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Public Key

npub1kwcatqynqmry9d78a8cpe7d882wu3vmrgcmhvdsayhwqjf7mp25qpqf3xx

Profile Code

nprofile1qqst8vw4szfsd3jzklr7nuqulxnn48wgkd35vdmkxcwjthqfylds42qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqguwaehxw309a5x7arjd9nksarwdamjumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6qg6waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8xetrw35k7mn5wahjummjvuq35amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wv3cxjmntv4e8gmmw9e3k7mgprpmhxue69uhhxatswphhyapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdaskpz9

Publishing to

relay.primal.net

nos.lol

hotrightnow.nostr1.com

nostr.sectiontwo.org

nostr.dpinkerton.com

support.nostr1.com

Last Notes

2026-03-18 20:06:39 UTC

Libby (high priestess of the Bitty Gesserit) showing up at the last halving in 2140:
https://blossom.primal.net/0d7502adc0df2dc2ea8116677b7822d3fc8bebf0b8f9ff550abb93ce5289bd19.mp4

2026-03-18 11:20:30 UTC

This is the green candles dance
https://blossom.primal.net/a84e3fbdc7c7765ed1c7781b72dca63e980579cb9e79e6967176f543da38b040.mp4

2026-03-18 11:12:02 UTC

Libby (high priestess of the Bitty Gesserit) showing up at the last halving in 2140:
https://blossom.primal.net/707acce82e3f1aa7977b44d77202c6b2ae808702f402425cee3c1085bc5ed728.jpg

2026-03-17 12:12:08 UTC

POV you sold your bitties because Boris said it was a Ponzi
https://blossom.primal.net/5219f7cb79c9619fd1293a27758e946d362164aadef0b09651f3e8c44b5d24ff.jpg

2026-03-14 20:24:01 UTC

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Always

2026-03-14 16:43:11 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/690b955bd4e1acad569978c24370d04344ed7482267a26cb7cec7cc44585e7b9.png

2026-03-14 16:29:33 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3cf278465b630b911e90f85e8a58b27d2c41289dbf299398b0eab57a90a4165c.jpg

2026-03-14 13:38:58 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/db4508127df04cc369134a143508c11977da6d37eae19788c055183b3b1b7935.jpg

2026-03-14 12:26:51 UTC

The last thing you see before they block your bank account
https://blossom.primal.net/c38392c3df23398c516fba37aa3b1eb452f976006cad43de42ef353a39a83d4a.jpg

2026-03-14 12:18:25 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2f47d4c471abbfb723e76d9e6ac83f6ce1dd44f232ef436fb3c8291756d48b7b.jpg

2026-03-13 11:41:11 UTC

Now I'm in a dilemma
https://blossom.primal.net/d0ef003f456015ad27eee20023138ba1355bd127d170d583f5a773a586276df9.jpg

2026-03-12 12:29:09 UTC

No second date but at least he understands the nuances between bitcoin Core and Knots.

2026-03-11 20:08:49 UTC

She's probably a fed
https://blossom.primal.net/192cb60c9538856498e0688170e2b3a2921ae10087b3f5f83e9364300b10d702.jpg

2026-03-11 12:59:31 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/50ff7b751364b39fc454ab7062da6bd44f2a633e134aed987dedc32c5827622c.jpg

2026-03-11 12:54:12 UTC

Stack sats so you can have a braless au pair one day

2026-03-11 12:29:13 UTC

Asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

2026-03-11 12:25:35 UTC

Remember lads, all women are feds
https://blossom.primal.net/36d0f39260231532d72cc01890048bad3d6506d7b6fd121bdfda59779cca072f.jpg

2026-03-10 21:38:23 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/6107f86b2685701bc82d69dce722e7ae3ab2e7860a8239322a862c59911d73cc.jpg

2026-03-10 21:09:18 UTC

When you realise there are only 1 million bitcoin left to mine and it will take 100+ years
https://blossom.primal.net/07a7bc6e82b8ee204015ef1de4b31c1d0ba3d5db25fefb1fe22d8cb8bf329b18.jpg

