poe

Potentially a person.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Impossible poster.
Gfy 🫂

Public Key

npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswqdxk2jqz6l865t2p49fgqyz5z98qntt2x54js2ywyvr4e2ges9qpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzxnhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2nt4tr4

Publishing to

nostr.land

theforest.nostr1.com

nostr.wine

Author Public Key

npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d

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Last Notes

2026-03-16 01:12:06 UTC

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https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/65c24fa2333740690eedd04b8ebe5ca59058ba1f375afe392472b335f1c60b96.webp

2026-03-15 21:51:02 UTC

Over a week on Wisp, basically haven't touched Amethyst. I don't know what happened. I was so loyal.
... I do know what happened. @nprofile…jejf is building the client he wants, and it turns out I also wanted it.
Now there's this Ditto which seems equally as snappy on first glance.
Oh my wandering digitized eyes.

2026-03-15 00:58:31 UTC

Meanwhile the satantic rituals continue.
Always hiding behind the children they eat.
#nevent1q…wq2t

2026-03-13 23:22:46 UTC

I'm so happy anytime I try to click on a link to X just to get context for someone's note, the platform blocks my VPN from acessing even a view only window.
Saved me the troubles.
Praise be KYC walled gardens protecting me from their shit.

2026-03-13 22:27:28 UTC

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Also if I double replied this to two different notes I apologize. I think my relays might be having a heart attack, and I can't tell what was actually loaded or posted to where 😅

2026-03-13 22:03:19 UTC

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One of these days...
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/41493607606f43280ae5a11d552e1ae2553636ca5434aa21f022218ce2c86443.webp

2026-03-12 22:58:11 UTC

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Updates coming in like
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/9eaed0c54434eaf73dd8edd6738198ae25ebd336b7f194eb3d1ca18458302cfe.webp
Is this what shipping looks like?

2026-03-12 22:31:38 UTC

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I think I may be experiencing what the kids these days would call a minor "crash out" with some of these things lately.
I'm tired boss.

2026-03-12 22:12:07 UTC

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There are guys like Nygard, saying things on video, that have forced me to confront realities every part of me doesn't want to.

2026-03-12 22:03:46 UTC

I was never looking to replace anything with Nostr. Nor did I have expectations that it would. I don't need my client to mimic something else or provide the same experience all in one.
I was always tepid at best or just socially inclined to join some other controlled and monitored walled garden because the people I know are there. I barely used any of them. Having to sign up for a new social media just for content displayed differently, algorithmically curated feeds, email sign ups, verifications, spam emails from all that shit.
Maybe that's why I almost immediately felt more excitement from the interoperability, varied takes on clients and experiments from this protocol more enjoyable. Even sometimes BECAUSE OF the clunk. The killer app is user empowerment.
At least I can tell a lot of the devs here are actually excited about what they're working on. Even if it wasn't built specifically for a use case I have. Plus, I don't need much to write a shitpost. Like much of nostr, I just need a private key.

2026-03-11 22:15:28 UTC

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I'm running into this too. Broadcasted the addition of nostr build, if I close the app and restart it the servers reset. Also can't figure out a way to choose which server to upload to if I have multiples...
I also might just be stupid 🤔🧐

2026-03-11 21:12:55 UTC

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Wisp is rapidly becoming my favorite daily client... Which is impressive as it hasn't changed in nearly three years.

2026-03-10 02:49:59 UTC

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https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/7c9daee053dd5b56c98e247045683df24f5c632c9dd4ff861fcc7e58007f2a4b.webp

2026-03-09 01:07:47 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/rPvAZ1eEx0mAWoVf.jpg

2026-03-08 03:07:22 UTC

It's suppose it's better than sending tomatoes...
Why do I want yams now?
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/96119af58d31e7c6d0d2305199a55f2a8ecd9c50a2d43ff303712b11a20bc437.webp
#nevent1q…qr6r

2026-03-07 22:26:37 UTC

I wish I could easily demonstrate how powerful holding a private key is to my family members or friends who think a username and password, phone number, or four digit pin is a comparable security model.
The ones that sort of get it or even agree, don't seem to care enough to consider it worth investigating further.
https://i.nostr.build/8ptZ5bWT7yYoAvpz.jpg

2026-03-07 19:39:46 UTC

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Not on zapatore yet? I'll check it out on Keychat for now either way 👀

2026-03-07 18:14:20 UTC

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Signal seems the easiest and most intuitve to onboard close people I know to, even then they're still reluctant to break away from their default messaging apps.
I like simplex, but mainly to send to myself over multiple devices without needing a phone number linked for an account, would also gladly use that if I could convince anyone I know to use it.
Also rooting for things like White Noise, just have even less of a reason to use it as I'm rarely in group chats or DM anyone on nostr, and for the normie acquiatance that has next to no knowledge or understanding of nostr it's still too much despite how clean it is.

