S!ayer

I tend to make weird noises when I see dogs. Always making jokes.

XMR: 88wzRKPrXho9Z3LKbbhDskaBnmo8rYdweSj6uMgenFEvEsFpkThU2wZL87R4GxkghJ5qmCrMGZNX4T2JpPpVCGCs94RoVYN

Wallet Of Satoshi: [email protected]

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npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s

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@s!ayer

Profile Code

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theforest.nostr1.com

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2026-05-23 08:21:39 UTC

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Ahaha I didn't change anything. Usual Nostr story. I'll take a look thanks man

2026-05-23 08:20:59 UTC

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Yeah cause that's the problem. Ahaha return the doners you grifter

2026-05-23 08:19:08 UTC

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Yo bro good to see you! Refollowed

2026-05-23 08:17:42 UTC

I'm fucking done with this woman lol
I hate wishy washy relationships.
Kinda cruel to just cut her off but there's not other way

2026-05-23 08:12:56 UTC

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Nope. Just you and your alliesm
Remind me again of most countries, fyi 195 recognised countries..
That's why I say delulu.

2026-05-23 08:10:36 UTC

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Like France, only German if they play football. Why doesn't Germany have better footballers
Importing Africans to play in your sports on like how we export South Africans to play rugby.
😂

2026-05-23 08:08:29 UTC

Indeed. Stop using the dollar and let Americans enjoy their own choices.
Less bond holders. And higher yields for this long? Only a matter of time before it's done.
#nevent1q…ethr

2026-05-23 08:06:50 UTC

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Relax bro, you're run by pedophiles that bomb and rape children.
Girls schools, Gaza, etc.
Absolute disgraced state.

2026-05-23 08:05:46 UTC

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Delulu

2026-05-23 08:05:19 UTC

"tensions in the middle east" lol 😂🤣 you attacked them.
#nevent1q…7akf

2026-05-23 08:01:04 UTC

Arrested for a social media post.
Haha Americans are delusional if they think they are free.
Knock knock...

2026-05-23 02:45:52 UTC

Ahahaha I knew this was primal before I saw the ending.
#nevent1q…y8mx

2026-05-23 02:38:02 UTC

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Agreed. Sell more dollars.

2026-05-22 19:51:35 UTC

Thanks for the SATs guys

2026-05-22 18:58:14 UTC

#Gamestr
#naddr1qq…ydcx

2026-05-22 15:46:02 UTC

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Dashboard works from the frontend (if I go via the stream itself and not /dashboard)

2026-05-22 15:37:40 UTC

One Championship Live from Lumpinee
https://www.youtube.com/live/VhfC-oQOjUg?si=2Okxw9EbGuQqud32

2026-05-22 15:35:21 UTC

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Grimes is dirty af bro
I remember her during the bedroom musician days lol
In fact dated a chick that looked like her a bit

2026-05-22 14:06:57 UTC

@nprofile…fsyl can I get on Zap Stream please?
Error 1101 Ray ID: 9ffc610d6ad7f9b1-JNB • 2026-05-22 14:06:21 UTC
Worker threw exception
What happened?
You've requested a page on a website (zap.stream) that is on the Cloudflare network. An unknown error occurred while rendering the page.
What can I do?
If you are the owner of this website:
refer to Workers - Errors and Exceptions and check Workers Logs for zap.stream.
Cloudflare Ray ID: 9ffc610d6ad7f9b1-JNB • Your IP: Click to reveal • Performance & security by Cloudflare

2026-05-22 12:55:26 UTC

I can see my LZ from here
#nevent1q…68yn

2026-05-22 11:20:57 UTC

While I ride to the rhythm of a pop
Remember the first nigga that run is the first to get shot

2026-05-22 11:19:03 UTC

That Appetite is tremendous

2026-05-22 11:17:22 UTC

2026-05-22 11:16:24 UTC

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Primal users are, primal.

2026-05-22 11:15:45 UTC

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just paperwork
the state needs it's palm greased.

2026-05-22 11:13:56 UTC

people wonder how we walk around at night in africa, it's so dark and scary.
this is how
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xOyyuo2Vvmg&si=4R_PyqgOrt8DN08X

2026-05-22 09:56:15 UTC

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TY I actually forget to check EGS

2026-05-22 09:48:06 UTC

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taxes

2026-05-22 09:45:00 UTC

bass maxxing #nevent1q…j8d0

2026-05-22 09:44:29 UTC

Reggae Friways
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=y9wdyHiUagY&si=d7NCHdDVyp-oMCQL

2026-05-22 09:43:09 UTC

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pay with pizza
eat the bitcoin
NGU theory

2026-05-22 09:35:17 UTC

idk why people are trying to be better here? fucking maul these people
non-violence is bullshit in the face of violence. #nevent1q…angq

2026-05-22 09:32:09 UTC

LMFAO Diablo 2 is 30 euros????

