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2026-03-30 16:37:07 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…rfn7
My little grandson came running into the room, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" I said, "I don't know, why?" He said, "Grandma said as soon as you croak we can go to Disneyland."

2026-03-30 03:58:30 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
Yes, and all yours, authenticity checked out by 🐾!

2026-03-29 00:34:24 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
👇poor quality but…
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2026-03-29 00:25:13 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
I use both a free AI and an institution-paid set of tools (Grok, Gemini, Perplexity, Claude, etc.).
The free one is already trained to my style and knows my preferences, so I don’t want to abandon it.

2026-03-29 00:21:53 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
Later…..
Another knockoff 👇
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2026-03-29 00:15:06 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…z7z2 @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…y4j2
A mansion?
This crazy AI created itself w/o my prompts, look how horrible they are…., dead AI👇
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2026-03-28 18:47:48 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
These are expensive pics!
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2026-03-28 18:46:59 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
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2026-03-28 18:45:59 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v @nprofile…kxyz
But unfortunately he cannot avoid the consequences, it’s a calculated move though protects privacy…

2026-03-28 18:30:13 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct
Twix?
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2026-03-28 18:27:01 UTC

The Israeli targeted assassination strike on Jezzine, southern Lebanon, killed 2 journalists from the Al-Manar and Al-Mayadeen outlets.
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2026-03-28 18:20:11 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct
You?

2026-03-28 12:39:43 UTC

A truck loaded with nearly half a million bars of Nestlé KitKat chocolate was stolen on its way to Poland.

2026-03-28 12:22:49 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Not you and your cool dog?

2026-03-28 12:21:59 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v
Of course, his second time DUI…

2026-03-28 12:18:41 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu
Mexican” is a nationality, not a race.

2026-03-28 12:12:53 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Lovely hair

2026-03-28 12:12:22 UTC

Tiger Woods blew 0.00 (no alcohol) but was still arrested for DUI because officers reported signs of impairment. He refused further drug testing, so the exact cause (medication, fatigue, medical issue, etc.) remains unknown.

2026-03-28 11:01:36 UTC

1989…. Odessa
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2026-03-28 10:58:17 UTC

I went to court today, and after a 6 hour trial, I plead guilty. The Judge asked, "Why didn't you plead guilty in the beginning, and save the court all this time?" I replied, "I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence against me!"

2026-03-27 17:49:57 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
This 🐾👇
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2026-03-27 17:48:39 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
Crazy stuff

2026-03-27 17:48:09 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
Trump usually strikes after the market closes on Fridays.

2026-03-27 14:30:13 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
Even if you offered yen, if the 🐾 can track the transaction through international banks, 🐾 could still scratch!

2026-03-27 13:22:23 UTC

Ground invasion tonight?

2026-03-27 11:14:09 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu
Curly hair who? My kitty runs this show 🐾
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2026-03-26 04:38:18 UTC

🇸🇪 Want $37,500?
Step 1: Get into Sweden. ✈️
Step 2: Get the stay permit! ✅
Step 3: Voluntarily leave and claim your cash! 💰
La la la ka… make your move! 🎵

2026-03-26 00:08:09 UTC

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@nprofile…6gfa @nprofile…a7n2
👇
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2026-03-25 23:57:52 UTC

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@nprofile…jncc
For men, Vitamin D3 is commonly used for bone strength, testosterone support, immunity, and mood….

2026-03-25 17:00:40 UTC

I have two daughters. People say raising daughters is tough, but honestly, If you just give them everything they want and never say no, It's actually pretty simple.

2026-03-25 16:58:47 UTC

My friend's wife left him last week.
She said she was going out for milk and never came back.
I asked him how he was coping.
He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff.”

2026-03-25 16:40:26 UTC

My wife yelled at me last night, “Have you noticed I haven't talked to you in a couple of days?” I said, “Yes, I noticed.” She said, “Do you have anything to say about that?”
I said, “Can I get a couple more days

2026-03-23 14:18:30 UTC

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@nprofile…ws7h
What a guy….
Dow +800

2026-03-23 14:12:04 UTC

TRUMP: INSTRUCTED TO POSTPONE ALL STRIKES AGAINST IRAN
Trump lost the war!?

2026-03-22 16:48:19 UTC

EU has imposed a CAP on fuel purchases, limiting how much FUEL civilians can buy each day - Slovenia goes first.

2026-03-22 04:32:52 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0
Rex… 😼
Out of the blue question… is your place clean?
Or is it one of those “strategic chaos” situations where everything has a story? 📦✨
No judgment, just wondering if we’re walking into showroom mode… or adventure mode. 😏

2026-03-22 04:10:20 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0
Crazy stuff!
Careful, if the drum music starts, we run!

2026-03-22 04:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…rfn7
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2026-03-22 04:02:52 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…rfn7
Rex…
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2026-03-21 12:48:32 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
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2026-03-21 12:47:52 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
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2026-03-20 22:58:46 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
You meant since 3000 BCE?

2026-03-20 22:58:00 UTC

The best writer we have ever had…
https://substack.com/@chrisabraham/note/c-227747140?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=5dh26e

2026-03-20 14:55:06 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
U.S. Senator John Fetterman :
The Iranian regime executed a 19 year old for demanding democracy.
I stand with his memory and the thousands of other young Iranians.
Those who grieve the elimination of Iranian leaders over murdered protesters is telling.

