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2026-08-04 21:04:30 CEST

https://blossom.yakihonne.com/17f725d1bc26ebc541a2e48fc34d26905eac45a311490537849f761a4f77dab0.jpeg
If Satoshi was ever going to reappear, now would probably be a good time

2026-08-04 06:45:35 CEST

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Everyone leaving custodial Lightning

2026-07-27 00:13:05 CEST

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Zeus? It supports ecash

2026-07-26 20:13:52 CEST

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Jumper over the shoulders - could be the move

2026-07-24 22:19:02 CEST

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Really, not tempted to see a few weeks into it?

2026-07-24 22:18:20 CEST

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Interesting Daniel, I'm intrigued by it, let's see. We can watch the bip110 dumpster 🔥 first though 🤣🤣

2026-07-24 19:42:53 CEST

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Thoughts on Paul Sztorc's eCash hard fork next month Mike?

2026-07-21 11:41:13 CEST

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GM ☕️

2026-07-20 06:13:45 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-07-19 23:54:36 CEST

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Hopefully Spain 🇪🇸 🙏 can stop penalties

2026-07-19 23:42:18 CEST

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Penalties yet 🤣🤣

2026-07-19 22:45:28 CEST

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Try harder

2026-07-19 21:38:14 CEST

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I've been following you for ages, and i saw the Paul Sztorc ama on SN
Without scrolling through all your notes, you're a fan of drivechains right?
I should pay more attention to your shitposts 🤣🤣
For fear of being attacked, Paul came across very well and I'm doing a deep dive into how bip300 works

2026-07-19 21:24:37 CEST

I've had an idea for an AI learning platform that's a bit like YouTube, but, every video is made for you
Just ask a question, and an AI teacher appears, explaining it with visuals, animations, and examples
You can interrupt anytime ask for another example, zoom in, rewind, skip ahead
Basically like having a personal teacher on demand instead of hunting through static videos
Do you think people would actually use something like that?
Basically an interactive educational video generator, which could replace searching YouTube??

2026-07-19 12:08:24 CEST

nosuggest.com
https://github.com/No-Suggest
@nprofile…205a 👀
Lmk wyt
Legit or nah?

2026-07-19 00:17:52 CEST

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Interesting listening to Paul Sztorc on his new fork, he dismantles the bch argument
Not saying he's right but im loving the difference of opinion in Bitcoin atm

2026-07-19 00:01:14 CEST

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If they doxx everyone via social media kyc save the kids, they will already have their id

2026-07-18 22:44:53 CEST

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I suppose an initial climbdown on digital ids would be a feelgood way to win popularity and then re push for it next year 🤔

2026-07-18 22:40:49 CEST

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Anything north of Watford is fair game

2026-07-18 22:39:45 CEST

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2026-07-18 22:39:04 CEST

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I thought he wanted to ban VPNs 🤔

2026-07-18 21:54:40 CEST

@nprofile…gtq9 are we ready for #wisp to switch to Paul Sztorc's eCash 🫨🫨

2026-07-18 21:26:57 CEST

wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants
Diogenes also said something similar but Diogenes always lives in my heart for telling Alexander the Great to get out of the way of his sun 🌞 🤣🤣
#nevent1q…l4p9

2026-07-18 13:32:03 CEST

NewPipe has a feature called 'Trending Podcasts' absolutely dozens of pods to choose from across all sectors
Really cool 😎
App on #ZapStore

2026-07-18 05:17:42 CEST

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It says in their blurb you must be online to recieve which is a bit of a pain

2026-07-17 22:17:18 CEST

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If you want reliable nwc use rizful.com

2026-07-17 16:05:00 CEST

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Gigi's fave 🤣🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/53ae3decb066866d4f9bb17eb27718b1f96190e18744b26f9fe20cb91af8e33d.gif

2026-07-17 11:35:00 CEST

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Hi Alex, I used Russell's uid.ovh with keychat.io and logged in with nip07, and it worked fine 🙂
I created a burner npub and made it a public vanity address and even tested the nip05 worked and it did
I also sent and recieved email successfully
So Russell's end is working OK 👍

2026-07-15 22:29:55 CEST

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Now watch the argies get dirty, the longer they're 1 down

2026-07-15 22:27:31 CEST

The longer it stays 1-0
The more argies will get narky
More yellows and probably a red card will follow....

