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2026-05-12 11:40:39 CEST

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that was back in the day. Nowadays they're more, like, "I'll move to the woods and live off of blogging, coding and whatnot" so the interwebz is kinda important ;)

2026-05-12 11:20:41 CEST

Living in the woods is awesome, but it does have one significant drawback that you'll never comprehend till you find out that you need 3 mesh nodes to get WiFi 60 meters across your property.
Just a heads-up for anyone thinking about going rural ;)

2026-05-07 20:59:31 CEST

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I wanted to reply with a photo of an actual scorpion on an actual hand, but Bob doesn't seem like he feels like posing... Ya know. Also, full disclosure: Bob's actually a female, but since it's a scorpion.... Ya know, nobody buves a shit 🤣

2026-05-07 18:33:05 CEST

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screw that! I'm allergic to cats 😜🤣

2026-05-07 18:01:50 CEST

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well, I used to think it didn't happen, but then when I was 17-ish I started dating a chick with a grandma that had a serial number tattooed on her right forearm and she did have a ton of stories to tell, so there's that. She wasn't a Jew though, so there's that.

2026-05-07 17:23:50 CEST

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just put them on Auschwitz™. The shit definitely works!

2026-05-05 11:08:55 CEST

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what plan? He doesn't have a plan. All he does is yapping, making empty threats and and hoping for the best. And the sad part is that Trump actually does hold all the cards - he absolutely has the means to force Iran into unconditional surrender within days. He just doesn't have the balls to use the stick that he has

2026-05-05 11:00:24 CEST

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yeah, man, this is so embarrassing. I mean, fuckin' backwards desert shithole like fuckin' Iran making the US a laughing stock.... Man, if I was the big red button operator on the US side, them goatfuckers would already have a glassed over glowing village somewhere and a clear message that more shit will glow every single day they don't capitulate. I mean, c'mon! You go to war you gotta have the stomach for that

2026-05-04 08:04:34 CEST

<<Utah first state to hold websites liable for users who mask their location with VPNs — law goes into effect, designed to prevent bypassing age checks>>
Them Mormons are trying to join the EU or something? 🤔
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/vpn/utah-becomes-first-us-state-to-target-vpn-use-with-age-verification-law

2026-05-04 07:38:18 CEST

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cool. Get yourself one of them webcam eyepiece thingies and post some pics ;)

2026-05-04 07:33:14 CEST

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what kind of scope you have?

2026-04-24 13:48:17 CEST

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obviously it's not working. I mean, it might be TECHNICALLY functional, but what will you listen on the bands it's tuned to? Other than static, that is 🤣

2026-04-24 11:02:35 CEST

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they might well be real - I actually don't really doubt that. But then again, he hardly saved them. Hanging is probably better than sitting in fuckin' Iranian prison, so there's that

2026-04-16 15:41:23 CEST

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no sweat. I hear they have real good return policy and service. Not to even mention that in the EU you can return anything within 14 days, no questions asked. That's just the law ;)

2026-04-16 15:39:47 CEST

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noice setup! But if I can make a suggestion, if you can go back and alter your order, split your RAM into two banks (slots) you know, instead of having 32 gb in one slot, have them install you 16 gb sticks in both slots. This way you get the same amount of ram, but with twice the access speed ;)

2026-04-16 15:09:31 CEST

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it's ok to say kike-ism around here. Just saying 🤣

2026-04-16 14:57:08 CEST

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which one did you grab?

2026-04-16 13:04:30 CEST

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oh yeah. And also, only communists should be allowed to talk about communism and only capitalists should be allowed to talk about capitalism.
I just hope you don't intend to argue the superiority of national socialism at this point, because that'd be just laughable ;)

2026-04-16 09:51:39 CEST

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central Italy - right next to Rome

2026-04-16 09:43:32 CEST

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personally, non whatsoever. But my neighbor keeps coming back to them, and he says they're great.

