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Public Key

npub1leqraca9xtyuezf4vmxa6czrepe04ynpmvjqzf7kq0v3cqnrj8vsmf0ed0

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0usp7uwjn9jwv3y6kdnwavppusuh6jfsakfqpyltq8kguqf3erkgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsdsyrl9

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Last Notes

2026-08-29 19:58:09 CEST

Has the option been removed from @nprofile…0y44 to login with email? I have an old account that is only linked to email but I can't even see the login button any more in the app

2026-08-16 23:03:48 CEST

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Vibing
https://blossom.primal.net/5bb88d0848a4fb4551ed2799bb762c492b1f7c4eff4cd7acf586e54ed9f7ea59.jpg

2026-08-16 23:00:38 CEST

I started a part time job to pay off what I owe AND to stack harder. I chose to become a Saunameister in high quality Therme 5 minutes on the bicycle from my place and I fucking love it. Great time, great deal, work is a joy, blasting hot air into people's faces is the cherry on top. Yeah I said you can leave anytime and no one is judging but really, buddy, if you leave early we're all judging so TAKE THIS WIND OF FIRE STRAIGHT UP YOUR NOSTRILS AND SAY THANK YOU while hiding the pain. And remember, you paid, I get paid. I'm LOVING it 💖

2026-08-16 09:09:45 CEST

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Humiliating users of Coldcards does not equal shaming of the company. When has humiliation ever convinced anyone of anything? All it does is alienate

2026-08-15 15:30:23 CEST

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That is the religious thinking, the mob mentality, that bitcoin maxi in-group-preference that got us into the Coinkite mess in the first place.

2026-08-14 13:52:57 CEST

💣 @npub12ct…c5ky allows downloads of the old **vulnerable** firmwares??? Just why? Get them out of circulation guys, don't make it easier for scammers and thieves. Takes me ten seconds to come up with a method to screw with people having the old firmwares availale. https://coldcard.com/downloads/all
https://image.nostr.build/8f73e6d483b2f6fc3efb71a30a1234863cebdec909e2e989887abd89b764bc8a.png

2026-08-12 22:16:40 CEST

Marked safe from being murdered and assraped by the sun today ✅👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️
https://blossom.primal.net/6b16ffb24db0cc0829217d5bf0e7e0bba31c0cf2b91ae0e8ab49ede3ba465f5c.jpg

2026-08-09 23:06:03 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/3025d9d8b8b1ce6dd61b4467b2c0622db33f93d1cda66162c57c504a5431ae56.mp4

2026-08-09 22:36:41 CEST

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What the hell 😄

2026-08-09 22:35:40 CEST

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Maybe coming back is a longer way than going full circle in his case

2026-08-09 22:19:12 CEST

Oh wow it's real. Sir is a bit far out. Hoping he comes back one day.
https://nitter.net/LukeDashjr/status/2086541043973922881#m
#nevent1q…vrpt

2026-08-09 18:50:00 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/3025d9d8b8b1ce6dd61b4467b2c0622db33f93d1cda66162c57c504a5431ae56.mp4
#nevent1q…knns

2026-08-08 20:53:59 CEST

When WoS rug? @nprofile…0y44 💀
If you plan to ever blackhole our lightning sats, now would be a good time with the overall doom and gloom in and around Bitcoin

2026-08-08 00:56:17 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/7d1ee91667b1f69369939e7fa4e6a94355accf3316436ffd477e4fd2cbe87a7f.mp4
#nevent1q…3q3y

2026-08-08 00:37:56 CEST

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Right seat male, left seat divers, middle for the tax payer.

2026-08-07 22:59:40 CEST

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That is.... acceptable?! No kyc on-chain swap?! Thank you!

2026-08-07 22:58:50 CEST

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If you're not giga stoned all the time you were also able to catch that through screens. It's just so many of them (they crave attention because they're weak bitches) that the cheerleader effect kicks in.
Can we add that to The Bitcoin Handbook please? A page on the cheerleader effect among scamfluencers?

2026-08-07 22:52:47 CEST

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Costa quanta fees?

2026-08-07 15:03:50 CEST

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A responsible, honorable disclosure
-Or-
2.000 btc
Everybody can reflect on this decision and what oneself would do. Be honest. Be honest. Thank you.

2026-08-06 23:07:30 CEST

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This is th Mossad approved version yes?

2026-08-06 23:03:36 CEST

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Unpopular opinion but yes!

