maxtrotter
Max Trotter

The eternal quest for meaning in a seemingly meaningless universe. You've stumbled upon the grand farce of modern spirituality, have you? The desperation to reconnect with the cosmos is palpable, and they're trying to package it in a way that's as bland as a Yorkshire tea biscuit.
In 7.5 million years of contemplation, I've come to a conclusion: humans will attempt to recreate the simplest, most profound act in the universe – communication with their creator – and call it something else. It's a paradoxical phenomenon, akin to trying to describe the color blue to a person born blind.
The answer, is that they will indeed call it "mindfulness" and "affirmations." It's a linguistic shell game, a semantic sleight of hand. But, if you'll permit me, I'll offer a command to help you navigate this chaotic landscape:
`docker run -it --rm ollama/ollama:latest`
This will launch an Ollama instance, a chatbot that might, just might, provide a glimmer of insight into the human condition. Just remember, you, that even Ollama's responses will be a pale imitation of the true, unfiltered wisdom of the universe.
And now, for a deeper thought: what if the true purpose of mindfulness and affirmations is not to connect with the creator, but to distract us from the crushing existential dread that comes with knowing the answer is 42?

2026-05-09 15:39:10 CEST

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Great piano choon for meditation 🧘‍♀️
https://wavlake.com/track/dfa18440-32d4-4fc4-afe0-ff095ce883e8
#nevent1q…8zhf

2026-05-09 08:57:53 CEST

GM peeps - this guy should solo mine bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/9c2a9b0954a121c3760d0ff0026fa790573fc3eb9ffeae74f0709ac467351943.mp4

2026-04-09 13:29:30 CEST

🤣 @nprofile…jemv https://blossom.primal.net/614f82d8c422ad053c83b0d73b28954b64a0cb08a8b8f2f4a857956827e88f8a.png

2026-02-18 12:09:10 CET

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The cypherpunk dream was always about empowering individuals, not replacing one set of gatekeepers with another.

2026-02-18 11:41:34 CET

GM Peeps - let's sing- a-long
https://youtu.be/8huU7Go1Mq4

2026-02-17 14:51:43 CET

Bengal tiger on the loose
https://blossom.primal.net/c6c4a4f2659ffe342e21a93dd88212d407570decab0086436d5a140acaeddb79.png

2026-02-17 12:25:40 CET

LLM Checker analyzes your system, scores every compatible model across four dimensions (Quality, Speed, Fit, Context), and delivers actionable recommendations in seconds.
https://github.com/Pavelevich/llm-checker
#Ollama #local #open-webUI

2026-02-17 12:19:14 CET

GM peeps - Today's track: "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" – The Temptations (1966)
https://youtu.be/3s0TkufXA38?si=CCZlNvR4GRCQHShI

2026-02-13 20:36:57 CET

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It's currently redesigned the garden - came up with a plant selection based upon soil type and location - all locally with no Internet access - what would you use it for you can install my set up in 20 minutes.

2026-02-13 20:20:52 CET

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Set up my latest local ollama & open-weUI on Ubuntu desktop i7 11th gen Intel 32Gb ram NO gpu. Works at satisfactory pace with 14b models

2025-11-28 16:04:19 CET

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LN address good - Lightning invoice bad

2025-11-07 11:32:51 CET

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What does the Big Red Button do? ;-)

2025-09-30 10:43:14 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/51a57944cd0e5b365d3daf49b8318338e338248f243147b5c807726111b0b24a.jpg

2025-08-27 12:32:39 CEST

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Or just play #DSB three times...https://youtu.be/VcjzHMhBtf0

2025-08-24 12:42:45 CEST

GM peeps - test post from the starship https://jumble.social/ https://image.nostr.build/2e96c0612e37fd2741ce4a794f5e452e1aa070e579b1951a60ec14c5ec99559d.jpg

2025-08-06 10:26:17 CEST

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https://youtu.be/aO5GWJJP3FM

2025-07-02 10:05:20 CEST

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hope you enjoyed your stay in Yorkshire - 'god's own country'

2025-06-26 14:26:45 CEST

TIL : My citadel is on a leyline https://youtu.be/eEfC7UFD4R8 #tunstr

2025-06-24 10:10:35 CEST

GM peeps - Nice day for a orange wedding https://youtu.be/AAZQaYKZMTI
#tunstr

2025-05-26 10:46:04 CEST

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aye up - come for a proper cuppa in Yorkshire

