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2026-03-30 16:37:07 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…rfn7
My little grandson came running into the room, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" I said, "I don't know, why?" He said, "Grandma said as soon as you croak we can go to Disneyland."

2026-03-29 00:34:24 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
👇poor quality but…
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2026-03-28 12:18:41 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu
Mexican” is a nationality, not a race.

2026-03-27 17:49:57 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
This 🐾👇
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2026-03-25 16:40:26 UTC

My wife yelled at me last night, “Have you noticed I haven't talked to you in a couple of days?” I said, “Yes, I noticed.” She said, “Do you have anything to say about that?”
I said, “Can I get a couple more days

2026-03-20 14:55:06 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
U.S. Senator John Fetterman :
The Iranian regime executed a 19 year old for demanding democracy.
I stand with his memory and the thousands of other young Iranians.
Those who grieve the elimination of Iranian leaders over murdered protesters is telling.

2026-03-16 11:31:53 UTC

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Can anyone hear tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

2026-03-16 11:30:48 UTC

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Arizona.
"The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realize the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

2026-03-14 14:36:49 UTC

The Iranian ambassador to India confirmed that Indian ships can pass safely through the Strait of Hormuz.

2026-03-14 14:34:40 UTC

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2026-03-14 14:29:47 UTC

Hot water freezes faster than cold water.

2026-03-14 11:58:38 UTC

Got my wife a pug for her birthday today. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, and the rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!

2026-03-14 02:43:51 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…y4j2 @nprofile…5ngd @nprofile…zm7x
Looks cool, Trump didn’t strike there yet….

2026-03-12 15:10:46 UTC

Reports are circulating that President Trump is “Strongly considering” pardoning Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, and possibly bringing them in to help expose corruption inside the intelligence community.
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2026-03-12 15:08:57 UTC

Dubai hotel prices CRASHING!
5⭐️Rooms near Burj Khalifa for just.. $65

2026-03-12 15:08:39 UTC

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2026-03-12 14:05:42 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc
You try that and make photos of it then post right here!

2026-03-12 13:51:18 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc
I thought AI mastered hooomans and working on kitties!

2026-03-12 13:49:21 UTC

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2026-03-11 18:57:10 UTC

Jesse Waters and his children
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2026-03-11 18:55:46 UTC

Harris Faulkner and her beautiful family
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2026-03-11 14:37:59 UTC

- Bro, do you know Newton’s second law?
- I’m a science student, not a lawyer bro!

2026-03-11 14:32:08 UTC

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@nprofile…7ddz
Investigators say there are indications that the fire was intentionally caused. Witnesses described chaotic moments inside the bus shortly before the flames spread through the vehicle. According to several accounts, a man may have poured a flammable liquid inside.

2026-03-11 14:31:56 UTC

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@nprofile…7ddz
The Fribourg public prosecutor’s office has opened a formal investigation into the incident. Officials said they are still working to determine how many passengers were on board at the time of the fire. The identities of the victims have not yet been released.

2026-03-11 14:24:57 UTC

I left the bar last night walking with one foot on the road and one foot on the curb for about 50 yards when a cop stopped me, and asked if I was drunk.
I said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled!

2026-03-11 14:23:24 UTC

My redneck buddy was hospitalized yesterday after eating 'Rocky Mountain Oysters' for the first time. Apparently, after he took his first bite, the hog drug him through a barb wire fence.

2026-03-11 14:20:44 UTC

Imagine rush hour, 6:30 p.m., people heading home from work and school. On a crowded bus, someone decides to end his life: pours gasoline and ignites it, turning the bus into a furnace.
Six dead, three severely injured, including a rescuer.
Switzerland, today!

2026-03-11 14:17:36 UTC

IRANIAN NATIONAL TEAM HAS WITHDRAWN FROM PARTICIPATING IN THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP

2026-03-11 14:17:05 UTC

TRUMP TO AXIOS: 'PRACTICALLY NOTHING LEFT' TO TARGET IN IRAN

2026-03-11 12:59:32 UTC

The Kremlin has launched a disinformation campaign aimed at helping Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán get re-elected next month, by flooding social media with messages designed in Russia and posted by influential Hungarians.

2026-03-10 12:30:55 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr
Here👇
Wife asks: “What’s on TV?”
Normally she means: What program is on?
Husband replies: “Dust.”
Meaning: The TV is covered in dust because no one cleans it.

2026-03-10 12:18:53 UTC

I woke up in the hospital this morning. I asked the nurse, "How did I get here?" She said, "Your wife asked you what was on TV and you replied....dust!"

2026-03-10 12:10:19 UTC

‘We are breaking their bones’ - PM Ntanyahu

2026-03-10 12:08:41 UTC

Senator Graham:
I go back to South Carolina, I'm asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Middle East.
The irony is that Graham has never been married …

2026-03-10 12:06:40 UTC

Craziness…
While the US strikes schools and residential buildings in Iran,
China’s satellites capture every detail!

2026-03-10 12:05:22 UTC

Another Sta…..
TRUMP: IT'S POSSIBLE HE COULD TALK TO IRAN -FOX NEWS

2026-03-10 12:03:31 UTC

Airstrikes struck oil depots in Shiraz and Kerman, Iran.

2026-03-10 03:26:49 UTC

I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands, she said "No."
I asked her if she would wear socks if she had no feet, she said "No."
So, I ask her why she was wearing bras.

2026-03-09 04:20:57 UTC

@nprofile…7ypj
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2026-03-09 02:57:17 UTC

@nprofile…7ypj
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2026-03-09 01:06:21 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-09 00:59:59 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-09 00:58:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-09 00:56:47 UTC

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@nprofile…q8rs
Definitely qualified the Sir quality !

2026-03-09 00:43:20 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-08 17:30:05 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
You did it!

