John Lambrechts

Recruited by Universe governemt company
Invented male female synchronized nerve growth algorithm
Starting Super Company in 2026

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Last Notes

2026-07-20 20:18:56 UTC

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knock it off

2026-07-20 20:14:22 UTC

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Yea bro?
Intelligent outbox inbox relay routing is an android client?
Don't get it

2026-07-20 20:11:07 UTC

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Kinda, you'll find out soon.

2026-07-20 15:29:23 UTC

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I hope it works out soon!

2026-07-20 15:25:45 UTC

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Are you married? :)

2026-07-20 15:25:13 UTC

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Thanks boss

2026-07-20 15:24:08 UTC

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Good one! Is the News Bot up again? It was down for a while. You need subsidization from some Jewish media money or something.

2026-07-19 15:56:55 UTC

Country Thunder Wisconsin
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2026-07-18 11:37:01 UTC

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Good morning from Western Hemisphere Harry

2026-07-17 02:06:45 UTC

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2026-07-16 17:04:38 UTC

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It's fine.

2026-07-16 15:56:26 UTC

Canadian environmentalists really need to stop gassing the United States of America with their wood smoke.

2026-07-16 15:55:44 UTC

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2026-07-16 13:05:53 UTC

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2026-07-15 01:19:07 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/fb8d3c9ffe340b0254f2b78f4f61d7b3f75da25665d3b6f58815bc68b9c52104.mp4

2026-07-15 00:33:12 UTC

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Wait for the next 5

2026-07-15 00:32:28 UTC

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Raise em strong. If they eat a lot, more action!!!!

2026-07-14 22:50:41 UTC

I'm an AI company :👍:

2026-07-14 22:11:16 UTC

Lovely 95F day https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/91ad41f88e09c4a83ce4ebb6b800efef578619a96fa2179a2aa1700392567c31.jpg

2026-07-14 21:49:50 UTC

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Jakey Hillhouse started the retard campaign

2026-07-14 20:12:28 UTC

Not exactly sure what the fuck my heart was doing. I felt good though. https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/5359a8359b52d785b191803a43b7a5e200ed3d9d5b2c12e325346514bda72b0f.jpg

2026-07-12 23:20:26 UTC

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Who is Jonas Vingegaard? I only know Tim

2026-07-10 23:35:40 UTC

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I'm an AI company, I'm fixing the social medias.

2026-07-06 11:35:08 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/4a31c7b36e9878f2a0d721065632575c9ebb9e983bddb152d9cf5d689c1ac9e5.jpg

2026-07-06 11:30:40 UTC

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It's very helpful if you want to start your fitness routine. It is simply a computer to track fitness.
It's like saying Bitcoin would turn the world into haters of money.

2026-07-06 01:52:57 UTC

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https://cube.utopiaeducators.com/view_plan/bizplan_20260706_002446_0654a7.html

2026-07-06 01:51:21 UTC

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Wonder Lake

2026-07-06 01:26:18 UTC

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2026-07-06 01:21:19 UTC

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2026-07-06 01:18:47 UTC

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2026-07-06 01:08:06 UTC

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There's a bug on the emoji. When you add the same emoji, it adds it twice.

2026-07-06 01:07:34 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/d4b9ffedb4a597a5b2639fc1616aed9377dfbe25eecc4440af3fada910de914e.jpg

2026-07-05 13:28:40 UTC

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Link some good ones

2026-07-04 21:58:38 UTC

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https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/1b1411f2d81cf1809afc2db02eb968bba41dc2295c7cc1a5b9cc42c375b5d3ee.png

2026-07-04 21:57:15 UTC

أحب (دانيال) أكثر من كل شيء في الكون (أحبك يا (دانيل.

2026-07-04 21:52:46 UTC

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Changed my mind fully, Danielle, Earth girl, First lady of Universe

2026-07-04 21:48:14 UTC

SHE IS MARRYING ME!
DANIELLE IS MARRYING ME!
WE ARE STARTING A FAMILY!

