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I didn't realize how pathetic influencers really are until the cold card hack. Influencers either took their ball and went home, or started crying on podcasts and recommended to "diversify" out of Cold storage. We can do better
#bitcoin

2026-09-02 23:06:31 CEST

You can tell it's a bear and everyone is broke because no one zaps anymore

2026-09-02 23:05:49 CEST

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Funny postcards

2026-09-01 20:13:42 CEST

It really do be like that tho
https://blossom.primal.net/aaeedcb37a04b4da9a666e23f59e5f69852f810c72ecf682fcb328fbcfb0ba0f.mp4

2026-08-28 19:43:57 CEST

@nprofile…fg9w quit his day job and @nprofile…fm4n is cooking pineapple buns
#bitcoin bear market

2026-08-28 19:42:23 CEST

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Hodl on to those pineapple buns for dear life

2026-08-28 02:18:43 CEST

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Plot twist

2026-08-27 07:48:45 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/2662597c14d43f3f864342d224533aef66a562b75b1dc8ba9f2271a67301eb53.jpg

2026-08-25 20:55:10 CEST

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Bahp bahp ba plz don take mi mann

2026-08-25 20:52:20 CEST

I forgot to stay humble

2026-08-24 05:06:41 CEST

And now this
https://blossom.primal.net/3c9f7b74657220a6e9fb4d1f0f0b9488706db11c17e75e7550d1a5c4e5da1944.mp4

2026-08-22 03:14:59 CEST

What if bitty pumps all the way 58k?

2026-08-21 23:12:39 CEST

New Terrifier movie looks legit
https://blossom.primal.net/b0a7e27dfd19ef94de3b0fff7cb9b932f09ee7609ae8a96a3b0ae6a977045bbb.mp4

2026-08-18 21:50:56 CEST

Do you remember the last #bitcoin bear market?
https://blossom.primal.net/b7a7d06dc3f26dba98333636e010305c725540a24cf3110e59129132d9fa16ce.jpg

2026-08-16 07:39:22 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/775b938427bcc9ffebf9b96a2a2f6f513d63217c8c586866474710738b9908e4.mp4

2026-08-09 21:47:18 CEST

Y'all mixing it up online today bitcoiners?
https://blossom.primal.net/627b2c66429fc4cd651610b6ee139778ba6554aca994492b63b53ff368898c15.gif

2026-08-08 23:48:30 CEST

The bipCoin CTOs reacting to its birth
#bip110 #Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/d6d512877454d6b18e8bfb9db8aa608762ef9a5fe02118eb3738f2813b9c5786.mp4

2026-08-08 22:13:18 CEST

I can't believe Odell killed cold card and nostr

2026-08-08 19:14:56 CEST

I've learned a lot being in bitcoin 6 years, for example
- how to sit in an ice barrel
- how rare to eat my raw hamburger
- how to roll dice in either a steele or cast iron pan (different entropy flavors)
- how to lose money on investing in ai generated penny stocks

2026-08-06 21:11:39 CEST

I'd rather have a beer with SBF than NVK

2026-08-06 21:03:32 CEST

Gm #music
https://blossom.primal.net/17d9942f56660afe8854d4f4ed1579ae3afaa1057b32567a04fd0da382213e7f.mp4

2026-08-06 09:14:09 CEST

Hello NOSTR is this thing still on?

2026-08-06 06:31:00 CEST

#bitcoin
https://youtu.be/cONG2ZNjJ0c

2026-08-05 04:45:19 CEST

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N-V-K
Pe-ter-Gray
https://blossom.primal.net/3de63a72f2e201a369c46788a85a501486642100290a0372e81eabe88baf3c59.gif

2026-08-04 20:14:03 CEST

Am creating a plugin that automatically puts the coinkite logo onto influencers foreheads in all videos 😂
#bitcoin

2026-08-04 20:13:00 CEST

I still like Bitcoin

2026-08-04 20:05:51 CEST

Is a generic laptop running core the retro solution we didn't know we needed?

