Schlaus Kwab

Happy 1. May
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/ea9ad098099bd3ed753380e51f86c31a787f0f2af442d25accec4d611a3ff330.jpg

2026-05-01 11:39:01 CEST

What exactly are they deciding in terms of Bitcoin and how is it relevant to bitcoiners?
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2026-04-29 14:55:35 CEST

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Yes, and also the 'connector' from Claude.

2026-04-29 14:11:28 CEST

Claude + Blender is incredible. It just one shotted a fully parametric staircase with perfect defaults that just works. And before it was a fully rigged fbx of a jeep with turning wheels and steering. Then fully wired up demo in a web app.
I need to meditate for some time about what I could do with it.
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/3f57612a907db8346ad6b519f0f8d3c5c16baf8fbed4c243b660394fcaf586c1.jpg https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/a195f3c1dda7568dfcfce323e9e45aff0a59733c46c4752cc609b14d57237cf2.jpg

2026-04-28 07:11:41 CEST

Based
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/a978e14874b3b9f59d734cb195befff01f670ee86ea4bd41e9e25b6ee1e70a80.jpg

2026-04-27 06:41:56 CEST

GM
Found a nostrich in the wild fighting against windmills on HN 😭
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/0e3a3afeaab0892679ee9249bec6bed2d141991bdf52c0dd8637288bc7c9208d.png

2026-04-26 18:13:51 CEST

https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/f35f4bb269b0f46097fad40e85a3d4d75007a99c19f252d4f274e14886d3f51d.jpg

2026-04-26 11:07:50 CEST

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Not happening. Get a proper phone.

2026-04-26 11:00:04 CEST

📻 Visit https://wavefunc.live/ and enjoy some good old internet radio.
@nprofile…lua6 got a facelift and a big update ✨ including apps for all desktop platforms and android 📱💻. Get them at https://wavefunc.live/apps because radio does deserve not to be drowned in 45 pinned tabs! The apk is also available via @nprofile…kjtv⚡
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/c048c9bfcad41673bb3119138b164bf0667039535bde1e3d9e6bb8d351f3c6db.jpg
- 🗄️ better and more complete station database on the relay
- 🎨 total visual overhaul
- 🔍 reliable & intuitive nip-50 search and complete station index
- 🍎 migration from NDK to applesauce and better overall performance
- 🌟 more curated "featured collections"
- 🎶 more reliable "now playing" @nprofile…7pvt for streams
- ❤️ "now playing" songs can be favorited with rich metadata and persisted
- 🔒 intelligent handling of old "http" streaming sources
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/74cb7532bc428533600c7eb9fe7846f34b92b58684cf7478d51f7da6d3c9974c.jpg
🎉 Im also happy to report that the radio NIP has been adopted by another client: https://nostr.blue/radio
📡 If you are interested in internet radio on #nostr then feel free to chime in and/or shill the NIP: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1975
🛠️ Source: https://github.com/zeSchlausKwab/wavefunc

2026-04-25 10:34:28 CEST

Nostalgic imagination of a time that never exited VS. Fake image formed by algorithm selection
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2026-04-21 10:29:20 CEST

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2026-04-21 09:35:19 CEST

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"North Korean hackers" is the new codeword for rug pull or dev self hack.

2026-04-21 08:50:41 CEST

French and Italian national Teams but without the immigrants.
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2026-04-20 06:55:44 CEST

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My favorite thing about it is that it does bullshitless monorepo.

2026-04-19 05:11:58 CEST

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Vibe coding in a yurt? Looks comfy.

2026-04-18 12:32:03 CEST

We should do more interest based community calls where we draw cool curves and formulas and shit. This is how they imagined the internet.
#nevent1q…ad45

2026-04-16 20:10:16 CEST

https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/c557f25968e7710663636ef8948654543e2be91f71e1dde5ec8e89cdf2c5952d.jpg

2026-04-16 15:19:58 CEST

Behördenqualität 💪
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2026-04-16 11:31:21 CEST

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You forgot the "give the state the rights and means to censor, regulate and approve all models and access to them" part, sir...

2026-04-16 11:03:50 CEST

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This will keep happening as long as boomers keep falling for it.

2026-04-14 09:37:39 CEST

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The first one is really good. I have an old edition.