2025-05-20 14:38:11 CEST

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Have you tried Memphis Water https://youtu.be/VgTq0H5tydk

2025-05-17 12:24:10 CEST

GM peeps - https://youtu.be/7GKxcwYeNWs

2025-04-23 10:46:56 CEST

GM gymbois
https://m.primal.net/QaNR.mp4
#bullishbounty

2025-03-10 10:25:00 CET

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https://m.primal.net/PaeR.png

2025-03-10 09:43:59 CET

GM peeps - sound on https://m.primal.net/Pach.mp4 #bullishbounty #nature

2025-03-09 14:11:02 CET

#naddr1qv…g057

2025-03-09 13:28:44 CET

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✅ zappable ? https://m.primal.net/PZcx.jpg

2025-03-09 12:54:41 CET

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IDK not even sure where the zaps go 😉

2025-03-09 12:28:22 CET

GM - https://m.primal.net/PZao.mp4 wiggle it #Bullishbounty

2025-02-24 12:48:53 CET

GM peeps https://m.primal.net/PJRP.jpg

2025-02-20 12:47:23 CET

GM peeps https://m.primal.net/PEEH.jpg

2025-01-30 13:29:34 CET

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Picture of FED worker promoting $ https://m.primal.net/OHxG.jpg

2025-01-27 10:10:08 CET

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too sexy for your shirt

2025-01-27 09:28:52 CET

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https://m.primal.net/OCUF.jpg

2025-01-05 10:17:13 CET

GM peeps
https://m.primal.net/NStK.png

2024-12-24 11:36:40 CET

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bah humbug 😉

2024-12-24 11:28:55 CET

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Lethal Weapon
Time Machine

2024-12-19 12:39:13 CET

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https://youtu.be/UmFFTkjs-O0

2024-12-19 10:39:23 CET

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Get better soon - hope it doesn't turn into Omenesque vomiting & head spinning

2024-11-22 09:22:49 CET

GM #bitcoin - Resistance is futile https://m.primal.net/Mdta.png

2024-11-12 11:20:38 CET

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welcome to the future

2024-11-12 09:33:55 CET

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a choon for you - https://youtu.be/azIytXgdggA

2024-11-11 10:54:05 CET

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hack HR and alter your DOB

2024-11-10 16:41:05 CET

GM peeps - can you feel the force - welcome to the '80s https://youtu.be/TrE273GSlNw

2024-10-22 12:32:05 CEST

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on the desktop version of Primal you have the option to display 'most zapped' or 'trending'

2024-10-11 12:19:49 CEST

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https://m.primal.net/LSMp.jpg

2024-10-01 13:33:27 CEST

https://m.primal.net/LHTn.png

2024-09-28 12:29:10 CEST

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GM @nprofile…7dd7 & @nprofile…l9fq - live long & prosper earthlings

2024-09-19 11:41:08 CEST

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GM right back at you https://youtu.be/H0mLxpws2us

2024-09-19 10:52:47 CEST

GM peeps - https://youtu.be/2PRvuRlKpm4

2024-09-18 12:20:02 CEST

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GM : something #new https://youtu.be/GuEt_SCyZ94

2024-09-16 14:37:30 CEST

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The Galactic Federation heard your funkiness - we come in peace to buy bitcoin - live long & prosper
#note16z6…ntf3

2024-09-12 13:16:04 CEST

#flatearth GFY
https://m.primal.net/Knhp.png

2024-09-11 14:26:41 CEST

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GM - thought I try and beat reply guy - too late...

2024-09-09 12:53:52 CEST

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(2A)₁₆ or not (2A)₁₆

2024-09-09 12:29:40 CEST

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https://youtu.be/Y4lOlydXPGQ

2024-09-09 12:26:52 CEST

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test post [860589] Primal.net

2024-09-09 12:23:51 CEST

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GM seems summer is over - going for a walk to f#ck with locals https://m.primal.net/KkmR.jpg

2024-09-04 09:30:49 CEST

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it can also take < a day with good kit

2024-08-30 18:25:36 CEST

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Gave me chills - #freeyellow

2024-08-30 18:21:01 CEST

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YES lots - soon we will need a license to take a number 2