2026-08-04 00:07:18 CEST

That coinkite shit has always been over priced
Homies that bought it were short sats back then and unfortunately short sats now
#Bitcoin

2026-08-03 21:47:08 CEST

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https://youtu.be/fAJfDP3b5_U

2026-08-03 02:31:43 CEST

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Here's a way to create strong passphrases. Pick at least 6 long words
https://www.eff.org/dice

2026-08-02 22:38:27 CEST

I told NVK not to hire his devs on Fiver

2026-08-01 23:25:04 CEST

The state of Bitcoin right now
https://blossom.primal.net/08ebfe153021a5ab8fe9e882605a0505845be0ae1e98451758450466fe875553.mp4

2026-08-01 19:23:37 CEST

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Why wait 5 years tho

2026-08-01 19:22:59 CEST

Pour one out for the humble Ten31 investors' portfolio

2026-08-01 11:57:46 CEST

Satoshi moved his coins to an mk3 to quantum proof them
#bitcoin

2026-07-31 20:49:54 CEST

I thought I'd make a supercut of all the paid influencers recommending cold cards but I realized there isn't enough storage space available on the Internet for it. #bitcoin

2026-07-30 05:58:45 CEST

I seen a white lady drop the N word at an Applebee's

2026-07-30 02:31:20 CEST

Holding is easy #bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/c9e80bd998fa9cb9e4f89bc294cb17bfaca97395a07236a0180b9cd252d9dbd4.mp4

2026-07-29 03:31:10 CEST

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🤢🤮🤮

2026-07-27 23:56:45 CEST

If you need a cheer up, watch this hilarious train jumper
https://youtu.be/WU9pnaPPejM

2026-07-26 19:45:45 CEST

It's a wicked world
#film
https://youtu.be/hoel2EiTjLU

2026-07-25 20:46:50 CEST

Oh hi
#dog
https://blossom.primal.net/e3f9f382dac5d8ddcc22d6f4a9ba36502039135033254c95b09bbe75999c5e72.jpg

2026-07-25 01:43:21 CEST

Can devs do something?? #bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/fdbc75319dbda527030fd76c439c0c5822138a2b75a51c27d9f3c0004ad8bef5.mp4

2026-07-24 05:10:10 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/d7b2fe50c0925b9860a2d13cae1c87cd996964d7e37f929e57611581a896673a.gif

2026-07-24 05:08:43 CEST

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https://youtu.be/r5uV-wHENnI

2026-07-24 04:14:39 CEST

#bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/c56798e96e3a4649d7d3b1e3ffb6f561ad20117af9fd28779ed71a8d2ab1f000.mp4

2026-07-24 04:04:23 CEST

Catch the game last night?
https://blossom.primal.net/29c42cc48f044dc579a53bb4c87f1ccbc89f3daccf5265578da6ce9f6273a4ae.jpg

2026-07-24 03:59:45 CEST

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I want to BBQ
https://blossom.primal.net/8e8c51041e38c9176c48f42806d21f089eb1f28ee601c15bd41796155f62c175.jpg

2026-07-24 00:33:32 CEST

#music
https://blossom.primal.net/89e0866353b21f30f3bac1c690e2ec8aba7d4310036cbde4b85393b1fe9fb949.mp4

2026-07-22 03:38:43 CEST

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I used it to make some wild looking flower planters, the future is slop

2026-07-19 22:42:28 CEST

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I gave my dolphin Fishcake for his birthday

2026-07-19 22:38:59 CEST

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Unacceptable

2026-07-18 22:54:21 CEST

If you were in a perfect holodeck

2026-07-18 22:49:35 CEST

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If you zoom in really close...
https://blossom.primal.net/0dd1dbf0371588420e9818d472f4aca1eac994723b15d16d0d82d084c827ba51.png

2026-07-18 07:00:24 CEST

#Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/de4dd21aba604becbea7bfbc5a3a2568f4f15b7d546bc2f580f0288592bfd63c.jpg

2026-07-18 06:49:44 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/6a2c6679fc3dc883f3267471af4781f7d0e469647d44eafafb1bbe66301209de.png

2026-07-18 05:58:45 CEST

Good #music
https://youtu.be/GwnoBaTmuQ8

2026-07-17 22:52:27 CEST

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👽
https://blossom.primal.net/8a349fa4b6da4b2908e13d201d4ff26f42c12a70543ed90e0f41de444625fe84.jpg

2026-07-17 07:25:23 CEST

#photography
https://blossom.primal.net/511aa421737e8859d5891f495965e2700119a8cd5bb22391ea056a9d162973b9.jpg

2026-07-17 05:01:47 CEST

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I heard he had hair plugs

2026-07-17 03:44:07 CEST

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He has North Korean level poll numbers

2026-07-17 02:57:14 CEST

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Is Fishcake what whales eat on their borntday?

