Alignment: Chaotic Good Mail to: Matt Hamilton Box 129 Funkstown, MD 21734 -- "Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can forsee the future, too" -Marcus Aurelius "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire "The measure of a man is what he does with power" -Plato "Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity" -Tactius
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Last Notes npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d sideways, but yeah, like pulling the pictured "straight" metal part down. My use-case is very weird so I think I'm going to have to hold one in my hand and mess with it before I really understand its limitations in this application. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The government created toilets to steal your pee. Don’t be fooled. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Saturday is for training. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/426/161/850/112/149/original/4da128775e1d8119.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I spent almost all day pulling data off the robot and adding a suite of backdoors in preparation for the update. I ended up installing four, and good thing I did because when I embarked on the update it wiped out three of them. The fourth one held (though I suspect it uses A/B system partitions (?)). The update “randomizes” the os user passwords, though I suspect I’ll discover it’s like md5(${device_serial}123) or something. Now I have a root upgrade-surviving shell. Nice try, China. :smugj: npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The good news is that I've rooted the robot. I'd still like to find a non-intrusive method of rooting the robot: no unscrewing. I still haven't MITM'd the phone app, but that's coming up. First I have to put a proxy on the robot. Between the traffic from both the phone and the robot and having the binaries to reverse-engineer, I should be able to figure out a non-invasive root method. After that I'll start working on an on-robot localization of the "cloud" control. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $(zip -r bin.zip bin/ && cat bin.zip | base64) > my laptop’s CPU https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/410/721/022/203/826/original/8962679f318dea18.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton We did it, Reddit! (I’ll dick with this more tomorrow. It uses a ludicrous baud rate, 1544000.) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/406/693/520/664/204/original/182d76df48785d4c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Related: learn how to identify poison vines. And if you think you've been in contact with poison, keep a bottle of dawn and a small tub of dark-colored automotive grease in your shower. Before you shower, rub a small amount of the grease on your hands and any exposed skin. This acts as a marking dye in the same way that the pink plaque tablets or blue herbicide dyes do. Now scrub yourself WITH A WASHCLOTH and dawn. As the grease will show, the friction of a cloth is REQUIRED to remove the oil npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Always wear a hat. Ticks climb up. If you’re going into the woods or knee-high grass, dress from the top down and tuck uppers into lowers (pant legs into socks, shirt into pants, etc). Wet a gaiter/balaclava and hat in the highest concentration of permethrin you can find, minimize skin contact and don’t wash it. Reminder of how small ticks can be: https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/393/270/193/529/805/original/472a3e2ef5bcc71c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…eanz https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/390/128/162/092/319/original/169d054baa39dc95.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > The US is in the first direct negotiations with Iran (in Turkey) since 1979 > Meanwhile, at the Legion of Jews: https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/387/400/694/420/861/original/bcae1a6b53506fb3.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Okay, nukes, power grid, “civilization will die”, we get it. And I know this is perhaps too much, but has Trump tried threatening the Ayatollah with being forced to follow and read @nprofile…z3dq’s posts? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > giant wall of text and a video of yet another nigger beating some random woman to death, blames Biden. - The president who stopped deportations after six months, has arrested zero of the criminals he's blaming, hasn't built a boarder wall, sent Americans off to die for Israel, and is responsible for the impending economic collapse. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/377/592/469/257/320/original/10072b27c1910b70.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/377/593/717/195/741/original/51a92d1e4f0ef778.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton A whole instance will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the Fediverse. 9 years of blocklists, and Europeans, will finally end. God bless the Great People of Fedi! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I was ready to bomb them, I was, you know, and Pakistan called me and they said "Mr President, you are the president of peace, the greatest president of all time, so please give Iran two more weeks to negotiate". They did, they said that, and so I said "you know what? I don't want to do it, I shouldn't do it, but I will" and they said "thank you Mr President you are too kind". So two weeks, I gave them two weeks. And we'll see, we'll see in two weeks. Things are going very well. Winning bigly. