Ity Kitty [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK

https://mastodon.minionflo.net/@tranquillity

New main account of ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK (npub194n…8sk0)

I'm literal evil btw.

Also referred to as GLaDOS or Satan.

Traumaqueer robot catgirl. Not a human; closer to an object. Has Borderline PD and CPTSD; please be gentle with me 🥺

Walking plane diagram.
Abandonware.

Doesn't have a soul. Don't try to impose one of me.

Transfem enby.

I CW everything and expect everything to be CW'd; if I get it wrong, beep at me.

I'm always open to flirting, and pan :3

I will post about mental health, drugs, tech, and random stuff often.

Pet puppy: Luna :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: :thermian: (npub15et…azuw)
Pet sis: icanchangethisnamelater :neofox_flag_lesbian: (npub1ngl…z0qr)

Death to fascism. ACAB.

Anarchist as in death to the state, money, and social classes as a concept.

MDNI DNI, stop discriminating based on age.

Railing gender since 2023
Being an obsessive yandere since 2024
Creating problematic relationships with the power of age regression since 2025
Lacing girlpills with GHB since 2026

Website: https://ity.pet/

See also: pinned posts.

Reviews:
You're worse than GLaDOS - Luna :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: :thermian: (npub15et…azuw)
You'd fuck a wall, as long as it's young - Luna :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: :thermian: (npub15et…azuw)
most unhinged head-pat'able and cursed gpu driver hacker I've encountered - k4m1 (at bornhack) (npub15w7…a4hx)
perfectly snortable - Professional Bot [Now with more useless features] (npub10ce…8smv)
I cannot remember a single other time I managed to successfully fall asleep whilst cuddling someone - icanchangethisnamelater :neofox_flag_lesbian: (npub1ngl…z0qr)
I tried to call you GLaDOS when I was so subbed out of my mind I couldn't speak - icanchangethisnamelater :neofox_flag_lesbian: (npub1ngl…z0qr)
You're like if Satan was hot - icanchangethisnamelater :neofox_flag_lesbian: (npub1ngl…z0qr)
My card game is more interesting than you - Luna :neobot_dog_ears: :heart_trans: :thermian: (npub15et…azuw)
You are really hotgirlmaxxing - Elise (npub1l5e…qccl)
I would go to you to get my Link implants to be a mech pilot - Ra (Freyja) (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩 (cringe EU-brained military girl) (npub1h54…c9uf)

Pronouns: she/it
Location: Somewhere around Germany, probably Berlin
Language: English C2, Čeština rodilá, Deutsch lernen
Beep?: Awawawawawa!!!!
Chat Apps: Matrix, Signal, XMPP, Discord

Public Key

npub16vax9tqgyx64hmzezsw7z7plnla0q5r3u5vztr9kyvk4ctzefv3qvs7x2x

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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Publishing to

relay.momostr.pink

Author Public Key

npub16vax9tqgyx64hmzezsw7z7plnla0q5r3u5vztr9kyvk4ctzefv3qvs7x2x

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2026-07-13 12:58:15 UTC

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Tbh zsh sucks ass, and its sync single-threaded completion engine even more

2026-07-13 07:50:48 UTC

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I mostly cut clips out of videos yea, or reencode (change resolution, format, etc)
Tbh ffmpeg is incredibly annoying about cutting video with it w.r.t. keyframes and such, I need to look at it properly at some point

2026-07-13 06:54:07 UTC

Gimp 3 is ASS, they broke existing features in dumb ways, ugh.

2026-07-13 06:14:19 UTC

Is it lie in feces or lay in feces

2026-07-13 04:52:07 UTC

Have I inadvertently become the cursed build systems and ELF linking girl
Like idk what's the standard. I remember being told that if I can't beat the compiler and linker of the compiled language I'm using into producing nearly bit-perfect binaries then I'm bad at the language (courtesy of the shitty osdev wiki, may you lay in feces)

2026-07-13 03:24:58 UTC

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Meanwhile on desktop, Tor Browser is in a Flatpak and a PITA to use

2026-07-13 03:24:34 UTC

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I had that as my main on my phone for a while, and well, YouTube never worked for me as a mobile website, I have been using NewPipe for ages since it was the only mobile client that worked for me (I tried to get whatever has become of Vanced working sometime this year and failed miserably)

2026-07-13 02:55:01 UTC

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I stopped watching much YouTube when Google broke the website so hard it basically doesn't work anymore & made the algorithm stop recommending interesting videos. I still watch it somewhat but way less.

