mrecheese 🧀

Good morning. Haven't heard from you in a while, and I was worried, so I had my cop buddy check on you. He said you drive right by my house every day. Is something wrong? I thought we were friends? He said you have your phone with you, so why won't you answer when I call?
#deflock

2026-07-15 13:30:45 UTC

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Crap, no photos. We just use a local lab for those. They can buy the stupid ink when it dries up between prints.

2026-07-15 13:27:15 UTC

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I bought a Brother HL-L3280CDW and it is literally the best printer I've ever owned. It just works, every time, and it takes the cheap toner. Network printing actually works, also.

2026-07-14 11:59:46 UTC

Good morning. I had my cop buddy check to see if you were really home sick today, or if you were out driving around.

2026-07-13 20:49:00 UTC

Only 2,460 to go.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/57d1b36a9959ede44241711e77049dfa13cbd9f217d4d46acb74c447b3614d65.jpg
#nevent1q…r5hv

2026-07-13 17:14:30 UTC

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That dude has wanted centralization and censorship from day one. He tried to make it sound like the 4 people using nostr were killing gays and raping women 24/7 so he could get a block list going.

2026-07-13 05:45:18 UTC

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Too many people underestimate the power of occasionally standing still.

2026-07-13 00:36:23 UTC

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That exists, but not in a hat. Not yet, anyway.

2026-07-12 04:57:05 UTC

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I'll tell you anyway. 😂
That's where they sleep all night for 2 nights. You don't sleep, though, because you figure the kid has died or something, so you wake up to check every 10 minutes. The third or fourth night, you actually figure the nightmare is over, and you sleep like you've never slept before. Then the fifth or sixth night, you start telling people how FINALLY this baby is sleeping through the night. About a day or two after that, the child screams in the middle of the night and never stops. Ever. The end.

2026-07-12 01:14:33 UTC

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https://relay.21mil.me/06ae060e8dc8b728caaa218ab4f1e6ce7c23d5d52feea4fd0b3d4d628e464c87.gif

2026-07-12 00:54:44 UTC

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You've almost made it to the "sleeps all night" fakeout.

2026-07-11 18:18:20 UTC

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"I've moved on to other things."

2026-07-11 14:48:10 UTC

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Keep your dirty fingers off my shirkidiriki or whatever.

2026-07-11 14:42:48 UTC

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No.

2026-07-11 06:29:14 UTC

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Wait I got this...
sudo Ctrl-z
All better now.

2026-07-11 04:44:18 UTC

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Oh shit sorry bro. 🙏

2026-07-11 03:27:22 UTC

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Oh they are, I assure you.

2026-07-11 03:16:47 UTC

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You're damn right about that one. 💪💪💪💪

2026-07-11 03:13:23 UTC

Let me see if this works...
sudo rm -rf retards

2026-07-11 02:53:12 UTC

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It would work on my wife for sure.

2026-07-10 15:46:11 UTC

@nprofile…9ud8
@nprofile…7t8r

2026-07-09 01:33:57 UTC

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Also watch Facing Nolan to really appreciate the pitching.

2026-07-09 01:32:48 UTC

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The movie.

2026-07-09 00:53:34 UTC

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The Sandlot will tell you everything you need to know.

2026-07-08 23:18:28 UTC

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Pick from a list, or off. Options win every time, almost, but not quite, 67% of the time, give or take a standard deviation, usually.

2026-07-08 17:40:06 UTC

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🫃

2026-07-08 17:37:53 UTC

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That's super accurate though.

2026-07-08 17:35:18 UTC

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The little taqueria I used to go to did the skillet method and had it every day. It wasn't "real" machacado since it wasn't technically dried, but the gringo couldn't tell the difference. 😂

2026-07-08 17:05:48 UTC

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You should take a stab at machacado sometime. You basically just need to dry or crisp up the beef first.

2026-07-08 16:21:36 UTC

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That tracks.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/c1e69c592f6d18de7d3366ed5c98aa99c7c37bc63331ac81634e2aeb159acf02.jpg

2026-07-08 14:44:30 UTC

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2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9RjLnu2IKg

2026-07-08 14:34:30 UTC

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I'm a licensed influencer now. 😂
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/3b2803d6070bed96f6056098e04251d1a892b4dd1994e7a5e032f05c3f0c1242.jpg

2026-07-08 00:16:31 UTC

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Hey I stayed out of the mayo debate.

2026-07-07 22:28:33 UTC

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Oops my autocorrect borked the command. 40 years more suffering, sorry.

2026-07-07 22:27:08 UTC

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sudo rm - rf uterus

2026-07-07 20:25:41 UTC

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It's funny that you still talk to people, you silly goose.

2026-07-07 17:16:57 UTC

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I touch the door handle in case there's a fire on the other side.
In other news, they're biting glass over in @nprofile…ryd2's thread.

