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At least the secret service are just entry level feds.
You’re probably in trouble if the ATF or FBI with a green beret advisory detachment are after you, though.

2026-05-21 01:04:19 UTC

Sesame Street refugee tired from chase ball.
https://blossom.primal.net/58243111074c128e55e41c9f4c96c2bdc2e0dad09c942970a78e99f30f0a54e9.jpg

2026-05-21 01:03:18 UTC

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Yeah, try an on-chain zap. I’m sure it will be fine.

2026-05-21 01:02:46 UTC

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So no camping?

2026-05-19 22:08:58 UTC

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Oh, that statement slaps.

2026-05-16 00:40:49 UTC

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The internet is undefeated.

2026-05-12 02:03:35 UTC

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Isn’t this how all the AI doomsday movies start?

2026-05-09 03:37:48 UTC

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The doomsday cult love language.

2026-05-09 03:36:54 UTC

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Honeypots? Isn’t that what Winnie the Pooh is always after?

2026-05-06 01:51:36 UTC

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I think I know how this one goes.

2026-05-06 01:48:27 UTC

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AI is like a two-year-old that somehow read all the books.

2026-05-04 00:28:18 UTC

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That one guy is everywhere!

2026-05-04 00:25:13 UTC

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Clever kid.

2026-05-04 00:20:42 UTC

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Based, indeed.

2026-05-02 05:34:44 UTC

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Who me? Noooooo…

2026-04-28 13:37:31 UTC

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Yeah. You can lose track of what an AI is doing real quick. Wiley little things.

2026-04-28 13:34:23 UTC

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Yes.

2026-04-28 01:22:41 UTC

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Agents gone wild.

2026-04-25 17:32:15 UTC

I think all the social contract stuff is nonsense, but—if I were to buy into the notion of a social contract—the closest thing we have to an actual social contract is probably the value of money.
The value of fiat money has been corroded, corrupted, and debauched for decades and likely longer. That might have something to do with the state of the world right now. Maybe.

2026-04-23 13:21:48 UTC

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Sure they do. What could go wrong?

2026-04-23 12:41:15 UTC

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Yes, digital products are almost entirely prompt-able at this point.
Agree that, eventually, all the design sectors will get taken over by AI. I don’t know if LLMs will be the model to do it, but it’s still just a matter of time.

2026-04-23 12:34:40 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f4bf5a219155fb454c8761c842fdfc37ea2c8194ab35da8a2d04d066f04da047.gif

2026-04-23 12:33:09 UTC

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Dating show just gave me whiplash.

2026-04-23 12:30:13 UTC

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What do you mean by “product design”? I might understand that term differently.
AI hasn’t made a ton of progress in the engineering and physical product design industry. AI is still pretty bad at using things like CAD and SolidWorks, and AI isn’t good enough to just prompt it to design a lighter more fuel efficient engine block or better cooling mini-PC case.

2026-04-22 15:28:14 UTC

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Don’t tell me what to do!

2026-04-05 05:00:54 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1db3a424a95fba2f2d43d0627004b3ed00a48663f2fb29d9f401224d1ff686c4.gif

2026-04-01 12:10:29 UTC

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Somebody has to do it.

2026-04-01 00:01:15 UTC

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“So I have this other situationship…”

2026-03-31 23:59:14 UTC

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Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

2026-03-31 23:57:05 UTC

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I would hate to be derelict of my duties.

2026-03-30 00:20:32 UTC

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Epic AF, one might say.

2026-03-30 00:20:08 UTC

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Solid to-do list.

2026-03-29 04:40:25 UTC

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All of this is true.

2026-03-29 04:38:25 UTC

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I’m not sure you’re the type who wants bliss, but you’re the only expert on what you want.

2026-03-28 17:27:10 UTC

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It’s basically just like that. Pretty soon she’ll be demanding a constant stream of chew toys from her very own chew toy factory or something wild like that.

2026-03-28 17:24:43 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-03-28 05:40:37 UTC

The Sesame Street refugee demanded a chewy.
https://blossom.primal.net/e320a1516e17d111d5e8f9598faa416ee9db2a56c4c6718901e68b1e9f6e3c7f.jpg

2026-03-28 05:32:11 UTC

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Laptops are the modern adjustable wrench.

2026-03-28 05:29:35 UTC

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Nope. Not playing this game.

2026-03-28 05:25:13 UTC

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👍🏼

2026-03-28 05:24:48 UTC

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Have fun staying poor! 🤷🏼‍♂️

2026-03-28 00:43:39 UTC

“The scholarly history someone will one day write about Iraq and reconstruction will need the raw material of failure, and so this war story will try to explain how it all went so wrong.” —We Meant Well

2026-03-28 00:32:41 UTC

I guess I’m poor again.
https://blossom.primal.net/70e6e1aaaf2fd90a53d1c1012f9df99e78b12e2f793763b5c536ece17aeeeba6.jpg

2026-03-24 14:31:39 UTC

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Let me know if you need me to corroborate that for you. 😂😂😂

2026-03-24 04:11:17 UTC

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Found it on the internet.

2026-03-24 04:09:52 UTC

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😂😂😂 🤷🏼‍♂️

2026-03-24 04:05:53 UTC

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Got ‘em!

2026-03-24 04:04:59 UTC

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Running Linux will do that to you.

2026-03-22 17:48:21 UTC

Fluorescent light fixture technician. https://image.nostr.build/c0358e11b458686a008ad8d88aca84a3249e340f4aba1aef14b8f755b0c38f5f.jpg

2026-03-22 17:47:16 UTC

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Absolutely.

2026-03-22 04:27:09 UTC

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I like this song a lot.

2026-03-22 04:26:49 UTC

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Sometimes?