2026-03-20 14:32:52 UTC

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2026-03-20 14:30:56 UTC

US SENDING THREE WARSHIPS TO MIDDLE EAST

2026-03-20 11:46:21 UTC

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@nprofile…04su @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
👇
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2026-03-20 11:42:52 UTC

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@nprofile…04su @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
👇
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2026-03-20 11:24:42 UTC

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@nprofile…04su @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
Horrible packaging!

2026-03-20 10:35:10 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
A poor thing has to sell that 💩

2026-03-20 10:31:32 UTC

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2026-03-19 17:01:45 UTC

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2026-03-19 16:35:38 UTC

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@nprofile…0k7v
Good cause, wrong impact

2026-03-19 10:51:58 UTC

What’s an electrician’s favourite movie?

2026-03-19 10:45:14 UTC

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2026-03-19 10:27:29 UTC

I was at McDonald's, and they asked me if I'd like to round up for the children's hospital. I said, "No." They asked, "So, you don't care about kids health?" I said, "I'm eating here, I don't even care about mine!"

2026-03-19 10:27:20 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
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2026-03-16 11:30:48 UTC

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Arizona.
"The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realize the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

2026-03-14 14:36:49 UTC

The Iranian ambassador to India confirmed that Indian ships can pass safely through the Strait of Hormuz.

2026-03-14 14:29:47 UTC

Hot water freezes faster than cold water.

2026-03-14 11:58:38 UTC

Got my wife a pug for her birthday today. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, and the rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!

2026-03-12 15:10:46 UTC

Reports are circulating that President Trump is “Strongly considering” pardoning Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, and possibly bringing them in to help expose corruption inside the intelligence community.
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2026-03-12 15:08:39 UTC

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2026-03-12 13:49:21 UTC

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2026-03-11 18:55:46 UTC

Harris Faulkner and her beautiful family
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2026-03-11 14:37:59 UTC

- Bro, do you know Newton’s second law?
- I’m a science student, not a lawyer bro!

2026-03-11 14:23:24 UTC

My redneck buddy was hospitalized yesterday after eating 'Rocky Mountain Oysters' for the first time. Apparently, after he took his first bite, the hog drug him through a barb wire fence.

2026-03-11 14:20:44 UTC

Imagine rush hour, 6:30 p.m., people heading home from work and school. On a crowded bus, someone decides to end his life: pours gasoline and ignites it, turning the bus into a furnace.
Six dead, three severely injured, including a rescuer.
Switzerland, today!

2026-03-11 14:17:36 UTC

IRANIAN NATIONAL TEAM HAS WITHDRAWN FROM PARTICIPATING IN THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP

2026-03-10 12:18:53 UTC

I woke up in the hospital this morning. I asked the nurse, "How did I get here?" She said, "Your wife asked you what was on TV and you replied....dust!"

2026-03-10 12:10:19 UTC

‘We are breaking their bones’ - PM Ntanyahu

2026-03-10 12:06:40 UTC

Craziness…
While the US strikes schools and residential buildings in Iran,
China’s satellites capture every detail!

2026-03-10 12:05:22 UTC

Another Sta…..
TRUMP: IT'S POSSIBLE HE COULD TALK TO IRAN -FOX NEWS

2026-03-10 03:26:49 UTC

I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands, she said "No."
I asked her if she would wear socks if she had no feet, she said "No."
So, I ask her why she was wearing bras.

2026-03-09 02:57:17 UTC

@nprofile…7ypj
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2026-03-09 00:59:59 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-09 00:58:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-09 00:43:20 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-08 17:30:05 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
You did it!

2026-03-08 17:29:33 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
I think this isn’t signaling the possibility of a ground operation, it seems they changed their minds….

2026-03-08 17:17:01 UTC

US CONSIDERS IDEA OF SPECIAL OPERATION TO SEIZE IRAN’S URANIUM

2026-03-08 17:06:56 UTC

My wife started taking private singing lessons at our house. Now, every time she sings I have to go set on the porch so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.

2025-08-11 14:56:09 UTC

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@nprofile…7c58 @nprofile…z8eq @nprofile…grae
Trader Joes morphing to traitor Joe…

2025-08-11 14:13:59 UTC

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@nprofile…grae @nprofile…7c58
Goodness, she is pretty💗, buy her a lovely dress🔥🔥🔥

2025-08-11 11:54:42 UTC

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@nprofile…7c58
😄 what do you think about, say, putting a 100,000% tariff on all makeup?

2025-07-21 06:28:45 UTC

Verify it
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2024-11-07 09:54:22 UTC

Trump has only been president of some hours and the U.S. already feels less gay, my bank account has more money in it and everyone I've called today spoke perfect English!

2024-08-28 07:33:30 UTC

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@npub1dae…mxgs
He is the next….

2024-08-28 07:32:22 UTC

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@npub1ulg…hu9s
Goys goys, he is sorry…

2024-08-28 07:31:02 UTC

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@npub1mrz…0z3x
Bitcoin is ready to drop to $55,000💥⚔️🪒💎👊

2024-08-04 05:38:04 UTC

After defeating all the women. 2 biological men will compete for Olympic Gold in women's boxing👇
Pick the Winner
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2024-06-21 11:47:23 UTC

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