2026-03-10 13:53:20 UTC

Bitcoiner at the hexican meetup (there's been a mix-up with the dates)
https://blossom.primal.net/07a7bc6e82b8ee204015ef1de4b31c1d0ba3d5db25fefb1fe22d8cb8bf329b18.jpg

2026-03-10 12:20:00 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/20d96690fee0ba1f875ae6e031fc988bd1efa3cb32b8db81b936726400b53bab.jpg

2026-03-10 12:03:24 UTC

Apple just dropped a new emoji for the bitcoiner who hasn't gone through a bear cycle yet!
https://blossom.primal.net/6f1d10cad215da1ca5f3894ca0c61f9a446fd89f9c52ce4c0ee8993631d03589.jpg

2026-03-09 12:27:12 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/18a95a4b368e8b82eaad2ef6c804d0deffbaaf8bc060a864281fca19e3d5379c.jpg

2026-03-08 17:38:35 UTC

She only wants you for your bitties >>>
<<< You only want her for her bitties
https://blossom.primal.net/c2c8fac0fabcac8f164dfcbc758db794f7bd2ef662d7e05f1166b45cca473724.jpg

2026-03-06 08:50:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d0daf4cf68e1eacb815260e90a062ccb4c05a0180bf9a27ed4e307689ed844d2.png

2026-03-05 19:05:54 UTC

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I love the lightning piggy

2026-03-05 18:29:54 UTC

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Extra hard

2026-03-05 18:29:39 UTC

Teaching your kid that fiat savings are theft
https://blossom.primal.net/81b65670d4aff9c8a104b31e06a24c9202675092d8211f4b4ef6f6c4b61f9e56.mp4

2026-03-05 14:39:33 UTC

If a guy doesn’t feel like mansplaining to you, you can pack it up sis, you ain’t the one.

2026-03-05 13:19:08 UTC

Stop shitcoining, sir!
https://blossom.primal.net/02b9f7d05f27ed7e4c9443c3779baf7d709165699e0f95810ff1ab6e38059f33.jpg

2026-03-05 12:43:24 UTC

Work hard, play hard, stack hard.
https://blossom.primal.net/902bdccb3eff7a1d164384c142899ab1f30f7c143cdb6295eaa5807d45d64ffa.jpg

2026-03-04 18:53:36 UTC

He's not unemployed, he's monitoring the situation
https://blossom.primal.net/93e3957186651830b3b6606adc24e70e8ee040f1e8f47277e057a14567cd1dd0.jpg

2026-03-04 18:46:45 UTC

The pain
https://blossom.primal.net/f192422de554d0e6018adc7eda57fcc5c1ea2a4a5bace50a82f87a525eff48d5.jpg

2026-03-04 13:09:35 UTC

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All women are feds

2026-03-04 11:36:40 UTC

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Your instincts are correct

2026-03-04 10:57:07 UTC

Libby shooting her shot at the bitcoin meetup:
https://blossom.primal.net/bd837cc0fec4d86189be560ba82e4d07154fd8e9ec1cdffb1c120d87458989b6.mp4

2026-03-03 21:16:12 UTC

Why does inflation fetish exist?
Who the fuck gets turned on by not being able to afford groceries?

2026-03-01 10:41:54 UTC

Shoulda bought bitcoins
https://blossom.primal.net/2c7208350375deae3906a034bd64bc456874666fb6c44d36924c16289da4d889.jpg

2026-02-27 20:51:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ce2559e73e178df974a3ca29b703436450f0cc6cff01e1cf9f1882cef445bbf0.jpg

2026-02-27 20:43:29 UTC

Please don't bother me, I'm doing my
https://blossom.primal.net/eb78b844af36961ba3024cc99e7e5ff61095a1f8a619a168aba9bd9bfb740339.jpg

2026-02-27 20:07:09 UTC

Date idea: we make go bags so we can leave the country together

2026-02-26 22:19:43 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/168fd3edd7a2f28c7592e0d2804d3ebbfce9608a34b1ce46d7166027ac1dd767.jpg

2026-02-26 21:38:47 UTC

Look into my eyes.
You want to buy more bitties. And get me snacks. Lots of snacks.
https://blossom.primal.net/6aabb12dea123f3e2d167452d95b4351675c67855d150cbe72dfce9d9590b340.png

