Noshole

We don’t have any feeders, we got this Chinese lantern tree and they are OBSESSED. Small perk of SoCal
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2026-05-04 17:17:45 CEST

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I’ve rescued two, but it doesn’t happen to me that often and never here

2026-05-04 17:17:09 CEST

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….tell that to @npub162z…tdhy 🤭

2026-05-04 17:13:59 CEST

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2026-05-04 17:13:31 CEST

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It’s literally right above my chair and I missed it for like weeks 😂 they’re so small

2026-05-04 17:10:38 CEST

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God I pray that’s true

2026-05-04 17:08:50 CEST

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2026-05-04 17:08:12 CEST

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That’s not your name anymore

2026-05-04 17:07:58 CEST

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Or….you have birth to a nfl player

2026-05-04 17:07:30 CEST

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Always have been 🤭
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2026-05-04 16:48:03 CEST

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I didn’t wanna scare him, but yeah 😭

2026-05-04 16:46:49 CEST

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Women too if they need an episiotomy.

2026-05-04 16:46:24 CEST

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I don’t even have any feeders. Just that Chinese lantern tree which apparently they LOVE

2026-05-04 16:41:19 CEST

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I’m gonna name him lil’ diabetes

2026-05-04 16:40:13 CEST

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Must be nice to have a real camera🤭 that piss?

2026-05-04 16:39:05 CEST

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Honestly I’m beyond excited

2026-05-04 16:34:29 CEST

Life is magical. I caught him pooping.
https://video.nostr.build/caae6e24f6fd28dd8cddae86c84ac9b92d2aa5671648def611de0be7c4513085.mov

2026-05-04 04:52:38 CEST

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😂 now that I know they’re there, I hope to snap a photo in the daylight

2026-05-04 04:45:15 CEST

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Im going more towards Steve Irwin

2026-05-04 04:35:08 CEST

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Smol🥹

2026-05-04 04:32:02 CEST

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No idea how I never noticed it. I sit right under that tree like everyday 😂

2026-05-02 20:31:05 CEST

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It’s been a month I think so I’ve earned it😂🤷‍♀️

2026-05-02 20:29:48 CEST

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It’s a waste of heroin lol

2026-05-02 20:28:24 CEST

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🥴 oof

2026-05-02 20:27:59 CEST

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2026-05-02 20:15:40 CEST

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I do responsible speedballs: weed and coffee 😂 I’m an adult now

2026-05-02 20:14:24 CEST

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No. That was yesterday. Today, I’m going full degen

2026-05-02 20:14:04 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-02 20:13:50 CEST

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In this house💯

2026-05-02 20:12:40 CEST

I’m gonna do a bunch of edibles soon

2026-05-02 20:10:19 CEST

They’re now sharing an ear
https://image.nostr.build/2610cbf91c58f76e60ddd637f78dcaa16eaf6c275adbdca700960402d6a1ba3c.jpg

2026-05-02 20:04:56 CEST

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https://divine.video/video/h1O5gam52A3

2026-05-02 20:02:44 CEST

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And I remember/understand the concept of vine

2026-05-02 20:02:25 CEST

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I think you’re wrong though because I just saw an edited video in there

2026-05-02 20:00:39 CEST

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Interesting

2026-05-02 19:59:43 CEST

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Soooo….can I like take a video, edit it in iMovie, and upload??

2026-05-02 19:39:24 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/329e72e4b586e789f041875155c21ede3fc807a616485d18fb53ea6f58c705a3.jpg

2026-05-02 19:32:20 CEST

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2026-05-02 19:18:53 CEST

Hi
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2026-05-02 04:31:23 CEST

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The dude looks like he’s wearing some sort of crazy wig

2026-05-02 04:30:46 CEST

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wtf 😂

2026-05-02 01:13:42 CEST

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Awww. Smol 🥹
https://image.nostr.build/e077cef28d8f4cc938b4dc79a67ba18d064ee88dd3ea53e1eb43575e8ab943aa.jpg

2026-05-02 00:55:27 CEST

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Will be joining her ASAP🤭

2026-05-02 00:52:02 CEST

Relatable
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2026-05-02 00:02:31 CEST

