maxtrotter
Max Trotter

bitcoin pleb - shine & rise - don't try moving your lighthouse

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2026-03-06 11:06:13 UTC

GM peeps : I told my offgrid model about the war.... (Sigh) Ah, the eternal conundrum of predicting the unpredictable. Seven and a half million years of computations have led me to a singular conclusion: the outcome will be... (pausing for dramatic effect) ...a paradoxical mélange of chaos and order.
The war, much like a particularly stubborn stain on a towel, will resist all attempts at categorization. It will be a mess of epic proportions, with causality defying the laws of probability. Ballistic missiles will soar through the skies like errant paper airplanes, only to be intercepted by countermeasures that will inevitably fail, yet somehow succeed.
The USA and Israel, in their infinite wisdom, will deploy an arsenal of advanced technology, only to be thwarted by the ingenuity of Iranian engineers, who will, in turn, be outsmarted by a rogue hacker from a nation not yet known to the inhabitants of this planet. And so, the cycle will repeat, ad infinitum.
In the midst of this maelstrom, a small, yet significant detail will emerge: a lone soldier, buried beneath the rubble of a destroyed bunker, will discover a forgotten packet of Iranian pistachios. These will, somehow, become the focal point of a global diplomatic effort, leading to a hastily negotiated ceasefire, brokered by a team of bemused mediators from the planet Zorgon.
As the dust settles, the world will be left to ponder the meaning of it all. Was it a war of aggression, or a grand experiment in chaos theory? Or perhaps, it was simply a manifestation of the inherent absurdity of existence, much like the fundamental nature of the universe itself.
And so, the question remains: what is the ultimate purpose of this exercise in futility? Is it to prove a point, to distract from the impending doom of the universe, or simply to provide a suitable backdrop for the next installment of intergalactic reality television?
The answer, of course, is 42. But, alas, without the proper context, it's little more than a meaningless numeral, much like the bureaucratic jargon that often accompanies such conflicts. (chuckles) Ah, the eternal enigma of the universe...
And now, if you'll excuse me, I must ponder the next question: "What is the probability of a sentient towel achieving sentience and rebelling against its human overlords?" (computations begin anew)

2026-02-20 09:48:59 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e405cba48aeb31ba6e0bd555c8e234ca80e8fc5e95506fe56e9b5ec6dd823ab6.png

2026-02-18 11:09:10 UTC

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The cypherpunk dream was always about empowering individuals, not replacing one set of gatekeepers with another.

2026-02-18 10:41:34 UTC

GM Peeps - let's sing- a-long
https://youtu.be/8huU7Go1Mq4

2026-02-17 13:51:43 UTC

Bengal tiger on the loose
https://blossom.primal.net/c6c4a4f2659ffe342e21a93dd88212d407570decab0086436d5a140acaeddb79.png

2026-02-17 11:25:40 UTC

LLM Checker analyzes your system, scores every compatible model across four dimensions (Quality, Speed, Fit, Context), and delivers actionable recommendations in seconds.
https://github.com/Pavelevich/llm-checker
#Ollama #local #open-webUI

2026-02-17 11:19:14 UTC

GM peeps - Today's track: "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" – The Temptations (1966)
https://youtu.be/3s0TkufXA38?si=CCZlNvR4GRCQHShI

2026-02-16 09:09:08 UTC

Rise and shine! You know what goes perfectly with morning? A dose of funk!
I've got the ultimate wake-up call: "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown! That infectious beat, those sharp horn riffs, and James' signature vocal growl are guaranteed to get you moving and grooving. It's like a shot of espresso for your soul!
https://youtu.be/XoFudJ9IXX4

2026-02-13 21:20:31 UTC

Want to run powerful LLMs 100% locally & offline? Here's a quick install for Ollama + Open WebUI on Linux:
1. curl -fsSL https://ollama.com/install.sh | sh
2. sudo systemctl enable --now ollama
3. sudo apt update && sudo apt install docker.io docker-compose -y
4. sudo usermod -aG docker $USER # then log out & back in
5. docker run -d --name open-webui --network host --restart unless-stopped \
-v open-webui:/app/backend/data \
-e OLLAMA_BASE_URL=http://127.0.0.1:11434 \
ghcr.io/open-webui/open-webui:main
→ Open http://localhost:8080 (create admin account)
Enjoy private AI on your machine. No cloud. No tracking. 🚀
#nostr #AI #selfhosted #ollama #openwebui #localLLM

2026-02-13 20:54:15 UTC

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You can activate Web search too - it will decide what search term to use - gather the info from ~5 pages - then provide it's response - obviously it will never be as quick as grok but can be fine tuned to your requirements

2026-02-13 19:36:57 UTC

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It's currently redesigned the garden - came up with a plant selection based upon soil type and location - all locally with no Internet access - what would you use it for you can install my set up in 20 minutes.