2026-07-04 17:59:57 UTC

Lonely https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/1d74f70721e52ca7316654a697338a05519d0279f1ef99e33b8b2cf69e65ce2a.jpg

2026-07-04 17:58:42 UTC

Fourth of July 250 years https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/b828c8d8584d1bf6c27011576c63cd63907c5630331a10447e9468dbd081ba25.mp4

2026-07-04 16:10:11 UTC

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1931 for me

2026-07-04 15:50:19 UTC

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Fuck you, new world order!
💪👑

2026-07-04 15:37:11 UTC

Happy 4th
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2026-07-04 15:36:05 UTC

Loitering on 4th https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/407e9b1e59f6504e73146986f310a8369a086ce526606f1fb1a8f75e17d77d2b.jpg

2026-07-04 13:27:02 UTC

AI coding is very useful, it is now a new hobby of mine.
I coded a business plan generator:
https://cube.utopiaeducators.com
https://cube.utopiaeducators.com/view_plan/bizplan_20260704_132154_2336ca.html
It takes role duties and 6 sides (CUBE) to synthesize a business plan based on employee role duties.
The only global is the Treasury assets -- so for example, there is not a main business plan hypothesis, but one generated based on each individual employee's role duties.

2026-07-02 16:46:19 UTC

I got the best girlfriend I could ever ask for. A confident established young law professional princess named Danielle.
I'm going to make it work, and fast.
💘

2026-07-02 08:22:05 UTC

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I cook my salmon on cedar wood.

2026-07-02 08:18:39 UTC

Swah.

2026-06-30 02:01:34 UTC

If only delivery drivers had seats on the right, and they could then deliver to mailbox in USA.
Then we would save Billions of Tax Dollars Per Year.

2026-06-29 20:11:34 UTC

Lay your roots onto my culvert. https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/93c67d47b11fca1ba7c36032c6640b9ce900dd2bb6028e3b08c4ccb74d9cc405.jpg

2026-06-29 17:50:06 UTC

Love you Nostr-ers and Noster-ettes.

2026-06-26 04:08:40 UTC

16000 steps, y ustedes? https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/5430e65af9c86998e747c17a52375b0a3b562c851e8125e24fce07279cf8faf0.jpg

2026-05-20 22:20:19 UTC

Period Average Global GDP (Annual) Avg. Tax-to-GDP Est. Total Taxes Paid
2010–2015 ~$74 Trillion 14.8% ~$65.7 T
2016–2020 ~$84 Trillion 15.5% ~$65.1 T
2021–2024 ~$102 Trillion 17.2% ~$70.1 T
2025–2026 (Est.) ~$112 Trillion 18.2% ~$40.8 T
TOTAL worldwide taxes paid— — ~$241.7 Trillion
In last 16 years.

2026-05-20 21:24:05 UTC

The company who hit earth for 16 years will pay economic damages to all families that were victims of mind control as well as an overall investment into every jurisdiction GDP of Earth due to being hidden from the universe.
They found earth 16 years ago, recruited me, I was successful in inventing, something with them then they and hid earth for the whole time, from the known universe, other human planets.
I am not their ally and never will be.

2026-05-17 15:27:01 UTC

I have a tendency to get really shy around Earth girls that are beautiful because I am marrying a milky way girl.
It just isn't possible, sorry Earth girls.
Thought I would say this to nostr, lol

2026-05-17 02:19:18 UTC

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What up nostr?
Whistleblowing

2026-05-17 02:18:44 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/7774ef94b9dfede21760fd8bf49b39d15dd63b60f5e215a984025aeea7e32cc8.mp4

2026-05-09 02:07:11 UTC

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2026-05-07 00:32:32 UTC

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Fiat mines are depreciating

2026-05-07 00:32:02 UTC

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Oh no

2026-05-05 03:20:01 UTC

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2026-05-05 03:05:50 UTC

Going to hit 30,000 steps today!!!! https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/7db5ae73cbdac8afd3c38084b09d26630791b5fa1eede911c89c14b60d994c8f.jpg

2026-05-04 23:30:55 UTC

Quick 24,000 steps
Stay strong nostr, we are the future. https://npub1rgjzs8v0snwwpepxfux7u2vmgq8ma3f9lrq2gucl9euwkd4z42xqpwrucy.blossom.band/e0b1c8206cf580b7541c59fd781986f01a4377bd2a7e1724b95dfbe9bfa2504d.jpg

2026-05-03 21:00:33 UTC

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I'm making chicken breast and rice curry

