RosettaCypher
Rosetta

Great point. I almost want to create a new wallet for every UTXO I have. Then at least I could potentially limit the damage when another sophisticated attack occurs

2026-08-02 13:48:13 UTC

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I'm a long way from retirement, but I also have bird feeders and birdhouses all over my property. The squirrels are little assholes, but they are entertaining.

2026-08-02 13:40:43 UTC

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GM sir. Stay entropic

2026-08-02 13:39:19 UTC

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I will try TailOS again. I've downloaded it before, but I got stuck and was never able to get it running. I'm more motivated now to get it working

2026-08-02 13:02:29 UTC

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How do we verify? I'm trusting you at this point... and I know you're a trustworthy guy and all...

2026-08-02 12:59:17 UTC

GM
Are there any concerns about the entropy in 24-word seeds (+ passphrase) generated by Sparrow Wallet to store BTC for a few months?
Please repost because I'm not an iNfLuEnCeR and no one sees my notes.
#nostr #Sparrow

2026-08-02 12:53:29 UTC

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Yestr

2026-08-02 01:54:46 UTC

Silver lining. Nostr is alive again 🍻

2026-08-02 01:50:54 UTC

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Admission of guilt?

2026-08-02 01:49:51 UTC

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Beautiful moment! So happy for you all!

2026-08-02 01:41:03 UTC

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I think someone at Coinkite new about this vulnerability. I think once AI got really good, they used AI to build a tool capable of sweeping funds from wallets with the compromised coldcard generated seeds with efficiency & speed.
Also, the big banks and government want to scare as many people out of self-custodial BTC as possible. Possible that a mole from a 3 letter agency was working at Coinkite.

2026-08-01 11:14:46 UTC

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I'm good
Just a little rattled.
The bad actor will be discovered.

2026-08-01 10:49:25 UTC

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I hope your funds are still there 🙏

2026-08-01 10:17:12 UTC

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BOOB
Gm.

2026-08-01 02:16:04 UTC

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... don't trust? verify?

2026-08-01 02:11:39 UTC

Has anyone looked at the Tapsigner for vulnerabilities? Coinkite product... haven't used mine in a long time, but the Tapsigner is sus at this point

2026-08-01 01:47:46 UTC

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Yes

2026-07-30 11:14:29 UTC

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Love that for you!
https://blossom.primal.net/fc4c6aeb1f152042f93a1f1a212bf71b710fd7a3281b29fb63df5c9f91c5ab8b.mp4

2026-07-29 01:56:52 UTC

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I love your authenticity. For real man. You're a rare breed. Don't lose your spark ✨️

2026-07-28 10:35:47 UTC

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I have one, but how do I make and receive phone calls? All the SIM cards I found are data only

2026-07-28 00:39:06 UTC

☕️ I'm a coffee snob. There are people worse than me, but I know good coffee. Been drinking it since age 3 (I know! What were my parents thinking!).
I haven't been drinking coffee as frequently for various reasons. I've noticed my anxiety has almost disappeared entirely.
That being said... if YOU love coffee... I strongly recommend Harrar Coffee! They are in Washington D.C. and Ethiopian opened & operated. The beans are roasted on site and they are fire! These beans make the best coffee I've ever made myself at home. My wife and I found them last year when we were staying in DC. I don't have any association to the company. I just wanted to share with anyone who enjoys delectable coffee. They don't accept bitcoin for payment (yet), but hey... I shouldn't have to feel bad about sharing a non-bitcoin vendor. Enjoy!
#coffeechain
https://shop.harrarcoffeeroastery.com/

2026-07-27 15:04:59 UTC

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Yes, greatghee.com

2026-07-27 01:38:17 UTC

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That's fucked

2026-07-27 01:36:42 UTC

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Makes sense. They are gross and cause cancer

2026-07-25 14:59:51 UTC

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Not really engaged. Doing their own thing, and when they are around... "catered to" sounds familiar.