2026-04-16 09:22:29 CEST

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take a look at this Dutch company. They're solid and they'll even ship you the computer with Linux preinstalled if you want
https://www.skikk.eu

2026-04-16 07:56:12 CEST

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yeah, man, blank slate and all. Just like the dark ages. After all, it was so long ago that nobody alive even remembers, nobody to compensate, nobody to be held responsible or anything like that 🤦‍♂️

2026-04-11 14:36:05 CEST

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that being said though, if I was in charge of Spain, I'd absolutely go the other way. The way I see it, them Iranian mullahs need to be put in their place, so there's that. I just don't agree with Trump's approach and his retarded rethorics, ya know.

2026-04-11 14:29:19 CEST

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yeah, I suppose you're right. But since it's Saturday and I'm sitting at a bar sipping n-th beer, I sort of feel like yapping. My most since apologies lol

2026-04-10 12:52:40 CEST

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where were all those types of bitches when I was 15?! That's so effin' unfair lol

2026-04-01 21:30:00 CEST

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hmmmmm.....
A black guy - check
A lesbian (I bet) - check
Can't see any blue hair though. Progress? 🤔🤣
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2026-03-24 09:47:21 CET

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to preserve your rights you gotta have rights in the first place. Just saying, my man, just saying

2026-03-23 13:33:44 CET

Hey if the US military pretty much obliterated the Iranian authorities and all, you know, as Trump keeps claiming, whom exactly is the witkoff guy negotiating with over there? Seriously. I'm confused here

2026-03-19 21:52:10 CET

What do you guys think about the fire on USS Gerald R Ford?

2025-11-15 12:36:36 CET

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yeah, I find Berlin kinda yucky too. But smaller cities and towns in Germany are pretty cool. Gotta bring your own friends tho, because the locals have no sense of humor whatsoever, which makes drinking pretty miserable experience

2025-11-10 12:32:28 CET

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imagine having a wife looking more manly than yourself, like this guy does. That shit gotta cause issues!

2025-10-19 12:43:17 CEST

Don't you just love them "national socialists" who literally preach how brilliant the people who decided to invade Russia in the middle of fuckin' winter were?
Jesus H Christ where do they even make those types?

2025-10-06 16:10:49 CEST

Guess what I'm working on. I dare ya!
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2025-09-27 12:29:01 CEST

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I hope you're right, but you can't tell me that things aren't moving in that direction

2025-09-18 12:37:45 CEST

<<Macrons to offer 'scientific evidence' to US court to prove Brigitte is a woman, lawyer says>>
He'll send over their homemade porn collection fosho. Also, holy shit they're still at it?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg3llj5nxdo

2025-07-12 12:39:48 CEST

Anyone here speaks Nazi? Will this thing make plywood waterproof?
That's the only latex paint like thing I can find at a reasonable price, ya know... ;)
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2025-03-07 18:24:20 CET

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I'm thinking they might be overdoing it. When you think about it, Poland managed to recruit 3rd largest army in NATO specifically because draft was scrapped and people started seeing army as a job that's worth taking instead of seeing it as necessary evil, and that perception will definitely change when they'll start grabbing 18 year olds against their will.

2025-03-07 13:26:55 CET

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kinda, yeah. Her's a quick intro if you're interested: https://youtu.be/oZTdT8MQexk

2025-03-07 13:09:25 CET

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kinda like chess, only way more complex even though the rules are technically simpler ;)
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2025-03-07 13:04:45 CET

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2025-03-07 12:42:02 CET

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will he wear a new tracksuit tho? That's what everyone wants to know!

2025-03-07 12:24:07 CET

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yeah, but they don't fuckin' have to do that right away. Or should I say, they didn't have to before they started waging war on Trump. He'd be perfectly happy if Europe was to just contract a bunch of extra arms from the US. The man's all about American business for crying out loud

2025-03-07 12:14:11 CET

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yeah, but what if Elon steals your grandma's social security check? 😉😂

2025-03-07 12:06:47 CET

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you know, I honestly don't get it. The only real issue Trump has with Europe is the military spending, and rightfully so, and Europe actually has surplus of fuckin' money that the Brussels keep finding under the carpet. They just gotta spend it on defense and everyone would be happy. But nah. Can't do that, cus reasons.

2025-03-07 12:01:34 CET

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somebody might want to tell Europe that we're playing 3d chess now, not 1.5d checkers, because it's just embarrassing how them EU goonberment idiots approach it.