2026-03-07 17:23:12 UTC

Oooh sneaky swipe left feature in Wisp as an alternative to clicking on your pfp 😎

2026-03-07 16:36:29 UTC

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I'm really impressed so far, it's almost like Amethyst lite. Keeps most the functionality but in a less convoluted way. I like the power user aspect of Amethyst but what Wisp does keep it's packaged in an simplified, intuitive way.
It's familiar enough for me to not feel like a jarring client switch and more like slipping into a snappier version of something I already know. Great UI layout.
The best part is I don't have to settle for one or the other. It has been a good two days Wisping around though. 🫡

2026-03-07 04:08:24 UTC

Nostr may not be on any mainstream radars as an alternative to many of these services because it lacks some vacuous sucking sound of corporate greed, containment and allure of reach to the user.
It however doesn't need that. It also doesn't fit into one category of "social app". No curated experience. No feigned freedoms granted by a solitary liable entity. Don't like the client? Don't use it. Pick one that suits you. Use a multitude of them. Build/prompt your own if you're inclined.
Open protocols are vastly more powerful than trending false narratives, censured speech, curated content, and propagandized ad revenue.
I never had to migrate from somewhere else, so maybe that made it easier, but people are sleeping on these things.
Nostr will be here when they need it.

2026-03-07 03:47:11 UTC

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It's really difficult to pull me away from Amethyst, but I think @nprofile…jejf is pulling it off.
I almost feel guilty.
Almost.

2026-03-07 01:24:32 UTC

Is it spring yet?
https://i.nostr.build/1YWUkW2JjPjhCydN.jpg

2026-03-06 23:43:28 UTC

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/1415832444d803c21a2e2acb06cdf6acb17682677a7d865f86f8ee7de0e4b295.webp
#nevent1q…j9cs

2026-03-06 23:35:28 UTC

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I mean maybe it could help dissuade some spam, unless someone with more resources and/or hardware that wants to spam and can reach higher difficulties than my phone can.
max difficulty on Wisp seems to be 32 bits anyway so... 🤷‍♀️
This is all over my head. I might just stick with it being cool in the interim.

2026-03-06 23:15:56 UTC

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I think default is 15 bits, and it is adjustable, not sure what the spectrum is.
Also seems to have PoW reactions.

2026-03-06 23:08:48 UTC

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I've only been playing with it today, but @nprofile…jejf really cooking with this client. I dig it.
I think the delay may not have to do with PoW but may actually be a feature he built in 🧐

2026-03-06 22:30:44 UTC

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That's all I need to hear 😎🫡

2026-03-06 22:29:26 UTC

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Or maybe Wisp just has a delayed publish by default regardless of the PoW? 🤔

2026-03-06 22:27:38 UTC

I'm not certain what proof of work for posting notes really does for me, but it's interesting. If anything it seems to give me a few seconds to find my usual fat thumb non proof read errors or just second guess my spergs and bail before it hits difficulty and publishes. Which itself is pretty useful.

2026-03-06 18:41:29 UTC

Been fiddling around on Wisp this morning. Quite enjoying it so far. nice work @nprofile…jejf

2026-03-05 17:35:37 UTC

I think the power supply for my node died. I guess I'll find out when the replacement comes in tomorrow if that's all it is. Thankfully it wasn't my primary node.

2026-03-04 23:50:55 UTC

@nprofile…d5tl, that tallow balm has been 🤌 for my dry skin this time of year, wish I stole it from my wife sooner 😂

2026-03-04 04:01:17 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/9XcTufVO7A0xFIvR.jpg

2026-03-04 03:33:53 UTC

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It's the "numbuh go up teknolojy" financial co op.