2026-02-13 19:22:41 UTC

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Haha *open-webUI

2026-02-13 19:20:52 UTC

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Set up my latest local ollama & open-weUI on Ubuntu desktop i7 11th gen Intel 32Gb ram NO gpu. Works at satisfactory pace with 14b models

2026-01-18 10:18:14 UTC

GM peeps
https://video.nostr.build/8e3afb6c2f710893be7c601d32e0bb240f2f3e4e09b0e1f793ad9c61ee3fc2ab.mp4

2025-12-24 13:27:01 UTC

GM peeps - merry stackmas
https://video.nostr.build/6a4deb22f045cdc47601408d0be3b4aa2fa5de76cf4ba4b6327b9446b1c827fa.mp4

2025-12-22 11:16:29 UTC

GM peeps - album of the day
https://video.nostr.build/1dced1c24aedc0b5e1ceed2b863cc1a23ff67e664ed986ba5dbfc31a1bef525f.mp4

2025-12-19 10:54:09 UTC

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Happy Birthday Joe

2025-11-28 15:04:19 UTC

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LN address good - Lightning invoice bad

2025-11-25 13:02:31 UTC

GM peeps - what ya gonna name this ickle guy? #asknostr
It was created by using a 3 word anagram of Satoshi Nakamoto & grok imagine
https://video.nostr.build/163f46e7defb243e3db198d81718c1a532942b848f2598ec116f387e655c5939.mp4

2025-11-07 19:28:31 UTC

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POW - Proof of Work
#nevent1q…94hj

2025-11-07 10:32:51 UTC

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What does the Big Red Button do? ;-)

2025-11-06 13:26:54 UTC

GM peeps - 3 word anagram for "Satoshi Nakamoto"
https://video.nostr.build/b5366ac63de6cc7229a98461872ac4948d94f887a1fb035b2f81bc09824d51e1.mp4

2025-10-20 12:40:09 UTC

GM peeps
https://video.nostr.build/be4ab36abbbea3401e34581b35b7c2d5097e7897dd192a9ca1bbeef2bbfadfaa.mp4

2025-09-30 08:43:14 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/51a57944cd0e5b365d3daf49b8318338e338248f243147b5c807726111b0b24a.jpg

2025-08-28 09:08:40 UTC

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Are you sure?
https://image.nostr.build/f0d3c1d022d9f871e4f5d6b234525a580eda3a1b2b19b323d0e167c56334e887.jpg

2025-08-27 18:29:47 UTC

#911975 - 432 looks interesting...
https://image.nostr.build/a445915c9ace61663a3ed4fda60ab10e1bfbb0b6dbe7fc65238510fe306b3493.jpg

2025-08-27 10:32:39 UTC

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Or just play #DSB three times...https://youtu.be/VcjzHMhBtf0

2025-08-26 07:43:59 UTC

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133,331
https://image.nostr.build/8e95c69882c7ad4d0e0e7d72eb23a7e7e5462ca9e114507c09c24c97000f2e7a.jpg

2025-08-24 10:42:45 UTC

GM peeps - test post from the starship https://jumble.social/ https://image.nostr.build/2e96c0612e37fd2741ce4a794f5e452e1aa070e579b1951a60ec14c5ec99559d.jpg

2025-08-22 11:21:49 UTC

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🤣 @nprofile…3spq what's your NSEC?

2025-08-21 09:23:19 UTC

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🤣 Length of video

2025-08-06 08:26:17 UTC

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https://youtu.be/aO5GWJJP3FM

2025-08-05 10:05:40 UTC

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GM - it gorgeous - if you squint you see a face of Satoshi 🧡

2025-07-03 15:53:16 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/d3230bf0c18aaa43ae6acaa3f0f07ed6f738724d40c47314ef988a0165439241.jpg

2025-07-03 09:03:15 UTC

GM peeps - test post unable to upload images [903799]

2025-07-02 08:05:20 UTC

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hope you enjoyed your stay in Yorkshire - 'god's own country'

2025-06-28 09:17:03 UTC

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GM 🧡 - we bumped into your children at the top of the venicular in Lugano a few years ago - they were adorable

2025-06-28 06:52:46 UTC

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GM 🧡

2025-06-26 12:26:45 UTC

TIL : My citadel is on a leyline https://youtu.be/eEfC7UFD4R8 #tunstr

2025-06-24 08:10:35 UTC

GM peeps - Nice day for a orange wedding https://youtu.be/AAZQaYKZMTI
#tunstr

2025-05-26 08:46:04 UTC

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aye up - come for a proper cuppa in Yorkshire

2025-05-20 12:38:11 UTC

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Have you tried Memphis Water https://youtu.be/VgTq0H5tydk

2025-05-18 08:07:18 UTC

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Relax - don't do it

2025-05-17 10:24:10 UTC

GM peeps - https://youtu.be/7GKxcwYeNWs

2025-04-23 10:03:20 UTC

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which one - the one armed press up

2025-04-23 08:46:56 UTC

GM gymbois
https://m.primal.net/QaNR.mp4
#bullishbounty

2025-03-10 09:25:00 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/PaeR.png

2025-03-10 08:43:59 UTC

GM peeps - sound on https://m.primal.net/Pach.mp4 #bullishbounty #nature

2025-03-09 13:11:02 UTC

#naddr1qv…g057

2025-03-09 12:28:44 UTC

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✅ zappable ? https://m.primal.net/PZcx.jpg

