Alignment: Chaotic Good Mail to: Matt Hamilton Box 129 Funkstown, MD 21734 -- "Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can forsee the future, too" -Marcus Aurelius "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire "The measure of a man is what he does with power" -Plato "Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity" -Tactius
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Last Notes npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Uh, hello? This house was promised to us 8,000 years ago. We have the right to defend ourselves. We are the most moral spiders in the world. Yes we run an Internet pornography operation, but these days, who doesn’t? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/997/716/410/158/422/original/8d1ed53fd5f5205c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Absolutely 100% normal international relations of a rational and self-interested sovereign country. I love it when a foreign country is integrated into my counter-unmanned defense systems, machine learning, autonomous systems, directed energy weapons, cyber defense, EWAR, biotechnology, bio-manufacturing, medical defense, and missile and air defense technologies. I love it when they fusion my data. Your vote matters. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/958/994/188/676/856/original/73a5244f43262215.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Bye npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…j83d @nprofile…qqp5 “nooo you don’t understand, it’s a procedural matter. We just need two-thirds of the states legislatures to call an article five convention of states! It’s impossible to pass an amendment because we can’t get 67 people to vote against destroying America, but with 6,482 people in the states legislatures we can right this ship and save America!” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Oh, you have a smartphone and want to learn a new word each day? Yeah, we’re going to need your location, a semen sample, and an eternal contract on the soul of your firstborn. Unreal that Apple doesn’t let you filter all this dogshit out. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/842/599/958/172/831/original/990d17d647a27a9f.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u @nprofile…lsen substantiate this claim (I’m ignorant) npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…r4e5 lol, look around. Foreigners have been permitted to inseminate our country and abuse us for a hundred years. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The somolian nigger baby born yesterday is just as much of an American as you are, and in eighteen years it and its nigglet siblings will override your vote seven-to-one. Bend over and open your mouth. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Tucker: “I want the last two years to be wholly focused the US, and not on Netenyahu’s concerns or Zylensky’s concerns, or anyone else’s concerns” Trump’s Social Media Jew: “I think it’s exciting what’s happening in Latin America” Beyond parody. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…5fvr “troon out to own the libs” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Watch for a nearby building having a fire where the structural office chairs burn and cause the building to collapse in on itself. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Soccer is for field-fairy homosexual Europeans and browns. “But the World Cup!” Shut up faggot, nobody who matters cares. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Even in the face of Israel queering the deal of our God-Emperor Trump, boomers will defend our “greatest ally” until their dying breath. We can either take away their ability to vote along with their driver’s licenses, or we can wait for them to die and kill a mini-van with a woman and three kids. Boomers are too brainwashed; they’re fucking cattle. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > be me > parents forgot to latch door, wind blew it in, alarm went off > alarm company called, my parents said don't send police > parents call me, ask me to go latch door > quick trip, no need to change from yardwork atire: a tank top, pants, and full-size appendix carry firearm on display > get in car > pull up, FOUR MD State Trooper SUVs and SIX of them standing around idling > *look down at my waistband* > here_we_go.jpg > get out of car > "hey matt!" one says Being on a list has its perks npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Welp, 100mg doxycycline twice daily for 21 days it is. TTD: Total Tick (incl. Bill Gates) Death npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I hate white trash, wearing your pajamas everywhere, either fat as fuck or sunken-cheeks meth face. These “people” are disgusting sub-humans and should be confined to a camp. Without them making us look bad I could do what I love most: drinking while driving. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Later this week I will be signing the biggest ceasefire with Iran yet. Sixty days, this one is sixty days. The fake news media said it couldn’t be done, they said a deal was impossible. They’re low IQ morons who have no idea what’s going on. I’ll be signing the deal, the best deal of all time with Iran. I have brought a big beautiful peace to the Middle East, the likes of which hasn’t been seen in 4,000 years. Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. Thank you for your attention to this matter! npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…ypu3 if European countries and the UK are sufficiently degraded with serious internal strife (like lynching politicians in the street, not Retard Riots™️) as to not pose any military threat, then yeah it wouldn’t matter. But we’re still a long ways off from that and the threat of their intervention is the only practical reason the invaders cannot be sent back on boats. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I don’t think the undesirables in America can be remigrated until it first happens in Europe or the UK. If America righteously sends Jews to Israel, Africans to Africa, Chinese to China, etc, particularly if it is an abrupt political movement (which it would be), Europe and the UK would link arms with Israel, China, and Canada to (re)take colonies in America. While brown head-choppers are killing their serfs, they will say “Hitler has taken over America and he must be stopped! #NeverAgain!” npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…cp6s NA art I made back in 2015. (Not) surprising how little has changed. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/738/197/075/139/825/original/2a35e7d815df0720.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…6449 rioters are idiots, no exceptions. Police response is always extremely predictable. They could just pour alcohol down the road and bait the cops into pushing people back until they’re standing in it, then light it. Riots are disorganized nigger behavior. It’s never coordinated. There is no plan. Ambushes are impossible. The only trap is getting retards to go with their phones so they can be put in a box forever out of the way of the immigrants who will rape their daughters npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Ireland riots are retarded. Don’t direct your anger up close and personal to the political slime that did this to you, no. Go burn some cars and throw rocks at your local cops. Do a nigger riot. That’ll show the government what’s what. Surely they won’t throw you all in jail forever for disrupting the Kalergi plan. Surely they will immediately capitulate and start representing the native population. Surely. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I still mark this as the moment the Jews wrote off any threat Americans may have posed to their occupation and went full-bore. Maybe the high-water mark was actually the maskhole gimp retards in 2020, but if so, getting the dot to pray to Virishna at the RNC sealed the deal. People got all butt hurt when I mocked Pajeet Dhillon “nooooo, she’s on our side!” No, actually. The thrice married Indian is not on your side. You’re just retarded. https://jewishinsider.com/2026/06/harmeet-dillon-antisemitism-ucla-harvard-ajc-global-forum/ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/735/302/253/742/621/original/8942d5a9d3225e56.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Funko pops, lego sets, or anime figurines. Every SSRI'd up troon school shooter has at least one these things in their room when the photos are published. They're not "investments". You're not collecting them "ironically". Stop. Pick your hero. (yes, we both know it's Harry Potter, that's fine). Would your hero think "wow, those funko pops, legos, and anime figurines are based!" No. Stop. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton You are being systematically ethnically replaced by brown serfs brought here by Jews. American cities are nigger Hell. But yeah, let’s talk about who stole the Star Wars LEGOs. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I have a new design (that works in my head) for v2, the second tractor, which brings back the (almost) zero-fitting sleds from v0, hopefully making it easier to move. If this doesn't work, I have a plan for adding wheels to v1(.1) Also, why do people call these things "tractors"? Chicken tractor, bunny tractor, etc. I don't know a better word, but I don't think "tractor" is fitting. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…mmsf > acting like you’re homeless At these prices you won’t be acting long! I guess the target audience is city people who “escape”? I don’t get it. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Two down, ten to go. Only wanted to pull a few at a time as not to panic those remaining. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/721/736/051/942/160/original/0e1c836adde57911.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Wire is up, but as expected this is a lot more difficult to move than my first iteration. Going to have to figure something out. Oh well. Tomorrow I have to figure out how we’re going to get the first litter out of here and into the tractor. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/717/273/571/204/830/original/44b7dab942b08653.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Just about finished the conversion. As I suspected, the extra fittings on the sled make it much more difficult to move. For the first “production” unit (which will get paint and I’ll actually measure stuff instead of eyeballing it), I may weld the bottom six joints to the sled. That, or be lazy and use two EMT runs at the bottom and bolt the top one to the bottom using bolts inside the tube. I’ll cross that bridge when I get there. I’ll strap wire to the bottom after dinner. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/710/871/695/498/680/original/c5024ab48856dcd5.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/710/873/066/326/232/original/9d8b0d1bced2994a.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Storm last night took the UPS that runs the DB and it never turned back on, so I switched things around before I booted it back up. If it happens again, I’ll presume the batteries are toast and I’ll switch everything off that one and order a new set of batteries. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton God demands I finish this project to a habitable standard by the end of the day. (There are more baby bunnies in the condo, heh.) “Like rabbits” 🐇 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Given it a bit more thought, and the other problem with the bends vs 90 deg. fittings is breaking strength under load. The back (the part not pictured) will have one, maybe two vertical supports which should help, but having those bends means it would take a lot less load (snow) to push them to the critical point where the metal creases and then snaps. If I lived somewhere down South, using bends like this would probably be fine. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Still need to add one more rigid brace before the frame is “done” (red). It started storming. But after looking at it, I might cut the frame-attached poles flush with the frame and then put the vertical supports inside so it appears more square and the roof provides an overhang. I thought using more bends would let me get away with fewer fittings, but I think it needs work. Good news is the single-piece skids make pulling it (~115lb) easy. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/705/235/190/644/041/original/aa970f222d95960c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton EMT rails attached and bent. Roof is mostly finished. Will caulk between the panels at the end. I’ll bend identical conduits for the “sleds” so there are no fittings on the ground inhibiting dragging it. The (small) vertical struts will vary in length to give me the appropriate winter angle. I will use T fittings to add horizontal members to create a box. Once they’re on I’ll use steel cable and turnbuckles to make it rigid, followed by welded wire screen attached using steel cable ties. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/681/784/323/355/272/original/471f2fb62b388ea2.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The start of the bunny grow-out tractor(s). EMT, one-hole straps, and cage wire (all to be etched and painted black) for the structure. I’ll inset a 8” wire/slat lip on the inside to discourage digging out, but we’ll be moving these at least once a day. Solar panels will run fans to keep the buns cool (since I’m not letting them dig to retreat from the heat), and in the colder months will run heat strips to keep the water tank/nipples from freezing. I’ll be brushing snow off in winter. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/670/712/425/487/743/original/d86d33b3f3dd4fe9.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Is anyone here a hammock camper? I want to get a camping hammock but I don't really know what I'm looking for; I've never done it. I'm guessing I want one with a ridgeline for a bug net and (separate) tarp over top for rain. Is there anything else important that I'm not considering? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Cheers fedi https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/655/043/232/897/017/original/c61d6c7adc518aca.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton It's advised to allow the mayonnaise to rest *at room temperature* for ~72 hours before refrigerating: https://cooking.stackexchange.com/a/33331 We'll pasteurize our eggs by sous vide-ing them at 139F for 70m. We'll also add a tbsp of sauerkraut brine to the recipe to encourage fermentation. Infusing the oil with rosemary / garlic may also help to keep it from going rancid. None of this will compete with the shelf life of soyoil product #57323, but it should help. Will follow up in a month or so. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Weird ask, but does anyone know where I can get an immersion blender with a narrow head / bell / blade (without modifying a larger one or creating one from "scratch")? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d @nprofile…e7kf @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2 > Quake Boomer Halo npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’m pretty sure the sunglasses truck serial Twitter MAGAt coaler is more first-wave Gen X, but maybe I just suck at estimating age. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/646/509/402/470/007/original/3917c3407f4b05d4.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…xuwe > design his landscaping project in Minecraft That's pretty funny. I bet there's a LIDAR/photogrammetry -> minecraft map tool out there, too. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…xuwe I've thought about this many times, glad I'm not the only one. People love them some simulator games, too. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…x8hu look how close the couch is. A 120” screen 5’ away it is fatiguing, dumbass. You may not like it, but this is the optimal size. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Phase II: TV obviation https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/615/179/901/720/373/original/abb0b31336c91d40.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…7svd Adam Curtis, right? It’s good. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I bet I'm (one of?) the youngest fedi admins out there. I've said consistently that my generation (Millennial/Gen Z cuspers) was the last generation that would understand technology. Every generation post-iPhone is unable to understand technology because they've never had to. I still remember having to futz with the Windows drivers to get a CD ROM burner driver to work properly. Gen Z has never had that experience. They've never taken a computer apart, let alone assembled one. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton My followers are insane. Imagine being a newfag skimming at my feed. > racist rant, 4 likes > religious criticism, 0 likes > political tirade, 8 likes > mayonnaise recipe, 13 likes WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Imagine if I was an Adfluencer. "Yes, my intended audience is probably milennials and Gen Zers who I have the most in common with, but my actual audience is primarily politically-active Gen Xers and late-cycle boomers who hate my politics but tolerate me for some reason" npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I hope everyone is having a good weekend. I've received two political texts today so far. I promptly responded to both with "you're a nigger" and a few minutes later got "you've been successfully unsubscribed" messages. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. INVOKE THE WORD OF POWER AND WARD OFF THE DEMONS. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Everything in a jar, oil in last and let it sit a min to separate to the top. (Immersion) blend. Mayo. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/582/495/882/176/677/original/5c2b54bd7f27a66a.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Progress pic. Lighting looks better in person than in the picture, but I need to wire in inline dimmers into the three leftmost lamps. I’ll post another picture in a week or so. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/582/130/019/391/992/original/ee55811318f1d8d6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Jordan Peterson is a retarded drug-addled snow-mexican hypocrite asshat. “Clean up your room” Watch, when he strokes out and dies from pharmaceutically-induced neurological damage people will post that he was such an inspiration and a good role model for male youths. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/577/070/775/211/206/original/a2a4ee3f29260d15.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The Too Many Eggs book makes no mention of an immersion blender when discussing mayonnaise. Mimi wants you to spend 50 minutes making a pint of mayo that goes bad in a week. “The key is patience” Nah bitch, the key is an immersion blender. I want mayo for my sandwich not a new Sunday chore. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I guess I’m obligated to post pictures. This is almost a “before”, except I’d moved the couch. Previously the couch was against the wall opposite the TV, big mistake. Only the rear left corner is finished, - art. Walls need painted. Shallow table will go the length of the couch, side and back. Low stools along the shallow table behind the couch. Wall art + 2 low seats to the left, rug, low coffee table, poufs to the right. Ignore the TV, shelf, AV cabinet, cat tower, & bouncer, they’re gone. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/576/714/029/214/713/original/65014a4f30a4af2c.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I spent a cumulative three hours last week watching middle-aged Ritalin and SSRI'd up interior design women narrating slideshows on YouTube. Since then I've rearanged the furniture in our living room, added some plants, purchased a few small accent pieces, and as a result our living room is already way more cozy than it was, and this isn't even my final form. So thanks, menopausal D.C. up-talking women, I guess. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u why ur a gay? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u not only does it need to support DOCSIS 3.1, it needs 64GB of memory to do it? Go back to asking Grok if this is true. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Definitely non-optimal, but it works I guess. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/566/038/930/884/266/original/525bf6cb7516076e.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I’m sorry if you don’t like it, but NAS downtime is the secret to time-travel. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > drilling Cinderblock > learned my lesson, wearing an N95 > finish drilling, pull mask off my face and up onto the crown of my head > sudden intense urge to poison wells and clip coins > realize I’m holding a drill > manual labor? That’s below my station > start climbing down ladder > overhead central air duct knocks the respirator off my head I think I just had an out-of-goyim experience. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The people who say "never punch down!", "don't attack/criticize your users!" are scum. They think that because they see people as "users", as tools to some end. If any of you act like a retard, I'll call you a retard. That's just how it works. I don't want anything from you. I don't have to suck up to you. I don't have to lie. Fuck you. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/551/822/565/957/152/original/3864c52cd9eab6fa.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u now that’s where you’re wrong, pal. More like if you’re doing agentic coding, you’re not using a slow ass Mac, Mel npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u what is your inference speed on Mac? And 40G? No way. Mine fits under 20G and is plenty. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton It's not "vibe coding", it's "Monkey's Paw driven development" npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton For anyone using self-hosted LLMs, I've had a lot of success with unsloth/qwen3.6-35b-a3b Q3_K_M model. Inference speed is quite good, ~90 tok/sec. It does self context-expansion ("thinking"), visual input (which I haven't tested yet), and fits in less than 20GB VRAM. I don't think speculative decoding works (yet?) to speed up inference, but I'm not sure how much impact that would ultimately have given that it's an MoE model and inference is only performed on a subset anyway. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…al6u https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/523/400/599/389/378/original/15048e6aa58f800d.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton This mayo is okay. Not terrible, not great. Like some commenters here, my wife said the immersion blender + jar method is what she's seen, so I got her one and she made some. We need to work on ingredients/taste, but the method is sound. The method I'd tried before was the old fashioned way: using a mixer and adding ingredients very slowly trying not to let it separate. That way sucks. Immersion blender is the way to go. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…z99d sideways, but yeah, like pulling the pictured "straight" metal part down. My use-case is very weird so I think I'm going to have to hold one in my hand and mess with it before I really understand its limitations in this application. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Someone help my retard ass out. These springs require that the inside diameter of the spring be free of obstructions so that it can compress the inner wraps of coil, right? In other words, a dowel attached to the inside of the spring must have a smaller outer diameter than the inner diameter of the spring, right? Or does the middle not compress? What would happen if the center dowel was on bearings (it spun)? Would low-friction material attached to the entire length of the spring still work? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/522/354/288/897/503/original/93cdfdb3f343f03f.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $4.50/gal https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/519/571/246/673/197/original/bfccf01cf8cb6dcf.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…hz79 > for what they do Like how Matt Walsh takes money in exchange for lending his credibility to what would otherwise be an obviously Jewish propaganda operation known as the Daily Wire? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Saying “oh my God” in exasperation isn’t taking the Lord’s name in vain. It’s the actions of Pete Hegseth, Dan Bongino, Mike Huckabee, Bill Kristol, Lindsey Graham, the Bushes, Adam Curry, Matt Walsh, et. al. These people LARP as Christians while in service of Evil. Pretending to be a Christian in order to corral low-IQ cattle into cheering for their occupier’s warmongering and wanton murder… THAT is taking the Lord’s name in vain. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Evangelical zios are not Christians; they are heretical crypto-Jews, be it through ignorance or malice, and they must be called such. Christians must stop acknowledging evangelical zios as Christians. They shouldn’t be tolerated with passivity. They hate you. Do not allow them to wear your religion like a politically-expedient skin suit. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 this is a burrow inside one of our bunny condos. Probably born late winter. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Mmm… Dinner. At least two of them, but probably 5-6. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/501/412/384/737/049/original/87327b72389d51e7.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Has anyone used this to prep galvanized metal before acrylic primer and paint? Should the metal need to be buffed clean with a rag after using this for best bond to acrylic primer, or do you want to leave it on? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/500/379/573/200/669/original/77ee5308fa13c63c.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > want mayonnaise > making mayonnaise is a pain (tried it twice, gave up) > go to store > entire shelf rack floor to top full of different jars of mayonnaise > one, and only one, didn’t have soy If this tastes bad I’m going to be VERY upset. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/491/793/123/440/138/original/625ba3f1881f7a09.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I have learned that I know (IRL) two people who have diaper/binkey fetishes. I don't know when or why this trend started, but I find it repulsive. Not because people want to shit themselves and play baby or whatever, though that's weird as fuck and there's something defective in them, but because it's weird and fucked up that it even exists. They're both my age or younger, two different genders. Surely this didn't exist in 1860. We live in Hell. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…x8hu I'm not putting any weep holes in solid pipe for gutter drains. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…y4j2 its a short enough distance that I can daylight the pipe within a few feet of the concrete walkway, and because I'm the one doing the digging and pipe laying, I'll know where it is and mark it with a semi-permanent stone/concrete fixture of some sort. No different than my septic system and leech field. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I'm re-doing the underground gutter drainage. It currently has shitty single-wall corrugated pipe that plugged with a combination of shingle gravel, roots, and leaves. I tried clearing it. No way). Corrugated is terrible. PVC is great but can't be used here because it eventually cracks after a decade of freeze-thaw + heaving, then you get roots. I don't need to drive vehicles over these lines so I'm going to use (solid) triplewall + silicone tape. Is there any reason I shouldn't? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/481/092/812/044/original/6db5243bc6d7f0b5.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Cool treehouses. I prefer floating decks with no structure, but they're still cool. This is on my list of places to take my kids at some point, NW of Philly: https://treehouseworld.com/ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/241/276/261/585/original/f4de549d7c6f8679.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/251/969/724/902/original/115da97975c541bb.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/253/473/939/543/original/982d70192165f497.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/254/601/910/799/original/c47846f852bcd126.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Hmmm… Maybe if I use dimmer bulbs (and chip that block that juts out) it’ll work… I dunno. Putting them in is kind of a pain in the ass and I’ll be upset if I have to take them all out, but I can’t tell if this is going to work or not. (Rock discoloration is wet/dry spots; it just rained and I moved stuff around) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/462/581/506/860/225/original/62d3aea13ae45eb6.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…amhl > nobody I have a riding mower and it takes me four hours. > you’re probably […] Actually no, you just made this up whole cloth because your ass is chapped for some reason that probably has nothing to do with this post. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Gay retards: nooooo you’re supposed to ENJOY mowing your lawn for four hours once or twice a week. Don’t use a robot, nooooooo! Me: https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/454/101/463/593/538/original/a387d40500e928c3.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Well chat, fuck that shit with a 30’ ladder. I ain’t ever doin that shit ever again. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/451/041/144/178/645/original/d3c6f7612f5104eb.jpeg npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The government created toilets to steal your pee. Don’t be fooled. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton > Smoking will be BANNED for anyone born after 2008 as landmark legislation clears Parliament This is an act of war against America. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton To date I have never been legally served a warrant, court order, NSL, or other government demand for data of No Authority Social. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I'm feeling weird. Anyone know where I can buy a copy of Catcher in the Rye at 10:30PM? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Saturday is for training. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/426/161/850/112/149/original/4da128775e1d8119.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton I spent almost all day pulling data off the robot and adding a suite of backdoors in preparation for the update. I ended up installing four, and good thing I did because when I embarked on the update it wiped out three of them. The fourth one held (though I suspect it uses A/B system partitions (?)). The update “randomizes” the os user passwords, though I suspect I’ll discover it’s like md5(${device_serial}123) or something. Now I have a root upgrade-surviving shell. Nice try, China. :smugj: npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $4.19/gal https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/414/682/661/947/958/original/a1746e9b52854ed9.png npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton The good news is that I've rooted the robot. I'd still like to find a non-intrusive method of rooting the robot: no unscrewing. I still haven't MITM'd the phone app, but that's coming up. First I have to put a proxy on the robot. Between the traffic from both the phone and the robot and having the binaries to reverse-engineer, I should be able to figure out a non-invasive root method. After that I'll start working on an on-robot localization of the "cloud" control. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton $(zip -r bin.zip bin/ && cat bin.zip | base64) > my laptop’s CPU https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/410/721/022/203/826/original/8962679f318dea18.mp4 npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…p4t6 (this is an earlier iteration of the same, which raises many of the same questions but in a simplified manner). One hemisphere being preferred over the other isn't necessarily indicative of one hemisphere being defective, as you describe; these are two symmetrically developed hemispheres, not a stroke patient. It's only interesting once you start asking questions about the "soul". Was a new soul created? Copied? Divided? npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton @nprofile…p4t6 Your cerebrum is extracted (whole) and transplanted into the body of your identical twin, whose cerebrum has been destroyed. Your cerebrum is detached from your brainstem and fully connected to the functional brainstem of your twin's decerebrate but still living body. npub1hqyd2qg8e5j40n4tzg6sy77mcdgyn3jva7xz7wapm8hn63wxq0pqtls7lf Matt Hamilton Because both of your hemispheres were symmetrically developed, the two people who are brought to consciousness after the operations are both psychologically continuous with yourself as you were before the operations. Both believe themselves to be you and both have bodies indistinguishable from yours. Where are you? Who are you? Where is the soul? What about their souls? This is my favorite metaphysical thought experiment.