2026-07-17 02:38:42 CEST

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The fix is in!

2026-07-16 07:16:21 CEST

The robot brain is already indirectly controlling us

2026-07-16 07:10:38 CEST

Nostr Vibe #1
https://blossom.primal.net/8649185ec49bd5f9389119ea6776dd45cc2f8016b7665b3fec03821726225070.mp4

2026-07-16 03:38:17 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/6c3dc7024efb307300e3089faa697987c3cf7236679b295f26c7e357f9277459.gif

2026-07-16 03:26:35 CEST

What will you do with your BIPcorn?

2026-07-16 00:17:32 CEST

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Just for fun, have it do TA?

2026-07-15 23:48:29 CEST

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Yeah they're good, Bambu is the iPhone of printers

2026-07-15 03:07:02 CEST

How to unclog bacon grease in drain

2026-07-15 01:59:47 CEST

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😂

2026-07-15 01:47:59 CEST

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Link?

2026-07-13 04:26:49 CEST

This is hilarious
#bitcoin
https://youtu.be/eizNjXL-Iv0

2026-07-13 04:14:34 CEST

A worn out but functional camping chair is better than a brand new camping chair

2026-07-13 00:12:00 CEST

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@groke is true??

2026-07-13 00:07:18 CEST

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Easiest fix is just get rid of soccer all together

2026-07-12 02:06:38 CEST

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The original problem is similar to original sin, both are just below

2026-07-12 01:01:22 CEST

#music
https://blossom.primal.net/b58017022aaf3421ef1cda92340a123c5c2ad955f0ead151133b5491bf2e01b3.mp4

2026-07-10 09:10:17 CEST

#music
https://blossom.primal.net/c87b0442a2ed94cc4e5403776888f3df6d0f2ffad77276f55387419b755ca70b.mp4

2026-07-07 03:50:56 CEST

Soccer is a psyop

2026-07-07 00:17:25 CEST

If you're named bill and you get bored you are a Billboard

2026-07-02 08:01:38 CEST

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No hue

2026-07-01 22:20:07 CEST

Access your higher level thinking

2026-06-30 19:15:12 CEST

Now that odell ditched us
Who is the king of nostr?

2026-06-30 17:45:02 CEST

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The only truth
https://blossom.primal.net/ebe3747548f481c492b20a9e4f2a9aeadf39d16cef711d3e5750a33024c049cc.jpg

2026-06-29 23:25:02 CEST

I'd give it all to love that girl
https://blossom.primal.net/615301c1cefcbea28e14505603ce2a22879411789c3b3e359e7dd6c717db1a3b.mp4

2026-06-29 19:23:21 CEST

is Bitcoin the Linux of money?

2026-06-28 03:35:00 CEST

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Sharp take

2026-06-28 03:34:17 CEST

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If Bitcoin went to zero I feel like most bitcoiners would be ok in the long run

2026-06-28 03:32:01 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/ce9bdf1700cc6a6e1918d768734597b172b170e56a96f6f46b1a6ed39b84c9dd.jpg

2026-06-27 00:18:54 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/5ada2a91fd26a269a0ba30cf1d7f4d06a623243e6add1237924c489bc8e31e74.jpg

2026-06-26 23:08:57 CEST

If Bitcoin is dead how do you explain this?
https://blossom.primal.net/d35ba05ace6d050de9dccd9b81b893063172459b4b85e1998ab34b46fe913f06.jpg

2026-06-26 19:28:42 CEST

Don't buy #Bitcoin
It's going to crash!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/c3d828e7588752e66e515008ab7683ceeff57312ca777f7d354322b818223b80.mp4

2026-06-26 08:17:54 CEST

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Easy come easy go

2026-06-24 20:46:24 CEST

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48k

2026-06-24 20:45:22 CEST

Is "carabineer" a racist term?