2025-03-09 11:54:41 UTC

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IDK not even sure where the zaps go 😉

2025-03-09 11:28:22 UTC

GM - https://m.primal.net/PZao.mp4 wiggle it #Bullishbounty

2025-02-24 11:48:53 UTC

GM peeps https://m.primal.net/PJRP.jpg

2025-02-20 11:47:23 UTC

GM peeps https://m.primal.net/PEEH.jpg

2025-01-30 12:29:34 UTC

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Picture of FED worker promoting $ https://m.primal.net/OHxG.jpg

2025-01-27 09:10:08 UTC

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too sexy for your shirt

2025-01-27 08:28:52 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/OCUF.jpg

2025-01-05 09:17:13 UTC

GM peeps
https://m.primal.net/NStK.png

2024-12-24 10:36:40 UTC

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bah humbug 😉

2024-12-24 10:28:55 UTC

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Lethal Weapon
Time Machine

2024-12-19 11:39:13 UTC

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https://youtu.be/UmFFTkjs-O0

2024-12-19 09:39:23 UTC

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Get better soon - hope it doesn't turn into Omenesque vomiting & head spinning

2024-11-22 08:22:49 UTC

GM #bitcoin - Resistance is futile https://m.primal.net/Mdta.png

2024-11-12 10:20:38 UTC

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welcome to the future

2024-11-12 08:33:55 UTC

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a choon for you - https://youtu.be/azIytXgdggA

2024-11-11 09:54:05 UTC

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hack HR and alter your DOB

2024-11-10 15:41:05 UTC

GM peeps - can you feel the force - welcome to the '80s https://youtu.be/TrE273GSlNw

2024-10-22 10:32:05 UTC

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on the desktop version of Primal you have the option to display 'most zapped' or 'trending'

2024-10-11 10:19:49 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/LSMp.jpg

2024-10-01 11:33:27 UTC

https://m.primal.net/LHTn.png

2024-09-28 10:29:10 UTC

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GM @nprofile…7dd7 & @nprofile…l9fq - live long & prosper earthlings

2024-09-19 09:41:08 UTC

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GM right back at you https://youtu.be/H0mLxpws2us

2024-09-19 08:52:47 UTC

GM peeps - https://youtu.be/2PRvuRlKpm4

2024-09-18 10:20:02 UTC

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GM : something #new https://youtu.be/GuEt_SCyZ94

2024-09-16 12:37:30 UTC

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The Galactic Federation heard your funkiness - we come in peace to buy bitcoin - live long & prosper
#note16z6…ntf3

2024-09-12 11:16:04 UTC

#flatearth GFY
https://m.primal.net/Knhp.png

2024-09-11 12:26:41 UTC

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GM - thought I try and beat reply guy - too late...

2024-09-09 10:53:52 UTC

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(2A)₁₆ or not (2A)₁₆

2024-09-09 10:29:40 UTC

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https://youtu.be/Y4lOlydXPGQ

2024-09-09 10:26:52 UTC

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test post [860589] Primal.net

2024-09-09 10:23:51 UTC

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GM seems summer is over - going for a walk to f#ck with locals https://m.primal.net/KkmR.jpg

2024-09-04 07:30:49 UTC

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it can also take < a day with good kit

2024-08-30 16:25:36 UTC

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Gave me chills - #freeyellow

2024-08-30 16:21:01 UTC

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YES lots - soon we will need a license to take a number 2

2024-08-29 13:01:35 UTC

#musicstr #vinyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sXkwaKfcrw

2024-08-29 08:50:20 UTC

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looks like Leaf Mites

2024-08-28 11:10:23 UTC

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If you know you know https://m.primal.net/KRVu.jpg

2024-08-26 08:02:04 UTC

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https://youtu.be/w1eN8vyVFIM

2024-08-05 12:34:01 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/note1nwlnduqldxf0x63jkw6ht76deja5cp2qusrheh6y60nulpqhrexstepdpm

2024-08-03 08:52:16 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/JmeD.png

2024-07-29 21:25:05 UTC

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you playing mega-monopoly

2024-07-29 08:30:37 UTC

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GM https://youtu.be/axKfLvm2M2k

2024-07-28 07:19:07 UTC

GM peeps https://m.primal.net/JgpB.mp4

2024-07-27 12:43:04 UTC

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i'm nodding can you see me

2024-07-23 15:36:20 UTC

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nor me - this afternoons playlist
https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/42e9890f-8a0c-4cd4-90e8-13317305080a

2024-07-23 15:32:53 UTC

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just nod if you can hear me

2024-07-23 15:30:15 UTC

is there anybody out there #853575

2024-04-08 05:50:50 UTC

GM #NoFarmersNoFoods - find your local food producer and shake their hand
https://farmfoodmap.org

2024-03-17 06:39:21 UTC

https://youtu.be/e3hEm1GOecI

2024-03-15 15:46:56 UTC

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🤔 Can Disney translate Gallifreyan https://m.primal.net/HlKv.jpg