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Here we go again. They just won't fuckin' sit in the nest
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2026-05-12 09:40:39 UTC

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that was back in the day. Nowadays they're more, like, "I'll move to the woods and live off of blogging, coding and whatnot" so the interwebz is kinda important ;)

2026-05-12 09:20:41 UTC

Living in the woods is awesome, but it does have one significant drawback that you'll never comprehend till you find out that you need 3 mesh nodes to get WiFi 60 meters across your property.
Just a heads-up for anyone thinking about going rural ;)

2026-05-08 19:01:43 UTC

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2026-05-07 18:59:31 UTC

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I wanted to reply with a photo of an actual scorpion on an actual hand, but Bob doesn't seem like he feels like posing... Ya know. Also, full disclosure: Bob's actually a female, but since it's a scorpion.... Ya know, nobody buves a shit 🤣

2026-05-07 16:39:44 UTC

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I believe in you! 😉😉😉😉

2026-05-07 16:33:05 UTC

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screw that! I'm allergic to cats 😜🤣

2026-05-07 16:31:45 UTC

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well, from what my ex's grandmother told me there were more gypsies than jews in the camp, but I suppose she didn't have an insight into the inmate population - she just saw how her work group looked like, so it's not necessarily indicative. But in any case, if you lived East oo France and you had "ideas" back then, a camp was your destination and that was it. Jew or not Jew

2026-05-07 16:06:09 UTC

And so the house Ethernet rewireing begins. May the data odds be always iny favor and all that jazz ;)
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2026-05-07 16:01:50 UTC

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well, I used to think it didn't happen, but then when I was 17-ish I started dating a chick with a grandma that had a serial number tattooed on her right forearm and she did have a ton of stories to tell, so there's that. She wasn't a Jew though, so there's that.

2026-05-07 15:29:16 UTC

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literally been there. It was a part of the curriculum field trip back when I was an elementary student. The place definitely exists and at least some of the shit they say happened, definitely did happen. Now, you can argue the Jewish monopolization of the whole nothing, as I do myself BTW, but to say it didn't happen at all is a pure absurd

2026-05-07 15:23:50 UTC

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just put them on Auschwitz™. The shit definitely works!

2026-05-06 17:42:36 UTC

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Debian. I was never much into Ubuntu.

2026-05-06 17:41:26 UTC

I keep typing `exit`, `sudo exit`, keep hitting, ESC, Ctrl+c, Ctrl+d, but I can't seem to get the fuck out of this time loop thing. Dafuk is going on yo!
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2026-05-05 09:08:55 UTC

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what plan? He doesn't have a plan. All he does is yapping, making empty threats and and hoping for the best. And the sad part is that Trump actually does hold all the cards - he absolutely has the means to force Iran into unconditional surrender within days. He just doesn't have the balls to use the stick that he has

2026-05-05 09:00:24 UTC

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yeah, man, this is so embarrassing. I mean, fuckin' backwards desert shithole like fuckin' Iran making the US a laughing stock.... Man, if I was the big red button operator on the US side, them goatfuckers would already have a glassed over glowing village somewhere and a clear message that more shit will glow every single day they don't capitulate. I mean, c'mon! You go to war you gotta have the stomach for that

2026-05-04 09:55:10 UTC

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if they can afford the gas, of course

2026-05-04 06:04:34 UTC

<<Utah first state to hold websites liable for users who mask their location with VPNs — law goes into effect, designed to prevent bypassing age checks>>
Them Mormons are trying to join the EU or something? 🤔
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/vpn/utah-becomes-first-us-state-to-target-vpn-use-with-age-verification-law

2026-05-04 05:38:18 UTC

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cool. Get yourself one of them webcam eyepiece thingies and post some pics ;)

2026-05-04 05:33:14 UTC

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what kind of scope you have?