2026-05-22 09:31:22 UTC

some of you take things way to seriously

2026-05-22 09:30:47 UTC

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not enough coffee?

2026-05-22 09:30:30 UTC

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Nostr: troubleshooting social media since 2023

2026-05-22 08:30:34 UTC

"No bro relax it's just you Nostr isn't broken"
#nevent1q…7sqw

2026-05-22 08:06:48 UTC

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Big brain thinking

2026-05-22 00:49:11 UTC

Average primal user
#nevent1q…dpq5

2026-05-22 00:48:12 UTC

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NWC? I mean you zapped me 21k which is way too much

2026-05-21 19:16:23 UTC

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because that's where the flavour is

2026-05-21 19:15:53 UTC

the best part of AI assistants built into platforms like Google Ads is that the agent itself doesn't even know what version of the UI it's on. Either Google changes the UI so often or the AI is not up to date, but the mismatch is shocking. How do you now know your own systems and layouts?

2026-05-21 18:13:39 UTC

Reminds me of samurai Jack
#nevent1q…q9k8

2026-05-21 18:09:57 UTC

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I never get coffee shits

2026-05-21 17:00:52 UTC

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Absolute white walker

2026-05-21 17:00:40 UTC

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They have no sun in the North

2026-05-21 17:00:10 UTC

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16 pending VC approvals

2026-05-21 16:59:12 UTC

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And people thought it was censorship resistant 😂

2026-05-21 16:58:15 UTC

Is she an albino? Yikes
#nevent1q…zupc

2026-05-21 16:57:40 UTC

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I usually send notes and other stuff from the shower

2026-05-21 16:56:44 UTC

Pineapple on Pizza is the On Chain Zaps of Pizza
#nevent1q…86q7

2026-05-21 14:09:30 UTC

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Oh yeah fair enough. We see that a lot in ancient sites across the world and its puzzling how it happened. We've been interconnected for centuries

2026-05-21 14:07:52 UTC

The indictment of the Cuba leader is sort of a badge of honour.
The guy is 94 years. In his death bed. Opposed the US empire and never got the recognition of being a threat.
In a ways it's like the US Gov giving a nod to a leader who challenged them even if Cuba is small.
I don't think it's the case but why do that to a 94 year old man when you can ignore him and still go in if you wanted?
Geopolitics is like that. USA giving Iran cash. Russia supplying Ukraine with gas even in war. It's all strategy and tactics and game theory.

2026-05-21 14:04:29 UTC

Wuwuwuuwuwueeeeee
#nevent1q…pgk4

2026-05-21 11:39:27 UTC

Idk wtf this is but it's still propagating the zap stream event of old
#naddr1qq…rrzq

2026-05-21 11:03:07 UTC

It's funny looking at the richlist because the valuation is still in dollars

2026-05-21 10:57:53 UTC

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These are signals of a bullish horizon

2026-05-21 10:56:29 UTC

Time for a hummus sandwich
https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/1278361607cb7a4e2202e8afe5b5ac264d55debdf764c9525a92945789afa8fb.mp4

2026-05-21 10:54:53 UTC

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Nostr is healing

2026-05-21 10:54:44 UTC

Here we go!
#nevent1q…cd2m

2026-05-21 10:53:53 UTC

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We are our own gatekeepers

2026-05-21 10:52:52 UTC

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Izo aweh china

2026-05-21 10:51:46 UTC

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Too big to fail + bailout from the money printer are part of the bullish thesis, the negative is the attachment and dependency on Israel. On solid missile strike and those FABs are toast and Intel's product range goes with it

2026-05-20 18:44:21 UTC

Running on sho sho #Gamestr #Gaming #Live
#naddr1qq…ka3t

2026-05-20 18:30:50 UTC

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ICE engine by the looks of that explosion. Although I'm not seeing any magnesium.
Must be a full tank

2026-05-20 18:27:08 UTC

One @nprofile…t7fy 's worth?
#nevent1q…3jdm

2026-05-20 18:25:21 UTC

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BRICS bank looks on in amusement

2026-05-20 18:21:25 UTC

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Idk every day I'm troubleshooting some issue here. Take me back to Instagram

2026-05-20 18:19:03 UTC

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Hang in there bro.

2026-05-20 18:16:41 UTC

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Yeah because the Dev's didn't want that they only wanted Bitcoin.