2026-03-08 17:29:33 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
I think this isn’t signaling the possibility of a ground operation, it seems they changed their minds….

2026-03-08 17:21:24 UTC

Happy International Women's Day
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2026-03-08 17:17:01 UTC

US CONSIDERS IDEA OF SPECIAL OPERATION TO SEIZE IRAN’S URANIUM

2026-03-08 17:06:56 UTC

My wife started taking private singing lessons at our house. Now, every time she sings I have to go set on the porch so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.

2026-03-08 17:04:33 UTC

I ran from a fight when I was in the 4th grade.
My grandma said, "You either fight him or you fight me." I whooped her butt.

2026-03-08 12:47:14 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
Trump’s first War….

2026-03-08 12:44:47 UTC

IRAN destroyed the THIRD DATA CENTER in the GULF: Microsoft Data Center

2026-03-08 09:17:34 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…zm7x
Where was it at? Nobody told me anything about a meetup. In Chicago?
I’ve been busy unearthing my chainsaw and bazooka to demolish Iran’s ass!
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2026-03-08 05:23:56 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…zm7x
Purrfect
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2026-03-08 05:14:35 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…zm7x
Fixing my hair…
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2026-03-08 05:06:08 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…zm7x
Walla walla
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2026-03-08 01:58:50 UTC

San Francisco
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2026-03-07 11:54:44 UTC

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2026-03-06 14:59:46 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/06/ukraine-russia-hungary-orban-zelenskyy-putin-middle-east-iran-cyprus-europe-latest-news-updates

2026-03-06 13:48:15 UTC

First 100 hours of the U.S.-Israeli attack on Iran cost about $3.7 billion, experts say

2026-03-06 13:38:44 UTC

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@nprofile…g939
@nprofile…n5fe
Donald Trump: "The United States military, together with the wonderful Israeli partners, continues to totally demolish the enemy far ahead of schedule."

2026-03-06 12:53:18 UTC

Operation Epic Purry
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2026-03-06 12:48:51 UTC

Facts
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2026-03-05 20:11:53 UTC

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@nprofile…xrfj
In the past year, Mullin has traded over $10.2M worth of stocks
His current portfolio includes multiple potential conflicts of interest. Here's what he owns

2026-03-05 19:55:10 UTC

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@nprofile…m0yn
Looks like her

2026-03-05 17:07:54 UTC

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2026-03-05 17:07:25 UTC

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@nprofile…zjq9
D U I

2026-03-05 16:52:47 UTC

Nole congratulated Aryna and Georgios on their engagement….
Breaking 🚨
Novak Djokovic has been hired to perform at Aryna Sabalenka’s bachelorette party. 🥳
Date and location still to be determined…..

2026-03-05 16:49:38 UTC

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni says Italy does not want to enter the Iran war.

2026-03-05 16:49:18 UTC

Zelensky OPENLY threatens to assassin the leader of the EU and NATO country.

2026-03-05 16:47:55 UTC

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2026-03-05 16:46:58 UTC

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2026-03-05 16:45:06 UTC

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@nprofile…n5fe
Trump on the Iranian leadership:
"Khamenei's son is unacceptable to me!"
Trump’s pick?

2026-03-05 06:48:34 UTC

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2026-03-05 03:37:12 UTC

Operation Epic Purry
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2026-03-04 23:36:14 UTC

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@nprofile…m0yn
Absolutely, IRAN denies the reached out to CIA for talks!

2026-03-04 23:34:08 UTC

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@nprofile…mrml
You rock!
Confirmation from Iran’s official state institutions still appears pending.…., this will be a rare occasion of power passing within the same family in the Islamic Republic …..

2026-03-04 16:59:38 UTC

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@nprofile…y7ej
Operation Epic Dulce
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2026-03-04 16:48:49 UTC

IRAN OPERATIVES MADE OFFER TO DISCUSS TERMS FOR ENDING WAR: NEW YORK TIMES
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2026-03-03 21:06:13 UTC

Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei, son of Former Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been elected the next Supreme Leader of Iran.

2026-03-03 15:35:27 UTC

My wife said, "Do you know what it means to come home to a woman who gives you love and affection?" I said, "Yes, it means I'm in the wrong house.”

2026-03-03 15:19:13 UTC

My counselor said that in order to have inner peace in our lives,
We should always finish things that we start.
Since I could use more calm in my life, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished.
I finished a bottle of Jack, a bottle of Smirnoff, a bodle of burrbun, a butle of wum, an a bag uf gumby beairs.
Yuo has no ideer how fablus I feel rite now.
Sind this to all yur frenz who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum.

2026-03-03 15:14:36 UTC

Gas prices in Europe have increased by 100% since yesterday

2026-03-03 13:04:52 UTC

Lady Seraphina du Claw, Duchess of Crystal Berries
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2026-03-03 13:01:02 UTC

Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-03 12:57:04 UTC

Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-03 12:54:33 UTC

Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-03 12:50:03 UTC

Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-03 12:46:58 UTC

Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-03 11:08:50 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-03 10:57:45 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Cool

2026-03-03 10:57:26 UTC

Iranian drones attacked oil storage facilities in the Emirate of Fujairah in the UAE and the port of Salalah in Oman.
Oil 🚀

2026-03-03 08:21:42 UTC

Operation Epic Fury👇
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2026-03-03 08:20:02 UTC

Operation Epic Fury!
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2026-03-02 23:41:45 UTC

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@nprofile…7kh2
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2026-03-02 16:12:06 UTC

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2026-03-02 16:08:29 UTC

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Lady Seraphina du Claw
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2026-03-02 16:07:29 UTC

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Lady Seraphina du Claw
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2026-03-02 16:05:11 UTC

Lady Seraphina du Claw
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