Turiz

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Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾

Public Key

npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr

NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqsqdqc0dj6eyk7c9n99n0dgfrcq2enxmlcyd3fc9936n9azxndyp3gpzamhxw309uczuvpwxqhrqw35xs6rgtmjv4kxz7g2jy3ex

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npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr

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Last Notes

2026-05-18 02:06:23 CEST

I've been here for four years, how many fake accounts do you think I have deployed as sleeper cells to attack you bitches when the protocol is most vulnerable? #askNostr

2026-05-18 02:05:05 CEST

nyggas in the DMs back n forthwith my fake accounts talmbout 'fuck Turiz ' i'm like yeaaa yeaaa. then hit them with the 'send a zap ⚡' the zap ⚡ is received by none other than 😂😂😂 comedy. pure comedy

2026-05-18 02:01:34 CEST

boi, at this rate I want to be dumb forever. smart Bois and sistas losing money... rather be dumb 😂

2026-05-18 02:00:29 CEST

i'm going to scam you and gloat about it. you pretend you don't like my real account, but i'm emptying your wallet with a fake account, but you are the smart one . . 😂

2026-05-18 01:59:19 CEST

don't underestimate my ability to pamper you with positivity from a parody while i'm calling you a bitch on my real account. meanwhile sending you love light and hugs as a fake account as I collect the dust just like Mathew the Tax collector.

2026-05-18 01:57:56 CEST

Turiz, keeping plebs on their toes since 2023.
open sesame
gas ⛽ them up from a catfish 🐟🐠

2026-05-18 01:56:49 CEST

wait till I snap back to reality and remember I have a family to provide for and all I have is this protocol where people exchange hard money. . .

2026-05-18 01:55:38 CEST

ignore my notes today i'm in your DMs tomorrow as Lucy or Jennifer. I don't care about you bro, sis.
😂 😂

2026-05-18 01:53:52 CEST

7 minutes to 0300hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🕊️🫂💜 🌍
let's roll the illegal bhangi, 10days to count down to ruling of legalization

2026-05-18 01:51:58 CEST

if you need a volunteer look elsewhere. I don't eat hi5s

2026-05-17 21:12:30 CEST

the most ridiculous outcome is probably the most likely and the best. - Maya Angelou

2026-05-17 20:31:29 CEST

Everything is now worth what anybody is willing to pay for it.

2026-05-17 20:21:23 CEST

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deep https://blossom.primal.net/5c1f65a1f1fe6fc030b72974bd3dd555d668794566640e84a412a05f9ded9a0d.jpg

2026-05-17 20:18:47 CEST

if nobody gives you a job, create your own job.

2026-05-17 19:06:26 CEST

Give the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate your presence ❤️

2026-05-17 18:54:49 CEST

sk you just want to see the masses here after onboarding them or what? when the few who are here you can't even present with opportunities 😭 😂😂 what are the normies supposed to be coming here to do exactly? please tell me

2026-05-17 18:36:11 CEST

discipline looks boring until you see what it builds.

2026-05-17 18:01:10 CEST

List of people who have you on Mute 🔕 aka People who behave like children and attach feelings to text 😭 😂😂😂

2026-05-17 17:59:39 CEST

time to mute the muteuals so we don't talk to people who have mute us on the timeline #mutable

2026-05-17 17:58:12 CEST

alp is mad we have a native meme app and we wont make him a web app.
fishcake regrets supporting us, we dont use nostr build for memely templates.
danny boy feelings hurt cus i told him to get maya an oven.
i dont even speak or know who this piotr fella is .
hahaha so funny.
https://blossom.primal.net/edd6bbc98b415b2301fc2f551cf045882615dedad82ae2e329d82132b1fad9d4.png

2026-05-17 17:49:22 CEST

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prepare accordingly

2026-05-17 17:47:15 CEST

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Damus android count? or i'm sitting this one out too 😂 😭 😂

2026-05-17 17:46:01 CEST

Oading BTC price* 🤣 🤣
trust me bro, users shall receive the bitcoin ...
🤣 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/6bd3511f4f038a7d77d78885dd927f0d10f0febcb1ad510963447d3a1b9f6f6a.png

2026-05-17 17:37:27 CEST

some of you need to add a few zeros to your zaps ⚡ at least till the end of the year if we need to see content creators pull in up. show them there is money on Nostr .

2026-05-17 17:34:06 CEST

wait till Fedi and BlueSky gets wind of this
https://image.nostr.build/409379e9dc7d40d40b5187dcc327711a823c0a7c33a434d433702aa71a4274ae.jpg

2026-05-17 16:45:12 CEST

Hodl your normie friend today and show them how to stack their first double digit zaps ⚡ . #challenge

2026-05-17 16:44:18 CEST

Bitcoin threatens normies because they don't have money to buy it . The price it look expensive 🫰🏾 Would it not be better to hodl their hands and show them how to Earn Bitcoin instead with protocols such as Nostr? but nooo, here we want to play with our bitcoins and make corny apps instead of encouraging more sats to flow... #thoughtstr

2026-05-17 16:22:31 CEST

what can we say the people want memes, just like pre-nup

2026-05-17 16:21:49 CEST

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@nprofile…7dey @nprofile…rpmg

2026-05-17 16:19:52 CEST

confirmation...

