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2026-07-31 02:26:29 UTC

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the tv series had one chick cut off her limbs to pass some Saw-esque puzzle involving a weight limit to exit a death trap. the cotton-like substance stopped the bleeding and she got her money, though the writing is so vague it doesn't say how much.
the anime is less interesting than I'm making it sound. just read the Battle Royale manga instead.
https://myanimelist.net/manga/142/Battle_Royale

2026-07-31 00:42:44 UTC

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@npub18ua…py5u @npub1xlu…mvg0 the characters use this white cotton-like substance that instantly stops bleeding. yes, it looks retarded, and yes, this movie is terrible.

2026-07-26 12:35:48 UTC

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@npub1h96…tkr9 @npub1ruh…f5vt or do like I do: obsessively check for the keys in my pocket and pull the door handle every time I get out of the car.
I even bought a big carabiner for my car keys so I will always feel the weight. plus, it can double as an improvised weapon that cops won't give you a ticket for.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d7/8e/b3/d78eb382e7d85933b86bf936a7a8aeb54396c7e229f6f40fc4c3f45d1bf72380.jpg?name=SfhANz4FLqTLig.jpg

2026-07-26 07:53:50 UTC

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@npub1ruh…f5vt I didn't know your house was damaged. sorry.

2026-07-26 07:45:48 UTC

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@npub1ruh…f5vt on what planet is everything fine? I want to move there

2026-07-26 02:56:05 UTC

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@npub1q4d…enpq yeah, I'm glad he's not getting divorced and their son won't suffer. but he's got to stop asking other people to upend their lives over false alarms.

2026-07-26 02:52:11 UTC

A friend convinced me that he was going to get divorced and be homeless by Monday. He swore it was definitely happening and would probably be permanent. I started making accommodations for him to sleep on an extra mattress at my house, and maybe one of my bedrooms (after my current roommates move out, Inshallah). I even started thinking if we should carpool to work together, since his wife would keep their car.
I got all stressed out over nothing, because he made up with his wife and everything seems fine, even though he was doom-n-gloom yesterday. And he's done this to me before; he and/or his wife must have bipolar disorder.
I'm willing to help a friend in need, but I prefer them to actually be in need instead of jerking me around like this. :shrug_akko:

2026-07-25 18:23:30 UTC

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2026-07-25 17:14:31 UTC

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2026-07-25 17:12:29 UTC

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the finest of aperages
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2026-07-25 17:10:29 UTC

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A. gibs
B. me
C. dat
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2026-07-25 17:04:29 UTC

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respect the flange.
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2026-07-25 16:54:29 UTC

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@npub1nve…af9j @npub16wf…q39j >I wonder if this statue will be stolen one day by some superior civilisation
yeah, the apes