Twig

@nprofile…xrfj
Too poetic, too repetitive, too metaphorical…
“Protest Russian Roulette: Exercising your right to protest is Russian roulette. Know what you’re holding.”
👆 You had a strong idea but it turned into some 4,000 words of ego….

2026-05-01 19:41:07 UTC

Former Trump speechwriter Buckley Carlson says Donald Trump was completely opposed to the disastrous Iran war, but was relentlessly pressured by Israel to launch it.

2026-04-28 07:50:45 UTC

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@nprofile…mdwk @nprofile…8f3a
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2026-04-28 07:25:39 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
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2026-04-28 07:07:38 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
Here…
https://noauthority.social/@Twig/115961874232734604

2026-04-19 16:49:40 UTC

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2026-04-15 10:36:17 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v
Bad math, but the metaphor about societal blockage, constipation, kind of lands.

2026-04-15 07:05:29 UTC

Rifles kill approximately 400 people a year.
Constipation kills 900 people a year.
Being full of shit, like liberals, kills more people than rifles.

2026-04-12 15:20:50 UTC

Justin Trudeau was spotted attending Coachella with his girlfriend, Katy Perry.
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2026-04-11 21:40:49 UTC

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2026-04-10 16:46:20 UTC

Hormuz?
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2026-04-07 13:24:20 UTC

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@nprofile…vmr8
Careful, you might get caught in the next 9‑D move yourself…

2026-04-07 13:22:15 UTC

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@nprofile…vmr8 @nprofile…p4t6
At this point, Trump sounds like losing or psychosis…
Earlier he was slightly panicked…

2026-04-07 13:14:46 UTC

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@nprofile…vmr8
You “resent the likelihood” of a reply… yet wrote a paragraph predicting one.
That’s not resentment, that’s pre-disappointment👇
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2026-04-07 12:30:51 UTC

A guy walked into a bar and yelled
"All democrats are assholes."
A man sitting at the end of the bar yelled back, "I resent that remark."
The guy asked him, "Are you a democrat?"
He answered back, "No, I'm an asshole."

2026-04-07 12:26:30 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
TRUMP:
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.
However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?
We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally en
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2026-04-06 18:22:14 UTC

Unpublished Photos of Michael Jackson with Alleged Victims Trigger New Lawsuit
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2026-04-06 18:21:27 UTC

SOMEBODY LEAKED SOMETHING, WE'RE LOOKING TO FIND THE LEAKER
Trump demands a media organization name the person who leaked Iran rescue operation details.

2026-04-06 18:18:39 UTC

At White House Easter events, a Christian pastor claimed that God put Trump on Earth to eliminate Iranians for the sake of Israel.

2026-04-05 14:09:54 UTC

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@nprofile…ygns
Don’t go out…

2026-04-04 19:17:02 UTC

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2026-04-03 22:44:24 UTC

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@nprofile…hug0 @nprofile…8f3a
No class, underwear….

2026-04-03 18:57:29 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a #6
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2026-04-03 18:56:56 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
#5
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2026-04-03 18:56:21 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
#4
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2026-04-03 18:55:41 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
#3
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2026-04-03 18:55:06 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
Number2👇
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2026-04-03 18:32:32 UTC

https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116342131609678661

2026-04-03 17:41:14 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r
People believe what they want to believe…

2026-04-03 17:36:35 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r
Well, Artemis II crew captured the pic.

2026-04-03 17:35:07 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Artemis II crew captured the pic.

2026-04-03 17:33:39 UTC

Iranians are claiming they shot down one of the rescue helicopters
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2026-04-03 17:31:02 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r
Old fashioned…

2026-04-03 17:27:30 UTC

Earth
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2026-04-03 17:23:16 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…8f3a
👇lovely derailing
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2026-04-03 13:09:10 UTC

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2026-04-03 13:08:55 UTC

?
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2026-04-03 10:39:20 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz
Millions of people don’t care about nukes or terrorism or Hormuz.…

2026-04-03 10:32:16 UTC

Iran media releases images claiming downed US jet over central Iran
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2026-04-02 15:15:20 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz
Right? I swear half the room hits red alert before the words even leave his mouth….

2026-04-02 15:12:38 UTC

Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!

2026-04-02 15:06:59 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: Trump says he going to pull all troops out of the Middle East, we have not constitutional authority to be there, will release the rest of the Epstein files un redacted and will stop govt spending.
APRIL FOOLS!

2026-04-02 14:58:32 UTC

A democrat was given a job of painting white lines down the middle of the road.
On his first day he painted 8 miles, on a second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just 1 mile.
The boss was not pleased.
He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?"
He said, "Because each day I get further away from the bucket of paint."

2026-04-02 14:55:56 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…jncc @nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…zm7x
MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN
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2026-04-02 14:54:31 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…jncc @nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…zm7x
US-Israeli airstrikes have reportedly hit Iran’s B1 bridge linking Karaj to Tehran, described by local media as the Middle East’s highest bridge.
Several people were injured 🐾
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2026-04-02 14:53:18 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…jncc @nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…zm7x
IRAN: DRAFTING PROTOCOL WITH OMAN FOR HORMUZ STRAIT TRAFFIC

2026-04-01 20:54:31 UTC

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@nprofile…jncc @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…zm7x
The article within clearly states the bullet was too fragmented to compare…

2026-03-31 14:08:18 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…jncc @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…zm7x
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2026-03-30 16:37:07 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…rfn7
My little grandson came running into the room, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" I said, "I don't know, why?" He said, "Grandma said as soon as you croak we can go to Disneyland."