2026-05-02 09:16:12 UTC

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I love it how that "highly trained" security guy, probably secret service, managed to miss the suspect at a point blank range. Takes some real specialist to accomplish that

2026-05-01 16:29:36 UTC

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the US is releasing strategic reserves. At the rate it is going now the reserves should last over 6 months, so no one's really panicking. I guess we'll see when someone tells Trump that emptying the nations gas tank isn't such a great idea, I guess

2026-04-30 17:00:00 UTC

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well, them socialist chicks were always kinda hot - that's why your otherwise intelligent dudes were going with it. Before they went all purple hair and a dick surprise under the skirt, that is 🤣

2026-04-30 16:44:31 UTC

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honestly, burning excess oil isn't something I would put past them heathen pork deniers in Iran. Those goatfuckers are capable of anything, and especially if they can spit out the "trump's causing the global manbearpig" shit while they're at it.
BTW, if you're not familiar with the manbearpig reference, watch more south park 🤣
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig

2026-04-30 13:41:05 UTC

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well, the oil proces will definitely plunge for a bit, which some will love and some will hate, but it will be temporary and I seriously doubt it will reach the COVID-level nonsense when oil prices we're negative, as in, they were literally paying tanker operators to take oil off their hands because otherwise they'd need to cap the wells. Iran only has like two weeks worth of storage for export oil, so there's that ;)

2026-04-30 12:03:34 UTC

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oh they're fantastic. I should have some mature couples in a few weeks, so get ready for scorpion porn, because you know me, I'll be fuckin' filmin' 🤣

2026-04-30 12:00:22 UTC

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what's tv? 🤔🤣

2026-04-30 11:58:48 UTC

Hey people, I need a quick reality check. You see, I always kinda liked Trump and what he was saying during all of his selection campaigns. I don't even disagree with his move on Iran - the way i see it, those fucks had it coming. But lately, he kinda seems erratic to me (not in the good "keep your enemies in the dark" sort of way). Have I lost it or did the man go biden? Note that I'm not an American myself so it all only affects me by proxy, sort of.

2026-04-30 11:42:56 UTC

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From your lips to God's ears. I mean, seriously, I do hope you're right even though I don't see that happening

2026-04-29 10:15:00 UTC

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well, yeah, that is definitely a factor, but then again, they left the OPEC for a reason and it doesn't seem very likely that the Iran situation will be over anytime soon, so there's that

2026-04-29 10:13:21 UTC

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well, it's only limited edition kind of thing and I'd imagine you'll have to request it, but still, yeah, might be a bad time at some borders lol

2026-04-29 10:11:49 UTC

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what are you talking about? I don't even mind. In fact I welcome this development - it's hilarious and hilarious is always awesome! 🤣

2026-04-29 09:34:47 UTC

Back to 100 bucks + per barrel of crude. Guess Trump's sugarcoating the situation isn't working anymore. Still, lasted longer than I expected
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2026-04-29 09:13:07 UTC

<<US will issue commemorative passports with Trump’s picture for America’s 250th birthday>>
I personally find it hilarious, due to my perverted sense of humor, but some might say this is literally outdoing Hitler himself, and they wouldn't be wrong 🤣
https://apnews.com/article/passport-trump-us-250th-birthday-df2f0f96e4fbcee89ae904a65af398f0

2026-04-29 06:49:24 UTC

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you're right. Apparently the guy never came close to the president - the reports say that he was stopped one floor away. Just looked it up a bit better BTW. Till now I was under the impression that he actually had a chance to do some harm. But if that's the case, I don't quite understand what the fuss is all about to begin with 🤔

2026-04-28 10:46:38 UTC

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that's true, obviously. But you gotta admit that the way Trump portrays it is pretty darn laughable. I mean, it's not like there's one single world leader who's not on somebody's list, and yet only Trump cries that he needs a fort Knox - like ballroom, because the lack of one in ye Whitehouse is the whole reason why people are trying to whack him.