2026-05-20 18:15:03 UTC

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I literally sold out my entire position a week before that rally.
Would have made 120% on the principle.
Our main thesis for pulling out was the direct dependence on Israeli FABs and manufacturing.
Onshoring takes time so you're paying for that cost.
Let it run, higher it goes the faster it'll crash.
What's those short options looking like 👀

2026-05-20 18:08:08 UTC

Option 6: just don't bother with this and go back to doing work on other stuff.
#nevent1q…8pfp

2026-05-20 18:06:57 UTC

Yes, essentially you have two broken things:
Zap.stream ingest — broken, stream key not working, that's why you moved to Streamstr
Streamstr — works as an RTMP ingest (video gets through) but without an HLS output URL you can give to Zap.stream, it's a dead end for your Nostr event
So right now
Your stream video is going into Streamstr but has nowhere to come out that Zap.stream can point to. And Zap.stream's own ingest is broken so you can't use that either.
Your options
Option 1 — Fix Zap.stream's broken stream key
This is the real fix. Reach out to Zap.stream directly on Nostr. Their team is reachable — this is clearly a bug on their end.
Option 2 — Get HLS output from Streamstr
Contact Streamstr and ask for your HLS playback URL. If they provide one, you can plug it into Zap.stream as an external stream.
Option 3 — Use a different ingest that Zap.stream supports
Some providers like stream.nostr.com are built specifically to work with Zap.stream's Nostr event system. #nevent1q…wms9

2026-05-20 18:00:05 UTC

I'm surprised it too this long for the Dev's to add something like this. I remember this discussion at least a full year ago when that guy had to create a whole fork just to use monero vs someone being smart enough to include it. #nevent1q…la29

2026-05-20 17:57:49 UTC

amazing how my realy doesn't appear on nostr.watch and yet the NIP 11 is in working order.
LMFAO

2026-05-20 17:38:36 UTC

yakkihone's add image is cancelling the note. Have to manually add images via blossom link.

2026-05-20 17:37:07 UTC

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cope more poes ahahaha

2026-05-20 17:36:00 UTC

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nope. when developers send hex's instead of npubs that's what happens chief. I ran the stacktrace on it and found out what happened

2026-05-20 17:27:35 UTC

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@nprofile…fsyl unless cloudflare has blocked me or something it says I can't connect to zap stream server

2026-05-20 17:25:53 UTC

@nprofile…fsyl on zap stream the event is not sticking?
Dashboard loads for a few seconds then shows stream ended?
IDK what is going on because Zap Stream keys are not working either #nevent1q…e0hv

2026-05-20 17:13:37 UTC

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what is this

2026-05-20 17:12:26 UTC

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glad you're here mate

2026-05-20 17:11:17 UTC

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ahah i've seen that goth girl on youtube now. I like her style of comedy and one liners, good material and delivery

2026-05-20 17:08:15 UTC

what a shitcoin #nevent1q…cqth

2026-05-20 17:05:25 UTC

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no your npub can get nuked, and you lose your follows and following. May as well be shadow banned

2026-05-20 17:02:44 UTC

when shit gets deep in the bottom of Africa:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tW2SQdILwFw&si=8qUGSYD1f2VrVLYk

2026-05-20 16:43:50 UTC

Best warm up music in the world. No ways you not shadow boxing to this
#nevent1q…4zct

2026-05-20 16:43:17 UTC

Por el suelo
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qXcPi9KJYxE&si=s0Fc0z0mEggGmzlB

2026-05-20 16:37:17 UTC

Eyoo aweh #Music
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfkodXcNtY&si=rlbbvhjkDQ5N4sKz

2026-05-20 15:55:46 UTC

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My feed was the same after some or a few relays went down + an issue with my name having ! In it.
If you have your own relay, you can resolve a lot of this. My Amethyst is looking much better after spinning up a strfry relay

2026-05-20 15:53:28 UTC

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I have to learn this now actually. Some schonnors law or some shit. There's a C# implementation I need to figure out how to put into the unity game then we'll have it grafting.

2026-05-20 15:51:33 UTC

So it's not just me. Haha yeah I had this experience since like September last year and just missioned through hahahaha 🤣
#nevent1q…s34u

2026-05-20 15:49:27 UTC

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You can get nuked though

2026-05-20 15:47:54 UTC

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Efrat a cutie

2026-05-20 15:44:08 UTC

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Average Nostr experience 😂

2026-05-20 15:39:15 UTC

One thing I miss is the Ultimix @ 6
It was around the 2010's and used to be a daily thing where they'd ask SA DJs (at a high level) to mix a set for the afternoon traffic jams.
Fond memories of that orange African sunset, the heat of the day. Animal's flying home. People in traffic.
It would sound like this at twilight.
Bring it back!
https://youtu.be/QndhyQaOVi0?si=SCDD_H7Bj0pAbAVV

2026-05-20 13:27:03 UTC

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🍞

2026-05-20 13:11:21 UTC

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Iranians doing the Lord's work

2026-05-20 13:03:53 UTC

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No bro please bro not that shitcoin

2026-05-20 10:54:38 UTC

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Tighten his security. Lmao bro going to get pager bombed