npub1zapsats
ň̶͉p̸̣͌ȗ̷̮b̷̻͌1̷͖͒z̵̝̀á̸̘p̶̠͌s̸͈̄a̴̬̎t̵̩͑s̸̋ͅ

up only

Public Key

npub1zapsatsw9y46vjdmfkl0t23yt9tdyz2lqw60ng85we7clxvcjhssnt83v7

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqspwscw4c8zj2axfxa5m0h44gj9j4kjp90s8d8e5r68vlv0nxvftcgp99mhxue69uhhqunfd46hxtnwdaehgu339e3k7mf00f6kcafdv3ukuctddukhyctkv4hqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmczyl243

Publishing to

primus.nostr1.com/zulu-dynamo-raven

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1zapsatsw9y46vjdmfkl0t23yt9tdyz2lqw60ng85we7clxvcjhssnt83v7

Show more details

Last Notes

2026-07-18 03:17:42 UTC

- reply

It says in their blurb you must be online to recieve which is a bit of a pain

2026-07-17 20:17:18 UTC

- reply

If you want reliable nwc use rizful.com

2026-07-17 14:05:00 UTC

- reply

Gigi's fave 🤣🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/53ae3decb066866d4f9bb17eb27718b1f96190e18744b26f9fe20cb91af8e33d.gif

2026-07-17 09:35:00 UTC

- reply

Hi Alex, I used Russell's uid.ovh with keychat.io and logged in with nip07, and it worked fine 🙂
I created a burner npub and made it a public vanity address and even tested the nip05 worked and it did
I also sent and recieved email successfully
So Russell's end is working OK 👍

2026-07-15 20:29:55 UTC

- reply

Now watch the argies get dirty, the longer they're 1 down

2026-07-15 20:27:31 UTC

The longer it stays 1-0
The more argies will get narky
More yellows and probably a red card will follow....

2026-07-15 19:46:20 UTC

- reply

Ref just booked martinez, that ref won't work again under infanyino 🤣🤣

2026-07-15 19:29:20 UTC

- reply

This ref's letting way too much slide, like he's just blind to all the hacks

2026-07-15 19:21:24 UTC

- reply

I hope this save the children bullshit, id verification drives more peeps here 🙏

2026-07-15 04:03:27 UTC

We're all on a timeline
You know you were born, and you know you're going to die
Imagine the version of you that's reached the end of that timeline, looking back at today
They're probably not thinking about the awkward conversation, the missed opportunity or the endless worrying
They're thinking "Why did I spend so much of my life carrying things that didn't deserve that much weight?"
Live as if you're already dead, not in the sense of giving up, but in the sense that you've already lost the thing you're afraid of losing
Then what's left is simply to live
GM

2026-07-14 18:35:49 UTC

- reply

😢 🫂

2026-07-14 06:27:06 UTC

Watch how the narrative shifts from "spam" to "node sovereignty" and then to "protecting the 21M cap" as bip110 struggles to gain support

2026-07-12 20:09:29 UTC

- reply

No air conditioning like me then 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-12 18:03:11 UTC

By @nprofile…969u
if you're unhappy with bitcoin development, become a developer. nothing else will work, this isn't politics, sorry.