2026-07-15 21:46:20 CEST

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Ref just booked martinez, that ref won't work again under infanyino 🤣🤣

2026-07-15 21:29:20 CEST

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This ref's letting way too much slide, like he's just blind to all the hacks

2026-07-15 21:21:24 CEST

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I hope this save the children bullshit, id verification drives more peeps here 🙏

2026-07-15 06:03:27 CEST

We're all on a timeline
You know you were born, and you know you're going to die
Imagine the version of you that's reached the end of that timeline, looking back at today
They're probably not thinking about the awkward conversation, the missed opportunity or the endless worrying
They're thinking "Why did I spend so much of my life carrying things that didn't deserve that much weight?"
Live as if you're already dead, not in the sense of giving up, but in the sense that you've already lost the thing you're afraid of losing
Then what's left is simply to live
GM

2026-07-14 20:35:49 CEST

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😢 🫂

2026-07-14 08:27:06 CEST

Watch how the narrative shifts from "spam" to "node sovereignty" and then to "protecting the 21M cap" as bip110 struggles to gain support

2026-07-13 12:23:56 CEST

If you knew that nobody was going to see any of the material things that you have
Would you still pursue them?

2026-07-12 22:09:29 CEST

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No air conditioning like me then 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-12 21:45:04 CEST

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Yestr 🙏

2026-07-12 21:44:16 CEST

I think we should start calling nodes that don't matter 'knodes'
Quote by @nprofile…x26e 🎯

2026-07-12 20:15:43 CEST

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Second investigation led by FIFA referees 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-12 20:12:23 CEST

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Hey 👋 saw your mention of the Dutch unrealized tax point.
I created a post on stacker.news a while back https://stacker.news/items/1498286/r/npub1zapsats
I'm assuming you're actually Dutch given your surname so I'll bow to your domestic knowledge
But didn't the Dutch authorities end up in this mess because the legacy system already in place actually charged unrealized gains but at a capped amount, so very successful investors were making a killing!
It was only when this was judged to be unlawful that the government has railroaded this idea through

2026-07-12 20:03:11 CEST

By @nprofile…969u
if you're unhappy with bitcoin development, become a developer. nothing else will work, this isn't politics, sorry.