2026-02-26 19:56:19 UTC

When you're on a date and he starts talking about crypto and Blockchain
https://blossom.primal.net/16601f5836c5ee8fb466d1661cf643ce73c60869fc0ceb3e89994805e7f391df.jpg

2026-02-26 17:11:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/e3afe141fe601492a9f7e6c9306a74530f3d9690f2bf20709e9af2a3b2abbb36.jpg

2026-02-26 12:27:49 UTC

Show me your hardware wallet
https://blossom.primal.net/9e2ef17b6c350dc710e49dd4df52a811fa8e99d741c5265e6ad1dcfd206a9f68.jpg

2026-02-26 12:26:43 UTC

Discuss
https://blossom.primal.net/771e65d3572a8d7430c679b19632e4873f6ce02d07923aecaea76ce798b4469a.jpg

2026-02-25 23:24:10 UTC

How does it end?
https://blossom.primal.net/42626cde70508b2c75d951992fe7fc7542bce67dcc09a9770b5b51401a69fc3a.jpg

2026-02-25 13:06:24 UTC

Do you like it?
https://blossom.primal.net/b88bbaa5c6cfff5fc66a35b1e8fae20eeb0da5a413fa070ac5696061a93cc35c.jpg

2026-02-24 20:28:05 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/e893ccc19d7c3e260441c0f3be24db0b126538c14df4b680fda6d31492412f8e.jpg

2026-02-24 12:52:36 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2783b5e3187e6cd3c2ea27283375946ff75707349d83d8a1b2a1ef7fbfba4ac3.jpg

2026-02-24 11:48:06 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ff86874a24fdda19c21a042212ea5214092a6723314ada57b37f8434c6fd89b2.jpg

2026-02-23 15:23:46 UTC

My precious (bitties)
https://blossom.primal.net/900af0672a5e816417c5973f67b153221775c45a08b7e3cef9159e19f573d4f8.jpg

2026-02-22 09:27:18 UTC

All women are feds
https://blossom.primal.net/674fbae010a9e4dfb4283b00854a1193aeb5a4e799c504be29721829710d83d3.jpg

2026-02-21 22:48:27 UTC

POV: you're 6 ft tall and you showed Libby your hard money
https://blossom.primal.net/898fc8ad6af1b5fa9097e21db4afb5c3d99fae42a38323d04f25c57ecf5b4c90.jpg

2026-02-21 12:36:57 UTC

Lifehacks to stack sats and find love
https://blossom.primal.net/2873f525a538322fba4a5325dae07f60c57cabb6f276a8e80c977f8c580785d1.jpg

2026-02-20 19:18:10 UTC

I licked it and it's not even gold 🥇
https://blossom.primal.net/5101683a067d9b2f478e3b7dee5eec11fe30f936bca10db420319b14097e73f1.jpg

2026-02-19 22:16:08 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/251a51ecef6fca778be2eba34f9ac455bca84d31043359eb7edc550ff0c6385c.jpg

2026-02-19 11:36:19 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/9b30a872c6766b3ef7e38ec7d488729b3b02affa65a174628b83b6af21266f25.jpg

2026-02-19 11:16:29 UTC

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Thanks I reset the relays. Now you see me! 😊

2026-02-19 11:15:54 UTC

Oh no 😯
https://blossom.primal.net/bb4957a6679a9e27342aab4f480fa6ff165e030f6d38354b46bfdd0eec2a6377.jpg

2026-02-18 18:57:41 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/44e0f9b276ab8276643fcc593e6d1ee8a795b8854338afc5ba8f3283e389c20a.png

2026-02-17 19:49:49 UTC

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Name the file 3D_printed_guns

2026-02-16 12:13:57 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/35c5400ffdc988562f0f4c14e1dcca90165fbf484869e1518cf7cf9bbfb9910a.jpg

2026-02-10 09:15:31 UTC

Sats don't lie
https://blossom.primal.net/32f9c49a775a782893e3be800cb75afd49de84cc48f1d60b15de81b6b82a8b82.jpg