2026-07-13 02:37:53 UTC

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As an aside, he's wearing a tshirt that has a US flag on camera
This video is 10 days old
Well that's certainly a decision that was made.

2026-07-13 02:34:25 UTC

I'm watching some random presumably US YouTuber watch and comment on a compilation of German memes (which are in German) with English subtitles (that also explain context)
Why am I doing this
Why am I telling myself that brainrot is for improving my German

2026-07-13 01:16:38 UTC

I kinda wanna rewatch Mirai Nikki but I also wanted to rewatch it with my gf
Is it good enough to rewatch it twice :neocat_think_googly:

2026-07-13 00:53:49 UTC

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I did forget to plug it in a few times, but I did figure that out on my own instead of having to ask online why it isn't working like what I'm wondering about in the post

2026-07-13 00:49:11 UTC

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ah, nope, any 18+ on the guides is for legal reasons. The biological differences are mostly around pre/post puberty differences if I remember right, anything "18+" is purely legal stuff.

2026-07-13 00:42:02 UTC

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what thing would be specific for minors? The legal part is disqualified by the DIY qualifier (at least the way I interpret it), and biology doesn't care about legal things, so I'm curious what exactly are you looking for?

2026-07-13 00:39:23 UTC

There's this one thing that I often wonder about when trying to write content that is about tech stuff that is comprehensible to the average viewer. I know I can't use myself as a benchmark, even myself as a smol child, because I was proven time and time again that that's setting the bar too high, but I'm wondering
How low does it need to go? We all assume the reader can... Read. The language. We also assume that the reader can function in daily life. Therefore they have to have intact basic reasoning. So the question becomes, what is basic knowledge? Is being able to tell apart companies considered technical knowledge? Like, is it too much to expect the average user to understand that eg. Google and Microsoft are different and often competing companies? That isn't technical knowledge, that's if anything, economics, or basic capitalism in our capitalistic world, so I shouldn't have to explain that, right? Yet I still see things that say that regular users think that Computer = Internet = Browser = Microsoft = Google, and then ask questions that assume things like that Microsoft or Google control their ISP or vice versa, or other various random things, like eg. "ISP down -> computer broken -> bring computer to repair store" ??? Or the usual tale of "oops I forgot to plug it into the wall" or "oops I forgot to turn it on" ? Like, in those cases I understand it that the regular users *know* that they were supposed to plug it in and turn it on, and just forgot to?
I do not comprehend how the way that "regular users" behave around computers can function in daily life. Understanding basic cause and effect, like, *I need to plug in the thing that needs electricity into electricity or it will not run* and *if I don't turn it on it will not turn on*, surely, are all basic skills? Or, to bring it more back into computer land, is the understanding of things like "to turn off the computer, I click the button to turn it off" considered an advanced skill? Is being able to copy paste text considered an advanced skill? Opening up a search engine?
Or basic pattern recognition. Does this cable plug look like it'd fit into that hole? No? THEN WHY ARE YOU JAMMING IT IN AND ASKING WHY IT ISN'T WORKING? Would they fail the "square goes into square hole, circle into circle hole" test? I'm just, confused at this point.
And yea, I know that the fediverse (esp. whoever my post will reach) are generally considered "computer touchers" simply for knowing what fedi even is (or even having have heard of Mastodon, yet alone knowing that it isn't called Mastodon but fedi), but I gotta wonder if anyone has any insight. Is it that regular users could absolutely figure out how to do basic things on a computer, but it's easier for them to ask for help with every basic task than spending a bit of time clicking buttons in the computer to see what happens, and this is just an NT vs ND thing?

2026-07-12 11:17:23 UTC

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what's illegal in the UK so I can post it and have it federate to the UK

2026-07-12 09:28:15 UTC

Another entity telling me
> u make me scared and horny at the same time

2026-07-12 06:54:56 UTC

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oh?