2026-03-22 02:01:02 UTC

Test cut complete. Chainsaw upgrade successful. https://image.nostr.build/b88725069861a42098a166a8a4db2488d35b69d5137ee695755f9bc829ffa3fc.jpg

2026-03-21 19:44:15 UTC

Jumping spider rescue technician. https://image.nostr.build/a2eccbc6ae601dc6fe36302856e1aba3d1dadeb1e02af3b6cfbb9d0d686878dc.jpg

2026-03-21 05:45:26 UTC

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True.

2026-03-20 01:36:24 UTC

Ski wax technician. https://image.nostr.build/e7e1afb2f66265ea45247660a0b1d09387144b3ed2c405d03dd50278606a2bbc.jpg

2026-03-18 23:07:17 UTC

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😈😈😈

2026-03-18 13:40:40 UTC

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/w0mylo7p4OXUQ/200w.webp

2026-03-17 14:59:59 UTC

“There are almost no characters in this story, and almost no dramatic confrontations, because most of the people in it are so sick and so much the listless playthings of enormous forces. One of the main effects of war, after all, is that people are discouraged from being characters.” —Slaughterhouse-Five

2026-03-17 14:31:37 UTC

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Good luck out there, bud.

2026-03-16 15:42:19 UTC

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Amazon boxes are great oil soakers.

2026-03-15 23:48:51 UTC

Chainsaw technician. https://image.nostr.build/11c1a00cdb7dd47d6f3810e48fbd47a92aa8d1ccff6882c53f83db6ebd3e8a84.jpg

2026-03-15 00:26:41 UTC

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Everyone else has been doing it wrong this whole time.

2026-03-14 17:40:08 UTC

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I was under the impression that a room which is literally a bed was the definition of “bedroom.” Have I been mistaken?

2026-03-14 17:35:32 UTC

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Also totally understand.

2026-03-14 16:06:28 UTC

If you wanna join a doomsday cult right about now, I totally understand.

2026-03-11 13:51:12 UTC

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Or you have to be REALLY hot if you’re bad at hiding your disdain.

2026-03-10 23:56:14 UTC

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Get hot. Be useful. That’s all it takes.

2026-03-10 03:34:32 UTC

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What about the mute score? 🤣

2026-03-08 23:32:05 UTC

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Wowee.

2026-03-08 23:26:37 UTC

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Me too. Thigh supremacy.

2026-03-08 23:25:00 UTC

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It IS important. Nobody wants a bone stock bootloader.

2026-03-06 05:07:22 UTC

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He’s probably got a GPU or two laying around.

2026-03-06 01:45:15 UTC

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Well, AI is eating all of them, right now. No GPU for you!

2026-03-06 01:44:21 UTC

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Still relevant.

2026-03-06 01:43:25 UTC

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Just a regular Thursday.

2026-03-06 01:41:47 UTC

“A true war story is never moral. It does not instruct, nor encourage virtue, nor suggest models of proper human behavior, nor restrain men from doing the things men have always done. If a story seems moral, do not believe it. If at the end of a war story you feel uplifted, or if you feel that some small bit of rectitude has been salvaged from the larger waste, then you have been made the victim of a very old and terrible lie. There is no rectitude whatsoever. There is no virtue. As a first rule of thumb, therefore, you can tell a true war story by its absolute and uncompromising allegiance to obscenity and evil.” —The Things They Carried

2026-03-06 01:37:46 UTC

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Oh, yeah. Easy peasy.

2026-03-01 17:19:43 UTC

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Embrace the hardware life.

2026-03-01 14:06:41 UTC

“War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.” —Blood Meridian

2026-03-01 02:07:03 UTC

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Starting a revolution isn’t the best way to ensure your children survive, though many have tried it.

2026-03-01 02:05:30 UTC

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If you’re gonna learn a tough lesson, might as well look good doing it.

2026-02-28 02:11:36 UTC

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The best OS is no OS. 🤣🤣🤣

2026-02-28 02:08:34 UTC

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Hopefully it’s still capable enough for all of us to vibe code our own Bitcoin node implementations.

2026-02-28 01:56:46 UTC

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Sometimes I also think that, but Linux is just the OS I use for most things. Wherever I go, there Linux is.

2026-02-28 01:48:32 UTC

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Maybe they “upgraded” the AI after Claude hacked the Mexican government.

2026-02-26 15:27:16 UTC

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I can drink coffee all the time and fall asleep just fine.

2026-02-26 15:26:23 UTC

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Spoooooky!

2026-02-26 15:19:45 UTC

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I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

2026-02-22 06:41:56 UTC

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You’re beefing with Noshole, too? 🤣🤣

2026-02-22 06:36:48 UTC

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Every time I complete the IBD, I like to say to myself, “Ah, there’s no way I’ll have to do that again because I definitely won’t be tempted to tinker with the hardware or Linux installation or some other stupid thing on my node. That would be stupid!”

2026-02-22 06:24:40 UTC

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Bet you won’t dunk on that thing.

2026-02-22 06:23:01 UTC

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Welp, that’s enough internet for today. GN.

2026-02-22 06:20:48 UTC

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Oh, yeah. Flawless victory every time!

2026-02-22 03:31:15 UTC

This refugee from Sesame Street loves playing in the snow and demands I go out and throw snowballs for her at all hours. https://image.nostr.build/d3e71494b0b598a0e8c449046c1eab0a93ad446457e1fdc2e6ed623a35048f0d.jpg

2026-02-22 01:25:15 UTC

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Damn, you’re a genius!

2026-02-22 00:44:31 UTC

Got enough snow to break out the thick boys. https://image.nostr.build/b98d0bb36ebb349f764dee88297034fe82da9239dd9e3d68b7fc291104a7fa43.jpg

2026-02-22 00:42:28 UTC

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I would also support this.