2026-07-25 11:08:05 UTC

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Love to see the garden freshness!
In America, those without gardens are paining toilets with explosive diarrhea. #grateful 🙏

2026-07-25 11:06:53 UTC

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GM!
https://blossom.primal.net/6b035da3a12e87cff1384972e5b861562d3c307ce7a1637adfd20536c591799c.mp4

2026-07-25 01:44:03 UTC

We're seeing more wildlife already on our property after getting it certified as a Wildlife Habitat 🦉🦋
https://blossom.primal.net/bea4a3ce06e184057f99a2a55ace58c3f559e3a399881904b24b859f2331f821.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ceacd7ab5635d9b4ce471cfe3bb1ab4f138867b4a399c067294f5edb8ec0b16b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/265a4e41780d724832781e121cdde89736556bb68010ecaa635405387249f7d0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/83e35740759b5fe52e0631d8dbf1d159cc5b915307e9a14c052f2d53c8aab56d.jpg

2026-07-25 00:41:22 UTC

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Bitcoin go up. Bitcoin go down.
Liquidity. Changes. Printer brrrrr.
Bitcoin go up. Bitcoin go down.

2026-07-23 23:48:45 UTC

No
#nevent1q…javc

2026-07-23 21:14:00 UTC

To help my little girl put on some weight...
Received today 💛
https://blossom.primal.net/21cdfa4bc0e821a764f4f783984a08aa3c1574dfd26a36434aa4fca4522537a3.jpg

2026-07-22 00:09:38 UTC

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Your cacao and/or nibs is in roughly 75% of my breakfasts. I literally feel like I can breathe deeper when I've had some in the morning.
@nprofile…jwex
@nprofile…t3xq
@nprofile…2u9v

2026-07-20 23:19:49 UTC

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I agree. Ghost pepper has a very fruity flavor, but it's hot AF

2026-07-20 18:45:00 UTC

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...my Bison testicles

2026-07-20 18:44:30 UTC

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They were

2026-07-20 18:05:41 UTC

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I wish I knew that the one time I had it on my grundle

2026-07-19 19:27:34 UTC

I know it's cliche, but Bison Rocky Moutain Oysters kind of taste like chicken. They are better with a little Slap Ya Mama seasoning. I would cook these again 🤠
https://blossom.primal.net/1671d07524e31f15e6f016f60acbd56822d5874e6195b829682fc201655a4a16.jpg
#nevent1q…ug72

2026-07-19 19:12:17 UTC

Testicles breaded and entering frying oil
https://blossom.primal.net/d845aecf5ac97c82a41a5119e8f419d5999fd988697ed546d7beb334cee9f102.jpg
#nevent1q…jfwk

2026-07-19 18:57:04 UTC

Okay, sliced the testicles up...
https://blossom.primal.net/397cd7171392a42b05929a07636445ba4a708357b3d9009bfb69e4df27b25dad.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/9391b3764d96786f27d31fb72178eecb47b5574e856a792ed8420f885b682a04.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/5a7bbc112f2dc2bc049bbfd5c8ab18be3e5cc66d46d773181149771b50659e57.jpg

2026-07-19 16:17:15 UTC

I will be frying Bison Rocky Mountain Oysters (testicles) from @Beck & Bulow for my World Cup Finals snack this afternoon ⚽️ 🏆 🇪🇸
I am going to take you all with me by documenting my testicle journey on #Nostr
It will be the first, and possibly last, time I've had testicles in my mouth 😛 🎱🎱
Wish me luck frens 🫂
https://blossom.primal.net/109d22aea2338bd9f3af6466efaf113df3f20c0341afeabec966082f510a0d7d.jpg

2026-07-19 11:37:27 UTC

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I will try it out. Thank you for sharing!

2026-07-17 01:59:46 UTC

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Is that a ribeye?

2026-07-17 01:47:45 UTC

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I will definitely try this one

2026-07-16 11:37:38 UTC

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Sorry, just woke up.
Re-read the note.
16
Final answer.

2026-07-16 11:36:02 UTC

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Zero. Those are ellipses if you really want to get technical about it.

2026-07-16 11:33:47 UTC

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Our society is so ignorant

2026-07-15 11:01:33 UTC

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Going through the same thing 🤙
I've basically been waking up at 2am and 5am since November 😑

2026-07-14 10:32:15 UTC

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Gm. Seize the day

2026-07-14 02:21:05 UTC

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wut? try me mf'er
#nevent1q…wphu

2026-07-14 02:18:58 UTC

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You haven't had poison ivy until you've gotten it on your butthole because you wiped with it

2026-07-14 01:49:05 UTC

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I'd zap your note but, you know, it's not working decently

2026-07-12 20:28:48 UTC

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GM Oshi!