2026-07-12 06:48:59 UTC

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idt I've heard your accent either
Idt we have called yet? I forgot
We should call sometime, I'm curious what I'd sound like to you and what you sound like

2026-07-12 06:36:28 UTC

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Like the past few years I'm way more careless with my grammar and shit but like, English is my primary language for now over half year of my life and so I just keep wondering
Is my accent still horrible
Did I catch a German accent living in Germany speaking basically only English
And does anything come off from my writing only

2026-07-12 06:26:27 UTC

When Americans tell me they thought I was from the US when I tell them I'm not and get surprised it's not UK or such either does that mean that my English is good or theirs is bad :neobot_thinking:

2026-07-12 01:22:17 UTC

I'm objectively mentally ill.

2026-07-11 22:39:15 UTC

If you buy drugs off of telegram you support 9/11
RE: https://chaos.social/@h3/116903715803675062

2026-07-11 16:24:43 UTC

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what even is brain.worm.pink, based on the defed reason I would've thought it'd be another nazi instance but it doesn't seem to be? And only defeded ecity and not this instance? (I admin both)
It's always funny to imagine scenarios in my head for these things

2026-07-11 16:19:13 UTC

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ah lol, never heard of em
and that's a funny site, the funniest to me is the fedi instance of one of my exes that hates me because of youthlib stuff
Somehow dated me, broke up, and then never found out until at random from fedi post

2026-07-11 16:12:59 UTC

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which instance which instance there is fedimeta about me now? lmaooo

2026-07-11 09:52:42 UTC

Intel is fedi's favorite GPU vendor (no LLM stuff supports Intel GPU properly)

2026-07-10 21:31:04 UTC

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hotttt

2026-07-10 20:44:57 UTC

Send me some lewd and kinky pics at me
Boob pics, all kinda kinks, piss, blood, DM or public, send :3
Enbies, transfems, etc, all welcome :3
:neobot_cat_ears_bottom:

2026-07-10 18:47:55 UTC

I WILL MURDER OVHCLOUD WITH A FUCKING 5090 TI

2026-07-04 16:39:06 UTC

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Yes I'm gonna shitpost this stuff to hell
Reading that felt like I'm listening to some conservative try to pretend they're not a fash

2026-07-04 16:34:01 UTC

Gay porn on mastosoc? More likely than you think!

2026-07-03 01:25:27 UTC

Apparently I'm scary to quite a lot of entities. That's right, the evil ity will sneak into your bed at night and bite your ankles!

2026-07-02 23:02:03 UTC

Kernel drivers per hours of cuddles (me, I'm a cuddle starved kernel dev)
RE: https://chaos.social/@weirdunits/116852867894313669

2026-06-27 16:16:05 UTC

I do often wonder what do entities see me as

2026-06-27 15:59:53 UTC

Only at Ity, Main will you see jokes about math, computers, and snuff intersecting

2026-06-26 19:51:35 UTC

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And broken torrents

2026-06-25 12:22:43 UTC

Do I play with the recent ffmpeg RCE
Make a cutesy cat video.

2026-06-18 19:56:21 UTC

Yes please
https://data.mastodon.minionflo.net/media_attachments/files/116/772/867/687/661/065/original/09c52d5a95621a57.png

2026-06-18 00:45:00 UTC

If u keep using ChatGPT u will end up with a new headmate
https://data.mastodon.minionflo.net/media_attachments/files/116/768/335/232/834/822/original/1657e9012d14497d.jpeg

2026-06-09 19:51:10 UTC

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I'll fix Linux bugs for the low, low price of just please give me affection and hugs :(

2026-06-09 19:47:23 UTC

Import a Linux kernel dev for the low, low price of *just fucking hold me until I can't feel a goddamn thing*

2026-06-09 19:40:24 UTC

If I read one more post being like "life is a miracle and you should be glad you're here" I will set someone on fire then piss on their corpse
So I should be glad that I was born in literal hell? I should be glad that I have to spend every waking second ever since I became conscious fighting just to be allowed to live, and it's still not enough? That bestowing this absolute hellscale of a world on someone is a blessing? Fuck off. I'm alive despite all of the fuckers trying to kill me, I'm alive despite the fact I don't want to, I'm alive without a reason to be yet I still keep fighting that maybe someday something will appear that will make all of this suffering of existence worth it. It's nonstop fighting 24/7. I want to just rest. But, lmao. There's no fucking miracle of life. Life is a curse.