2026-04-13 17:39:16 CEST

The EU is the prison of Nations.
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2026-04-11 13:37:00 CEST

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Once it worked, yes. 😀

2026-04-10 10:52:43 CEST

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No one writes code by hand anymore. It's over. I forgot how to program a year ago. I had vibe shame at first but it went away eventually.

2026-04-10 10:48:37 CEST

GM
It just started snowing.
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/ae1e9bb984dc52a1e0170d633c5057b20f8040fff4435f762418e8b381055970.gif

2026-04-10 06:00:43 CEST

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It was never meant for real coding. The really useful thing about it is that it smart and fast enough to write and execute small js snippets within a chat and also call tools reliably. Connect this with nostr-scrolls and contextvms and you get something really powerful.

2026-04-09 17:29:31 CEST

The IRGC lacks a proper identity solution. Someone needs to onboard them on nostr
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2026-04-09 17:11:56 CEST

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This looks fun.

2026-04-09 17:09:20 CEST

This is what's currently possible in terms of payment on #nostr
Looking at this map it's almost satirical. This is what we confront normies with but I swear I will implement everything single point just for fun.
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/014bd9e1c139d561639ef8972b2e17e8f9ff2e506e274535db4ab203c08efa2e.jpg

2026-04-09 06:02:53 CEST

Yeah, it's either this or we get used to it and our prompt habits change. My prompt habits definitely change with model advancement.
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2026-04-08 16:31:58 CEST

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The birth of the petro-bitcoin.

2026-04-08 16:10:14 CEST

Extremely based.
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/5c95098c924323cdc24ea9689850c4967f41093c18e07329ed479364e732dc03.webm
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2026-04-05 07:38:14 CEST

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You are absolutely right.

2026-04-04 21:36:49 CEST

The words we always get: "You are absolutely right."
The words we sometimes need: "You are absolutely wrong."

2026-04-04 21:22:57 CEST

Schizo level: exemplary
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2026-04-04 10:50:06 CEST

Found this randomly while debugging. Never change #nostr
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2026-04-03 22:09:56 CEST

Germany just checked one of my four "time to leave" red flags. If your GDP optimizer enacts one of them, get a plane ticket:
🚩 Citizens need permission to leave the country
🚩 Unrealized capital gains tax
🚩 Internet passports
🚩 Mandatory CBDCs and/or digital IDs
#nevent1q…y8sw

2026-04-03 11:55:58 CEST

RRRRIPPED....
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2026-04-02 14:29:28 CEST

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Reached max dosage some time ago.

2026-04-02 13:06:35 CEST

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2026-03-31 20:57:50 CEST

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Caveats:
- rural populations are, if anything, undercounted. There has been a study for this recently.
- "population growths" in the post war era were driven by censuses. In other words this is wehre they started counting and they didn't know how many they had before.
- rural, uneducated populans tend to reproduce more not less in hash times. Examples: Palestine, Syria

2026-03-30 15:35:09 CEST

America is one big satanic pedo ritual.
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2026-03-30 15:26:40 CEST

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Sorry, but real patricians have actual bio clankers at their behest.

2026-03-28 10:37:58 CET

GM
The next Oscar belongs China 🇨🇳
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/b1a32d42ebb61b115b22c8fe789f82ebf0ff332bec885b802dc624192d9af723.mp4

2026-03-27 16:33:23 CET

When the Meaowatollah found martyrdom. 😭
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2026-03-27 07:10:39 CET

GM
Folks, these studies are made by retards. Software engineering was never about the typing but about making complexity disappear. Think yourself back to 2022 and tell me how much time of your productive day you spent with typing/syntax.
And now in a world that is getting more digitalized, complex and abstract, autists who are good with computers and tech are suddenly supposed to become unemployed?
The framework these studies are built on ignore second order effects and assume stagnant software quality and scope.
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/eecaba1533893a2b8d4850bd3b6d188e9cd9b4d7557c94f4eb867ac5ca2f3cbc.png

2026-03-26 20:04:49 CET

Don't get me wrong but this fitting very well for reddit.
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2026-03-26 13:09:56 CET

@nprofile…dgdk consider having another look at https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1975
Changes are in and already implemented in https://github.com/zeSchlausKwab/wavefunc

2026-03-26 09:47:31 CET

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2026-03-24 16:56:59 CET

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Can't wait to play with it. Small tip: make the nostrconnect qr codes clickable for mobile user convenience.