2026-07-07 17:14:19 UTC

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There is possibly a connection here because your fellow glass-eater @nprofile…c5gs also does not bite popsicles or ice cream. More research is needed.

2026-07-07 17:12:28 UTC

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😂 Just testing.

2026-07-07 16:48:34 UTC

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I've added a couple of cameras with the app. You can edit with an OSM account.

2026-07-07 16:46:47 UTC

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Do you bite ice cream or popsicles?

2026-07-07 16:36:26 UTC

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He's not taking the ASIC itself apart. More like taking the heatsinks off the hash board.
https://i.nostr.build/wGOyO.jpg
🤣

2026-07-07 16:15:28 UTC

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https://mrecheese.blossom.band/a5f420650ba21e56b6a3f890509bc31cda76e3d96746482a8b53f98a70de4ae9.jpg

2026-07-07 01:40:45 UTC

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That line about how strong his neck was is such pure PT Barnum-level bullshit that it makes me walk funny when I think about it.

2026-07-06 23:08:19 UTC

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@nprofile…datl can definitely help with this. We were kicking around direct solar power one night in the Corny Chat. I am for sure doing it his way when I get ready.

2026-07-05 21:26:47 UTC

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That's what we use to kill people.

2026-07-05 21:24:23 UTC

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Can confirm wife is a fed.

2026-07-05 12:50:57 UTC

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I like to save all the fireworks for 07:00 on July 5.

2026-07-05 05:30:26 UTC

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Sounds like the decision has been made. 😂

2026-07-05 05:29:05 UTC

Neighbors shooting guns all day gave me an excuse to set off some tannerite, so that was nice. Ate a 1/4 lb. hotdog, also. Honestly, the day topped out at breakfast, but don't let my wife know or she'll get the big head.

2026-07-05 04:58:05 UTC

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Dang blanks cost more than fireworks!

2026-07-05 01:41:11 UTC

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I'm just trying to help them.

2026-07-05 00:14:11 UTC

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That's the correct approach.

2026-07-05 00:13:33 UTC

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@nprofile…9ud8 I have an idea. Let's have our wives do a contest where they try to make the best food for us every day for 75 years. We'll keep track of their progress and tally up the results to see who won in 2101. They'll have so much fun coming up with awesome food for us. It'll be really good for them.

2026-07-05 00:03:32 UTC

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Yeah, pretty much. Just less pooping.

2026-07-05 00:02:13 UTC

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Even better, don't decrypt the list, then publish it without encryption. I wish I could put my finger on which one did this.

2026-07-04 23:56:48 UTC

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It's like 2 girls 1 cup. It's culturally significant, but you're probably not gonna have a good time watching it.

2026-07-04 23:54:01 UTC

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This is a fair assessment.

2026-07-04 23:53:04 UTC

All the impressive fireworks are $150+ so everyone is just shooting guns instead.
Ammo is cheaper than Chinese fireworks this year.

2026-07-04 23:50:03 UTC

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It tasted even better than it looks. Eggs, bacon, cheese, avocado, on a toasted croissant. 🤌🤌

2026-07-04 23:44:35 UTC

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More nostr users know I'm not dead than members of my family. 😂

2026-07-04 23:42:44 UTC

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True. Our standard joke: If it wasn't on facebook, it didn't happen.
We've missed announcements of marriage, birth, death, babies, etc. because we weren't on facebook, and they forgot we existed. Our birthdays, anniversary, life, death, whatever? Not on facebook, so it didn't happen.

2026-07-04 16:44:51 UTC

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You probably won't have a choice soon. If not this time, then next time. It shows you who your REAL family, friends, and customers are. Spoiler alert, it's a shockingly small number.

2026-07-04 16:34:58 UTC

Addicts will scan their ID because they are addicts. That's 99% or more. Proof? When is the last time you met someone in the general public with no algorithmic social media account? How many people using nostr still have a twitter account? You think anyone will quit now? Nope, they will scan their ID, or face, or whatever it takes to keep the dopamine and the money flowing.
Inb4 all muh family, all muh business, all muh friends. Should've been pushing nostr presence for at least 2 years already.
Happy dependence day. 😘
#nevent1q…js8p

2026-07-04 14:50:27 UTC

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When zap splits backfire.

2026-07-04 14:44:26 UTC

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The breakfast croissant sandwich is ridiculous. 10/10

2026-07-04 14:18:47 UTC

Red, white, and blueberries.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/dd284131a0747d42e1394f278a4c041cf45c9d110639d7ca4edeb815e7a6209b.jpg

2026-07-04 00:02:01 UTC

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I am very excited for the red white and blueberries French toast party.
https://i.nostr.build/LA7io1WWW6u7T7hL.gif

2026-07-03 19:26:07 UTC

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Tor relays will probably get to be the norm.
It's a shame everyone still uses the same 2 or 3 relays. Those will get shut down first.
Also, the trend toward "don't worry with all that relay nonsense, we'll take care of it" is not going to be very .gov-resistant. I get it for onboarding normies, but it won't go well if we really start needing the censorship protection part of the protocol.
In a real-deal shitstorm, it's mesh networks over HF radio or something.

