npub1zapsats
npub1zapsats

I love watching #Nostr evolve
@nprofile…stca It's so organic watching everyone disagree on different stuff
The Ditto signer looks very cool, but I’m currently stuck on Firefox, are there any plans to add support for it soon?
I also watched the @nprofile…5hu5 video I have to admit, the onchain funds integration in the extension was pretty impressive
Ultimately, whatever our individual takes are, the beauty of Nostr is that it’s open for us to build anything we want
Experimentation is good and while I agree @nprofile…205a is right to be cautious ⚠️ on reflection I believe the pursuit of experimentation is more important than following established rules
That spirit of breaking things to see what works is where the real breakthroughs will come from
The important thing to remember is that nobody is stopping Nostriches from using Lightning if they so wish

2026-05-17 19:41:48 CEST

Lightning can be as private or public as you want it to be
Onchain is public full stop

2026-05-17 19:37:43 CEST

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In Amethyst Vitor, don't we have the option to use anon zaps, if we want to?
#nevent1q…dkkm

2026-05-17 16:59:47 CEST

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Old man yells at Timechain

2026-05-17 13:00:13 CEST

I just recieved my third onchain zap
https://blossom.primal.net/96d99373b77460614a0438bbbf1dff169f0a1ecce07f078e852ec223d729dbbc.jpg

2026-05-17 08:33:47 CEST

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You must also follow these steps exactly or you will lose your fat zap...
The Emotional Preparation Before you even touch your keyboard, sit in a dimly lit room and stare at a candle for 15 minutes to achieve the necessary state of cryptographic zen. If you blink during the decoding phase, the universe resets your private key to zero.
The Byte Verification Ritual Once you have your 32 raw bytes, you must count them out loud in binary. If you miscount a single bit, you must start over from Step 1. Also, ensure your fingers are exactly 0.5mm apart to prevent static discharge from altering the hex values.
The Hexadecimal Meditation Before adding the 0x80 prefix, you must visualize the number 128 in your mind's eye. If you visualize it as a cloud instead of a byte, the resulting WIF will be invalid. Repeat this visualization three times while humming the Bitcoin whitepaper.
The SHA256 Dance When computing the double SHA256, you cannot simply run a command. You must manually flip every switch on your computer's motherboard to simulate the hashing process. If you miss a transistor, the checksum will be wrong, and your funds will vanish into the void.
The Checksum Selection When selecting the first 4 bytes of the hash, you must roll a 20-sided die. If you roll a natural 20, you get to keep the checksum. If you roll anything else, you must discard the hash and generate a new nsec from a different seed phrase you forgot you had.
The Base58 Alphabet Chant As you convert the 38 bytes to Base58, you must recite the alphabet excluding 0, O, I, and l backwards while holding your breath. If you accidentally include an 'O' or an 'l', the entire Bitcoin network will reject your transaction, and Satoshi will personally come to your house to ask why you couldn't just read the instructions.
The Final Validation Once you have your WIF string starting with K or L, you must print it on a piece of paper, burn the paper, collect the ash, and mix it with coffee. Drink the mixture. If you taste copper, the key is valid. If you taste nothing, you must restart the entire process.
The Wallet Import Finally, when importing into your wallet, you must whisper the private key to the device. If the device hears a whisper louder than 30 decibels, it assumes you are being coerced and deletes the key immediately.
#nevent1q…um9l

2026-05-17 00:36:23 CEST

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⬇️
#nevent1q…7knn

2026-05-16 23:55:56 CEST

@nprofile…fg9w glad for once he not in the firing line 🤣🤣

2026-05-16 23:53:00 CEST

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GasLightning

2026-05-16 13:33:24 CEST

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Contact: amazing book 📖

2026-05-15 21:52:57 CEST

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Wow Vitor and crew on the grindset 🫡

2026-05-15 07:08:43 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/4d338cc29094dad0987d6852bf962b927184c1dafe60bcd5d3b3100b1d805080.gif

2026-05-15 07:06:02 CEST

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GM ☕️

2026-05-13 22:00:01 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/6e3cfe9ad5f6d9f94bde2ef03a50451dc49457d5aaff744c054a47874713a435.gif

2026-05-13 21:55:45 CEST

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Where do UK nostriches upload their IDs to Nostr?

2026-05-12 23:20:45 CEST

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I tried to donate sats to the devs at NewPipe but it didn't go well 😕
#nevent1q…c328

2026-05-12 21:03:19 CEST

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Congrats 👏 nice background to the Fed 🫡

2026-05-12 10:06:08 CEST

Two keys, one lock. If they don't turn together, the door stays shut
company baby rug menu industry tree
https://nowhr.xyz/s#yzVyM_D1L0o3KfA2i_IqNTDStUzMzw4PSwp2DrNwKQnITbf0iLLMMs2NzEl11ckrKE0yrEosKE4sKVZy91V4NGPq-x39Ch_mz-gCEjP7iRewca8uQRhQnVOUWWVSnOcApNJKc-pyGQEKGGGq70RpaAO83UJ4oBjX5WNzLszisDSVLPNZtOuqPZuGeNm_YDQx0HpdLS4EThJ3J0gam6CQ8LQ_maHP1tEc

2026-05-11 22:53:40 CEST

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Could the US just print baby print?
Technically, yes but it would be a total disaster
If the Fed bought all 39T in debt and the Treasury spent it, the money supply would increase by 150% instantly
Inflation would skyrocket over 60% wiping out savings, pensions and wages
The dollar would start to collapse, forcing the import of goods at much higher prices
This is why even Japan avoids printing to pay debt, they rely on low interest rates and hoping the people keep having confidence in the house of cards!