2026-01-23 12:00:35 UTC

🚨 BREAKING: Caroline Ellison is looking for a new boyfriend after getting released from federal prison.
Don't let her take your bitties, anon.
https://blossom.primal.net/864a6cf5abe1b6779bedc85572c6c5a2b3b70c8a72887184dfa31c44a71a39d5.jpg

2025-12-13 05:46:21 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2e84b9a196f7f2a51e179aa9b8bf0c3a5e7f6c99b2ed3c9aa5b72cf9a79a8149.jpg

2025-12-11 13:26:02 UTC

Bitties being held down
https://blossom.primal.net/32d1e30a616913f06c65d8b1676c5a56aefa5814aaddcd2cd0f74be27ca508eb.jpg

2025-12-11 12:18:26 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/989b326b60599f19a5eada431b461f3f21f8d5d8d20ab73a24e8a1ca7af51632.jpg

2025-12-11 09:13:54 UTC

What's the right play here?
Asking for a friend
https://blossom.primal.net/250b69c2f14752c1039387f984fed06b641b60221837a2c1f9a1638d179768f8.jpg

2025-12-07 14:09:27 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/42e2cab9a0bef471a127e4f86f4716f991c50de537e8199a03b78ae4cb2e1742.jpg

2025-12-06 09:55:59 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7837ffec77b38042fbf7e82eec4cc7e8aa730033b6482a62a6f808f3bb703b67.jpg

2025-12-03 19:26:37 UTC

I'd cry but yes
https://blossom.primal.net/3f8778dc7f4655eaaf84162ad2d62148fbc6437287739e98e8aeeffcfd5b16d4.jpg

2025-12-03 14:01:16 UTC

IMMEDIATELY
https://blossom.primal.net/37ef84834037066df60b01a5201a80000ad72b34f914bf9fcb19d9e12a8f1e86.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/77cda5b669213bb28dae70865b03c913c3b16545c18a20dfb90d9bbe3f17e065.jpg

2025-12-03 09:49:25 UTC

Guys, my ex boyfriend vanished one day in December in 2010 and I've never heard from him again.
I found this in his old shoebox. What do I do with it?
https://blossom.primal.net/f4393492146a4c0cc297ac759a1c0da4d0bdc7c536bd2e01db3e99754fb415a4.png

2025-11-24 17:00:24 UTC

This Black Friday you can keep your bitcoin safe with my exclusive deals!
Get a blockstream jade hardware wallet with the coupon code LOVEISBITCOIN for a discount
Run a bitcoin node with the coupon code LOVEISBITCOIN for 11% off at start9 labs.
Stamp your seed on metal with the Stampseed kit on black Friday deal with the coupon code LOVEISBITCOIN21
grab all the deals now!
https://blossom.primal.net/7b656e5fcbfddec24888e21b0d741bd0958880c19ba4613baf7afc46714ed050.mp4

2025-11-03 16:52:13 UTC

Me and who
https://blossom.primal.net/38fc048d57e15538364188e21b16fe2f9ce2690f147fa0c1bea5cb3f01c91270.jpg

2025-10-31 23:06:39 UTC

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You do? Thank God, because I misplaced it.

2025-10-31 13:39:49 UTC

Scare a bitcoiner with 5 words.

2025-10-28 21:12:41 UTC

Libbies outside your house when you have 6.15
https://blossom.primal.net/94ccca04e080fa7197ef381bf217d638b7ac2e68c4ede6d086a3e1d06ddb773c.jpg

2025-10-27 09:32:04 UTC

You have a girlfriend?
That's embarrassing.
Wife her, now.