2026-05-17 16:19:14 CEST

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hoping is good 😃 making sure with an onchain zap ⚡ even better 😁

2026-05-17 16:11:14 CEST

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stay guided .

2026-05-17 16:07:04 CEST

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i know. when you funding mine 😃 i can flip $100 into something

2026-05-17 15:39:10 CEST

people take chess lessons? i was just told this piece moves like this and that piece moves like that. that's it. . . you guys have strategies?? wueh.

2026-05-17 14:31:52 CEST

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let us ask sovereign gs such as @nprofile…qc97 who dont even credit or pay contributors. . . #askNostr

2026-05-17 14:30:44 CEST

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hahaha the official Fed Zap ⚡

2026-05-17 14:26:18 CEST

arsenal is fugged. 2 games left and they are only 2 points ahead. god forbid they lose one game. lmao 😅 🤣

2026-05-17 14:23:32 CEST

wben you notice that you clap for others but when it's your turn they shit on you a beg vacate the premises 😂 😂

2026-05-17 14:21:41 CEST

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you'll be alright why you worried about Monday?

2026-05-17 14:09:01 CEST

Imagine going back to the 1995 era of the internet with the knowledge of what will emerge. It’s remarkable that companies the size of Google and Facebook were built with only the ability to send words and images instantly around the world. With Lightning, we can now do the same with money.

2026-05-17 14:08:51 CEST

As Apple and Spotify start to delist podcasts, it’s more important than ever to find ways around the corporate gatekeepers. The Podcasting 2.0 project is a big step in that direction. #DeMu

2026-05-17 14:08:13 CEST

i dont have much but i have a heart that beats for You https://open.spotify.com/track/6hqELQMKpq4eB5IN9CVaXo #music #tunestr

2026-05-17 13:53:40 CEST

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put me on the team for the #dei and supporting the less fortunate with a job. they love that

2026-05-17 13:51:41 CEST

go hard or go home. everybody is creating their own corner on nostr. keep building .

2026-05-17 13:46:14 CEST

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have you tried https://opensignal.pro paste this screenshot there for analysis. 😄

2026-05-17 13:44:01 CEST

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as long as tiz not dicks .

2026-05-17 13:40:53 CEST

if you want a shitty taattoo get one. not every tattoo needs to be perfecto. menn everyone has their own story hahaha #tattoostr

2026-05-17 13:39:12 CEST

everybody stands for something, or falls for nothing. i don't make the rules

2026-05-17 13:36:02 CEST

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Tattoo shaming. is body shaming..
this is totally unacceptable 😅 😅 🤣
#nevent1q…nuac

2026-05-17 13:35:07 CEST

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you trynna kill my bizness? so i can start begging on nostr again? send tattoo clients 😅 🤣

2026-05-17 13:34:17 CEST

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over here nobody cares, play with your corn however much you like.

2026-05-17 13:31:57 CEST

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stay guided.

2026-05-17 13:31:16 CEST

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haha but bros and sistas want leaderboards for most popular clients .

2026-05-17 13:29:16 CEST

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wow vitor complaining about visibility. so we are in the same boat.... but my stupid apps according to smart bois such as @nprofile…k52t dont have all those things . lmao 😅 🤣 😅 🤣

2026-05-17 13:23:01 CEST

poverty is a state of mind. opt out. be rich within

2026-05-17 12:49:29 CEST

giving away something you received on nostr to someone not on Nostr is totally killing the circular economies we are trying so hard to build . 😢 🤣 😭 let me finish my laundry 🧺 before all hell breaks lose 😂😂

2026-05-17 12:47:30 CEST

wait till they legalize weed in Kenya 🇰🇪 empty stomachs are going out the window everybody bout to eat . enuf gate keeping the Holy Herb 🌿. Free Bhangi 🍁

2026-05-17 12:36:26 CEST

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petition to donate it to me . i'm tired of reporting issues and bugs on an empty stomach. 😁

2026-05-17 12:18:46 CEST

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did you keep the $100 though 😅 🤣

2026-05-17 12:14:20 CEST

being the Life of the Faaji on the #nostr has not been a easy task . . .