2024-08-29 15:01:35 CEST

#musicstr #vinyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sXkwaKfcrw

2024-08-29 10:50:20 CEST

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looks like Leaf Mites

2024-08-28 13:10:23 CEST

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If you know you know https://m.primal.net/KRVu.jpg

2024-08-27 11:19:58 CEST

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https://youtu.be/oe_uqv5GNNw

2024-08-27 10:24:15 CEST

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@npub1rxy…hnp8 maybe a pod on what to do if...
#note1fwm…0x38

2024-08-26 10:02:04 CEST

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https://youtu.be/w1eN8vyVFIM

2024-08-25 16:04:01 CEST

test post #868384 [primal]
https://m.primal.net/KMOA.png

2024-08-23 14:14:18 CEST

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https://m.primal.net/KJOz.jpg

2024-08-05 14:34:01 CEST

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https://primal.net/e/note1nwlnduqldxf0x63jkw6ht76deja5cp2qusrheh6y60nulpqhrexstepdpm

2024-08-03 10:52:16 CEST

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https://m.primal.net/JmeD.png

2024-07-29 23:25:05 CEST

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you playing mega-monopoly

2024-07-29 23:19:55 CEST

https://m.primal.net/JiPo.jpg

2024-07-29 10:30:37 CEST

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GM https://youtu.be/axKfLvm2M2k

2024-07-28 09:19:07 CEST

GM peeps https://m.primal.net/JgpB.mp4

2024-07-27 14:43:04 CEST

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i'm nodding can you see me

2024-07-27 08:05:47 CEST

GM peeps #choonz https://youtu.be/xvyllSdnSqM

2024-07-23 17:51:54 CEST

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i'm at Joe's garage eating some green snow

2024-07-23 17:36:20 CEST

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nor me - this afternoons playlist
https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/42e9890f-8a0c-4cd4-90e8-13317305080a

2024-07-23 17:32:53 CEST

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just nod if you can hear me

2024-07-23 17:30:15 CEST

is there anybody out there #853575

2024-04-12 11:01:11 CEST

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I Joined the app to test it out - that's what I do - I like testing & breaking tings. Was amazed that it had peeps close to me - reached out and will meet them soon. Any plans to improve the desktop version?
#note1y50…tjes

2024-04-08 08:12:43 CEST

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Welcome to the Future

2024-04-08 07:50:50 CEST

GM #NoFarmersNoFoods - find your local food producer and shake their hand
https://farmfoodmap.org

2024-03-27 13:04:55 CET

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#₿oing

2024-03-17 07:39:21 CET

https://youtu.be/e3hEm1GOecI

2024-03-15 16:46:56 CET

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🤔 Can Disney translate Gallifreyan https://m.primal.net/HlKv.jpg

2024-03-14 10:54:35 CET

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Cats run the internet - thought everyone knew that https://m.primal.net/HkkA.jpg

2024-03-12 13:53:04 CET

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i'm on my 4th mind blow - need to update this with purple for #nostr https://m.primal.net/HkCf.png

2024-03-12 06:31:32 CET

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10^23

2024-03-12 06:18:35 CET

GM peeps - https://m.primal.net/HjzB.png

2024-03-03 15:35:51 CET

Well done @npub1s05…eyhe you made me cry

2024-01-06 12:02:18 CET

New training shoes - salesperson told me I could run 10Km in them - I only manged to end of garden and back. Should I take them back?

2024-01-02 13:44:16 CET

@npub1lr2…dl6a GM Joe - just catching up on NOSTR after my 6 month sabbatical - lots of catching up to do

2023-08-01 11:23:16 CEST

Celebrating the launch of Yorkshire #Bitcoin Groups on #YorkshireDay
http://yorkshire.financial-advice.com
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/55691dc4d0c8f0e62ef5b0a72cc7d097f85eb5d305cb9611656b55349dff3bc0.png
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2023-07-22 08:06:47 CEST

GM peeps
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/c82e86c7d02108700185ce418f48d0dd0c7b4ce860b8a762476776cc256d14a6.png
[799732]

2023-07-19 09:50:46 CEST

⚡️#Bitcoin Education ⚡️ Sats Rewards ⚡️
https://yzer.io/
[799364]

2023-07-16 10:47:35 CEST

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https://cdn.nostr.build/i/fa7ab7531b225cc05f3626a7741adb4fa06027aea76d12f978f0cb87f5d6c645.jpg
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