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > Graham says Congress would need to approve the proposal to end Iran war Lmao npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…2kr0 > patented computer chip > electromagnetic waveform Lmao. We need a bigcdlivedotcom disassembly showing that the wires aren't even connected to anything on these things. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton What the Hell is this? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/363/871/112/949/760/original/f2c6d5aef161d25a.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Anyone else remember a half decade ago when they were signaling about "white lone-wolf domestic terror" attacks on the power grid (that never occurred)? What a coincidence that electrical infrastructure is now a valid military target, I'm shocked. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/363/522/273/202/003/original/ec7dc8c74201e1f6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Today is Easter, Jesus’ resurrection and candy day all wrapped up in one. There is nothing like it!!! Open your Fuckin Easter eggs, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell (where all chocolate melts) – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. Fedi Admin Matt Hamilton. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…tlt7 yeah but are they AI-powered? Didn’t think so… npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton lmao, listen to the motors screaming for help this niggas 'bout to take off from the runway https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/350/408/851/510/495/original/db7e8d4570df8ea3.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…7pd9 @nprofile…6449 but seriously though, no, that's retarded. Nobody is surviving a fight in an American stick-framed house against anything but small arms, and you want as much light outside the structure as possible. Cops will drive a Bearcat straight through my front door, they're not using NVGs. Military would shell it, why even bother approaching? NVGs and almost every other infantry tech is pretty pointless in the drone era anyway. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…7pd9 @nprofile…6449 nope, you were taken out by the flamethrower robot lawnmower. :smugj: npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton To do: * connect lights on the other side of the walkway * spotlights on the gutters to light second story peaks * well lights for foliage * flood light on garage stone fascia * misc lights for trees in front yard, the fire pit, parking pad/road, etc. The lights make a huge difference. Please ignore all the junk on the porch. We’ll see how the connectors hold up to the rain tonight. I did my best to shrink them, but they’re not meant to splice three wire ends. 🤷♂️ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/335/443/396/521/original/1162bba674a30c7e.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/335/987/909/392/original/82474eb775f08c60.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/337/209/031/543/original/e45a2d55fc0290ed.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/337/495/000/980/original/ca1fda78bc174b73.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Sikorsky CH-54 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/347/102/618/872/378/original/143c4754adfb4130.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z7z2 @nprofile…acsl yeah, given that I’m almost certain it was military (transponder off), I’m going with CH-54. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…7pd9 none of those specifically. Possibly in a totally different configuration, but like I said I’ve never seen a helicopter like this before. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This is the best I’ve got, I know it is terrible, but you can see the huge bulb on the nose. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/870/186/942/041/original/c66d339b0a876463.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Wish I had taken a picture, even if it was shit. Did not show up on ADS-B. Had a large bulb under the nose, two suspended cameras/gun ports on either side below the rails. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Some bizarre military helicopter that I’ve never seen before just flew overhead. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…hw3q > gas Hell no. Are you insane? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This thing is worth its weight in gold. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton We need common sense spear control. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I learned to ride an electric unicycle. What did you spend your Iran war doing? (count your blessings I didn’t learn sooner) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/338/130/157/576/612/original/871625cd5a685883.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 If there is a better airbag vest or safety gear, I'd be happy to hear about it. I'd venture that motorcyclists look at electric unicycles like car drivers look at motorcyclists. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…r4e5 nah, I'm still team #NeverBrokeABone. I posted this poll after I dislocated my ankle. I drink whole milk and don't use a water softener. 💪 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 > Let me know if you care to level up. I spare no expense on safety gear, especially when riding something as sketchy as an electric unicycle. AFAIK, the Helite Turtle is the best (non-electronic, I don't want electronic) airbag vest on the market. The main purpose of the airbag vest, though the impact cushioning is nice, is to immobilize my helmet in the event of a crash. A neck brace limits mobility to the point of being unsafe, so this is the safest option AFAIK. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 Yes, I have a Helite Turtle with a mechanical ripcord that I (will) wear on the road. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton #feet https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/766/187/235/364/original/82ca9653678140dc.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton These are the coolest thing ever. I dislocated my ankle trying to learn to ride on a heavy (100lb+) wheel, but popped it back in and got away with only some bruising. Struggled for 3 hours trying to learn, just couldn’t do it. Learned to ride in 5m using a smaller wheel (pictured). I’ll switch back to the heavy wheel once I’ve built stabilizer muscles and am competent on the smaller one. My neighbors all look at me like I belong in an asylum (they’re probably right). https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/283/766/193/542/original/65df906e36b5dafb.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The bulbs are replaceable, MR16/G4. Wire is 12/2 with a thick jacket intended for direct burial. The battery has an internal 200A fuse, but replacing that is a bitch (cutting open the battery) so I put a 180A fuse on the terminal lug, a 5A fuse on the main line, and 2A on each branch. I'm using Sopoby heat-shrink crimp butt connectors in addition to tile tape to seal splices. I didn't cheap out (much) on this project, but save a little doing it myself. It should last a while. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton With 14 path lights and 8 spot/flood lights at 5w each, that's 110w for 10hrs: ~1kw/night (~1.5kw Winter). A 100Ah 12V battery would power these lights for one non-Winter night but provide no overhead in the event of cloudy days. I went with a self-heating (worry-free Winter) Vatrer 300Ah 12V LiFePO4, a Victron 100/20 MPPT, and a 200W panel. The MPPT has a "street light" mode so no additional on/off timer is required. The light fixtures themselves are combination of Gardencoin/Gardenreet. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > NASA Artemis II For real this time guys, we swear. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd don't make me tap the sign npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd > I'm just generally sick of this side of the fucking fedi man, where it's all "da jews" or "da we waz kangs" or "da pajeets" You're mad because you're indian and I used a slur for indians. Don't care. I am living in a parasitized hellscape inundated by brown retards brought here by jews. Remigration of foreigners is required to save my country. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…3e99 I'm pretty sure your government has a program for that. I think it's called SLAVE or something. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd because in a real country I wouldn't be forced by the State to interact with foreigners who got loans backed by my stolen (tax) money to run a store that only exists because the Government monopolizes the sale of alcohol. The government brought the foreigners here and then rubs my nose in it while I'm being raped in exchange for a bottle of wine. It matters. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…8jzd every liquor store around me is foreign-owned and I'm forced to go inside there to buy booze. That's why it deserves visceral attention. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…qj3d https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/622/508/304/076/original/45637888d9b15c11.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The greatest president who has ever lived, Donald J Trump, just said that the US is winning bigger than ever! War against Iran is an investment in your children's future! MIGA! There will never be another Donald J Trump! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/546/438/510/900/original/fe920e7687b1dce6.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > at liquor store because the State mandates that liquor only be sold in State-approved pajeet mud huts > they have a small bar/seating/stage area > open mic night > middle aged unfunny white women yelling about menopause and her period blood > nobody laughing > *God, I swear if you just help me find this bottle of Moscato and exit this den of sin alive I will become your servant* > “All men want to talk about is themselves. They’re like my period, they just keep coming back!” > too late, God https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/357/640/912/757/original/e20216d67fcd52d6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Adam Curry was right about you people, you’re just a bunch of America-hating TROLL ISLAMOFASCISTS! I pray for peace in Jerusalem. Jesus says to tithe 10% of your gross income to Israel. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Look at all the TDS in the comments. YOU JUST HATE AMERICA! You’re not MAGA! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I was wrong. The Israel-US war against Iran is good for America. I’ve spoken with my family and have decided to enlist. I’m going to do my part to ensure Iran can never have a nuclear weapon. I will bring freedom to Iraq. Er, Iran. Actually, yeah probably Iraq again too. Mass deportation isn’t MAGA. A boarder wall isn’t MAGA. Jailing criminals isn’t MAGA. Releasing JFK & Epstein files isn’t MAGA. DONALD J TRUMP is MAGA and he’s still your president! 🇺🇸🦅🎆#1776 #MAGA #TEAMGOY #TRUMP #45 #47 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $4/gal npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton As soon as Trump locked up crooked Hillary I knew our country had finally reversed course. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Look how desperate it is, making videos about the Fediverse. Lmao. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton F: Hello, dank you for galling FedEx, my name is Rajesh, how gan I help you doday? M: Uh, is this FedEx America? F: Yes Saar, this is FedEx. How may I help you? M: Oh, my friend, I am shitting. I am shitting in the Ganges my poojeet friend, I am shitting! F: Saar? M: Poojeet I am SHITTING IN THE GANGES, I AM SHI— *rrr* *rrr* F: Thanks for calling FedEx, my name is Christine, how may I help you today? It is that easy. If we had done this from the start Rajesh wouldn’t be answering when I call. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Economic depression pro tip: Increase the pressure of your tires to increase your fuel efficiency. By inflating the tire, you decrease the size of the contact patch with the ground and increase the vehicle's efficiency in slamming you into oncoming traffic when your breaking distance is suddenly tripled. Following a head-on collision, if you're even alive, you won't care about the economic depression. Follow me for more pro tips npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Woah, look at Iran. NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN PANAMA. Israel Iran big boom. Remember the Epstein files? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…9qjf free cats npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton "surveillance scarecrows" My name is better. https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/surveillance-scarecrows-police npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > IRL stream of an engineer I like on in the background, he's visiting Guangzhou > half the price of an American city, twice as impressive architecturally, three times as much entertainment, and infinity fewer niggers > the Chins he's traveling with call him "white boy" I wonder what the average Joe who stumbles on something like this thinks. Like, do they ever consider why it's like that over there while people are shitting on the streets and doing the fent bent here? Does it even register? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > A U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to former first lady Jill Biden accidentally shot himself in the leg at Philadelphia International Airport on Friday morning, according to police. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/302/327/794/341/298/original/e6ed6c941a3737cd.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > an unnamed official on condition of anonymity said... Consooome and repost! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Has anyone made a CS:GO Kharg Island map yet? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/298/275/739/394/725/original/cb5497acf1c50154.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Every American grocery store has like 12 isles and 11 of them are yellow-boxed goykibble. Disgusting. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…0j0l oy vey, the British are coming, the British are coming! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/287/719/151/129/048/original/5195c1164c69b340.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…hug0 Crazy? I was crazy once. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton If the Fediverse doesn't FOLLOW ME, EVERY SINGLE ACCOUNT, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, No Authority Social will shitpost and obliterate the various ACCOUNTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton If you have sandpaper in 400, 1k, and 2k grits, you can save $8 and buy just the UV protection liquid and the cleaner. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Sylvania headlight restoration kit is the only kit worth a damn. $20. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/286/916/971/775/140/original/2cb00d4ba2415ce8.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton :chefs_kiss: https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/286/816/097/710/557/original/a89f7541eaf9d299.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/286/816/423/660/752/original/22be6897b24718ab.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u > Is he so young that his brain wasn't formed when 911 happened? This is no excuse; I was in Kindergarten. > Is he a foreign agent? No, he's just a retard with brain damage so severe that it killed his hair. > Are his views/ view counts fake? No, yes: all "popular" streamers that stay within the Overton window are propped up by the Jews who own the platforms they stream on. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I didn't take any honey from either hive in order to give them the best chance of surviving the Winter, but the capped honey on the hive that failed is delicious. It tastes like a dark maple syrup. Totally unique among any honey I've ever tasted. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > FCC Updates Covered List to Include Foreign-Made Consumer Routers Based. Expand it to all Internet-connected devices. As an American consoooomer, that would be a huge win. No more Internet-connected bullshit that should be, at most, a Bluetooth device. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Annual bee update: One of the two hives is doing very well. Survived/thrived through Winter. Unfortunately the other hive, the one that I discovered severely weakened (very few bees) after returning from a two week trip last Summer, didn’t make it. Light comb draw, some honey in the hive, no honey in the supers. Sad, but I kind of figured that would happen (hence why I started with two hives). I should be able to rob the other hive to repopulate once it warms up. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The combat-ready Claptrap https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/279/512/818/669/441/original/4e03b635f5705516.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…jn7d I am satisfied with this specific model, but FWIW I've been following robots lawnmowers for a while and this was the first one I thought worth buying for my particular application. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton *sips beer* https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/274/462/115/749/932/original/f408db438cdc89c2.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…6449 higher frequency of cutting (healthier grass), stripes, no rutting, easy to remove and sharpen blades (meaning I'll do it more often), way lighter vehicle so less compaction, and probably other things I've omitted. I hate mowing. Lawn clanker is a huge boon. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Lawn clanker does a better job than I do, and I’m sure the grass will appreciate being mowed more than once every other week. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/999/500/357/177/original/d8c89465dda70820.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…acsl Its also illegal to kill you npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Finally got around to reading the manual. It achieves high-precision positioning on the robot via a fixed-position Real-Time Kinematics (RTK) unit that broadcasts using LoRA (on non-US frequencies?). RTK is used for surveying. An RTK unit is a fixed reference point used to enhance GPS precision. Fantastical math omitted. The feds, Hans, Slavs, Jews (pardon the repetition), and for some reason the Albanians can now deliver bombs into rooms of my house with centimeter-level precision. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton It also exposes a ZeroMQ service on the LAN, but I haven't gotten anything useful out of it. All I get back is an "ack" regardless of what I send over the socket, but that doesn't necessarily mean it "isn't working". It /may/ be vulnerable to a buffer overflow (possible RCE: https://fangpenlin.com/posts/2024/04/07/how-i-discovered-a-9-point-8-critical-security-vulnerability-in-zeromq-with-mostly-pure-luck/) but I'll look more into this if I can't find a UART pinout. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…fexr everything these days uses TLS. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…6449 it seems solid (duh, that's why I bought it) but I've had it for less than 24 hours AND it's super early in the season. Ask again 3-6 months from now. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton * Updates are done on the robot: the app never sees <firmware>.bin files, urls, etc. * Robot has a diagnostic/test menu, so some of those might enable debug functions. * The best path to shell (as usual) will be finding the UART pins. I'll pull its entry on the FCC database too, might save me from having to disassemble the whole thing. Sometimes you get lucky and the pictures are legible. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Results from a cursory inspection of the Android app disassembly and nmap: * Android app is React Native, hermes-dec works okay * Account/app auth via Cognito, device auth via AWS IoT * App <--> Server <--> Robot transport is MQTT (AWS IoT) * Robot previously exposed SSH on the wifi network, but some fucking retard blabbed and they disabled the SSH service entirely: https://www.reddit.com/r/Lymow_Official/comments/1nscpr1/this_is_scary_check_your_lymow_asap/ * Robot also has LTE, so once rooted I need to check that it isn't exposing SSH on that interface. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Oops, foiled by my own network zones! *fixes firewall* > nc: connect to 192.168.7.17 port 22 (tcp) failed: Connection refused Noooooooooo! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/258/683/366/229/305/original/4a695575706968d2.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…kxyz this can handle 45 degree inclines npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…fexr @nprofile…p4t6 I haven’t pulled and unpacked the client APK, but it seemed like the OTA took place on-device and not from the app, so I don’t know if I’d be able to pull the bin URL from the app. If I get access via SSH/UART, I can probably LD_PRELOAD a shimmed library to get a MITM and grab it on the next OTA. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…fexr @nprofile…p4t6 I’m going to try to brute force the SSH password tonight, and if that doesn’t work I’ll be taking it apart and looking for UART pins npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/258/143/672/885/654/original/be60ebe1f4299fec.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $3.69/gal. Chat, why would Barrack Obama do this? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The following is a grid formed with fixed-length inflexible rods and flexible vertices. Due to the lack of bracing, the structure is easily deformed as shown in the first picture. The second picture shows every "cell" braced: a rigid and inflexible structure. However, it is possible to remove braces from this structure without a loss of rigidity. Using the third image, draw the fewest number of brace lines necessary to create a grid of equivalent rigidity to the second (fully braced) grid. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/245/174/837/361/229/original/0dc0e0c7c117fb78.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/245/176/138/371/254/original/752fb71517c60720.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/245/176/447/266/497/original/c160e1ba5ec5eb68.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…q8z5 11/20