2026-03-04 02:49:12 UTC

Too many Bitcoin products and services. Not enough products and services paid for in bitcoin.

2026-03-02 23:03:16 UTC

Visited an acquaintance with a view from essentially a mountain top. Afternoon full moon. https://i.nostr.build/bDGlfDsj6e4ceRc7.jpg https://i.nostr.build/vG6Cv65yVqvDMbnU.jpg

2026-02-24 14:30:27 UTC

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This is also true.

2026-02-24 14:25:40 UTC

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Beats me. I'll just ignore it and hope it works itself out. I've got other relays to rely on for now 😎

2026-02-24 13:46:07 UTC

My nostr.wine subscription isn't up until November of next year, yet for some reason has been throwing errors at me on Amethyst that my subscription is closed and I need authentication or something...
🤔🤷‍♀️

2026-02-21 22:20:04 UTC

This snow can serious go fuck itself already.

2026-02-21 01:15:49 UTC

Groovy
https://song.link/s/5FR2oeUGfaGXJtUROlzBWU

2026-02-21 00:28:10 UTC

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In gifs:
https://i.nostr.build/bCcLQCxY4nLSYuDM.gif
https://i.nostr.build/LVyUWDzBKe9DKJLU.gif
https://i.nostr.build/3MsmvtCd2KhBjKme.gif
https://i.nostr.build/Lzx8CztOOD3xHTYX.gif
https://i.nostr.build/o3M6y6Qtr1MyRGdA.gif
https://i.nostr.build/1ZPuoOcuISi16u8b.gif
https://i.nostr.build/M5crGK3VTGvQg87r.gif

2026-02-20 23:58:32 UTC

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It's all occult mind control humiliation rituals that I should be more nihilistic and dejected by at this point, yet
https://i.nostr.build/zSP0GaLiRwmm4N8d.gif

2026-02-19 23:43:49 UTC

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🤔😮‍💨

2026-02-19 23:32:49 UTC

"Mr. Wexner, so/are they just turning all those foreskins into like calamari rings or like... Civeche or something?"
#nevent1q…ng5u

2026-02-17 00:10:30 UTC

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Majority are 500,000 sats, I've got a few millies, mostly purchased inbound 😂

2026-02-17 00:05:13 UTC

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Average about 10M sats liquidity with around 10-15 channels give or take. More than I need, relatively small, but it's been great for learning.
Still in amazement it works.

2026-02-16 17:44:41 UTC

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Never stopped.

2026-02-16 17:25:58 UTC

My shiddy little experiment of a lightning node has routed 74 million sats in a little under a year and a half.
I'm underwater by a large margin on fees earned versus basic costs, but that was never the point.

2026-02-14 22:00:38 UTC

Nostr:
https://i.nostr.build/xSZJRMVndvUOWMy7.gif https://i.nostr.build/kOXu0W8b8A8kWjZs.gif

2026-02-14 21:39:29 UTC

Hydrahd.Ru fmhy.net gfy 🫡
#nevent1q…hlp5

2026-02-14 03:04:36 UTC

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The browser logins for mobile are 🤌
I love my regular browsing on Amethyst but I've been getting some heavy usage of not only nostr clients I'd usually not be utilizing but also realizing how cumbersome "open in wallet" or copy and pasting an invoice can be.

2026-02-13 23:07:06 UTC

Use Amber to log into @npub1h0u…rwx8, use nip-07 to log into jumble.social, seeing a product you want being made by a small business, clicking on their link in their profile that opens in Keychat's internal browser, filling your cart, going to checkout, hit pay in bitcoin and it opening a lightning invoice I can pay with my NWC spending wallet credentials connected to Keychat, all within Keychat, might sound complicated and annoying, especially given how many times I've said Keychat.
Yet somehow to me it feels like all the frictions of how online value transfers, and concessions that come from centralized "solutions", were somehow removed.

