/7e7ac76dc22ce83f811155a20d3e3f519b6f55de5dd53bc56d5df46c232e2c64.jpg

2026-05-04 10:06:26 CEST

Bull market justified
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/41de5d68ac49652947ac734215dad9cccd5251d727156f943dc15ef8bdc60d45.png

2026-05-04 09:29:58 CEST

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Opus 4.7

2026-05-04 08:52:20 CEST

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User clicks play > request goes out to Gemini > stores in Cloudflare bucket > delivers to user. If segment exists, skip Gemini.

2026-05-04 08:41:52 CEST

Can’t believe I got Gemini working via cloudflare with my tts app!

2026-05-04 07:28:31 CEST

My agent is getting angry.. should I be worried?
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/ea7a70ac5c043addcd953b9c863dc017f67c1015b3a603414cd9cb6268488059.png

2026-05-04 06:44:27 CEST

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I usually stay in hotels. Wife has stayed in Airbnbs but says they are not as good. Hotels fairly affordable id say.

2026-05-04 06:14:10 CEST

https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/28e78d6c4f740a92efba5e76891da9058f419f978a21786cf08441bf4e20ba0d.png

2026-05-04 06:10:29 CEST

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Adorable

2026-05-04 06:09:43 CEST

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Decided to go with Gemini TTS over Cloudflare with caching - muuuuuch cheaper. Cartesia super pricey

2026-05-04 03:29:22 CEST

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lol

2026-05-04 03:08:26 CEST

Let’s see your coffee cups nostr
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/fcb98f9fb72bc9003bb630a7aabcc10c5ba37dbb1d24cafd4227c2a19065b56d.png

2026-05-04 03:05:05 CEST

My kids love to sing to this song
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EfqsJm6BKng

2026-05-04 02:59:18 CEST

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Soon haha
Trying to fix one annoying bug

2026-05-04 02:54:56 CEST

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Ya I usually do jams but this one is a new recipe and is already sweet

2026-05-04 02:51:19 CEST

Halo wants me to take a break
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/36d45afdcaafecc4b78652b5085e5738b2ac2b122f9f06003128a256414297b9.jpg

2026-05-04 02:47:33 CEST

I musta made 30 crepes… I guess I’ll be eating them for the next 3 days …

2026-05-04 02:44:45 CEST

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Haha

2026-05-04 02:44:07 CEST

Back when I was younger my mom had this habit of taking my pics and putting them on random objects. She put one of my and my then gf now wife pic on a cup and gifted it to me. I hated it … but now my kids ask me who those people are.

2026-05-04 02:41:45 CEST

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Enjoy!

2026-05-04 02:38:28 CEST

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Isn’t it slang for something? Like a person who can’t keep their mouth shut?

2026-05-04 02:32:20 CEST

I think I made too many crepes… oops

2026-05-04 02:31:59 CEST

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Hmm

2026-05-04 02:24:34 CEST

Stack crepes
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/0e3a87ab68abbb8943b6c5371beda3250ef8aaf8223800886b9469e620dfa9d5.png