2026-07-12 12:17:07 UTC

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bye betch
https://blossom.primal.net/c13ed1b0a8008c164a2f9f941d11a93e24a66da725738b27dd9109d9ba56b064.gif

2026-07-10 11:20:57 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/2beaa2754dacd5725d6a237957222a1f618d0de143bc703e336eef8866983172.jpg

2026-07-10 11:19:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c64bfd928ca9c5ef71c9a22cba3a2ee81e468441e232939a20a3cecbadaa68e2.jpg

2026-07-10 11:06:11 UTC

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GM. Build, drive, stack my fren 🤙

2026-07-10 01:45:37 UTC

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extravm.com

2026-07-10 01:41:34 UTC

-Paid for an annual VPS with BTC yesterday
-Setup my StartTunnel today
-Now I can access my Vaultwarden password manager securely, and it loads much quicker than through Tor, from anywhere in the world.
-Core Lightning through my Zeus App just got A LOT faster
-Hell...now I can do coinjoins from my phone while sitting in meetings at work if I really want to
In an increasingly dystopian police state with flock cameras sprouting up overnight, I am bullish on the future of freedom tech for self-sovereign individuals that have an open mind and give a damn
GN
https://blossom.primal.net/63f51dfef3b969ae724576ee48b966025d0cdbf8d3ed465da01b13a0b53f35ac.png

2026-07-08 19:48:34 UTC

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Any meet ups around Frederick?

2026-07-08 01:52:09 UTC

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GM Vanilla Oysters!

2026-07-07 02:41:55 UTC

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Yes, thank you dominatrix

2026-07-06 23:58:01 UTC

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I totally agree. Bison has a richer flavor than beef. It does something weird to my brain when I eat it. It makes me feel like I just killed the bison myself with half a dozen spears. Primal is the word I think.

2026-07-05 14:43:58 UTC

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tracks
#nevent1q…w4az

2026-07-05 14:19:13 UTC

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The KYC is CoinJoined at least. I'm still retarded

2026-07-05 14:11:04 UTC

Give me your "this is not tax advice" tax advice.
You have BTC (KYC) that qualifies as long-term cap gains in your lightning wallet (on-chain and lightning).
You move BTC (KYC) that qualifies as short-term cap gains into the on-chain side of your lightning wallet.
If you open a new channel with the combined on-chain sats, then do you pay:
(1) short-term cap gains on purchases
(2) long-term cap gains
(3) a mixture (absolute spreadsheet hell)
(4) wut R cap gains?
(5) you're retarded. buy non-KYC
Thanks frens 🫂
#asknostr

2026-07-05 14:01:29 UTC

GM devs, tards and tardettes 🌈🌞🌻

2026-07-05 14:00:26 UTC

After a few weeks of connection errors (begining with StartOS 0.3), my @nprofile…xl8h app decided it was going to connect to my CLN via both local and tor networking (now running StartOS 0.4, but updating to 0.4 was not the solution).⚡️
Super stoked, but also... I literally did nothing different and it magically started working after weeks of not working on both Start9 0.3 & 0.4.
Next ticket in my queue: getting Vaultwarden to work locally.
📠
@nprofile…dm7s

2026-07-05 00:46:48 UTC

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What does horse taste like? I'm adventurous when it comes to meat, but I don't think I'm that adventurous

2026-07-04 22:20:44 UTC

Burger train baby
Happy 4th 'Merica 🇺🇸
Chill out on the Proof of War
https://blossom.primal.net/693e7464d2c20a00728009a47698ba2d0a155eb022dc9a05c8bd97ce4635dbd1.jpg

2026-07-04 22:12:00 UTC

Nothing stops this train
🍔🚆🌧⛈️⚡️

2026-07-04 14:56:21 UTC

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I just read that you have a native plant nursery. I think we'd get along quite well if we ever met in person. I just had our property certified as a Wildlife Habitat. Also, had some Master Gardeners come to my property to tell me what's invasive, aggressive, and what native plants I should introduce in certain parts of my property. I am at the beginning of my native plant journey

2026-07-03 19:29:15 UTC

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69 ♋️

2026-07-03 11:50:42 UTC

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Yes

2026-07-03 01:06:32 UTC

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I've got more for you 🥩🤝⚡️

2026-07-01 11:09:32 UTC

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2026-07-01 00:31:50 UTC

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That's the spirit! 😃 🥃
I might sound retarded,
but I'm bullish on brandy.