2026-04-28 10:24:30 UTC

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that's funny, because according to His Holiness God-Emperor Donal, first of his name, long may he reign, it's all because the white house doesn't have a big beautiful ballroom 😉

2026-04-27 19:34:52 UTC

Damn them rangers are hairy
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2026-04-27 12:01:13 UTC

The civil/crominal law framework of modern "liberal democracies" is fuckin' retarded. I mean, if you gun downy kid and I gun you down right back, and then I'm facing homicide charges for simply doing what a man with a pair of testicles would do, how's that fuckin' justice? Fuck dis shiet!

2026-04-27 10:54:26 UTC

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well, we didn't exactly evolve to live longer than 45-ish. The moment you can't outrun a hyena or whatever hunts primates where you live you're supposed to become something's dinner. Just sayin' 😂

2026-04-26 13:04:44 UTC

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no fuckin' way he just said that! Oh, wait, he actually did... Nevermind lol

2026-04-26 07:42:43 UTC

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just don't forget that the term "antisemitism" is strictly reserved for what the chosen people of Israel dislike, not for having issues with semites in general and you're good lol

2026-04-26 05:46:44 UTC

Damn them t-shirt shops are quick these days lol
https://trendingnowe.com/product/cole-thomas-allen-teacher-of-the-month-shooting-shirt/

2026-04-24 19:26:12 UTC

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tru dat

2026-04-24 19:23:50 UTC

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2026-04-24 17:15:42 UTC

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of corse. It's all bullshit. I mean, what is this? Like for example, every single woman has access to higher education in the US (whether or not they choose to pursue it is a different question), not to even mention that in the US nobody will hang a woman for whatever them authorities call being a slut, so there's that.

2026-04-24 11:58:43 UTC

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oh fuck yeah. And especially if they're converted to receive modern bands and modulations without compromising the exterior aesthetics. You can make real money firing those things up

2026-04-24 11:50:55 UTC

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anyways, if I saw one of those at a garage sale where I live, I'd totally pay 100 bucks, even if it was completely gutted ;)

2026-04-24 11:48:17 UTC

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obviously it's not working. I mean, it might be TECHNICALLY functional, but what will you listen on the bands it's tuned to? Other than static, that is 🤣

2026-04-24 11:43:02 UTC

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and unlike Trump, he actually built a wall to keep the barbarians out. Well, ok, he didn't build shit - he had people do it. But still 🤣

2026-04-24 09:50:24 UTC

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yeah, you won't get the true story from either side. Not all of it, anyway.

2026-04-24 09:02:35 UTC

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they might well be real - I actually don't really doubt that. But then again, he hardly saved them. Hanging is probably better than sitting in fuckin' Iranian prison, so there's that

2026-04-23 18:43:19 UTC

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pretty sure they don't run shit these days. I mean, they have properties all over the world, stables, vineyards and all that cash-making jazz, but they're hardly the illuminati and shit. I actually know some of those people - we smoke weed together every now and then.
Look up Orsini-Odescalchi Castle. That's in my town ;)

2026-04-23 11:28:22 UTC

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remember the mother of wendol figurine from the 13th warrior? The resemblance is uncanny lol
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2026-04-23 10:39:32 UTC

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looks delicious. Although it prolly comes with the crazy cow prion thing, so I'll pass 🤣

2026-04-23 09:56:55 UTC

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well, chances are you know more than I do about those things - all I know about serious breathing protection comes from my military training. I got schooled before I got shipped to Iraq with Polish airborne infantry. They were anticipating biological and chemical for whatever reason. And they added radiological hazards, as a bonus, I guess.