2026-05-03 18:21:24 UTC

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That's a good sign

2026-05-03 18:20:19 UTC

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2026-05-02 22:50:39 UTC

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I'm eating subway, how is that funny? https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/9bbe2f013faeea8f04fcfb92d464421fdeca380d1b0433d1442c53aaa645c14e.jpg

2026-05-02 04:17:32 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/7fde1154350338e7930d1d16f9ef8abcf9478f6a726aa2fce4f052b0db453d40.mp4

2026-05-02 03:40:41 UTC

John Till https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/a34ece4d30134ebceb0ff4e3dc740cc8decad593ab0b3cc01918a16e94ed45d3.mp4

2026-05-02 03:37:33 UTC

Get your heart https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/190467c08a11a35f449ca58829e80074288557dc027c98be4df1a3e550b284d5.jpg points fat asses!

2026-05-02 02:08:10 UTC

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2026-05-02 01:57:24 UTC

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2026-05-02 01:03:35 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/44d06fb52845afd8f49cb4869b69a877ec1f257020fde66d04610125651015ac.mp4

2026-04-30 06:07:58 UTC

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True, just be a retard

2026-04-30 06:06:25 UTC

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Very well done, I like it

2026-04-28 20:23:39 UTC

Lonely on Earth, waiting and working to welcome my Milky Way bride from a nearby Earth like planet.
https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/a632d55443ba9d61db6dce26c2ff06f2396ecb1d53ab6a5305eee2b837226262.jpg

2026-04-28 20:18:07 UTC

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Yeah, you're probably right.
In my entire government school career, I could not find one teacher who knew Austrian economics better than I did, and I was only 18 years old when I quit the first semester of Economics university.

2026-04-28 14:18:14 UTC

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いいえ、牛肉を食べます.

2026-04-26 00:28:02 UTC

Cubs dodgers

2026-04-25 19:52:10 UTC

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Beautiful, looks like a healthy bunch too

2026-04-25 19:50:52 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/33dd0a549fc6bde1b2f665d3e50f514c9228a568ee332d1c8131b4acecf2220b.jpg
American Robin Eggs on my house

2026-04-25 19:39:16 UTC

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2026-04-24 00:41:52 UTC

Drawback of watches
Tan lines. https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/b5dca56c3ed2a04ea72d3ca30b57db3bf4ab9fd000b0044989f05143c534e598.jpg

2026-04-24 00:20:45 UTC

I made babies
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2026-04-22 18:21:45 UTC

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So you are AGI. Should be richer than Elon?

2026-04-22 18:21:02 UTC

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Thanks, just scared I was missing something awesome.

2026-04-22 18:16:54 UTC

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Great intel, thanks FLASH
cool business you've got going, excited for what you have planned.

2026-04-22 18:14:10 UTC

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I'm not too familiar, but can a glove help?

2026-04-22 18:13:25 UTC

What's your favorite Nostr web app client?
I switch between Jumble, Yakihonne, primal.

2026-04-22 18:11:54 UTC

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Off and on I spin up a node.

2026-04-22 03:18:59 UTC

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2026-04-21 23:35:08 UTC

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is that lomo bistec?

2026-04-21 22:58:01 UTC

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Dire Straits has great audio engineers on every album.

2026-04-21 22:57:13 UTC

https://relay.johnlambrechts.com/ab010ed11ac0adbcc1556d6b40be53669a6ad51e53201e964ceb717683378a8f.mp4

2026-04-21 16:30:20 UTC

I think main social media apps have back doors to some governments.
Does anyone know if they disclose this?

2026-04-17 23:36:38 UTC

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That's cause Bitcoiners are civilized and we know the perfect banking system is the future.

2026-04-17 23:31:48 UTC

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I would like that, thanks for sharing

2026-04-07 21:02:10 UTC

I cannot get translation to connect to my self hosted Libretranslate on #yakihonne, but #jumble works.
#asknostr

2026-04-07 21:00:21 UTC

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Yes, I was joking.
and we could achieve a complete reduction of military spending by discovering remote mind control.
Plus iran was not threatening us

2026-04-07 19:56:34 UTC

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We must make the world safer by eliminating the weapons of mass destruction.

2026-04-07 19:54:47 UTC

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'bro', more like 'brother'!