Noshole

When the bird mama leaves for too long, I feel obliged to sit out there and guard the eggs until she comes back. I’m kind of an important part of this.

2026-05-07 16:27:57 CEST

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I thought so🤭

2026-05-06 19:25:31 CEST

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Honestly it depends on the day. I was pmsing in Vegas so automatically that made me more introverted

2026-05-06 17:37:49 CEST

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😂 we will see. Would your wifey go?

2026-05-06 17:21:38 CEST

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He deserves it all. He’s the best

2026-05-06 17:16:11 CEST

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Homeboy got 3 pieces of wagyu ribeye last night. He eats better than almost people😂😂

2026-05-06 17:12:47 CEST

GM
https://image.nostr.build/dd6eced0c8d9ccb0e2502a1567bcaec6cda53fa8457a939d6a804ff4de40288f.jpg

2026-05-06 00:05:27 CEST

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Amen

2026-05-06 00:04:03 CEST

A fly drowned in my coffee. I drank him. Rest in peace.

2026-05-05 22:12:30 CEST

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Am obsessed

2026-05-05 22:11:51 CEST

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I love them

2026-05-05 22:09:17 CEST

Potentially the most joyous bouquet I’ve ever gotten
https://image.nostr.build/62f0205598df9f49eb168f34fdcb3de9485cc5ad8b776af15ec8fd6cd7dabeb9.jpg

2026-05-05 22:08:30 CEST

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You’re a blowfish 😂

2026-05-05 22:08:12 CEST

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Aww hi friend

2026-05-05 22:07:59 CEST

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😂😂😂 they ain’t born yet fool

2026-05-05 22:07:43 CEST

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🥹I can’t wait until they hatch

2026-05-05 20:15:23 CEST

She says GM
https://image.nostr.build/3fa85f3ca7c157320a5f94ffff44ed5f842d52a5aeee4ac8eecbc5cdd63fadd8.jpg

2026-05-05 17:00:37 CEST

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Morn!

2026-05-05 16:42:15 CEST

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Morn!!

2026-05-05 16:42:11 CEST

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Likewise!!🥰

2026-05-05 16:18:47 CEST

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Good morning vanilla guy! Likewise

2026-05-05 16:16:27 CEST

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Top
Of
The
Morning
2
Ya

2026-05-05 16:13:37 CEST

GM mah peepol

2026-05-05 16:10:41 CEST

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We don’t really get them in SoCal 😭

2026-05-04 22:57:36 CEST

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I’m so excited to see the babies 😭

2026-05-04 22:54:50 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/6190433279b206ba42a05f221d6b6cdab4bcdabba22bbaa552157532ce1b9456.jpg

2026-05-04 21:35:25 CEST

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Yeah it’s actually incredible

2026-05-04 21:35:16 CEST

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Genuis

2026-05-04 21:33:05 CEST

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2026-05-04 21:31:40 CEST

Omg there’s eggs.
https://image.nostr.build/9fd70ddbca7efa39d29c0c3471d58e87603c42537599666b395b65d2b2b9ce6a.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/591faee2ba45394ba27ec67701523b061c4213012f722e77316fa3d602a948a1.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/58bcde99c6cddad5779d63b26524e56bef55544dd5e53445779adb6e6ccfcd0a.jpg

2026-05-04 17:23:04 CEST

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We don’t have any feeders, we got this Chinese lantern tree and they are OBSESSED. Small perk of SoCal
https://image.nostr.build/682f4b68db52f211783cdd79320ac7cded20ba95ec2c263c266e020fff53c385.jpg

2026-05-04 17:17:45 CEST

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I’ve rescued two, but it doesn’t happen to me that often and never here

2026-05-04 17:17:09 CEST

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….tell that to @npub162z…tdhy 🤭

2026-05-04 17:13:59 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/0e1021ccd1018ba84035040d1fc665f54ffa37c7508aa8f01c2ac761bb9e9514.jpg

2026-05-04 17:13:31 CEST

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It’s literally right above my chair and I missed it for like weeks 😂 they’re so small

2026-05-04 17:10:38 CEST

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God I pray that’s true

2026-05-04 17:08:50 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/f94dc1db8d8641a12b31de2ba38c8b5d96a6985f3c8ce9dff74ba2373ce4c249.jpg

2026-05-04 17:08:12 CEST

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That’s not your name anymore

2026-05-04 17:07:58 CEST

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Or….you have birth to a nfl player

2026-05-04 17:07:30 CEST

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Always have been 🤭
https://image.nostr.build/0e1021ccd1018ba84035040d1fc665f54ffa37c7508aa8f01c2ac761bb9e9514.jpg

2026-05-04 16:48:03 CEST

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I didn’t wanna scare him, but yeah 😭

2026-05-04 16:46:49 CEST

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Women too if they need an episiotomy.

2026-05-04 16:46:24 CEST

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I don’t even have any feeders. Just that Chinese lantern tree which apparently they LOVE

2026-05-04 16:41:19 CEST

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I’m gonna name him lil’ diabetes

2026-05-04 16:40:13 CEST

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Must be nice to have a real camera🤭 that piss?