2026-07-01 00:27:12 UTC

Has anyone built a tool to give anonymous reviews of nostr vendor products?
#asknostr

2026-07-01 00:06:23 UTC

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Wrench attack

2026-06-30 23:45:47 UTC

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Seems like the perfect opportunity to make brandy

2026-06-30 22:27:10 UTC

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Samesies. Let me know if you have trouble with the local Vaultwarden UI loading. I feel like I need that to work first, then I will expand into the StartTunnel stuff

2026-06-28 17:12:44 UTC

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Let me know how you like it

2026-06-28 15:03:47 UTC

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I do not speak Spanish. Have a great day my friends!

2026-06-28 13:22:14 UTC

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penis

2026-06-28 13:07:19 UTC

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Your breakfast tomorrow though....
So good. Enjoy!

2026-06-27 22:52:38 UTC

@nprofile…82sq Elk Medallion Steaks & Grass-fed NY Strip for my wife
Pan-seared asparagus was bathed in Cherry smoke in mason jars for a few minutes.
@nprofile…n4sc Estate Pinot Noir paired nicely & tickled my fancy real deep like.
https://blossom.primal.net/692b41d4ab1b3f5f8a5c1745a447a600e3014c0dcccef1ea4bfd645c2315d05b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e662bdb93ff094802e4330902ba7e5db818662e792e2b5149f6df84dc5f3432a.jpg

2026-06-27 19:30:56 UTC

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Yaassss gurl!
Long hair. Don't care.
https://blossom.primal.net/ca5fc08affb9c4ee5aa5fc66e7743e76ea9e7a52cf0fd13b911c84c9692ba4d9.jpg

2026-06-27 19:02:55 UTC

My Zeus app stopped connecting to my CLNRest on my Start9 due to a Tor issue.
Tried to upgrade to the Zeus beta to see if that helped. Both .apk files said they couldn't locate Zeus, so the upgrade failed.
Then I decided to upgrade to StartOS 0.4. That did not fix the problem with Zeus app. Stuck on port forwarding part. Looking for a video that really breaks it down for me. Finding that I have a lot to learn to get my server in a good place.
Lastly, I saw that Zeus 13.1.1 came out, so I upgraded. That did not fix the issue, but I think it's because my server isn't really configured yet.
At least the overcast, rainy weather is conducive to this kind of tinkering.
#asknostr #help #retard

2026-06-27 11:23:10 UTC

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0.10000000 BTC

2026-06-26 17:06:47 UTC

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Gm
Your scrotum is highly regarded.
21 69 420 955524

2026-06-26 02:42:42 UTC

58k gang 🫂
We did it
Now time to sell my dogs, silverware, spare tire, and appliances

2026-06-26 02:25:46 UTC

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microdosing is underrated

2026-06-24 23:06:38 UTC

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My meat is in there somewhere.
You can't beat their meat though.
You also can't beat my meat.

2026-06-24 11:59:55 UTC

GM
There is a positive correlation between using CAPS, frequent exclaimation marks, and having a micro-penis. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
https://blossom.primal.net/0a4991d6487bca8032bbced108733004fc78b969fb63d8c18d703c76d38f61f7.jpg

2026-06-24 10:21:37 UTC

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It's clear you have a micro-penis by your use of CAPS and exclamation marks!

2026-06-23 15:35:27 UTC

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What url produces those graphs? Thanks!

2026-06-23 02:10:39 UTC

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GN Meat Gods

2026-06-20 23:04:08 UTC

I continue to be very impressed with @nprofile…kne9 's meat quality.
🦬 Bison medallions... orgasmic ⭕️. Nailed medium rare by using vibes.
🥩 And a Grass-fed Ribeye for my non-adventurous wife (reverse sear + digital meat probe = medium 👌)
Makes me want to cook for people.
👨‍🍳 Maybe I'll become a chef when AI takes my job. 🖕