2026-07-12 12:26:27 UTC

Great post on X by @nprofile…969u
---
If you're a Bitcoiner then you might be lucky enough to receive two whole shitcoin airdrops this year. Here is what you need to know, including a few warnings and how you can stay safe.
This year, two of the most eccentric Bitcoiners who couldn't succeessfully change Bitcoin even if they sold their mother, will finally fork off and find out how it feels to be a shitcoiner with your own chain:
- Paul Sports, the BIP300 guy who hates Lightning more than I hate shitcoins, and
- Luke Dashjr, the BIP110 guy who eats cats and can't stop thinking about CSAM.
Strange characters, great to see them go their own way.
What does that mean for you? If you have say 1 BTC to your name, you will now also have 1 Paul-BTC and 1 Luke-BTC. Even if your own Bitcoin is stored on a hardware wallet, you will now also have two shitcoins that are also secured with the same keys as your real Bitcoin.
Do I have to do anything? No. This all happens automatically. You don't need to do anything, you wouldn't even notice anything has happened. After all, what do you care whether some dude has forked Bitcoin and decided to become a shitcoiner. You can chill.
What if I want to dump it? Obviously both of these shitcoins will be worthless and will go to zero so you might be tempted to sell them. Many of us never played with shitcoins so this is a real temptation. In the most likely case, there won't even be an exchange where you can sell these coins because both are going to be pretty small and pathetic, unlike previous attacks on Bitcoin that tried to fork (Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin Gold, ...).
If you decide to move these shitcoins to an exchange (and assuming there will be wallets that help you do so), a few things are important to keep in mind:
- There will be wallets that help you move your forked shitcoins. These wallets might ask you for your hardware wallet's seed phrase and pretend to be nice but will actually steal all your BTC. NEVER AND IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE ENTER YOUR HARDWARE WALLET'S SEED PHRASE INTO A COMPUTER. Wait for reputable wallets to appear that have been audited and thread extremely carefully. Even if you're a "pro Bitcoiner" you can lose your life savings if you mess this up. I repeat: If you enter your seed phrase into a malicious wallet, you could lose all of your REAL Bitcoins, not only that fake shit.
- If you successfully moved your shitcoins off your wallet, you might be tempted to sell them on an exchange, assuming there will be one. Note that WHICHEVER SHITCOIN UTXO YOU DOXX (i.e. connect with your identity), ALSO DOXXES YOUR REAL BITCOIN. If you deposit your Luke-shitcoin to an exchange, that exchange WILL ALLSO SEE YOUR REAL BITCOIN on the real blockchain. If you send all your shitcoins to a random guy on the internet, that random guy will also see your entire real bitcoin stack. This is because the fork mirrors Bitcoin's history.
So the summary is:
- wallets will be released that appear to help you to move your shitcoins but they actually want to steal your Bitcoin. Dangerous.
- if you move your shitcoins and connect them to your identity, then you also doxx your real bitcoins. Dangerous.
- If you don't do anything, you're safe. Basically "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".
Stay safe. Reject shitcoins.

2026-07-11 18:31:04 UTC

@nprofile…shr9 is bip110 retarded

2026-07-11 04:10:45 UTC

- reply

More extreme retardation from the biptards
Or we could say...
Bitcoin pumped after Taproot activated, therefore Taproot caused the bull run
😂😂😂😂

2026-07-10 21:18:08 UTC

- reply

Bore draw, penalties 😴

2026-07-10 21:09:15 UTC

Predictions for world cup 2026 🏆
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 play Norway 🇳🇴 and win, Argentina 🇦🇷 play Switzerland 🇨🇭 and win
Spain 🇪🇸 play Belgium and won
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 lose against Argentina 🇦🇷
France 🇫🇷 play Spain 🇪🇸 and win
Argentina 🇦🇷 play France 🇫🇷 in the final and lose
France 🇫🇷 wins 🏆 world cup 2026

2026-07-09 19:15:37 UTC

- reply

CS bros feeling like paper atlas' vs GPS, Kodak vs Smartphones, Yellow pages vs Google, cassette CD DVD vs Spotify Netflix

2026-07-09 19:04:12 UTC

- reply

Wrong!! Be careful about which pixel handset you buy
Only certain models allow the bootloader to accept a different os.
Google it first, fair warning ⚠️

2026-07-07 22:15:23 UTC

Rick Rule is the coolest fiat guy I've listened to

2026-07-07 18:44:45 UTC

- reply

Now Belgium 🇧🇪 has 500% tariffs 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-06 21:28:08 UTC

Love going to my fridge for a mbappe special 😋

2026-07-06 18:19:34 UTC

- reply

UK bladerunners be like... 🫂

2026-07-06 01:43:23 UTC

- reply

Fair shout

2026-07-06 00:27:29 UTC

- reply

Other way round, quinones to score anytime

2026-07-06 00:20:54 UTC

- reply

Glad someone sees this madness for what it is, saw earlier the ordinal guys have already bypassed all the barriers biptards tried to put up

2026-07-05 12:51:10 UTC

- reply

Is that bald and bankrupt? He's low-key a spook, speaks multiple languages, able to negotiate with anyone and manipulate them

