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@nprofile…jy42 Ich finde, das ist ein sinnvoller Einsatzbereich für KI: heiße Luft. Politikerreden waren schon immer größtenteils inhaltsleer. Vielleicht könnte man den gesamten Debatierprozess automatisieren?

2026-04-19 12:13:46 UTC

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@nprofile…4f7h So that’s where my socks are going!

2026-04-05 17:17:22 UTC

So, my cousin had a baby, how do you call this kind of #kinship?
As it turns out, the term differs a lot from #language to language:
#English: first cousin once removed.
#French: little cousin (petite-cousine)
#German: niece of the second degree (Nichte zweiten Grades)
#Esperanto: second ranked niece (duaranga nevino)
How do you say in your language? 🤗
#family #Consanguinity

2026-02-23 10:29:37 UTC

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@nprofile…4f7h Multitasking ist gar nicht gesund. Er macht das absolut richtig. 😌

2026-02-20 10:12:34 UTC

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@nprofile…yme2 @nprofile…5l6v Na ja. Warum hat Putin das dann in der Ukraine nicht schon so gemacht? 🙄
(In der Sache hat sie natürlich recht, aber der Teil der Argumentation war etwas fragwürdig.)

2026-02-05 14:36:16 UTC

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@nprofile…3tku Why don’t you just take a bath in a natural body of water? Safes money, makes you clean, AND you can tell your friends you once got arrested for ‘public indecency’. The classic win-win-win situation.

2026-02-05 13:44:15 UTC

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@nprofile…d73q @nprofile…cl62 I had to upgrade, because mine broke. I am now on 5 and I love it, actually. 👍

2026-01-19 12:21:23 UTC

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@nprofile…jgfj Ernstgemeinte Frage: Welche Voraussetzungen hatte die SA damals? Nur so als Vergleichswert.

2026-01-19 11:14:20 UTC

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@nprofile…55cj @nprofile…4sqy Fun fact: häufiges ADHS-Symptom.

2026-01-03 15:11:43 UTC

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@nprofile…t48u Zweischneidiges Schwert. Einerseits möchtest du mit gutem Beispiel vorangehen, andererseits möchtest du die Leute da abholen wo sie stehen.

2025-12-06 06:12:32 UTC

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@nprofile…37zh @nprofile…4gvd While not thinking makes it worse for everyone else. 😔

2025-08-16 10:27:22 UTC

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@nprofile…wlyc Wie wäre es mit Premiumkennzeichen mit blauem Haken?

2025-08-12 05:44:40 UTC

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@nprofile…k68k Genialer Plan! Die Warnung auf der Packung lautet: »Rauchen lässt Ihren Penis schrumpfen« und dazu ein Bild von einem völlig normal großen Penis als Beweis. 😈

2025-07-21 16:05:44 UTC

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@nprofile…30m2 Ah! There’s nothing like a Style Writer 2 singing daaa dadadadadaaa when it wakes up. 😌

2025-07-12 08:28:44 UTC

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@nprofile…avnq I like.

2025-07-03 08:07:53 UTC

My mum received an invitation to a #classreunion and I wonder why I was never invited to one by my former class mates. Don’t they want me there? Are they unable to find me because I am not on Facebook? Or is this simply no longer a thing in my generation? 🤔
I mean, not that I would want to go anyway, I just want to know.
#school #generations #socialmedia #socialanxiety

2025-06-16 10:01:05 UTC

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@nprofile…dsla Why? It’s easy to dismiss it as silly from today’s perspective, but it was a new idea back then. (Even if it’s only a legend.)

2025-06-07 06:50:34 UTC

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@nprofile…mjc8 Könnte die EU da nicht mal was regulieren? Ich meine, das müsste sich Audiozubereitung nach Art eines Podcast nennen müssen.