2026-04-23 09:28:01 UTC

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well, for smoke-filled environment you generally need a respirator with oxygen supply as in most cases just filtering stuff out won't do you much good - you do kinda need oxygen to breath and fire tends to consume oxygen,also, a carbon filter will not filter out carbon monoxide nor carbon dioxide, so there's that. And as far as radiation go, no mask will protect you. The best you can hope for is preventing "hot" dust getting into your lungs, but you don't need a gas mask for dat

2026-04-23 09:13:52 UTC

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yeah, the masking for the rona was bullshit. But then again, the rest of the picture is bullshit too, so there's that. Then again, at least it's consistent lol

2026-04-22 18:27:46 UTC

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all that fake UFO stuff is a cover up for the goddamn filthy joozians who run all the media!
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2026-04-22 16:53:43 UTC

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oh screw @csb. My claw tells me it can tap it, so there's that. I'm just asking because I've never used the thing myself, so I don't know how good the search results are. Garbage in - garbage out, ya know ;)

2026-04-22 16:46:25 UTC

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well, neither do I. I don't really care about my footprint ok the interwebz - what I need is a decent search engine that I can tell my OpenClaw agent to use and that doesn't make me pay for API key and shit, ya know ;)

2026-04-22 16:43:10 UTC

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but it's basically a search agregator, no? I mean, it doesn't build its own index database or anything like that - just grabs results from a bunch of sources and strips ads. Or am I missing something 🤔

2026-04-22 16:36:39 UTC

Hey anyone's running SearXNG around here? How good is it compared to your off the shelf google, duckduckgo, brave search and all that jazz? Worth the 10 minutes it takes to deploy? 🤔

2026-04-22 16:11:20 UTC

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I don't think anyone likes Claude after March 31 leak. I mean, if they can't keep their own source code private, what does that tell you about the shit you feed their LLM.

2026-04-22 08:07:13 UTC

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oh please. It doesn't take a goddamn naval power (which the UK hardly is these days BTW) to slap an engine, a camera and some RC system on a goddamn kayak, load it with explosives and slam it into a ship you want to damage/sink.
What you have there is the Ruskies trying to cope with the fact that a country that has no Navy effectively dismantled the Russian navy - a navy that was falling apart since day one by the way, but they won't admit it either, because, ya know, size issues.

2026-04-21 09:09:25 UTC

If it doesn't eat bacon and sets foot in Europe, it belongs in a camp. Muslim, vegan, Jew, whatever. No exceptions!

2026-04-21 08:26:53 UTC

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honestly, where I live beer was always cheaper than gas ;)

2026-04-21 07:32:23 UTC

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yeah, they're surprisingly good at mimicking sounds they keep hearing. You can even teach them to talk better than many parrots

2026-04-20 20:09:18 UTC

And it's all cool, Donnie, but only till you can keep selling out the US strategic oil reserves. When they run out however, which they will pretty darn soon, your regular production-based supply and demand stuff will kick in. Pumping-wise, there's 20% less production than demand globally because of the Hormuz situation. Now, what happens when there's more demand than supply?
Oh well
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2026-04-20 12:50:53 UTC

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well, yeah, but if you're taken there while unconscious and you don't sign off on whatever treatment they say you need, they have no legal grounds to charge you. I mean, they can absolutely send you a letter saying that you're supposed to pay up, but that's about it

2026-04-20 12:44:57 UTC

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they're a ripoff, fosho, but hardly a theft. I mean, it's not like they're charging you for services you haven't asked for... 🤔

2026-04-20 11:53:34 UTC

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meh. Back in my day any real RC guy had the skills to pull that off. And nowaday, with cheap ass microcontrollers, innertial sensors and all that stuff.... C'mon! It's not even noteworthy ;)

2026-04-20 09:20:58 UTC

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why won't they make the bible version of the parks and recreation.... 🤣

2026-04-20 08:55:57 UTC

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oh c'mon. Gotta give credit where credit is due! They did inventory homous (don't confuse with humus) 🤣

2026-04-20 06:54:25 UTC

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modern landmines very often have radio capabilities for remote operation. You know, you might need perimeter defenses that you can switch on and off, might need to blow them up remotely and whatnot

2026-04-20 06:47:07 UTC

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are you absolutely sure it's a she and not one of them gender-fuck-knows-what? 🤣

2026-04-19 06:54:08 UTC

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now that's cable porn I can get behind!