2026-07-02 19:22:38 UTC

https://x.com/i/status/2072696574988501053
The reporter has obviously researched Saylor's short temper, and purposefully baited him to react

2026-07-01 18:54:33 UTC

- reply

Sick climb, can't see any donut munching cops going up there 🤣🤣

2026-06-30 20:34:04 UTC

58K gang

2026-06-30 10:00:37 UTC

- reply

The mayor of London says that AC is pushing C02 levels up making it hard to meet net zero emissions
The gossip is he wants to ban it but he actually said he wants new buildings to be better insulated from the sun to reduce the need for it
Im no fan of him in any way BTW lol

2026-06-27 21:15:53 UTC

- reply

Congratulations 🎊 👏

2026-06-27 21:04:50 UTC

Congratulations to @nprofile…w320 for getting a block 😇🎖🎖🎖

2026-06-23 08:21:29 UTC

- reply

Did you mention Manx, apparently that's making a comeback

2026-06-23 08:13:07 UTC

- reply

Penn means head in Breton and it's Pen in Welsh according to claude lol

2026-06-23 08:08:01 UTC

- reply

Is it true that people in Northern France who speak Breton can understand Welsh?

2026-06-22 21:51:45 UTC

That Alex Jones clip about Magellan is popping up again.....rotting down TO THE WATERLINE!!!
BRILLIANT

2026-06-22 21:46:41 UTC

- reply

A crossword answer to Irish language was not EIRE but ERSE 💁

2026-06-22 21:02:31 UTC

- reply

https://blossom.yakihonne.com/62258ec87be9f4cc0122a6494fad8e720539a962e7cf8ab03f8610144bc83b2f.jpeg
Getting seen lads

2026-06-22 20:35:49 UTC

- reply

Shared on stacker.news too mate
https://stacker.news/items/1513102/r/npub1zapsats

2026-06-22 19:15:11 UTC

- reply

You need Saylor Balaji and Pomp to retweet to get engagement. Granted it's a retarded idea but it gets the alg working

2026-06-21 19:44:32 UTC

- reply

Yes 🎯 already an avid listener 😍

2026-06-21 18:30:44 UTC

Latest Breedlove upload on WiM YT is an old pod with @nprofile…205a and others including Jordan Peterson
Love a bit of listening to Gigi's distinctive accent 👌

2026-06-20 13:37:47 UTC

Proposals like bip110 and others in the future that we haven't even seen yet are a necessary part of Bitcoin's growth
While Bitcoin can be proven mathematically, what cannot be tested is humans trying to change the rules, this is something that is a necessity for Bitcoin to be continually proven
Taleb said, An antifragile system doesn't merely survive stress; it can become stronger by revealing weaknesses and forcing adaptation
Although constant civil wars would likely be harmful to the long term prospects of the protocol
The biptards might be an annoyance or a threat but unfortunately they are a necessary part of Bitcoin's future, there will always be egotistical humans who suffer from main character syndrome

2026-06-20 13:18:31 UTC

Why has AI been given a free reign to proliferate across all areas of society in a short amount of years, whereas Bitcoin has been stifled at every opportunity
Fiat is one of society's most powerful institutions, so a technology that competes with existing finance and payment systems will naturally face more resistance than technologies that complement them

2026-06-19 20:16:03 UTC

- reply

> Interestingly, the Bitcoin industry continues to be quite excited about the prospects for the digital currency, and there continue to be announcements about expanding its potential usage. But for now: toilet.
---
Brilliant 😂😂😂

2026-06-19 20:08:46 UTC

Me at 8yrs thinking this was 2026 😂😂
https://blossom.primal.net/88828440063dd4f04efc64917d1c88cedaf8a7dc9cacc64a1e6cb23a2c5ceacc.gif

2026-06-19 13:36:07 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-18 23:04:34 UTC

Please read 📚 🙏
#nevent1q…4vzr

2026-06-17 22:56:24 UTC

Imagine the under 16s come to #Nostr and bump into Fuckstr 😂😂😂 protect the children

2026-06-17 20:48:52 UTC

- reply

Have you had any dealings with @nprofile…48s4 ?? He's the no1 fuck the state dude you need to research