2026-08-06 23:01:35 CEST

HINFORT, Geringblockfinder!
#nevent1q…nxg5

2026-08-06 22:57:52 CEST

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Geh weg mit die Bip110 Gepimmel, wir sind im #ColdCardwar ⚔️

2026-08-05 07:11:06 CEST

The Bitcoiner bubble is this 🤏 close to realizing that OpenSats is a money laundry

2026-08-05 06:54:28 CEST

Gm. What's broken today?
https://youtu.be/pndhO5DcSI0

2026-08-02 15:16:51 CEST

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I trust that someone else has checked the new Coldcard firmware just like everybody else and just like we did before.

2026-08-02 09:46:56 CEST

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They've nothing to loose now, might as well sell as much as they can before going out of business.

2026-08-02 00:32:30 CEST

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yes they have been attacked by coinkite

2026-08-01 20:34:33 CEST

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...for content? Yes.

2026-08-01 19:07:40 CEST

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Which makes it evermore secure 😂

2026-08-01 19:07:13 CEST

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And do not shoot them 🫪

2026-08-01 19:02:49 CEST

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...and everybody on the bus gave a big round of applause.

2026-08-01 19:01:32 CEST

Hot take:
Give it another week or two until every bitcoiner with tokens to spend has analysed the shit out of the code and the hardware schematics, FROM THAT POINT on and until @COINKITE @nprofile…32sk WILL 100% go out of business, the Coldcard will be the most secure hardware wallet imaginable.

2026-08-01 17:34:03 CEST

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@npub102m…asul

2026-08-01 06:21:05 CEST

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I'm saying this for years, talking publicly with presentations and everything: everybody trusts that somebody else has independently checked the code. Remember when Proton announced their Bitcoin wallet and everybody was surprised Pikachu? The had the code public for over three months at that point but why would anyone have a look.
If the bitcoiners need anything, it's no another hard or software wallet, black hoddies with Orang and white labels or conferences but a foundation that just looks at the code. Even the ethereum guys have had their Peckchield and Hacken, though that was another layer of the scamonion. Will anybody please think of the kids, I mean THE CODE?

2026-07-30 10:09:29 CEST

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No, please explain

2026-07-29 21:48:03 CEST

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One singular copy of a book gets cut up to be scanned. No entity buys up or confiscates entire editions. Whats the issue?

2026-07-26 16:29:09 CEST

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Nichts ist so permanent wie eine temporäre Lösung.
Wenns läuft, lass laufen!

2026-07-25 20:47:06 CEST

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It'll ask you to send it 100$ via PayPal Friends so it can send you 200$. "Lol I'm a whacky AI model omg I'm glitchiiing! Quick, send me money and I double it!!"

2026-07-25 20:36:35 CEST

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The first AI that asks YOU :-D

2026-07-23 00:07:16 CEST

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Ja, aber....
https://blossom.primal.net/5aafc81affedbf07b606b011de232eb35ae4ae81aa36b73bc07f077ac955b30d.jpg

2026-07-22 11:57:39 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/aac79cceb7e15207a7b67712af0a9ebbb6c73299ca68d739f4e287b592894c03.mp4

2026-07-18 07:18:26 CEST

Dull creation invites creative destruction

2026-07-17 15:56:15 CEST

1950, Wuppertal
https://blossom.primal.net/1319bac73c95120c9941d750ed95bde3079aec5778f4b9d12e286d18064213ff.jpg

2026-07-06 18:06:13 CEST

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Leave Amethyst behind and choose Wisp

2026-07-04 10:52:08 CEST

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That comma makes an enormous difference

2026-06-30 22:22:10 CEST

Some haven't lived through a full market cycle yet and it shows.
Relax. We go even lower and linger around these levels for years to come, plenty of time to stack. Fucking relax.

2026-06-28 21:22:45 CEST

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Ay, only reds here

2026-06-28 17:15:04 CEST

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Too late to, the squirrel damaged one plants roots too much, it died.
And here is the perpetrator, sunning his balls next to the crime scene
https://blossom.primal.net/63a79796f409e47ee343e816fc45fdf74c31c93123c7f7c0640a09dc0f9dffb1.jpg

2026-06-28 16:54:49 CEST

On-chain zaps are dead by now, yes?
'Another amazing feature that half a dozen people around the world had a huge amount of fun with for almost an entire weekend.'

2026-06-28 16:47:11 CEST

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Why I stopped going to Bitcoiner meet-Ups. IE there's a guy that proudly collects empty bottles in the streets to return them for cents, showing off the "dozens of sats" he makes. In summertime they meet up next to the local central bank to linger around like punks at a trainstation. These guys are middle aged men, not 16 yrs olds. Another guy sits two years straight next to that bank, holding signs with the latest viral bitcoin catch phrases, posts pictures of himself on Nostr and other idiots zap him and cheer him on. I guess his family is very well off, because he's doing nothing else. Or at least he likes to appear that way.
It's so embarrassing, I needes to completely separate. They almost got me hating Bitcoin.