2026-04-18 13:26:04 UTC

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what is he ordering this time around?

2026-04-18 13:14:26 UTC

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pretty hilarious, but hardly a crime. I mean, Israel is effectively at war with Palestine, so can't blame the goatficker woman for assaulting the guy. It's an enemy soldier from her perspective, after all

2026-04-18 11:24:30 UTC

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true, but only till you start generating any kind of profits on that. Cus, ya know, the moment the taxman gets involved, which they tend to do, you gotta comply with regulations or else 🤣

2026-04-18 10:34:18 UTC

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oh c'mon. Everyone says they're on the right. Even the commies. I mean, have you ever heard anyone say "I'm on the wrong"? 🤣🤣🤣

2026-04-18 06:54:27 UTC

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you know that one about an Ethiopian who found a genie? He said he wants to be white, have tons of water and a ton of ass all the time - the genie made him into a crapper

2026-04-18 05:39:17 UTC

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yeah, they don't age like wine these days. I suspect it's the antidepressants and shiet

2026-04-17 18:08:31 UTC

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I'm cool with simple trolling them Jehovah's whenever they're at my gate 🤣

2026-04-17 17:52:22 UTC

SIP/VoIP PoE loudspeaker for all your remote yelling needs! I am sooooooo ordering the fucker! 🤣🤣🤣
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2026-04-17 16:49:44 UTC

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pretty much, yeah. I mean in the US, because I'm not aware of any European country, no matter how commie that allows voting without showing state issued photo ID. In Italy where I live you can't even vote for a goddamn mayor or a city council member without whipping out your papers, even though you don't need to be a citizen to vote in local elections - just a legal resident

2026-04-17 13:12:15 UTC

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yeah, man, that's super weird. I mean I never installed/used mint because I'm more of a debian guy, but in general I never had big issues installing Linux on even cheapest Chinese laptops. Unless Mint has some weird quirks I'm not aware of, that's some shady stuff right there.

2026-04-17 11:59:33 UTC

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well, crap! But that's odd. They specifically list mint 22 as an option for that model 🤔

2026-04-17 08:16:56 UTC

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fuck that! Slightly dirty work pants, preferably camo forever! Dressing up like something you're not is gaaaay! 🤣
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2026-04-17 08:11:51 UTC

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well, jet a1 is not just any kerosene but yeah, essentially... 🤔

2026-04-16 18:49:49 UTC

<<Pope says ‘world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants’ amid feud with Trump’s White House>>
Holy shit, Leo's escalating! 🤣
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/16/pope-leo-xiv-tyrants-trump-spat

2026-04-16 18:26:29 UTC

The Bee's really on that Trump-Pope meme war lol
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2026-04-16 13:56:11 UTC

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but then, I suppose it's not really critical for a normal person, considering it's AMD system. It would make a real difference if it was an Intel CPU though. Those suckers need dual channel memory to enable Iris xe graphics, you see. If you have all your ram shoved into one slot, all you get is Intel HD graphics, so no acceleration to speak of

2026-04-16 13:48:42 UTC

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well, if @npub1f8f…6p6p is planning on upgrading the laptop within the next two years, sure. Given the RAM prices these days it would be expensive. But realistically, 32 gb is plenty even for gaming and super heavy office use. I mean, we're talking a laptop here ;)

2026-04-16 13:41:23 UTC

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no sweat. I hear they have real good return policy and service. Not to even mention that in the EU you can return anything within 14 days, no questions asked. That's just the law ;)

2026-04-16 13:39:47 UTC

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noice setup! But if I can make a suggestion, if you can go back and alter your order, split your RAM into two banks (slots) you know, instead of having 32 gb in one slot, have them install you 16 gb sticks in both slots. This way you get the same amount of ram, but with twice the access speed ;)

2026-04-16 13:09:31 UTC

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it's ok to say kike-ism around here. Just saying 🤣

2026-04-16 12:57:08 UTC

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which one did you grab?