2026-03-30 03:58:30 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
Yes, and all yours, authenticity checked out by 🐾!

2026-03-29 00:34:24 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
👇poor quality but…
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2026-03-29 00:25:13 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
I use both a free AI and an institution-paid set of tools (Grok, Gemini, Perplexity, Claude, etc.).
The free one is already trained to my style and knows my preferences, so I don’t want to abandon it.

2026-03-29 00:21:53 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
Later…..
Another knockoff 👇
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2026-03-29 00:15:06 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…z7z2 @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…y4j2
A mansion?
This crazy AI created itself w/o my prompts, look how horrible they are…., dead AI👇
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2026-03-28 18:47:48 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
These are expensive pics!
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2026-03-28 18:46:59 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
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2026-03-28 18:45:59 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v @nprofile…kxyz
But unfortunately he cannot avoid the consequences, it’s a calculated move though protects privacy…

2026-03-28 18:30:13 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
Twix?
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2026-03-28 18:27:01 UTC

The Israeli targeted assassination strike on Jezzine, southern Lebanon, killed 2 journalists from the Al-Manar and Al-Mayadeen outlets.
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2026-03-28 18:20:11 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct
You?

2026-03-28 12:39:43 UTC

A truck loaded with nearly half a million bars of Nestlé KitKat chocolate was stolen on its way to Poland.

2026-03-28 12:22:49 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Not you and your cool dog?

2026-03-28 12:21:59 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v
Of course, his second time DUI…

2026-03-28 12:18:41 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu
Mexican” is a nationality, not a race.

2026-03-28 12:12:53 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Lovely hair

2026-03-28 12:12:22 UTC

Tiger Woods blew 0.00 (no alcohol) but was still arrested for DUI because officers reported signs of impairment. He refused further drug testing, so the exact cause (medication, fatigue, medical issue, etc.) remains unknown.

2026-03-28 11:01:36 UTC

1989…. Odessa
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2026-03-28 10:58:17 UTC

I went to court today, and after a 6 hour trial, I plead guilty. The Judge asked, "Why didn't you plead guilty in the beginning, and save the court all this time?" I replied, "I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence against me!"

2026-03-27 17:49:57 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
This 🐾👇
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2026-03-27 17:48:39 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
Crazy stuff

2026-03-27 17:48:09 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
Trump usually strikes after the market closes on Fridays.

2026-03-27 14:30:13 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
Even if you offered yen, if the 🐾 can track the transaction through international banks, 🐾 could still scratch!

2026-03-27 13:22:23 UTC

Ground invasion tonight?

2026-03-26 04:38:18 UTC

🇸🇪 Want $37,500?
Step 1: Get into Sweden. ✈️
Step 2: Get the stay permit! ✅
Step 3: Voluntarily leave and claim your cash! 💰
La la la ka… make your move! 🎵

2026-03-26 00:08:09 UTC

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@nprofile…6gfa @nprofile…a7n2
👇
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2026-03-25 23:57:52 UTC

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@nprofile…jncc
For men, Vitamin D3 is commonly used for bone strength, testosterone support, immunity, and mood….

2026-03-25 17:00:40 UTC

I have two daughters. People say raising daughters is tough, but honestly, If you just give them everything they want and never say no, It's actually pretty simple.

2026-03-25 16:58:47 UTC

My friend's wife left him last week.
She said she was going out for milk and never came back.
I asked him how he was coping.
He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff.”

2026-03-25 16:40:26 UTC

My wife yelled at me last night, “Have you noticed I haven't talked to you in a couple of days?” I said, “Yes, I noticed.” She said, “Do you have anything to say about that?”
I said, “Can I get a couple more days

2026-03-23 14:18:30 UTC

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@nprofile…ws7h
What a guy….
Dow +800

2026-03-23 14:12:04 UTC

TRUMP: INSTRUCTED TO POSTPONE ALL STRIKES AGAINST IRAN
Trump lost the war!?

2026-03-22 16:48:19 UTC

EU has imposed a CAP on fuel purchases, limiting how much FUEL civilians can buy each day - Slovenia goes first.

2026-03-22 04:10:20 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0
Crazy stuff!
Careful, if the drum music starts, we run!

2026-03-22 04:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…rfn7
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2026-03-22 04:02:52 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…rfn7
Rex…
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2026-03-21 12:48:32 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
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2026-03-21 12:47:52 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
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2026-03-20 22:58:46 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
You meant since 3000 BCE?

2026-03-20 22:58:00 UTC

The best writer we have ever had…
https://substack.com/@chrisabraham/note/c-227747140?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=5dh26e

2026-03-20 14:55:06 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
U.S. Senator John Fetterman :
The Iranian regime executed a 19 year old for demanding democracy.
I stand with his memory and the thousands of other young Iranians.
Those who grieve the elimination of Iranian leaders over murdered protesters is telling.

2026-03-20 14:32:52 UTC

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2026-03-20 14:30:56 UTC

US SENDING THREE WARSHIPS TO MIDDLE EAST

2026-03-20 11:46:21 UTC

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@nprofile…04su @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
👇
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2026-03-20 11:42:52 UTC

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@nprofile…04su @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
👇
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2026-03-20 11:24:42 UTC

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@nprofile…04su @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
Horrible packaging!

2026-03-20 10:35:10 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
A poor thing has to sell that 💩

2026-03-20 10:31:32 UTC

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