2026-05-04 16:39:05 CEST

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Honestly I’m beyond excited

2026-05-04 16:36:43 CEST

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wtf! Rad. Did you try? They’re expensive🤭

2026-05-04 16:34:46 CEST

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They usually leave them and start over I think

2026-05-04 16:34:29 CEST

Life is magical. I caught him pooping.
https://video.nostr.build/caae6e24f6fd28dd8cddae86c84ac9b92d2aa5671648def611de0be7c4513085.mov

2026-05-04 16:24:33 CEST

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Now that I know it’s there, I have to cancel all my plans 😂

2026-05-04 16:22:26 CEST

Hummingbird nest
https://image.nostr.build/465613deb2b2624ff19cb2d3ac36ed418b19ebf6b1bcedc2a393dd0252ce29c7.jpg

2026-05-04 04:52:38 CEST

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😂 now that I know they’re there, I hope to snap a photo in the daylight

2026-05-04 04:50:57 CEST

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I froze for a lonnnnng time and we maintained eye contact. It may have been a spiritual experience

2026-05-04 04:49:37 CEST

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I’m so fucking happy about this

2026-05-04 04:45:15 CEST

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Im going more towards Steve Irwin

2026-05-04 04:39:56 CEST

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I’m fully committed to this. It may be the reason I was born

2026-05-04 04:35:23 CEST

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I had no idea they were that small

2026-05-04 04:35:08 CEST

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Smol🥹

2026-05-04 04:32:19 CEST

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You’re way too kind😂

2026-05-04 04:32:02 CEST

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No idea how I never noticed it. I sit right under that tree like everyday 😂

2026-05-04 04:24:18 CEST

There’s a hummingbird sitting in a nest right above my chair🤯
https://image.nostr.build/e13a5831eb9e67603ef479bc2aa732526cf8584163452393a1fce2af47bcd865.jpg

2026-05-02 20:31:05 CEST

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It’s been a month I think so I’ve earned it😂🤷‍♀️

2026-05-02 20:29:48 CEST

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It’s a waste of heroin lol

2026-05-02 20:28:24 CEST

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🥴 oof

2026-05-02 20:27:59 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/3e15827c380219e8e0c866da98c878d2edd75955de1a6a1fb8b6a16a0248ca4d.jpg

2026-05-02 20:27:09 CEST

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Many thanks🤭

2026-05-02 20:15:40 CEST

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I do responsible speedballs: weed and coffee 😂 I’m an adult now

2026-05-02 20:14:24 CEST

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No. That was yesterday. Today, I’m going full degen

2026-05-02 20:14:04 CEST

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😂😂

2026-05-02 20:13:50 CEST

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In this house💯

2026-05-02 20:12:40 CEST

I’m gonna do a bunch of edibles soon

2026-05-02 20:10:19 CEST

They’re now sharing an ear
https://image.nostr.build/2610cbf91c58f76e60ddd637f78dcaa16eaf6c275adbdca700960402d6a1ba3c.jpg

2026-05-02 20:04:56 CEST

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https://divine.video/video/h1O5gam52A3

2026-05-02 20:02:44 CEST

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And I remember/understand the concept of vine

2026-05-02 20:02:25 CEST

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I think you’re wrong though because I just saw an edited video in there

2026-05-02 20:00:51 CEST

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😭

2026-05-02 20:00:39 CEST

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Interesting

2026-05-02 19:59:43 CEST

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Soooo….can I like take a video, edit it in iMovie, and upload??

2026-05-02 19:55:37 CEST

Can you upload a video to divine from your phone or do you have to use their camera? The editing tools are kind of slim

2026-05-02 19:39:24 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/329e72e4b586e789f041875155c21ede3fc807a616485d18fb53ea6f58c705a3.jpg

2026-05-02 19:32:20 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/e598590f076836a76a343631c409d87eef20544020e2be6492c951ad569f6929.jpg

2026-05-02 19:18:53 CEST

Hi
https://image.nostr.build/f77bbd812de02c6580a361ab97529004ffd360b0c3c7359e90e32cff50061ce7.jpg

2026-05-02 04:31:23 CEST

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The dude looks like he’s wearing some sort of crazy wig

2026-05-02 04:30:46 CEST

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wtf 😂

2026-05-02 01:13:42 CEST

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Awww. Smol 🥹
https://image.nostr.build/e077cef28d8f4cc938b4dc79a67ba18d064ee88dd3ea53e1eb43575e8ab943aa.jpg

2026-05-02 00:55:27 CEST

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Will be joining her ASAP🤭

2026-05-02 00:52:02 CEST

Relatable
https://image.nostr.build/63ed23bc540ce99fdb99592fef1a01caaaaa3bea257bdd43bebda46e373ad6da.jpg

2026-05-02 00:19:38 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/182ef2c1235aac02ed6ae84b0e960f136c895330e1f50a25e8ed338add8101a0.jpg

2026-05-02 00:02:31 CEST

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Tomorrow’s poop ya balloon person

2026-05-02 00:02:17 CEST

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🖕
https://image.nostr.build/a8c9ee49818847461aa2f1d6e37a127282aceb31960dc73c82601468001e0c70.jpg

2026-05-02 00:01:59 CEST

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I’ve yet to go there 🤔 would love to

2026-05-01 23:36:42 CEST

https://image.nostr.build/fb38c098d36a7a85d41dbcd2ee9fb5c7eec76590d2bca0ad93bb00b3c3b48c77.jpg

2026-05-01 21:10:57 CEST

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Ugh. I will send you my powers

2026-05-01 19:51:04 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/7938e19c49659cdfeca1de090a6e1eb8ebdc34b35c6ba68f0e3d18b42667e769.gif

2026-05-01 19:46:20 CEST

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Kind of depends on the day. PST is the only timezone I understand so probably around 5pm that ? But it varies greatly

2026-05-01 19:44:23 CEST

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Everyday is taco day around these parts