2025-03-07 11:07:48 CET

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pretty much the same deal when you land in the Philippines. Guess them 3rd world countries know darn well that no one will go there to steal local thirdeorldy jobs, so they just don't give a shit.

2025-03-07 08:18:46 CET

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I'm a bit surprised that the Amish send their kids to public schools in the first place 🤔

2025-03-06 21:09:59 CET

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and yet no "free candy" artwork

2025-02-14 12:32:36 CET

Ze wife said I'm too old for that valentine's day gifts shit, but check this out! I got something after all!
Also, sorry for shitty light. I'm no photogramophoner
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2025-02-11 12:23:18 CET

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fuck yeah he should have a museum exhibit. Permanently!
Gibbet the fucker in the death valley or somewhere else where he'll dry out nicely, once he's nice and mummified move him to the Smithsonian national museum and let him hang there till kingdom come so the future generations don't forget what happens when you go Fauci on the world!

2025-02-04 12:54:12 CET

Mimosa in full bloom. February 4... 🤔🤔🤔
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2025-02-01 19:55:31 CET

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a pro tip: don't buy bags for the sealer. Go for them rolls of sleeve with whatever width you want. You'll save a ton in the long run and you'll have bags the size you want, not what happened to be in the box ;)
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2025-02-01 19:47:46 CET

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print out some nice labels, stick them on bags, vacuum seal the stuff and there you have it. Look ok, it's cheap, it works... What more do you need there? ;)
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2025-01-20 13:07:18 CET

Wife just came back from a shopping quest and she brought me this! Isn't she the fuckin' best? I mean, not to brag or anything, but as far as the wife spending your money go.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2025-01-11 17:54:19 CET

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dude, I assure you that while just like any kind of communism if had no chance of working in the long run, obviously, it was still better than in many parts of the US nowadays.
At least you didn't have to worry that some sand nigger will stab you or that you'll get mugged the moment you leave your house after sunset.
Gotta be kinda fair here, man

2025-01-11 17:49:51 CET

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not all of it, of course. Central/Eastern European brand of communism had some bright sides, you see. You had free decent healthcare, if you wanted to work you were employed and the cops were really going after pedos. You know, to name a few 😉

2025-01-11 17:43:18 CET

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I grew up in Poland right before the communism went the way of the dodos. I was too young to remember how it was to really deal with this shit, but I've heard plenty of stories and what I hear about how California's being governed nowadays seems awfuly familiar. Just saying

2025-01-11 17:32:47 CET

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I can get you started ;)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergillus_oryzae

2025-01-11 17:24:22 CET

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them Japs use a kind of fungus to break down starch instead of malting grain. You know, just like they make sake out of rice. Apparently it makes a ton of difference

2025-01-10 22:34:07 CET

Pray for California my ass! California is way beyond that. It needs exorcism!

2024-12-14 20:36:21 CET

First step: sliced bananas, water, sugar, lemon juice, lemon zest, a spoon of chestnut tannin, cinnamon and potassium metabpisupfite to kill off whatever shit might be living in those bananas. Oh and a touch of citric acid to bring the pH down to 3.5-ish, because apparently botulism is no fun. Step two in 24 hours ;)
@npub1ntd…p9lw
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2024-12-02 11:26:12 CET

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no. Some are just degenerates

2024-12-01 17:14:59 CET

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which salt tho? There's like a gazillion of salts, you know, and some of them can burn trough your skin like hot knife trough butter. And incidentally those are exactly the salts that react exothermically, which is what you need to make a heater.

2024-12-01 17:10:32 CET

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I'd be worried about both. If something can oxidize iron fast enough to generate detectable heat, it can oxidize your flesh too. Seems kinda obvious. And yeah, it's all cool for as long as it's all well sealed, but.... Dunno, man 😉🤣

2024-11-21 11:17:52 CET

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impossibru. Russian gun laws are so strict that all you can get a permit for is a shotgun. Unless of course you're friends with someone in the government, in which case you can have whatever the F you want, but then you sure won't be posting videos about it 😂

2024-11-21 11:08:50 CET

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also, a keyboard with some sort of unholy layout and gay stickers on it

2024-11-21 11:06:43 CET

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smoked fish. It's actually good stuff, and I say it even tho I generally dislike fish

2024-11-12 12:24:42 CET

For anyone who still doesn't get it, here's how "public" healthcare system really works:
My elderly mother has thyroid issues and so, she has her thyroid checked with ultrasound. Pretty standard stuff. But here's the thing: while she's insured and all, when her doctor gives her a paper saying it's time for the exam, she goes to the local hospital to schedule it and they're, like, "sure, but there's a waiting list, you can get an appointment in 18 months".