2026-07-12 14:26:27 CEST

Great post on X by @nprofile…969u
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If you're a Bitcoiner then you might be lucky enough to receive two whole shitcoin airdrops this year. Here is what you need to know, including a few warnings and how you can stay safe.
This year, two of the most eccentric Bitcoiners who couldn't succeessfully change Bitcoin even if they sold their mother, will finally fork off and find out how it feels to be a shitcoiner with your own chain:
- Paul Sports, the BIP300 guy who hates Lightning more than I hate shitcoins, and
- Luke Dashjr, the BIP110 guy who eats cats and can't stop thinking about CSAM.
Strange characters, great to see them go their own way.
What does that mean for you? If you have say 1 BTC to your name, you will now also have 1 Paul-BTC and 1 Luke-BTC. Even if your own Bitcoin is stored on a hardware wallet, you will now also have two shitcoins that are also secured with the same keys as your real Bitcoin.
Do I have to do anything? No. This all happens automatically. You don't need to do anything, you wouldn't even notice anything has happened. After all, what do you care whether some dude has forked Bitcoin and decided to become a shitcoiner. You can chill.
What if I want to dump it? Obviously both of these shitcoins will be worthless and will go to zero so you might be tempted to sell them. Many of us never played with shitcoins so this is a real temptation. In the most likely case, there won't even be an exchange where you can sell these coins because both are going to be pretty small and pathetic, unlike previous attacks on Bitcoin that tried to fork (Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin Gold, ...).
If you decide to move these shitcoins to an exchange (and assuming there will be wallets that help you do so), a few things are important to keep in mind:
- There will be wallets that help you move your forked shitcoins. These wallets might ask you for your hardware wallet's seed phrase and pretend to be nice but will actually steal all your BTC. NEVER AND IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE ENTER YOUR HARDWARE WALLET'S SEED PHRASE INTO A COMPUTER. Wait for reputable wallets to appear that have been audited and thread extremely carefully. Even if you're a "pro Bitcoiner" you can lose your life savings if you mess this up. I repeat: If you enter your seed phrase into a malicious wallet, you could lose all of your REAL Bitcoins, not only that fake shit.
- If you successfully moved your shitcoins off your wallet, you might be tempted to sell them on an exchange, assuming there will be one. Note that WHICHEVER SHITCOIN UTXO YOU DOXX (i.e. connect with your identity), ALSO DOXXES YOUR REAL BITCOIN. If you deposit your Luke-shitcoin to an exchange, that exchange WILL ALLSO SEE YOUR REAL BITCOIN on the real blockchain. If you send all your shitcoins to a random guy on the internet, that random guy will also see your entire real bitcoin stack. This is because the fork mirrors Bitcoin's history.
So the summary is:
- wallets will be released that appear to help you to move your shitcoins but they actually want to steal your Bitcoin. Dangerous.
- if you move your shitcoins and connect them to your identity, then you also doxx your real bitcoins. Dangerous.
- If you don't do anything, you're safe. Basically "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".
Stay safe. Reject shitcoins.

2026-07-11 23:28:44 CEST

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Im on both teams to score 🤣🤣 bit of a slow start

2026-07-11 20:31:04 CEST

@nprofile…shr9 is bip110 retarded

2026-07-11 13:33:10 CEST

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We're men, we're not supposed to have a good time, we are bearing our cross, stay strong Gigi, the force is strong in you ❤️

2026-07-11 06:10:45 CEST

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More extreme retardation from the biptards
Or we could say...
Bitcoin pumped after Taproot activated, therefore Taproot caused the bull run
😂😂😂😂

2026-07-10 23:18:08 CEST

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Bore draw, penalties 😴

2026-07-10 23:09:15 CEST

Predictions for world cup 2026 🏆
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 play Norway 🇳🇴 and win, Argentina 🇦🇷 play Switzerland 🇨🇭 and win
Spain 🇪🇸 play Belgium and won
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 lose against Argentina 🇦🇷
France 🇫🇷 play Spain 🇪🇸 and win
Argentina 🇦🇷 play France 🇫🇷 in the final and lose
France 🇫🇷 wins 🏆 world cup 2026

2026-07-09 21:25:40 CEST

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No I meant Customer Support
All the computer guys will be working in call centres receiving calls 📞 when the AI isn't AI'ing

2026-07-09 21:15:37 CEST

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CS bros feeling like paper atlas' vs GPS, Kodak vs Smartphones, Yellow pages vs Google, cassette CD DVD vs Spotify Netflix

2026-07-09 21:07:49 CEST

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Two words
Entre preneur....ship

2026-07-09 21:05:45 CEST

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Ah ok you know then! Sorry 😐

2026-07-09 21:04:12 CEST

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Wrong!! Be careful about which pixel handset you buy
Only certain models allow the bootloader to accept a different os.
Google it first, fair warning ⚠️