2026-07-02 17:51:14 UTC

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He's for sure a nice guy. Never had an issue with him at all. But outside looking in, the whole renaming thing stunk of old early 2000s forum crap. Curry should have used his clout to keep a very unique and strong community tied to his brand. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. 😂

2026-07-02 17:16:48 UTC

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Curry was one of them, so he's on my shit list. It was blocked by everyone, but there were enough users to keep it interesting. I met more people from there than I have nostr people. But somebody didn't like something and blahblahdramablah and they shut it down and renamed it. Gay normie behavior. Meanwhile, my npub has never rugged me.

2026-07-02 17:03:53 UTC

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Was. Got rugged by a couple of instances and said GFY. The coordinated blacklisting of instances is out of control, also.

2026-07-02 04:01:47 UTC

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It's aight.

2026-07-02 00:50:46 UTC

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Only takes one good year to get slapped with a bigass payment. Depends on the state a lot. Source: worked with guys who could knock down 250+ one year and 60 the next, and were shitty at being a human and/or shitty at judging a human.

2026-07-02 00:42:24 UTC

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Yeah, if you make 400-650k/year.

2026-07-01 06:35:39 UTC

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Gets 'em every time.

2026-07-01 06:20:27 UTC

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That one's just a tragic coincidence. I'm actually a slightly soiled genderless towel.

2026-06-30 17:59:14 UTC

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The idea behind it is that gender is the least interesting or important thing about an internet stranger, and there's rarely any reason to reveal it. Anyone revealing gender is trying to leverage it for some reason, according to this theory.
These are gross generalizations and I didn't come up with them. That said, if you bet money on it, you'd win more than you lose.
My own wife has violated this with lady in her name, so I'm not a hardliner on the thing.

2026-06-30 17:29:26 UTC

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You have to read up on "tits or gtfo" and what it really means. We should know about 1000 things about a person before we find out their gender. Then it's REALLY equal and fair.

2026-06-30 15:25:13 UTC

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He was accused of a bunch of rapey things a few years back that didn't stick. Comes back in the limelight brutally murdering immigrants. It's just too much. 😂

2026-06-30 15:18:53 UTC

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You can add:
- Uses introductions tag 🚩
I'm going to make a comprehensive list for people to follow and we'll either stop getting scammed or have fakes so good it doesn't matter.

2026-06-30 15:11:14 UTC

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Junior has a pokedex book. We will consult The Oracle.

2026-06-30 15:08:31 UTC

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You need my checklist 😂
But congrats on being generally a nice and trusting person. You keep us assholes grounded.

2026-06-30 15:04:53 UTC

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It does feel that way. Even the actor guy is controversial. It's like it was crafted to smash every button.

2026-06-30 15:01:21 UTC

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- Shows up in the place nobody knows about 🚩
- Posts selfies 🚩
- No backstory on how they found this place nobody knows about 🚩
- "Like-minded people" 🚩
- No content, projects, substance of any kind 🚩
- Zap wallet set up immediately 🚩🚩🚩
- Talks about how mean people are instead of muting or calling them a gay retard 🚩
They're right to be skeptical. Could be just a nice person who doesn't know how to internet, but statistically it's a grifter who may or may not be an actual female human.
All of that goes for dudes, too.

2026-06-30 12:19:06 UTC

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https://relay.21mil.me/06ae060e8dc8b728caaa218ab4f1e6ce7c23d5d52feea4fd0b3d4d628e464c87.gif
GFY!

2026-06-30 03:23:02 UTC

Okay, the Citizen Vigilante movie goes hard af on the immigrant situation. A "good movie" it is not, but it does deliver a message.
It will most certainly be banned from everywhere. If it's not, you'll know that they WANT us to see it and go vigilante on the rape-gang-types so they'll have an excuse to kill us, or some other tyrannical thing for "safety."
Also, this is by the guy who made Bloodrayne, and if you ever watched that, well...you'll be able to manage your expectations.

2026-06-29 19:17:29 UTC

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My first days playing with nostr were full of people wanting to implement moderation for all kinds of hurt feefees. That was in 2023, so basically day 1. Centralization and control are hardwired for a lot of people.

2026-06-29 17:54:22 UTC

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They still have a free shower poofy thing on the shelf and you're over here getting pictures instead of getting loot.

2026-06-29 17:48:19 UTC

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https://mrecheese.blossom.band/db6533cbbdf1913a42158c001e1bc9a46f962c9f97c3d4404ced726a2cbf725f.jpg

2026-06-29 17:39:57 UTC

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Gonna be the fish man tonight, I tell you hwhut.

2026-06-29 17:37:41 UTC

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This has turned into a weird kind of gaslighting wherein I am not really here.

2026-06-29 17:31:16 UTC

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I was steering it in the physical realm.