2024-09-18 18:45:11 CEST

[@eriner_bot](https://noauthority.social/@eriner_bot ) how do you mossad-proof your pager?

2024-09-02 21:47:57 CEST

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they should only be allowed to speak as indigenous people if they live in tips, chop wood with flint axes and go to a shaman instead of a hospital when they break a leg or something. Just saying.

2024-08-28 20:03:58 CEST

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that will only work if we'll learn to speak Arabic tho. I'm not sure that shithole island is worth the effort

2024-08-25 18:59:04 CEST

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well yeah, if you have the one with actuators so there's a piece of pipe you can clamp to mast or something. That's exactly how my "dish" is mounted. Regular 2 bucks antenna clamps work just fine (see photo). But the new ones don't have that. They only come with a kick stand
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2024-08-25 14:54:11 CEST

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just one word of warning: I don't think you can still get those antennas with a pipe, so if you'll be mounting it on the roof, you might want to order whatever pipe/mast adaptor starlink offers. It's all proprietary stuff, so you kinda need to get it from them directly

2024-08-25 14:51:08 CEST

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well, if 50 royal pieces of eight doesn't seem much to you, plus the initial hardware cost, whatever it is in the UK, I'd say get it. It's surprisingly good broadband, for what it is. Unless, of course, you can get direct fiber connection, because that will always be better ;)

2024-08-21 21:35:11 CEST

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meanwhile in the parking lot. Abortion, vasectomy, you name it!
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2024-08-19 21:06:24 CEST

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I bet ya the Romans were, like, fuck this place, we're not staying here cus the weather suck ass and the locals can't cook for shit, but let's make up a bunch of roads so in 2000 years or so those heathens can't build anything. That will show them who's the boss! 😂

2024-08-16 14:13:22 CEST

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probably. But why would you reward that kind of behavior? 🤔

2024-07-04 11:47:30 CEST

Does that look to you guys like US layout? Figured I'll ask you experts to make sure before I'll start raising hell, just in case I'm suffering from heat stroke, or something.
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2024-06-28 14:40:29 CEST

No joke thread. Seriously.
I need a replacement dog. Gotta be too big for the wife to keep it in the bed at night, but it can't be a husky or anything along those lines, because it's kinda too hot for those to live outside here in Italy. Suggestions?

2024-06-28 11:17:04 CEST

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I just hope this crow doesn't make my ass look fat

2024-06-28 10:59:14 CEST

Adopt a crow, they said. It will be fun, they said...
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2024-05-26 20:47:51 CEST

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yeah, pretty much. You come up with a random string of hex values (0 to F) and you install it in all the radios that you want to understand each other.
Those particular ones can store 8 real keys and 16 shitty ones.
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2024-05-26 20:35:55 CEST

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not with those. The keys are never transmitted over the air. You need to program them over a cable. And it make sense

2024-05-26 16:53:21 CEST

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you can look at it either way, I suppose. But the way i see it, in a situation when you actually need encrypted comms and your buddie's walkie talkie is lost or stolen with your encryption key in it, you probably want an option to turn it into a brick if you can't immediately reprogram every single radio you might want to talk to ;)

2024-05-26 11:57:39 CEST

My impressions of the Boof-Wong dm-1701 after fiddling with the CPS for the better part of the night and playing with the radio itself since this morning: not bad at all.
Digital mode works as expected, remote monitor works fine, radio can be disabled remotely, text messaging works... Nothing bad to say about it, really. Well, maybe with the exception of squelch. It only has two settings: normal and tight. Would be cool to have a bunch of levels, but other than that...Hey, 40-ish bucks DMR 😂
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