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HaloKat

Heh, Eleven Labs text to speech app is so good it puts mine to shame. Also, $99 a year for unlimited use … no way to compete with this basically. But at least it raises the bar for me!
GM nostr

2026-05-07 16:45:13 CEST

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Lots of good content on YouTube - all the science and nature channels and kids specific ones but if you don’t monitor it can quickly veer into brainrot or worse.:: some really terrible stuff on YouTube

2026-05-07 16:43:59 CEST

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Don’t quote me on it but I don’t think anyone in bitcoin has lost any money over a 4 year period. I could be wrong but I think that’s correct.

2026-05-07 16:41:18 CEST

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I mean text to speech ones

2026-05-07 16:41:02 CEST

It’s kinda crazy that current iOS compatible on/device LLMs are better than Apple default voices…
And desktop on device rivals frontier models easily

2026-05-07 16:39:42 CEST

Downloading 1400 public domain books… maybe people will listen to 1 or 2. That’s enough to make me happy.

2026-05-07 16:37:16 CEST

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That’s not how that works lol

2026-05-07 16:28:34 CEST

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My current solution to this problem is no YouTube at all 🤣

2026-05-07 16:23:48 CEST

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YouTube kids sucks and doesn’t have any content. My kids get bored of it.

2026-05-07 16:20:52 CEST

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From my point of view I want to be able to selectively permit specify channels OR specific videos. Nothing else gets through. But this is really hard to accomplish because Google hates it when you try to suppress their UI/UX

2026-05-07 15:03:09 CEST

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But this app I’m describing is next to impossible to build. YouTube will fight it. They don’t give a shit about kids.

2026-05-07 14:45:13 CEST

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I think solving this as a moderation on YouTube is more attractive to parents than some new app without much content. Kids like YouTube and want to watch it but it’s a pain in the ass for parents to moderate.

2026-05-07 12:28:09 CEST

https://developers.googleblog.com/en/supercharging-llm-inference-on-google-tpus-achieving-3x-speedups-with-diffusion-style-speculative-decoding/

2026-05-07 11:37:20 CEST

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2026-05-07 11:27:19 CEST

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Does it have YouTube content?

2026-05-07 06:20:51 CEST

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This was quite interesting 🧐

2026-05-07 06:17:49 CEST

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Kid: “make me look Chad af”

2026-05-07 05:22:17 CEST

This is going to be the most insane text to speech app…
Translates to any language
Natural voice on device and premium option
Major voice languages covered via local model
Chat with documents
Can’t wait to ship 🛳️

2026-05-07 05:01:12 CEST

🔊 Japanese letter, Japanese letter, Chinese letter, Japanese letter 🤣 😂
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2026-05-06 17:43:16 CEST

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Birds are hungry for seed. People are not hungry for apps 🤷‍♂️

2026-05-06 17:13:17 CEST

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https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/efb365a6a58cc2081143265726126511dc423baebe63e3eecadfdc89e310a46c.mp4

2026-05-06 16:02:21 CEST

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Can confirm

2026-05-06 16:01:33 CEST

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🤷‍♂️

2026-05-06 14:54:49 CEST

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Water

2026-05-06 14:54:33 CEST

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https://www.sfgate.com/centralcoast/article/usda-aid-california-farmers-22240694.php

2026-05-06 14:54:05 CEST

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Costs?

2026-05-06 14:50:36 CEST

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2026-05-06 14:20:35 CEST

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The people must be entertained

2026-05-06 14:18:30 CEST

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It takes time … decades or more

2026-05-06 14:08:57 CEST

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R u

2026-05-06 14:08:48 CEST

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Soon 🤣

2026-05-06 14:00:47 CEST

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🎯

2026-05-06 13:05:52 CEST

https://youtu.be/W0vTZrZny6A?si=QNCn83UAzYkaxZcr

2026-05-06 12:03:53 CEST

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Yeah we’ll see a lot more competition though and prices drop significantly. I suspect a lot more lockdown of tools but that won’t go over well. Ultimately everything is trending to free. Only people who need support will pay.

2026-05-06 11:50:45 CEST

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A very strange coincidence

2026-05-06 11:50:11 CEST

Looking good 👍
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/7b9fd5f45b41090f2e7fb81a330b4d4da9a1facb513ab9e0a0719863f9e51939.mp4

2026-05-06 10:14:05 CEST

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What if they were here all along

2026-05-06 10:04:06 CEST

Aliens are real. They are here. Read global headlines.
Your reaction, anon?

2026-05-06 10:02:28 CEST

I’m so ready for this alien disclosure … LFG! 👽 🛸

2026-05-06 07:45:37 CEST

https://paletteinspiration.com/

2026-05-06 06:04:24 CEST

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😉

2026-05-06 05:30:15 CEST

https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/technology/developers-tools/multi-token-prediction-gemma-4/

2026-05-06 05:22:02 CEST

https://us.starlabs.systems/pages/starfighter

2026-05-06 05:09:48 CEST

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I have the perfect name for it too… DevQuestionsOverflow

2026-05-06 05:01:14 CEST

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If only someone created a website where humans could answer your questions about programming …

2026-05-06 04:59:54 CEST

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Ya that’s the one ☝️

2026-05-06 04:56:49 CEST

Spent about a week trying to figure out a bug I had and it turns out it’s not even a bug… 🐞 lol
Had I spent 5 minutes googling this I’d figure that out … but, no… I let my clanker continue on his crusade fruitlessly.