2026-06-17 20:43:20 UTC

- reply

I've seen loads about strawman common law, many in UK don't pay property taxes, they call it council tax. 99% comply and 1% understand the game, as you are learning

2026-06-17 19:35:04 UTC

@nprofile…k85p I just purchased 24hr vpn....twice!!! For the UK to watch the soccer ⚽️ on BBC and both times the vpn was set in France 🇫🇷 😢 😭 😿 😢 😭

2026-06-15 19:09:32 UTC

- reply

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2026-06-15 19:06:46 UTC

But @nprofile…l3ny is CEO of #Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/4ceb2b07233d078213438f91800b2384fd4e155c084b1661d1bd460dd35cf1bd.jpg

2026-06-15 09:31:14 UTC

- reply

Police stop and search for apps on phones coming soon 🤡 🌎

2026-06-15 09:24:21 UTC

- reply

Grateful for Gigi 🙏 always admire your holding your frame and ability to be the beacon of reason in a sea of uncertainty
Apart from the time you absolutely lost Yr shit over the onchain zap thing but we're all human 😀😀
Always look forward to reading your stuff as many others do
Keep on Gigi'ing ❤️

2026-06-14 19:47:04 UTC

- reply

Wrong
The good news is, you will be able to buy 'stuff' for pocket change
The bad news is, something only a human can do will cost an absolute fortune in Bitcoin
And that's not a bad thing

2026-06-14 18:36:05 UTC

- reply

Fuck off AI retard

2026-06-14 18:24:01 UTC

- reply

Baumol effect disagrees with 'all prices' but I hear you

2026-06-14 09:21:31 UTC

- reply

Congratulations 🎊

2026-06-14 08:56:58 UTC

is there a case that some og bitcoiner holders were actually traders and knew to sell the October 2025 high and rotated into ai stocks and nasdaq stocks, two things happened, them leaving btc last year tanked the btc price, and them entering ai/legacy stocks sent them soaring
now those traders will sell the stocks to lock in profits and rotate back into bitcoin as it languishes at low 60s
A classic trading strategy if one knows what they are doing, but this nothing to do with Bitcoin, these traders would buy seashells if they thought they could make a profit 📈
Being a Bitcoiner for sovereignty and eliminating counterparty risk is completely lost when one starts trading sats for stocks
We watch from the sidelines as the fiat price is manipulated by Wall St
One thing Saylor is correct about....Traders love the vol

2026-06-13 19:43:00 UTC

Centralised AI companies are cucked to government orders
People still can't see the strength of a decentralised network

2026-06-12 19:01:50 UTC

- reply

Covering the face is 1000% the move 👏👏👏

2026-06-12 19:00:28 UTC

This is 'Shocking' 😋😆
#nevent1q…fawq

2026-06-12 18:51:36 UTC

A Chinese emperor, impressed by an opponent's skill at chess, offered to grant him anything he wished
The opponent's request seemed almost laughably modest.... a single grain of rice on the first square of the chessboard, doubled on each square thereafter
The emperor scoffed, picturing a trivial pile 1, 2, 4, 8 grains, hardly worth mentioning.
But doubling is deceptive
By the 64th square, the total reached 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 grains.... enough rice to cover the entire surface of the Earth several times over

2026-06-12 08:39:17 UTC

Bitcoin doesn't need everyone today, it needs to be there for whoever needs it tomorrow
#nevent1q…avqm

2026-06-12 06:44:00 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-11 08:03:36 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-10 18:44:52 UTC

Bitcoin in 2026 😂😂
https://cdn.azzamo.media/41f43fad9eaa34cdc408b45c86046e7ca73585cbc0aed463f23f7b51d2e6a524.jpg
https://cdn.azzamo.media/e05b23f6692d8d60ce2c89033cfcf63127cd32046133835d346ceb3d065b13ab.jpg