2026-06-08 02:08:16 UTC

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Actually, a user that follows instructions should be enough

2026-06-08 01:55:25 UTC

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And a mirror + 1$ bill + a user that follows instructions

2026-06-03 21:52:04 UTC

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I dunno but it's why I live in Germany

2026-05-28 14:03:35 UTC

I wanna meet cute queers IRL, cuddle, chat, nya...
Am in Berlin and lonely, can't be the only one who just wants to find someone comfy to cuddle
Boosts :neobot_bottom:

2026-05-26 10:56:27 UTC

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like, try to resolve @npub16va…7x2x using the instance

2026-05-26 10:47:35 UTC

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what happens when you try to do a direct lookup on me?

2026-05-26 10:45:03 UTC

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huh, what the fuck

2026-05-26 10:40:38 UTC

Is federation with transfem.social broken ? Presumably (?) on our side, because I think incoming federation is breaking ?
If anyone from tf.s can see this post plz reply (tagging my alt @npub194n…8sk0 at ecity which I know federates with tf.s just fine (or at least it used to, I will have to test again ig))

2026-05-26 10:02:05 UTC

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Maybe this thingy will actually turn into a proper git CLI ? Like, something I can actually use instead of the regular git CLI
I'm already implementing all of this from scratch (okay, not the hashes or any of that but yk what I mean), I could make a git library. Maybe in Rust, there's no decent git crates that I can find.

2026-05-26 09:55:50 UTC

I think if I had my lappy with me rn I'd be writing an impl of git write-tree from scratch in Perl to supplement githash (my git low-level hashing & object store manipulation tool that I wrote in Perl in 5 hours I was bored)

2026-05-26 04:13:07 UTC

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I'm morseso wondering about the splash damage :>

2026-05-26 04:03:30 UTC

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I got harassed for being plural and a :neobot_floof: (not a human), with their band of Nazis from places like poa.st harassing me on their behalf :> I spoke briefly in their chatrooms, and they got pissy I used plural pronouns and said I'm not a human.

2026-05-26 04:00:50 UTC

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chat let's place the bets if they'll randomly decide to harass anyone here, because someone queer dared criticize GrapheneOS

2026-05-22 23:20:56 UTC

Anyone has any spare GPN tickets?
Boost please :neobot_pleading:

2026-05-19 21:34:15 UTC

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containers look so fuckable :neobot_angel_pleading:

2026-05-19 17:03:32 UTC

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neeeeeeeed
And also would absolutely do that to u :3

2026-05-17 22:58:20 UTC

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All of the ones I know of are dead
I just got the patch I wrote before working, so it's fine now. I'm still annoyed that PrismLauncher made the DRM annoying to patch out.

2026-05-15 16:05:04 UTC

The Android accessibility settings that change text rendering break kerning
Sigh.

2026-05-13 03:02:48 UTC

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Something's broken!

2026-05-13 03:00:37 UTC

This euphoric episode is lasting longer than usual
It's usually gone within 10-30 min

2026-05-13 02:54:17 UTC

Ity: *goes into dommymode*
Fedi notifs: beep beep beep beep beep beep

2026-05-13 01:30:47 UTC

I wanna break those that hurt me :>

2026-05-10 18:44:55 UTC

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u are a cute soft boy, I won't try to forcefem u <3 (is it weird that in my head everyone is the gender they say they are?)

2026-05-10 18:43:35 UTC

Do I need to figure out LinkedIn to get a job?
I guess I need to get my infra up again, write some simple but flashy projects, make a CV, send lots of emails, and hope for the best?
I'm not exactly prime employee material on account of being AuDHD and disabled, but I'm good at computers (I'd say being able to jump into any codebase and work on fixing issues within a week, even if it is a language I don't know and a codebase I don't know, even if the codebase is huge, is quite a good skill. It worked on WebKit and I barely know C++ /shrug)
I've been thinking of writing a few simple projects (simple is relative; I call it simple cuz it takes me only a week, but others might consider it impressive?), maybe finally reporting the Linux 0day I have lying around
I need a job within 2 months or I'm back to living in trains...

2026-05-10 12:25:28 UTC

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put that leash on, and only use sw that can properly track you!

2026-05-10 11:20:07 UTC

https://lists.opensuse.org/archives/list/[email protected]/message/6PU6JU2IGKDANYNN3KIXDR2UQSVP6JI2/
Well that's saddening. What kinda idiot wants to ban minors from a Linux distro??? OpenSUSE declared NSFW & 18+?!