2026-03-23 09:01:29 CET

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Damn, I loved hacking with processing.

2026-03-22 18:15:47 CET

https://image.nostr.build/caa2a4274ed8770084feac1c61639a5f1b6ddec03c55dd288cf8c399e3bd29e4.jpg

2026-03-20 18:40:57 CET

Big and real issue.
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2026-03-20 18:35:48 CET

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Ausschließlich Frauen mit XX Chromosomen? Für deutsche Verhältnisse eigentlich überraschend Konservativ.

2026-03-20 15:15:48 CET

Google stitch is very good!

2026-03-19 19:38:16 CET

And they were right about them magnets too...
https://image.nostr.build/7df664e544cffd754eb56a2e84f4921e0c2102f8da93ffef038a715b4dbeeb58.jpg

2026-03-19 09:52:02 CET

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Very cool. Will try asap.

2026-03-17 11:19:55 CET

Stress testing earthly.city a little bit.
https://image.nostr.build/a5a908673101efd8d82f5b5d9a6ebed5d0bb2cb029d882c8d60b838fc9c80c01.jpg
This one came out well:
https://www.earthly.city/context/naddr1qvzqqqyj3cpzqmhhw7nckfq9ltttfke2vxg3v3q3ywcreu2gdzqgg2qdk92rnkkyqq98xetp943kzcnvv4esrkfqge

2026-03-17 09:45:32 CET

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2026-03-15 17:34:32 CET

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2026-03-15 17:18:15 CET

Nation-state political libertarians, conveniently, tend to forget about the empire part.
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2026-03-15 17:15:12 CET

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You know thinking about it it would probably it's own kind because some poems are about formatting.

2026-03-15 17:07:34 CET

Prediction: When orange Yeltsin looses the midterms they will get him and his family for their shitcoin rugs or something related to them.

2026-03-15 17:01:39 CET

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Kind 1

2026-03-15 16:56:25 CET

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That's our burden.

2026-03-15 16:54:22 CET

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So like any centralized service with a little more control and sovereignty.

2026-03-15 08:58:41 CET

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They're not people.

2026-03-14 20:31:27 CET

Welp...
https://image.nostr.build/81776ee77ff7d531287cc806caef966bbcf662aea6dfa86c2e07260c542b597d.jpg

2026-03-14 10:20:50 CET

Even better for UI/UX auditing: CharGPT Atlas
- you can see what it's doing
- transparent
- smart enough to use nostr to login
- aware that it's in a dev environment
- aware of iterations
#nevent1q…stu9

2026-03-14 07:56:12 CET

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Wtf
https://image.nostr.build/1bf4d2959d24a434cf28bb52c8824ea55b29ca5061f72a1d38ddf526138a99e2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7e09a8b2a7ea42cf5548a009c15196e22cf376f5fddc1ec1faa18aee0fc42971.jpg

2026-03-14 07:49:34 CET

I have to careful. I don't want Haiku to nut in my browser.
https://image.nostr.build/a8ba3fa4a926ed8486cf39bb5ac2fb008da4e01945e389b1e1312ab6740257bb.png

2026-03-14 07:18:31 CET

GM
I just discovered the Claude browser extension. Perfect for doing UI/UX assessments and finding bugs and so on. You can prompt it to pretend to be dumbest possible user.

2026-03-13 18:53:06 CET

https://image.nostr.build/176456b618225ecaca021f8a48c2e42b341c81cbd79a4d6ee658ccfb5bf1daf9.jpg

2026-03-13 06:24:40 CET

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earthly.city shipped a map-aware chat just a few days before

2026-03-12 09:57:23 CET

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Gm 🌅

2026-03-12 06:10:38 CET

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Bitcoin and AI go hand in hand. Pay attention to what's happening with autonomous agents. There is no way they are going to run on permissioned shitcoines or fiat.

2026-03-12 06:03:21 CET

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Let's not overdramatize.

2026-03-11 20:14:34 CET

Context reduction is much needed 🤣🤣🤣
https://image.nostr.build/84d6aa1dbe08eabf88f097c57493e2bf2a6704c9b60484cbcd124b49406969a4.png
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2026-03-11 19:53:41 CET

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I totally forgot about the other vms. I need to play around with the Wolfram thing.