2025-05-27 06:55:59 UTC

The best #bakery in town went #bancrupt. The insolvency administrator (Is that the right term?) thinks he can safe the company. I hope so. Otherwise it would be a great loss for the town in general and my stomach in particular! 😩
#hanover #hannover #bread #food

2025-03-19 08:38:20 UTC

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@nprofile…wlyc Okay. Das ist leider geil. Schade nur, dass die Uhr keinen winzigen Atari-Joystick hat.

2025-02-23 15:42:05 UTC

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@nprofile…nc0e Man erkennt rechte Trollposts ja meist schon an der Rechtschreibung. Dass hier das »das« das »dass« ist, das »das« statt »dass« geschrieben wurde, bedeutet für mich: DAS IST EINE FALLE!

2025-02-21 08:53:30 UTC

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@nprofile…dsla Depends on the podcast, tbh. When I’m listening to my news podcast I might actually shout at the Bluetooth speaker.
Anyway, I didn’t mean using swear words in conversation either.
Let’s say the two of us would meet and have a walk together. We are speaking English, of course. So, when I step into a dog turd, I would say: ‘Fuck!’ If we were talking German, I would say: »Scheiße!«

2025-02-21 08:04:14 UTC

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@nprofile…dsla I usually curse in the language I am speaking or, when I am alone, in the language of the podcast I am listening to.

2025-02-17 06:46:49 UTC

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@nprofile…tf29 Sind aber alles nur Walversprechen.
Okay, okay, ich gehe ja schon. 🫣

2025-02-11 07:03:03 UTC

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@nprofile…dsla If you got some motivation left after that donation, I could use some too to get up today.

2024-05-17 08:04:25 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 We have both Espresso House and Starbuck’s. Espresso House is much better.

2024-04-18 12:42:53 UTC

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@npub1sdk…0kgj Ah. Okay. Warum auch immer man das wollen würde. 😅 Aber jeder wie er mag. 😁

2024-04-18 12:23:13 UTC

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@npub1sdk…0kgj Für das reMarkable 2 gibt es doch auch eine Tastatur.

2024-04-13 10:13:52 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Except for the headphones that could be me.

2024-03-26 11:37:56 UTC

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@npub1ypg…8v27 Ist das gut?

2023-10-26 06:46:13 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Spoiler: several minutes later she dies anyway.

2023-10-21 07:26:40 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Silly question: did you try #tea?

2023-08-30 12:26:46 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 I’d send out the notice anyway, but only by mail to the users. No public announcement.

2023-08-27 10:52:33 UTC

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@npub1ht0…dyc3 No solutions for the groups, but you could start to write letters to your relatives. ✍️

2023-08-25 08:31:03 UTC

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@npub1ht0…dyc3 Oh, I see. ‘Carefully’?

2023-08-25 08:25:15 UTC

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@npub1ht0…dyc3 Isn’t there a syllable too many in the last line of the last stanza?🤔

2023-08-21 19:22:49 UTC

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@npub1um2…6jsa @npub1en8…anvd They missed an opportunity here. The grim reaper should have been portrayed diving, not standing.

2023-08-21 09:49:53 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Hey. We are the ones with #ADHD. We #ghost others all the time. Never on purpose, though.

2023-08-11 05:45:14 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 That’s because glasses originally weren’t made of glasses, but of beryls.

2023-08-08 13:50:36 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 How do you know?

2023-08-04 18:28:57 UTC

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@npub1l3g…vu48 @npub1z0u…7es5 Friend of mine uses #KMyMoney for his business. Or at least did a few years back. Don’t really know if he’s still using it.

2023-07-16 09:47:07 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Oh, you’re out of work? So sorry, but I don’t have any free slots available.

2023-07-15 08:41:49 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 It’s called consumer protection: it protects the goods from being consumed.

2023-07-05 11:30:48 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Actually, physicists around the world spoke German at that time like they speak English today.

2023-05-18 08:56:27 UTC

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@npub1cus…6789 Is the word dåb related to the English word dip?