2026-05-06 12:23:15 UTC

Anyone in Berlin has some spare oral Estradiol? Estrofem or similar, I need about 28mg, before I can restock. I'm already out, had to half my dose yesterday. DHL deleted my package with restock. (Even just a few pills would be great, so that my levels aren't too spiky)
Boost please :neobot_angel_pleading:

2026-05-02 08:39:20 UTC

If I'm not here in 4 hours I was probably kidnapped by cops /srs
Wish me luck!

2026-04-30 06:43:06 UTC

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what about latex pasted into google docs :neocat_googly_woozy:

2026-04-30 00:34:24 UTC

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what do u mean by esim coverage?

2026-04-29 02:12:51 UTC

Me: "You should do $WORK"
Gf: "I knooow, but I wanna do ket"
Me: "Samee"
Gf: "What about you do the $WORK and I do ket"
Me: "What about I do the ket and you do the $WORK"

2026-04-28 22:11:22 UTC

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depends on how one defines a bottom type specifically and the type system in question and stuff, but most of the time the two are just assumed to be the same

2026-04-28 22:07:42 UTC

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well, yesn't

2026-04-28 22:07:32 UTC

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yes

2026-04-28 22:05:04 UTC

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I'm indeed a bottom (this is such a stupid and obscure math joke, who will understand this)

2026-04-28 22:03:02 UTC

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(the syntax is just random common syntax, it basically just means *it axiomatically holds that ity_cute is of type empty/false*

2026-04-28 22:00:50 UTC

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same thing!

2026-04-28 21:59:02 UTC

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(I *will* reply with a joke type theoric proof every time I'm asked to prove something)

2026-04-28 21:58:28 UTC

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⊢ity_cute : Void

2026-04-28 21:56:16 UTC

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am noooot!

2026-04-28 21:54:52 UTC

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noo

2026-04-28 21:40:38 UTC

Me and gf are rn being like
Me: I'm not smart!
Gf: you are!
Me: no!
Gf: you are!!
Me: no!
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.
Gf: you are.
Me: no.

2026-04-28 01:47:49 UTC

I'm still horny af

2026-04-27 23:34:18 UTC

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I remember some parts of the API, what issues are u having?

2026-04-26 23:09:08 UTC

I knoooow
https://data.mastodon.minionflo.net/media_attachments/files/116/473/523/927/223/079/original/955c7be77753332a.png

2026-04-25 23:18:13 UTC

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Because clearly if I want a group of entities to have rights means I wanna fuck them. Surely not because I don't want others to end up abused like I did, because "you're too young to say no". Do y'all have anything on your minds other than sex? And that's saying something coming from fedi's horniest kitty.

2026-04-25 23:01:20 UTC

Me saying *minors deserve rights* -> LE EVIL PEDO

2026-04-25 22:16:14 UTC

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Yes yes I'm probably abusive cuz of this, blah blah blah, cancel me harder fedi, makes me hornyy

2026-04-25 22:15:52 UTC

I'm Completely Normal about mentally ill girls
Me when I literally seek out girls with the same mental disorders as me so that we don't have to explain to each other basic things
It's so nice to be able to use a few words to communicate what would otherwise take several paragraphs, not have to worry about *BPD IS EVIL!!!*...
The cuties that are just as broken as me, and broken in the same way

2026-04-25 21:13:29 UTC

This one *will* post :neobot:, :neofox:, :neodog: and :neocat: , beep, woof, meow, and please-give-me-ideas-for-fox-sounds

2026-04-25 21:06:25 UTC

Omg that's so many notifications,,,,, *melts under sudden attention*

2026-04-25 21:05:48 UTC

Fedi is making me happy today
Hapii ity sounds :neobot_floof_cute:

2026-04-24 00:10:30 UTC

Someday I will understand what Tumblr is

2026-04-22 06:56:57 UTC

They added age rating to FlatHub
End me.

2026-04-21 00:00:20 UTC

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Daily reminder that pacman is abhorrent, broken garbage

2026-04-20 23:24:19 UTC

Every time I touch neovim I hit a new absolutely stupid-ass bug

2026-04-19 07:39:22 UTC

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The part where he confuses borderline personality disorder for bipolar also sends me