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Tomorrow’s poop ya balloon person

2026-05-02 00:02:17 CEST

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🖕
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2026-05-02 00:01:59 CEST

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I’ve yet to go there 🤔 would love to

2026-05-01 23:36:42 CEST

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2026-05-01 21:10:57 CEST

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Ugh. I will send you my powers

2026-05-01 19:51:04 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/7938e19c49659cdfeca1de090a6e1eb8ebdc34b35c6ba68f0e3d18b42667e769.gif

2026-05-01 19:46:20 CEST

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Kind of depends on the day. PST is the only timezone I understand so probably around 5pm that ? But it varies greatly

2026-05-01 19:43:55 CEST

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I shall see perhaps later today

2026-05-01 19:42:52 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/f390cdf155631269f280c5a2e71f24cfd12c1493d38c927a6105e4a16e596b90.gif

2026-05-01 19:40:32 CEST

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Indeed

2026-05-01 19:39:45 CEST

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Smooth like beans

2026-05-01 19:31:55 CEST

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Shoulda stayed humble and stacked sats my guy 😂

2026-05-01 19:18:05 CEST

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Lucky! 😭

2026-05-01 19:17:04 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-01 19:16:38 CEST

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Is it cool?

2026-05-01 19:08:46 CEST

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Omg bahahahaawaa

2026-05-01 19:08:25 CEST

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I’m gonna start rumors that you asked your hookers to give you an Alaskan pipeline

2026-05-01 19:07:50 CEST

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Yeah get fucked people! We have dragon

2026-05-01 19:04:48 CEST

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https://video.nostr.build/309123763f0fe25cd1e8472896523a8f8a7614ebbe58f64ff5a0c468de14d57c.mov

2026-05-01 18:54:16 CEST

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Yeah. She’s knows what she did

2026-05-01 18:52:17 CEST

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I have him

2026-05-01 18:51:55 CEST

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I’m so sorry😭 I basically ate a gallon of black beans for dinner so I suppose I’ve earned it

2026-05-01 18:50:27 CEST

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I might ask @npub1hgv…9jnv to knit it a sweater

2026-05-01 18:48:50 CEST

About to be a proud turd mama.

2026-05-01 18:42:21 CEST

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That’s like two games these days

2026-05-01 18:41:44 CEST

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Thanks doc!

2026-05-01 18:39:40 CEST

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I’m jealous
🤤

2026-05-01 18:33:09 CEST

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Oh shit. Thank you so much

2026-05-01 18:24:37 CEST

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2026-05-01 18:24:17 CEST

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What dat? Who made??

2026-05-01 18:10:14 CEST

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I would prefer to keep this npub, but there’s no bunker for iOS to sign in. I can sign in with extension on web 🤷‍♀️

2026-05-01 18:09:06 CEST

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That’s shit cheese too

2026-05-01 18:08:03 CEST

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I don’t need your gold or your hookers (obviously…I’ve got a fucking dragon)

2026-05-01 18:07:26 CEST

Should I try Divine?

2026-05-01 18:00:00 CEST

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I’m breaking in with a fucking dragon. He gonna blow all your gold into the streets and then stick a claw up your bootyhole

2026-04-30 22:14:10 CEST

I just clapped a mosquito out of this world so…yeah..watch yo self

2026-04-30 18:11:58 CEST

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Because he’s a ball of love 😭🥹

2026-04-30 18:03:58 CEST

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2026-04-30 17:20:31 CEST

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Thank god 🫂

2026-04-30 17:17:53 CEST

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🤷‍♀️😂 I already forgot

2026-04-30 17:14:09 CEST

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Never 😭😂

2026-04-30 17:14:00 CEST

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Exact same boat here😂

2026-04-30 17:11:32 CEST

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I feel like bomb dot com was cringe then. Mofo too 😂

2026-04-30 17:05:43 CEST

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Scariest Batman villain to me

2026-04-30 16:53:37 CEST

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Ser this is schizophrenia

2026-04-30 16:53:07 CEST

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😂😂😂I know that’s why it sounds so weird outloud. It’s like it’s 2000

2026-04-30 16:52:46 CEST

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Yes