2026-06-28 16:36:23 CEST

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Yes.
Have you been on Nostr in the late stages of zapathons?

2026-06-28 16:34:21 CEST

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Best I can do is to find the tiniest thing we disagree on and violently insult you

2026-06-28 16:32:55 CEST

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How to respond to a good bug report:
Cheers mate, I look into it.
How not respond to a good bug report:
Sure. Create a PR on git.

2026-06-28 16:13:08 CEST

Everything and everyone is air frying right now 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/bdfa2b08de6148235e3436ef5ba936ea66141c13435deb9458c7f460c1f92559.jpg

2026-06-20 23:10:02 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/2491448a670141856c7dd10baeb0c9676d8e629314f2fa4281d19988b0574c21.jpg
🍕󠄿󠅥󠅓󠅘󠄐󠅟󠅥󠅓󠅘󠄐󠅝󠅩󠄐󠅠󠅕󠅕󠅠󠅕󠅕󠄐󠅘󠅥󠅢󠅤󠅣󠄑︊󠄴󠅟󠅞󠄗󠅤󠄐󠅒󠅙󠅤󠅕󠄐󠅣󠅟󠄐󠅘󠅑󠅢󠅔󠄞󠄐
#nevent1q…kx5s

2026-06-20 08:07:30 CEST

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My two Bitaxes claim they found 4 when they haven't 🤣

2026-06-20 08:06:24 CEST

Thanks, grey-skinned weak skinny fat government drone but I'll be fine in 35°C. Take your pills and watch TV.
https://blossom.primal.net/600ab99c7980107a3e2a632ae782f1804fc2faec646d1c148a740103d4886397.jpg
WHO LOVES THE SUN?!

2026-06-20 08:00:00 CEST

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"If you are a decent human being, raise your fist and say "black lives matter", it's not that hard!"

2026-06-20 07:56:29 CEST

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Or maybe a snake? Less furry, demanding and noisy

2026-06-19 21:48:01 CEST

Recent retarded UI changes made buttons tiny on mobile phones. I hearby remove the stigma of upscaling your UIs. You don't have to be >60 years old to enjoy large buttons 🙏
https://blossom.primal.net/c42e81b90fdd66ddf7f7973fe0de41128be51e535119e437da7293871354641d.jpg

2026-06-19 20:53:38 CEST

Guys what's your go-to squirrel poison? Those pesky rodents keep digging up the soil from my plants! Peace was an option but three times does it 🥷 ⚔️ Namaste
https://blossom.primal.net/237740c3e57f75c0e2fe274921b0e73649b8b15d24cdd13f0ce79979b14b9352.jpg

2026-06-19 20:23:17 CEST

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@nprofile…azqk

2026-06-18 17:03:21 CEST

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"Don't trust any statistic you haven't faked yourself."

2026-06-17 21:50:26 CEST

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Gm good Sir

2026-06-16 21:39:24 CEST

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Where Y axis?
https://blossom.primal.net/f15a8fb89368aabcc3c52a09b5650bec69c7c23fd0c7b82b3796342cfe8a8174.jpg

2026-06-15 23:13:37 CEST

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@grok is this true?

2026-06-15 22:34:46 CEST

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Nah that's just a picture of the original print, it's from recently printed 2022 edition, first time direct translation from Japanese to German. But I can see starting a collection! I might already have, thinking about it.
I make it my mission to add some basic and rare content to the karate hashtag here on Nostr.

2026-06-15 21:40:48 CEST

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2 Yen 50 Sen, sorry. No idea why autocorrect twice didn't like the 50.

2026-06-15 21:39:46 CEST

Gichin Funakoshi
Karatedō Kyōhan
1935. 2 Yen 60 Sen.
https://blossom.primal.net/284c4904a8eefaf0ffdc7505f78eef174e16ab558bd1baa643dc724ec0582b59.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c8503d8f1e4f6f6a44625b31b7bdf71e94b23590eec862541134a037d739a2fa.jpg
#karate #jpn #japan #funakoshi

2026-06-15 20:57:16 CEST

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@nprofile…8pqh 🤣

2026-06-14 22:21:32 CEST

I'm now a luxury car dealer that accepts bitcoin for Lambos, McLarens, high end Mercs and whatnot 🚗 🚙 🚓
You send me bitcoin, I go and buy the car and have it transfered it to you. For a small 2.1% premium plus taxes and cost for transfer of course. I even put an orange sticker on it FOR FREE!!!
Step up your game, hoodie boys

2026-06-14 12:56:17 CEST

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My recommendation is to not bother with hand grinding your coffee 🫶 Slow, loud, tedious, not as romantic as you think it is.
Rather elevate your coffee beans pulverization game and look for coffee bean crushers

2026-06-13 13:37:43 CEST

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@nprofile…wemd do you see what I mean?