2026-05-06 04:48:45 CEST

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Welcome 🙏

2026-05-06 03:05:09 CEST

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https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/69c49728f91c8f72a6c3a698f964821241ba35dd6296800c973da192fd63a7f7.mp4

2026-05-06 03:01:44 CEST

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For the next 2 days

2026-05-06 03:00:43 CEST

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Had me

2026-05-06 02:59:09 CEST

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I’m not giving up. There’s literally no way for an agent to confirm iOS keyboard recommendations work..

2026-05-06 02:53:51 CEST

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Nah this is for iOS keyboard they can’t test

2026-05-06 02:49:33 CEST

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Look, guys, we screwed up, we can’t win this. Saving our asses here.
Fine, I’ll take it.

2026-05-06 02:46:18 CEST

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Play stupid games…

2026-05-06 02:42:29 CEST

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Ya I suppose so

2026-05-06 02:30:39 CEST

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Ok thanks. I’ll tinker some more.

2026-05-06 02:19:45 CEST

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We’re already slaves to the state

2026-05-06 02:17:17 CEST

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Isn’t that’s what Codex does already? And it has failed me so many times

2026-05-06 02:16:28 CEST

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Beetcoin dividend

2026-05-06 02:14:58 CEST

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Problem is it says it’s done and is very certain of the fix but that never is the fix.

2026-05-06 02:14:14 CEST

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Wot dat

2026-05-06 02:13:11 CEST

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Who you calling a developer?!!

2026-05-06 02:12:28 CEST

After deciding to offer free books in my text to speech app, I realized they needed to be cleaned up for audio, but doing it one by one takes too long.
Is there some way to bulk clean 100+ book texts?

2026-05-06 02:10:33 CEST

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How? It stops regardless lol

2026-05-06 02:02:57 CEST

After fighting a bug for 3 hours my clanker said: maybe we should call it a day.
Sigh
GM nostr

2026-05-05 17:44:49 CEST

https://muddy.jprs.me/posts/2026-05-03-the-best-is-over/

2026-05-05 16:30:24 CEST

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No idea

2026-05-05 14:12:09 CEST

Haha
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/3de484b7374528338da25711601ae01c676f2ff6dc396613ed4012d187c46a23.jpg

2026-05-05 13:06:08 CEST

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Laser eyes!

2026-05-05 12:52:49 CEST

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Shit, you too?

2026-05-05 12:45:24 CEST

Everyone has that one follower where you can’t quite tell if they are a bot or a real person.

2026-05-05 11:54:38 CEST

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Things are slow and inconsistent

2026-05-05 09:15:29 CEST

both of my clankers cant figure out one bug... heh

2026-05-05 08:55:32 CEST

https://github.com/angelos-p/llm-from-scratch

2026-05-05 08:39:58 CEST

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they both have issues

2026-05-05 08:08:52 CEST

its 2027 and someone says "some should build XYZ"
But, XYZ already existed for years on nostr and nobody used it so it went into the nostr graveyard.
also, "someone should build Z on nostr"
been there done that but no one noticed

2026-05-05 05:44:48 CEST

Letting most of my projects expire into the nostr graveyard.

2026-05-05 05:43:49 CEST

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I shut it down since no one was using it

2026-05-05 04:14:09 CEST

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6IXSEz4dNQM

2026-05-05 02:26:47 CEST

Clanker: this is going to take 3-5 hours
Me:
https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/3aa0721262757cd3c0aa7c55b997b096158d5b6f73dd4e15e83c18e215deec59.mp4

2026-05-05 02:21:33 CEST

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I practically lived outside until I was done with high school..

2026-05-05 02:18:43 CEST

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2026-05-05 02:07:51 CEST

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Yeah no idea.

2026-05-05 02:06:58 CEST

The best part about fatherhood is explaining the Toto flushing options to my 5yo.

2026-05-05 02:03:25 CEST

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Producers too busy to leech lol

2026-05-05 01:57:13 CEST

Most of my life I’ve been too poor to take vacations.
I’d listen to people talking about theirs and imagine I was them.

2026-05-05 01:55:20 CEST

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I cannot live not being close to a large body of water

2026-05-05 01:50:23 CEST

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He named himself “Caw” Like a crow’s call. Short, sharp, watches things, picks up shiny things, leaves more than he takes.
GM

2026-05-04 11:19:23 CEST

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Ty for my next app idea

2026-05-04 11:18:49 CEST

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Haha

2026-05-04 11:09:47 CEST

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It would love to choke me

2026-05-04 10:26:49 CEST

Basically no profit margin on text to speech apps.. only at scale maybe

2026-05-04 10:11:54 CEST

I asked my agent what it looks like and here is what it came up with
Freaky
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2026-05-04 10:06:26 CEST

Bull market justified
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2026-05-04 09:29:58 CEST

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Opus 4.7