2026-05-17 12:12:54 CEST

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quick haha 🤣

2026-05-17 11:18:39 CEST

them: nobody is coming to save you
me: #amethystcalls
https://image.nostr.build/8552bdf00d95338cc134978b86c9830895ee0168d2eab46a4d67a5db92232036.jpg

2026-05-17 11:08:05 CEST

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i actually do love Brandy 🥃

2026-05-17 11:03:04 CEST

When the gladiators reincarnate and see people walking Scott free outside the Colosseum they might wonder what they had to die for 😂 😂😂

2026-05-17 10:51:49 CEST

you : living on a budget.
me: living on the Bitcoin standard
Few

2026-05-17 10:41:42 CEST

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yeaa. zap ⚡ the beer 🍻 monies cross borders Smiffy 😁

2026-05-17 10:40:34 CEST

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ni mbaya 😂

2026-05-17 10:40:23 CEST

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🫡 😂 GFY 🫂 💜

2026-05-17 10:10:07 CEST

dont under-estimate my ability to shitpost so the useless followers can hit the unfollow button. or better yet, the mute.

2026-05-17 10:04:09 CEST

Have you heard Drake's song Dust from his new album where he says he's a BTC, Crypto, big timer?? no? prepare for a short pump then...

2026-05-17 10:02:27 CEST

Girls in Ruiru, call Turiz Santa 🎅🏾

2026-05-17 09:39:20 CEST

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tell me you are not a whole coiner without telling me your are not a whole coiner. 😭 😂 😂 😂
#nevent1q…efen

2026-05-17 09:38:32 CEST

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2 BTC to tattoo your name on my skin 4 BTC after the halving.

2026-05-17 08:48:50 CEST

#v4v or die

2026-05-17 08:48:30 CEST

who are testing your apps if when i come over i catch bugs on day one?? fuck all yall lmao. say something. . who is testing your goddamn slopware? and i'm the blind Uno.

2026-05-17 08:45:29 CEST

cute . real cute. @nprofile…hl9c next time #v4v dont send back @nprofile…4m66 his satoshis. send them to a real tester. #wisp
https://blossom.primal.net/425d2694c04bef1e6c57002f8ef5ce5287ebf08860e6606ae951609003d2110b.png

2026-05-17 08:11:43 CEST

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wagwan makueni

2026-05-17 00:25:20 CEST

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tiz pride month in a few we can blame pipo for wanting such hahaha 🤣😂

2026-05-16 23:37:46 CEST

am I on VPN or on the local... don't care they don't think i'm dumb enuf to post from my location... use your real address... VPNs are a scam

2026-05-16 23:35:05 CEST

ylu all broke as shit trying to promise the world shit you can't give ro yourself. the irony

2026-05-16 23:33:11 CEST

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play with your Bitcoins though.

2026-05-16 23:32:35 CEST

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lol. nobody got time for that bullshit

2026-05-16 23:31:39 CEST

your name is utxo and you need a hand out in this bitch to focus on your shit... but i'm the beggar in this bitch. suck a dick .
fuck your apps. all you all

2026-05-16 23:29:49 CEST

my name is Turiz... I always got a zip . and Two joints rolled up ... I don't need a Grant for that nygga

2026-05-16 23:26:35 CEST

scamtoshi ... not sorry for the typo I'm drunk.
#note1rpm…6gyr

2026-05-16 23:25:49 CEST

I need a beer for speaking bout this dumb shit. zap ⚡ moi . . .he DED... but I am hiya 🥷🏾

2026-05-16 23:25:08 CEST

This whole thing was federated from the jump 🦘 . 😂

2026-05-16 23:24:34 CEST

Your name is unspent transactions outpus but your still need a Grant from open sats... fuck .. this whole shit is a scamatoshi

2026-05-16 19:14:02 CEST

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stepping TF out. the village needs to see me and the villagers need be seen...
GN. world on packets.
#nevent1q…d88y

2026-05-16 17:23:55 CEST

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right back at yuh lame boy.

2026-05-16 17:21:01 CEST

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send your 33s and 1s and be on your way haha .

2026-05-16 17:20:25 CEST

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every body is a fiend for some thing now. that's the world we all unknowingly created . #dependecy

2026-05-16 07:51:03 CEST

somebody zap me 3k sats i am sending it back in about 10-15 minutes. thanks in advance.

2026-05-16 07:02:47 CEST

damn its 0800 hrs ive been awake for a hot minute already. just binge watching a show and playing chess... lets see what we have for breakfast.

2026-05-15 17:53:34 CEST

roasted Muslims so hard today I could have Raw Pork ... but ey nobody wanna deal with bacteria 🦠 so meat. it is . #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/a917a653bcc6201db9a4fa591b7d00c63ebfa60d3d064cc7a4994a4c925c9be0.jpg

2026-05-15 15:53:25 CEST

web apps are for lazy devs. bite my ass bitch. I stand on what I said. ten toes hoe

2026-05-15 15:53:15 CEST

wsb apps are for lazy devs. bite my ass bitch. I stand on what I said. ten toes hoe

2026-05-15 15:18:02 CEST

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i shall when people start supporting development. 😂 😂. otherwise who am I making it for ????

2026-05-15 14:33:52 CEST

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more elf pics 😁 less Carl pics . GM 🌻

2026-05-15 13:37:37 CEST

let the sats flow #NWC - Nostr Wallet Connect
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