2026-02-13 14:25:47 UTC

There are still people thinking the midterms, by removing one ideologic group of pedophiles from majority power and reinserting the other group of ideologic pedophiles in majority power. Again. Will somehow be a satisfactory outcome.
Anyway... Time to manufacture some more triggers today.
https://i.nostr.build/3hUyz03zlJOxygxd.jpg

2026-02-12 02:40:06 UTC

Stimulating me follicles at this point: https://i.nostr.build/bS60xUsJ9RBvN17L.gif

2026-02-12 02:26:52 UTC

When they take the marker out of the register to verify the fake money paper cloth is a real paper cloth fake money marked with 20 instead of 1 and made of the right paper cloth.
If only it were easier to verify really fake value transfer without a third party.
https://i.nostr.build/N8zO2PL7R5idWG11.gif

2026-02-12 01:26:00 UTC

Its pretty nice not doing "is shipping address as same as billing address?"
Gfy. Sats sent. Invoice paid.

2026-02-11 03:39:38 UTC

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😂
Haven't done myself this dirty in a long while.

2026-02-11 03:18:24 UTC

Burnt the shit out my fingers grabbing a hot pan lid. 🤬🤦👍

2026-02-09 02:33:43 UTC

When my dad asks how many blocks I've mined and if I'm winning.
https://i.nostr.build/0o1FbNA8HonRh72q.jpg

2026-02-05 23:28:06 UTC

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With this meme in existence I don't know why anyone is even the slightest surprised 😂🫡

2026-02-04 02:04:28 UTC

The appropriate amount if cowbell
#nevent1q…fecz

2026-01-30 02:41:58 UTC

"We have heat at home"
The heat at home:
https://i.nostr.build/Uh0lpr92WIbXtfbf.jpg

2026-01-28 01:36:16 UTC

Amber, Citrine, Amethyst, Yakihonne, Keychat for any browser extension stuff I want to fiddle with on mobile.
Solid coverage for the windows and ways I want to view nostr through.

2026-01-27 00:30:12 UTC

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Damn those some heavy feeters 😂

2026-01-26 20:59:28 UTC

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"Weapons" was a fun flick 😂

2026-01-26 00:35:05 UTC

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Use a VPN or Orbot? https://i.nostr.build/177spCbIzDNeqOyF.gif

2026-01-25 21:58:41 UTC

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Designed Ergonomically to Imprison you in medical debt but offering you a big L with Lumber support. 🤔

2026-01-25 21:13:30 UTC

Shout out @nprofile…d5tl, @nprofile…ncnc, @nprofile…dpt9, @nprofile…zgg4 for the exchanges in borderless peer to peer money we've exchanged in.
#nevent1q…gujp

2026-01-25 21:00:37 UTC

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Their*

2026-01-25 21:00:25 UTC

"They're the same picture. Always a has bin."
- a memes somewhere.

2026-01-25 19:21:30 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/GiHg41rgpmAny2Rd.gif https://i.nostr.build/qRHAywaBAFlVAQKz.gif

2026-01-25 18:55:40 UTC

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Starting with super light/fine crystalline flakes here. Only a couple inches so far.
https://npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d.blossom.band/af975c6c46a9046ce84cf6266ae78f2963ae9f695376158ff5212d2e1a2616a1.jpg

2026-01-25 18:12:34 UTC

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Maybe I should point my heaters to Ocean pool for now instead of solo for the increased rewards. 🤔
Nah.

2026-01-25 14:56:30 UTC

Fuck it's cold.

2026-01-24 22:34:14 UTC

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She's a two days old and has pep, finds mom to nurse, kicks around, so. Doing well enough.

2026-01-24 22:28:21 UTC

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This makes sense. Although I'm not even sure I trust myself 100 🤔

2026-01-24 20:54:52 UTC

Its 1°F. As good a time as any to plop out a calf.
https://i.nostr.build/cHujyEV5k6qGpPX5.jpg https://i.nostr.build/ODH2t1pZ7T91zVY4.jpg

2026-01-23 13:11:01 UTC

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Too keep certain apps separate from, or hidden from my main profile, or even just to add some friction for myself to not be constantly clicking on stuff out of boredom.
Personal preference I guess.

2026-01-23 01:17:15 UTC

I've schizophrenically compartmentalized my new phone into three user profiles with differing permissions and purposes.
https://i.nostr.build/F3qQmW9BDIuYgf3G.gif

2026-01-22 00:07:09 UTC

While I'm migrating around my current two phone set up, one with my legacy bullshit I still need, and one with just what I want. It's pretty cool that both Citrine intalls work as an individual local relay with the same port, without me having to adjust anything on @nprofile…wywf in my relay settings.
I've got a few other nostr clients and apps that give me a lot of optionality but @nprofile…xcpk and @nprofile…2lxp drive a hard bargain for Android users.

