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Do romantic reasonable people who make good decisions exist? All the romantics I meet or hear about are hopeless or idiots or heartbroken.
It’s possible that being romantic isn’t working out for a lot of people.
This is not relationship advice. 😂

2026-07-07 06:15:09 CEST

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Luck counts, but it’s a bad plan.

2026-07-02 07:05:56 CEST

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Yes, such concern.

2026-07-02 01:17:14 CEST

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Crazy dating show has crazy audience retention.

2026-07-01 05:46:29 CEST

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2026-07-01 05:43:13 CEST

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World Cup?
Believe it or not, number go down.
#nevent1q…jpee

2026-07-01 05:33:46 CEST

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True. 👊🏼

2026-06-30 01:55:51 CEST

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Sweats and a hoodie is a legit date outfit.

2026-06-28 23:35:29 CEST

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Why isn’t everything free? 🤣

2026-06-23 02:34:25 CEST

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The dating show is about to get technical.

2026-06-19 17:04:42 CEST

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@nprofile…2tuw starting fights on NOSTR is my favorite.

2026-06-19 01:00:32 CEST

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All relationships are either Bonnie and Clyde or they’re not.

2026-06-19 00:52:57 CEST

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Those are rookie numbers.

2026-06-19 00:51:24 CEST

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Dating show might be about to hit the season arc high point…

2026-06-18 14:38:50 CEST

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Attention to detail is important. 🫡

2026-06-15 22:00:49 CEST

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Signal strength does not match the network name.

2026-06-15 03:05:24 CEST

It’s great when wars end. So it’s pretty cool that the war ends every week. Every week is great!

2026-06-13 07:09:27 CEST

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Agree, but how do you stop the governments from dictating?

2026-06-13 04:41:15 CEST

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Amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

2026-06-10 01:56:08 CEST

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Where’s person number six? 😂

2026-06-09 16:36:55 CEST

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What?

2026-06-09 14:25:57 CEST

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Probably still be better at code than most if you were a bot. 😂

2026-06-09 05:38:08 CEST

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They are fairy dust.

2026-06-09 03:08:38 CEST

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Zaps IRL.

2026-06-06 01:33:56 CEST

When Bitcoin is down and everyone is talking about buying, but I own exactly zero fiat.
https://blossom.primal.net/b99225b3def8443ae92109087aba38f7da0828c436f7761d1d6aefbda4e88859.gif

2026-06-06 01:31:09 CEST

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FINE!

2026-06-06 01:27:48 CEST

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Well I guess I’ll just return this sick vacuum water bottle.

2026-06-06 01:26:03 CEST

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Absolutely not until it hits $58K.

2026-06-06 01:25:14 CEST

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So, does this mean you AREN’T thirsty for @nprofile…tzjn ‘s attention?

2026-06-04 05:01:34 CEST

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🔥🔥🔥

2026-06-04 04:44:39 CEST

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2026-06-04 04:31:07 CEST

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But really, this is the only chart anyone needs.
https://blossom.primal.net/a16f2dde8132544805438306d621c44655172ccea59e3e04ec6ee7397567e53a.jpg

2026-06-04 04:22:30 CEST

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The charts are never wrong.

2026-06-04 00:34:10 CEST

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Wai you make everyone so mad?

2026-06-03 22:43:14 CEST

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2026-06-03 19:34:19 CEST

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I recently had a monthly Windows security update brick my VM Windows installation. So your vibed C/assembly code can’t do much more damage than Microsoft’s vibed code.

2026-06-02 04:29:09 CEST

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NOSTR be wildin’ right now.

2026-06-02 02:24:47 CEST

So, we still doing on-chain zaps or no? Is that one resolved now?

2026-06-02 02:23:26 CEST

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Corn is definitely flying under the radar right now. Seems sus. 🤣

2026-06-01 20:10:14 CEST

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People big mad on NOSTR right now.

2026-06-01 06:03:30 CEST

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Yes.

2026-05-31 18:34:21 CEST

The infighting and internal dissent in decentralized systems is a feature, not a bug.

2026-05-28 06:01:07 CEST

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What exactly does “back door my shit” mean in this context? Unclear, and the fact that they might think you’re a wild time makes it even more… Unclear.

2026-05-28 05:54:47 CEST

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Hard to beat a good shower beer.
…What about a garage beer in the shower?

2026-05-28 02:59:55 CEST

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Hey, I can only watch so many dating shows!

2026-05-26 01:59:55 CEST

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That’s about what I remember: 1% of users create something crazy like 95% of the social media content.
I think the percentage of users who tip has improved since I last looked at it, likely because it’s gotten easier to send money on livestreams and such.
I think NOSTR likely has the best advantage there, because it’s much easier to connect, fund a wallet, and send zaps than it is to pay creators on any other platform.
The UX of adding payment methods and sending payments on any other platform is shockingly bad. One might think those huge companies would make that as easy as possible, because revenue, but it’s a joke.

2026-05-26 00:42:10 CEST

The garage is always open.
https://blossom.primal.net/76385fe281ed13b7e4d7bdec5073984cb661e0ca81690f1f55b44425b675b902.jpg

2026-05-25 22:04:18 CEST

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You’re right, but I suspect optimistic about the number of users that actually participate in those value-for-value systems.
HOWEVER, the data I remember about how many users create social media content and how many generate ad-revenue only, without participating in any payment, is a bit old.
So your optimism might be well-founded, if not now, then someday.
But not to worry, I still zap memes, Corn. 😂

2026-05-25 21:06:09 CEST

The majority of traditional social media users use social media like a drug, not a tool.
Better engineering and design won’t get more users to NOSTR. It’s not a UX problem. The vast majority of users don’t care about value for value because they don’t create or pay for any content.
Traditional social media is a trap house, not a public square. The only way to get users to come to NOSTR is to become Walter White.

2026-05-25 16:37:22 CEST

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Actually creating stuff is too hard.

2026-05-24 01:16:36 CEST

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Now it’s steak day!

2026-05-23 23:42:23 CEST

Toad technician.
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2026-05-23 07:20:47 CEST

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Yes, your correction makes it even more true.

2026-05-22 03:25:14 CEST

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The feds only do judicial killings. Much better.

2026-05-21 22:15:01 CEST

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We’re all friends of the feds, here. 😉

2026-05-21 06:04:12 CEST

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At least the secret service are just entry level feds.
You’re probably in trouble if the ATF or FBI with a green beret advisory detachment are after you, though.

2026-05-21 03:04:19 CEST

Sesame Street refugee tired from chase ball.
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2026-05-21 03:03:18 CEST

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Yeah, try an on-chain zap. I’m sure it will be fine.

2026-05-21 03:02:46 CEST

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So no camping?

2026-05-21 02:12:59 CEST

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Quick instruction manual for working on hardware:
https://blossom.primal.net/943ebf303ba1bc4e619406e5319beb820b2ddae9ce02b2451fbaa055543b4bc4.jpg

2026-05-20 00:08:58 CEST