2026-07-09 21:01:36 CEST

Comment by @paulshantz3904 on Jack Mallers monday podcast...
I don't agree or disagree, I just thought the guy put some effort into that comment so I'm sharing it for bro 💪
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Jack....let's keep it real...you're shitting on Elon and other AI developers for saying in the future we won't even need money....
but then a few minutes later you talk about how with AI and a bitcoin standard we can all pursue artistic passions and flourish as a species...so which is it?
At the end of the day...isn't bitcoin a form of AI?
you may or may not have though of it that way....but if you look at it logically btc is just using compute to decentralize a monetary ledger....
so the real question is.."how valuable is this decentralized ledger to humanity over the long run?".....
now every bitcoiner (including myself) are wired to think that it is infinitely valuable and so the price will go up forever...but step back and ask yourself.....outside of the bitcoin echo chamber of radical libertarians what percentage of the population actually wants to take control and thus responsibility for thier money?
the sad truth is I think the answer is something like 3%.....meaning 97% of the population actually wants central planners to control their time and energy....
i feel like being a bitcoiner is bascially like being a vegan...if you're a vegan talking to other vegan's you really do believe that everyone who isn't a vegan is really lost and misguided...but why then are only 3% of the world vegans?.....
it's quite possible that the same is true for freedom money.....perhaps the thought of self sovereignty and real freedom is just too much for most people....and perhaps the natural state is with 3% of people being bitcoiners and 97% just being volunteer slaves...
it sounds crazy because as a bitcoiner you're like "why would anyone choose slavery?"......but outside of the echo chamber that seems to be what I come across....
there's a sense of security people feel by having someone else tell them how to live....I'm not sure how to address this problem...I'm just trying to bring attention to it.

2026-07-09 12:46:47 CEST

Graphene OS, Mullvad VPN, Molly, Ashigaru, Sentinel, Phoenix Wallet, Robosats.
@underclass21 on X

2026-07-08 23:29:35 CEST

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Create a post on stacker.news and ask there, you'll get zapped too

2026-07-08 22:36:02 CEST

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Check out stacker.news
https://stacker.news/items/288506/r/npub1zapsats
https://stacker.news/items/38232/r/npub1zapsats
Loads of info there

2026-07-08 22:18:32 CEST

Wondering if the push behind BIP110 could be people who want Bitcoin to appear more acceptable to the elites?

2026-07-08 15:21:45 CEST

If you ever get lower back pain...
Please save this video
Thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmGArQBtFI

2026-07-08 00:15:23 CEST

Rick Rule is the coolest fiat guy I've listened to

2026-07-07 23:00:06 CEST

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What platforms are they monitoring? Obviously wassap but whitenoise for example? That is out of their reach correct?

2026-07-07 22:50:46 CEST

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#nevent1q…plf2

2026-07-07 20:44:45 CEST

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Now Belgium 🇧🇪 has 500% tariffs 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-07 15:26:51 CEST

For a healthy dinner I'm thinking...
● spicy chicken breast pieces
● Greek yoghurt
● spicy rice
Mixed up like a savoury porridge lol, squeeze of lemon juice and wrap in a tortilla

2026-07-07 11:51:08 CEST

https://blossom.yakihonne.com/9f48d13e5bd48f9f6fa2a47d89e5ba407ec559c557f14c171ed4187b7c5eee28.jpeg

2026-07-06 23:46:35 CEST

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21BTC in cold storage 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-06 23:28:08 CEST

Love going to my fridge for a mbappe special 😋

2026-07-06 20:19:34 CEST

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UK bladerunners be like... 🫂

2026-07-06 16:11:36 CEST

https://stacker.news/items/1520169/r/npub1zapsats?commentId=1520208
https://minted.is/
@nprofile…969u 👀 you seen this already yeah?!

2026-07-06 03:43:23 CEST

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Fair shout

2026-07-06 02:27:29 CEST

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Other way round, quinones to score anytime

2026-07-06 02:20:54 CEST

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Glad someone sees this madness for what it is, saw earlier the ordinal guys have already bypassed all the barriers biptards tried to put up

2026-07-05 19:26:44 CEST

Ordinal tards saying they bypassed biptards censorship already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-05 14:51:10 CEST

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Is that bald and bankrupt? He's low-key a spook, speaks multiple languages, able to negotiate with anyone and manipulate them

2026-07-02 21:22:38 CEST

https://x.com/i/status/2072696574988501053
The reporter has obviously researched Saylor's short temper, and purposefully baited him to react

2026-07-01 20:54:33 CEST

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Sick climb, can't see any donut munching cops going up there 🤣🤣