2026-01-21 01:34:47 UTC

I'm neither shaken, nor stirred.

2026-01-19 22:52:47 UTC

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A trip indeed.

2026-01-19 22:36:32 UTC

Going through old photos. Solid walk that day I may or may not have been on psylocibes.
https://i.nostr.build/fVFBrWnTUYvHNwJ5.jpg https://i.nostr.build/GfxAAafuC9Hyylum.jpg https://i.nostr.build/hkymGpCrPb4Wbs8u.jpg https://i.nostr.build/A7pCt57CJ31LDZLF.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/Ewl5krtRGJvKssni.jpg

2026-01-10 21:28:06 UTC

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I strongly relate to this note
https://i.nostr.build/qB3wGMRdueHDl61V.jpg

2026-01-09 03:28:29 UTC

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I don't really know what any of this means nor can a see it on the latest version of Amethyst from obtanium 🤷
https://i.nostr.build/npRJMtLpEIInzE41.jpg

2026-01-07 03:35:18 UTC

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It's a sissyfeign task. https://i.nostr.build/ddTpVCaA4TMgGKRy.jpg
https://youtu.be/CqLb8jXSoQI

2026-01-07 02:59:44 UTC

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My mom was psyched I got her Ghee for a Christmas stuffer. She'd heard about it but hadn't done her research to actually go about getting some.
Me, unaware of that, apparently actually got her something she'd been wanting.
I'm on my second jar, so. In fewer words:
https://i.nostr.build/84XB4aYYfhF75xaZ.jpg

2025-12-28 02:18:36 UTC

Two weeks of heating my bedroom in the drafty ass house with a Canaan Mini 3
https://i.nostr.build/sdB8o84okkDEbmnz.jpg

2025-12-27 01:12:49 UTC

Seeing quantum fud, miner capitulation/hashrate drop, concerns about custodians, treasury company collapse, leverage washouts, clockwork "whale" selling, fork proposals, abysmal sentiment, influencer disappointment and hearing Tone Vays try to explain what he considers an "economic" node.
Me:
https://i.nostr.build/Lu2SZyO12xRYtU5y.gif

2025-12-16 00:58:52 UTC

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All I read was I should stack more sats
https://i.nostr.build/gbAMNeKmv05dJ6GZ.gif

2025-12-15 22:33:56 UTC

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I've tried from Amethyst, Yakihonne and Jumble... I cannot seem to get a zap to you 🤔😮‍💨

2025-12-15 21:34:36 UTC

Max Payne would be hitting a block while I'm testing Ocean pool with Datum.
https://i.nostr.build/9wmf9cF0fK0j80ng.gif

2025-12-14 02:01:37 UTC

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Ah I think this is the problem, my bitaxes are living rent free at my work, at home I've got a Canaan nano 3s mining to my node, the interface isn't as in depth as the AxeOS.
Guess I need more hashrate at my house. And more node at my work 😂

2025-12-05 19:44:42 UTC

Went to order a couple backup/replacement power supplies for my bitaxes from @nprofile…hy9n ... Threw a little hash in there to make it worth the purchase with a nano 3s because I've spent my whole life not buying lottery tickets so fuck it.

2025-12-03 01:19:27 UTC

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I remember the first time I was told "hand at the bottom of the wheel, hand goes left, trailer goes left, hand goes right, trailer goes right"
And this was me before and after that moment:
https://i.nostr.build/1BRpI3Dn0UBeK5Mh.gif
https://i.nostr.build/ljySFD5siXMm6DzG.gif
https://i.nostr.build/xKdob4mPlV1pUlLv.gif

2025-11-29 19:55:23 UTC

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I've been seeing it plastered around here today so I substituted it for "boost"
Guess the gigs didn't work on you
https://i.nostr.build/A9oL.gif
https://i.nostr.build/EwAxqnkNbKLVkpBZ.gif
Also all I use is wrong werds. That's kind of my thing.

2025-11-28 00:04:32 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/Ef8A2Rd3MemgnLyK.gif

2025-11-27 23:20:46 UTC

Well shit. Pack it up folks. It's been a failure the whole time. https://i.nostr.build/1zLia6tMdNX4MgMK.gif
#nevent1q…tfse