2025-10-24 22:35:18 UTC

"How are our bitties doing today?"
https://blossom.primal.net/0f07e06355837c0432f71e3f32a247674c32854a2a575539b9f6a7979e2a7d1d.jpg

2025-10-22 11:15:07 UTC

I come with a 0.69 BTC husband referral bonus by the way.
Send me candidates.
https://blossom.primal.net/194cc4999c140ab20a5216973da7575fc817b9021b952231a0bb05c8ffc5e4c8.png

2025-10-15 09:33:32 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8ed7c07eed4d1c31787675b23c967b15b7284dbb23bacb1d704b75f6475197d3.jpg

2025-10-09 13:20:07 UTC

Keep your eyes on the bitties
https://blossom.primal.net/ae2b6ac63e0a2a526e3bf412ed24143f60fddddaebee73b8017e13ad884a368e.jpg

2025-10-09 11:14:02 UTC

Making it in bitcoin is like being pregnant.
Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.
https://blossom.primal.net/5226c540ca9a1537ea639b639a41b5d06a1366408cbfaef9a62dd61fc4201203.png

2025-10-07 21:29:51 UTC

Gold is mentioned in the bible 400 times. Bitcoin, not even once.
Checkmate, bitcoiners.
https://blossom.primal.net/d14f856fd218c97d76135b296475f188fa5058192d86a47f1b4ffacd276e481e.jpg

2025-10-03 09:37:50 UTC

That time Satoshi signed Libby's bitties
https://blossom.primal.net/94cbabb803f2f4c3157f17608b0da1a4df8bd0ee70a5bea854e1d29358de7d2d.jpg

2025-10-01 09:12:29 UTC

Just found out that there are only 21 million bitcoins
Wow 😲

2025-09-29 17:14:52 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/e335151b286eb46d8a5032fc5988c3ee8c3e7c547b244448c2537bbea568541a.jpg

2025-09-27 09:39:44 UTC

Women only want 1 thing and that's your seed (words)

2025-09-26 17:06:57 UTC

Moisturized. In my lane. Hodling.
https://blossom.primal.net/b9714ecd13cffc23a86e74174c73857d016c7502326bc4c3e98c7f323de71557.jpg

2025-09-26 16:45:44 UTC

“what are sats again”
“how many sats in 0.001 btc”
“mempool fees today low priority vs high”
“next bitcoin halving date”
“is halving already priced in”
“running a lightning node on a laptop guide”
“alby wallet vs zeus wallet”
“nostr beginner tutorial npub nprofile difference”
“what is a zap on nostr”
“start9 server vs rpi for bitcoin node”
“blockstream jade setup seed backup steel”
“best steel seed backup review 2025”
“how to verify bitcoin download pgp”
“is coinjoin legal”
“sparrow wallet coin control how to”
“bip39 passphrase what if I forget”
“taproot explained like I’m five”
“ordinals dead or building quietly”
“brc-20 what’s the point”
“run a bitaxe at home power usage”
“rtl vs thunderhub which is easier”
“LNURL pay vs lightning address difference”
“how to set up my own mempool explorer”
“why is my channel stuck pending force close”
“liquidity for lightning node simple explainer”
“nostr clients comparison damus primal coracle”
“best bitcoin podcasts 2025 not cringe”
“saylor quotes most savage”
“bitcoin beach el salvador travel safety”
“btc dating filter: fiat or orange-pilled”
“is it ‘hodl’ or ‘HODL’ which is correct”
“why miners selling price down”
“how many sats to be a wholecoiner (lol)”
“printable orange pill stickers template”
“how to politely orange-pill my hair stylist”

2025-09-26 14:41:39 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/31655979720152b23a3e3b5e0967d91a0c98faffa107c3dfa7e025c737470e75.jpg

2025-08-24 17:24:34 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/5ce3d55db6ac0c87244edf420af796a7bfadcec7d3c828dbae5eee822776f620.jpg
#nevent1q…swau

2025-08-24 07:36:19 UTC

Repeat after me: I will hodl my bitties tight and never let go

2025-08-14 08:35:38 UTC

looking for a husband. requirements:
-strong hodl hands
-likes me
-doesn’t mind me talking about bitties for several hours straight
that’s it.

2025-08-12 08:28:12 UTC

first date idea: we show each other our anon bitcoin accounts

2025-08-11 14:55:44 UTC

why yes, i am a gimmick account. my gimmick is being cute and bullish about bitties

2025-08-11 12:19:16 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/790b7f7f4c2bab26fe9a94060b426c8e41ad01d8620cebf84d348506f29df1c3.jpg