2026-06-30 22:34:04 CEST

58K gang

2026-06-30 12:00:37 CEST

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The mayor of London says that AC is pushing C02 levels up making it hard to meet net zero emissions
The gossip is he wants to ban it but he actually said he wants new buildings to be better insulated from the sun to reduce the need for it
Im no fan of him in any way BTW lol

2026-06-30 11:48:44 CEST

@nprofile…h7w3 brilliant post on X...
Life is way better once you stop being so serious.
You can just have fun with it all.
Make people laugh.
Ignore all the very serious topics that the news wants you focused on.
The world's only breaking when you look for it
There's still genuinely good and beautiful people everywhere.
Go talk to them. Look them in the eyes and connect
When they ask you a question, give them a fun answer they don't expect.
Stop trying to make conversations serious. It's boring.
Be playful.
Have fun. Dance.
Watch what happens.
I've been the introvert stuck in his head, constantly running every scenario, aware of everything going on in the world, trying to get others to care about serious things...
And that guy gets absolutely MOGGED by the carefree extrovert who fully inhabits his body, needs nothing, and just gives people a good time in the moment
All the best times of your life will happen effortlessly when you're in the latter state
Out of the head and into the body
In between the past and the future
==========
Amazing advice 👏 👌

2026-06-29 12:14:11 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-06-27 23:15:53 CEST

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Congratulations 🎊 👏

2026-06-27 23:04:50 CEST

Congratulations to @nprofile…w320 for getting a block 😇🎖🎖🎖

2026-06-23 10:26:17 CEST

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Is he a scally? I thought he was a Manc

2026-06-23 10:25:02 CEST

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What language does Andy Burnham speak?

2026-06-23 10:21:29 CEST

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Did you mention Manx, apparently that's making a comeback

2026-06-23 10:13:07 CEST

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Penn means head in Breton and it's Pen in Welsh according to claude lol

2026-06-23 10:08:01 CEST

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Is it true that people in Northern France who speak Breton can understand Welsh?

2026-06-22 23:51:45 CEST

That Alex Jones clip about Magellan is popping up again.....rotting down TO THE WATERLINE!!!
BRILLIANT

2026-06-22 23:46:41 CEST

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A crossword answer to Irish language was not EIRE but ERSE 💁

2026-06-22 23:02:31 CEST

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/62258ec87be9f4cc0122a6494fad8e720539a962e7cf8ab03f8610144bc83b2f.jpeg
Getting seen lads

2026-06-22 22:38:52 CEST

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No but biden is wearing a rubber mask 😂😂😂

2026-06-22 22:35:49 CEST

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Shared on stacker.news too mate
https://stacker.news/items/1513102/r/npub1zapsats

2026-06-22 21:15:11 CEST

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You need Saylor Balaji and Pomp to retweet to get engagement. Granted it's a retarded idea but it gets the alg working

2026-06-21 21:44:32 CEST

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Yes 🎯 already an avid listener 😍

2026-06-21 20:30:44 CEST

Latest Breedlove upload on WiM YT is an old pod with @nprofile…205a and others including Jordan Peterson
Love a bit of listening to Gigi's distinctive accent 👌

2026-06-20 19:16:44 CEST

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Generate an nmail address using a random npub

2026-06-20 15:37:47 CEST

Proposals like bip110 and others in the future that we haven't even seen yet are a necessary part of Bitcoin's growth
While Bitcoin can be proven mathematically, what cannot be tested is humans trying to change the rules, this is something that is a necessity for Bitcoin to be continually proven
Taleb said, An antifragile system doesn't merely survive stress; it can become stronger by revealing weaknesses and forcing adaptation
Although constant civil wars would likely be harmful to the long term prospects of the protocol
The biptards might be an annoyance or a threat but unfortunately they are a necessary part of Bitcoin's future, there will always be egotistical humans who suffer from main character syndrome

2026-06-20 15:18:31 CEST

Why has AI been given a free reign to proliferate across all areas of society in a short amount of years, whereas Bitcoin has been stifled at every opportunity
Fiat is one of society's most powerful institutions, so a technology that competes with existing finance and payment systems will naturally face more resistance than technologies that complement them