2026-06-08 19:10:10 UTC

#Nostr
I think Bitcoin core devs realized early on the necessity of maintaining a quiet, low profile public presence to avoid drawing attention to themselves
But fuck me, looking over at the Nostr Dramadome, the dev landscape seems to be defined by constant public crashouts and ego beefs on what feels like a weekly basis
OK, Bitcoin isn't totally immune to this, the BIP110 drama proves that the network still attracts similar characters who try to enforce their opinionated scaffolding on the protocol
But within camp NostrDrama, the total absence of at least some decorum, I do wonder if this public meltdownage is a symptom of collective anxiety, an underlying realization that they may be pouring immense time and energy into building something that will struggle to ever truly compete with the network effects of Xitter
Think before you post people, especially if you're using a real life identity 😉

2026-06-07 18:48:03 UTC

- reply

We need more Gigi's

2026-06-06 14:14:15 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ca494d9665442d4d096fe5bd9f6b25630d43ad08dc9e4a1cb78185f500013a42.jpg

2026-06-05 12:09:49 UTC

AI data centres are forced to extract massive profits just to outrun the corrosion and rapid demise of their hardware before the entirety must be replaced every few years.
Bitcoin miners suffer the same fate, but if miners perish from a lack of hardware, the hashrate drops, the network adapts and the door opens for new players to fill the gap, block by block, forever

2026-06-05 08:31:13 UTC

- reply

It was OK to ignore that in 2014 tho

2026-06-05 05:45:53 UTC

#Zeeecashhh
https://blossom.primal.net/1772670421662ddcedbf1a509dddfd7155863fe5dd69c346ab25ba3b56c37d18.jpg

2026-06-05 05:43:54 UTC

- reply

GM ☕️

2026-06-05 05:41:57 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-04 19:35:59 UTC

Hal saw the game before almost everyone else, every year Bitcoin survives, the media hit pieces get weaker

2026-06-04 06:15:14 UTC

GM ☕️ There are months where nothing happens and there are days where months happen

2026-06-03 20:11:37 UTC

- reply

You're criticising people for not living boldly enough, but the whole performance of 'living' can be just as hollow

2026-06-02 21:46:33 UTC

- reply

@npub1s0v…rmq5 have had T-shirt's designed for the last few years at Madeira, they would have an idea

2026-06-02 20:04:19 UTC

Enjoying jumble @npub1syj…f6wl

2026-06-02 19:21:34 UTC

- reply

Imagine how toxic it would be if millions were using it! Thank your lucky stars there are only 643 of us here

2026-06-02 18:36:07 UTC

- reply

https://blossom.primal.net/dc9ad282664be44fd7b0780bd752050afa04b802841442f93a5e1009fd75aec0.jpg
Lol cool app 😎 lots of potential

2026-06-02 09:29:39 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-01 14:26:58 UTC

- reply

Woohoo !! It worked 💪 thanks Russel 😊

2026-06-01 12:05:34 UTC

- reply

Every single nostr user feels insulted 🤣🤣🤣

2026-06-01 10:53:08 UTC

- reply

They've moved on from grants then 🤣🤣🤣

2026-06-01 10:32:09 UTC

- reply

Is he explaining the bitch fest happening here

2026-06-01 04:54:09 UTC

GM ☕️
https://blossom.primal.net/d2e5bc16193430a9571728072612be967a74215493ab45967dbc27a5f957f2f7.mp4

2026-05-31 22:01:06 UTC

Debating you guys on SN 🤣🤣
#nevent1q…zrh3

2026-05-31 20:50:04 UTC

- reply

That's impressive 👏 not your usual Nostr user

2026-05-31 09:02:15 UTC

- reply

👀
#nevent1q…fwmv
#nevent1q…fwmv

2026-05-31 08:58:57 UTC

@nprofile…ena6
Quick Q's about nmail...
1, I created an identity in settings, I can send email successfully from this new ID
But when I reply from my other email to '[email protected]' where does it go?
2, If I create [email protected], which I can, will it conflict with your address? Or does it use the base npub as the source ID?
Very cool app 😎 👍

2026-05-30 18:44:34 UTC

A Nostr note worth saving, dev wars is absolutely normal and being present witnessing the fallout is a privilege
Love ❤️ to all the devs
#nevent1q…8ley

2026-05-30 17:36:51 UTC

Was trying to watch the champions league final
Found yala goal on uptodown a random Spanish app store but server was down 😢 😭

2026-05-30 14:26:53 UTC

- reply

Glad you're OK 🙏 🤲