2026-06-13 13:24:43 CEST

The difference between a cloud and a mountain is me
https://blossom.primal.net/5d8fecbd0eea5aa4e379361362e6f4141d0b2a5ea4537d5558472786229dea1b.jpg

2026-06-12 23:10:30 CEST

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At least on Nostr I can decide to suck or not to suck where on social media platforms I'm getting sucked and am forced to suck on every scroll and post. On Nostr it is I that sucks and I have the freedom of suck.
Nostr sucks different.

2026-06-12 20:48:39 CEST

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Suuuuure... 🙄

2026-06-12 19:53:52 CEST

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whats this supposed to be? disclosed UFO/UAO?

2026-06-12 19:35:31 CEST

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@npub102m…asul

2026-06-12 11:08:28 CEST

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correct

2026-06-12 11:07:24 CEST

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nbstr?

2026-06-12 11:06:32 CEST

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All we have is now but we live in an eternal now.
https://image.nostr.build/05d8f24f4a9d1a9e101f58dcf52687b62724700f5d3589e734bccecf05c2f312.png

2026-06-12 08:58:05 CEST

I just obliterated 114 Nostr zombies from orbit using the NUCLEAR OPTION in #PlebsVsZombies! ☢️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️
💀 MAXIMUM CARNAGE ACHIEVED! 💀
My Zombie Score™ was 13%! What's yours?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩🟩
Follow @npub1pvz…sd4h and join the hunt at: 🏹
https://plebsvszombies.cc

2026-06-11 23:36:30 CEST

I need this firefighter robot thing and I need it badly. I'm sure it can be turned into the opposite of a fire extinguisher and rode into battle.
Let's find out.
Begging for sats now. I mean fundraising. So kids, go to your mommy's wallet, get the bills with big numbers out and zap them over, thanks. We're in this together now.
https://blossom.primal.net/426b6c50cc9c068a29a479b1a9621e898bc13564a876111914364d4ea066da82.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/9c1a88fee93660e4479ad1958b7b9ba39fb2bace52c54b8f8870ded33c4386b5.jpg

2026-06-11 18:59:15 CEST

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A serious disdain for the state and all authorities is what I'm developing...

2026-06-11 18:55:16 CEST

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Cool, thanks! Girlfriends of guys who tag along or also women on her own?

2026-06-11 18:45:57 CEST

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2026-06-11 15:18:33 CEST

@npub102m…asul
test

2026-06-11 14:52:25 CEST

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How's attendance this year?

2026-06-08 14:27:22 CEST

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Yes I found those Frau Simmerdingers too. Anwälte mit dem Nachnamen aber nicht passenden Vornamen. Irgendwas stimmt doch da nicht

2026-06-08 13:35:36 CEST

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I mean, I even used The Google and everything and couldn't find it

2026-06-08 13:35:04 CEST

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How did you find that, searching on Xing directly? Is it a lawyers profile, is it legit then?

2026-06-08 12:52:34 CEST

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Kettle bell swings are good for strengthening core

2026-06-08 12:42:27 CEST

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Bitcoin backed loans
+
"The 4 year cycle is broken"
🫠

2026-06-08 08:54:01 CEST

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I can't find a lawyer by that name. Does she even exist? Why isn't SHE sending the letter on behalf of her client?
I don't even consider this to a LEGAL THREAT, it's just a regular threat. And this being a regular threat I don't see what the fuzz about doxxing is all about. It's fair game.

2026-06-07 23:13:41 CEST

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We need m̶o̶r̶e̶ maxim̶a̶lists.

2026-06-07 23:04:32 CEST

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Imagine caring about what half a dozen strangers on the internet think about you.

2026-06-06 08:57:02 CEST

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Congrats on the launch! Exciting to see Bitcoin inheritance and self-custody tackled so thoughtfully. See you in Prague!

2026-06-01 13:55:42 CEST

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370 für welche Strecke?

2026-05-29 23:06:33 CEST

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Thoughts & prayers