2026-03-11 19:46:38 CET

Beautiful example of composability. Magic!
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2026-03-11 10:55:04 CET

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2026-03-11 07:05:48 CET

GM
Blessed to be dumb enough to not fall into AI psychosis. 🙏
https://image.nostr.build/f9fa5451f358e890d596b9208dadbfe90560a78f429f0ba0e8f29ca314fa293c.jpg

2026-03-10 16:20:01 CET

Does AI belong into collaborative mapping apps? Experts say yes! 🤖🗺️
earthly.city now comes with a built-in, map aware chat, connected to a wide array of useful tools, and MCPs.
The #earthly drawing engine exposes its functions to the chat so that an AI can make manipulations on the map editor. ✏️🌍 In addition it has access to some sophisticated remote @nprofile…g2s8 like routing, OSM queries and more. 🔌📡
The earthly chat supports:
- 🦙 local LLMs on ollama and LMStudio
- 🔗 custom OpenAI endpoints
- 🤖 and @nprofile…20wp (wonky, will be improved 🚧)
Check out the demos below:
"What ports are affected by the closure of the strait of hormuz?"
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/3acc1514311650bcb1ce9415217037c9483a1323556ef04936bd965c772e8c8b.webm
"I want to navigate from point A to point B but i feel like feeding ducks🦆!"
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/2b906085c8ac7aa9cbda6f7e8cf0219d4d4178e3f8eba4ad47e2c26956fc0867.webm
"Is my city Antichrist ready?"
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/ebcd8b37d34cb6a02ca8631cc9146fd6a1709dc43382bc18cb0dcb1401a88e8a.webm
"I hand to draw on #earthly but i'm super lazy."
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/6b8ea4b85d4efc42106a52eba6146408c5bb26005a420606620f0eefc477f359.webm
"Get me some basic information about whats on my map."
https://npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf.blossom.band/e0ae16bbf2129207292da30ceac969b2b9efda38f35072b9f62931425faa42c7.webm
#earthlycity #blog

2026-03-10 14:38:54 CET

My clanker came up with a good one liner for earthly.city - I'm tempted to prompt a song with it.
"Datasets carry geometry. Contexts organize and validate it. Comments discuss it. Proposals change it."
https://image.nostr.build/1c120e1b16a15d4067377a5bbb4cdc6a367c83d685bbd839c306bca80f527a52.jpg

2026-03-09 14:44:21 CET

Gas rations and collectivization soon. 🤣🤣🤣
https://image.nostr.build/9f6ce396e7192c3691ef06f460c69b1df1cc7ae17c29d20b0f60d92f17bb6ac5.jpg

2026-03-09 14:31:06 CET

Niiiicee 🌽
https://image.nostr.build/507f89554be0a8fe0e3a3b6b28a3e8f0b3f5843ef03787fa68432c5acf6e8832.png

2026-03-09 09:20:34 CET

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Very nice.

2026-03-07 13:20:10 CET

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Or how many presidents there will be.

2026-03-07 12:10:43 CET

What's that Kissinger quote again...?
People have no idea how much money this will cost the gulf states. More than 20 years of work and billions of dollars in marketing and image making down the toilet.
#nevent1q…axg6

2026-03-07 12:06:49 CET

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Yeah, because you could probably just ask about historical data.

2026-03-07 06:25:01 CET

1 #Bitcoin or 100 hours of inference from a SOTA model from 2030?

2026-03-06 12:07:25 CET

What are the cool kids using to have their AIs to have access to search_web tools? Self hosted without API keys. Is searx viable? Also, is playwright a good way to do web_fetch? Is there something better in terms of token economics? #asknostr

2026-03-06 09:46:26 CET

https://image.nostr.build/d648c4889442fa1edac2224734f241a5854010326756a921ef32ad2741c20e7f.jpg

2026-03-06 05:35:20 CET

Not touching this shit without a floppy drive.
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2026-03-05 20:29:15 CET

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2026-03-04 19:33:51 CET

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You are absolutely right. Yet I disagree.

2026-03-03 18:12:53 CET

Americans can be proud to have such a tech savvy president.
https://image.nostr.build/af819650a34aaa4e873fd6f4a80a58bd60ac2eb5a09bc93ba2ce5d71f1e23133.jpg

2026-03-02 12:20:12 CET

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