2026-05-11 08:52:00 CEST

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GM ☕️

2026-05-11 08:14:32 CEST

GM 🌞 ☕️

2026-05-11 00:53:39 CEST

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You sure it wasn't the automated wife is using the card detection! Bros doing you a favour 😆😆

2026-05-10 19:22:54 CEST

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Or just UG

2026-05-10 19:21:55 CEST

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Early nite 😴

2026-05-10 11:40:40 CEST

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Feature, not bug. Install GrapheneOs and now Goog cannot spy on you even if you're naive enough to browse to a site that integrates their spyware.
Posted by Optimism on Stacker News
https://stacker.news/items/1486814/r/npub1zapsats?commentId=1487010

2026-05-10 10:23:47 CEST

Writing a piece on this:
So Bitcoin needs to fail to succeed, that's what we're all missing, wow
(also this is giving me profound mind blowing vibes, Satoshi created something that transcends everything)
Won't be liked by all but that's the point of the piece

2026-05-10 08:45:29 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-05-09 21:28:30 CEST

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That doesn't add up?

2026-05-09 16:45:42 CEST

Anyone watched 'For life' series with 50cent
It's on Cineby looks good
#NostrFilms
#NostrTv

2026-05-09 08:18:43 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-05-09 07:11:11 CEST

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You did it! 🎯
I was thinking you guys should build it
Looks sick ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️
Great comparison 👏 👍 👌 🙌 😀 💪
#nevent1q…ykun

2026-05-09 00:53:39 CEST

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I have a primal urge to post here 👋

2026-05-08 22:16:14 CEST

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Come on Gigi your inviting an ackktttshhuuaallllyyyy here 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-08 22:07:03 CEST

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Wait till you see @nprofile…48s4 's toaster

2026-05-08 12:33:16 CEST

#nevent1q…xqyf
So much negativity lately 😢 😭
#nevent1q…r79z

2026-05-08 12:11:22 CEST

I was thinking of building a calculator
Buying hashpower vs buying lottery tickets
@nprofile…uqtl have a calculator already but I thought the comparison might be useful, especially to people who've been playing the lottery for years and never won anything
Have to be careful not to infer that buying hashpower is the same as the lottery

2026-05-08 08:26:11 CEST

There is a lot of talk recently that #Bitcoin has failed, but Bitcoiners are measuring it's success against the current fiat system

2026-05-08 07:36:06 CEST

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GM ☕️

2026-05-07 21:36:09 CEST

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Wen hunta-booster 💉 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-07 18:20:16 CEST

Looking for the NLP tricks on Nostr 👀

2026-05-07 08:56:24 CEST

GM
#FreeSamourai
#nevent1q…dczx

2026-05-06 21:16:45 CEST

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Fuck off AI slop

2026-05-06 21:09:30 CEST

Wouldn't it be mad if Satoshi came back and paid Keonne's legal bill with freedom money

2026-05-06 17:17:34 CEST

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✅️✅️✅️

2026-05-06 08:51:09 CEST

GN 💤 😴

2026-05-03 10:57:36 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-05-02 09:35:40 CEST

Tl-dr
Nostr has a choice to make;
Either it stays fully decentralised and never scales
Or it scales but it has to sacrifice some part of decentralisation
There is no way round this
#nevent1q…p3f7

2026-05-01 08:16:11 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-05-01 05:57:40 CEST

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Tubular is by far the best YT frontend ive found, they are sunsetting their Google Play app with this looming verification programme, obviously we use ZapStore 😉 but a forked version of Tubular on Nostr like nsite.run would be. 😎
Is that even possible 😳 🤔
(GrapheneOS users can still access Tubular apk after the Google shutdown)
I'm in too BTW

2026-04-30 07:07:43 CEST

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Film it 🎥

2026-04-30 07:05:17 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-04-29 21:24:24 CEST

What does a suit look like 🤣🤣🤣
https://npub1vu5aul9kg6czkyehljc5pr2qt7f0p605nlpceedgjg3h6fjfyt3ss45xxu.blossom.band/468f4a10b0a80d4a75f927459cc257a44d607bf752ffce14c1f04695f21e746c.jpg

2026-04-29 09:50:06 CEST

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🙏

2026-04-29 07:46:43 CEST

GM ☕️ 😊 🙏

2026-04-28 20:33:56 CEST

Just switched on BM conference for a laugh
Shilling lightspark partnership with visa
And lightspark swaps to shitcoin rails
What a bunch of clowns 🤡
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2026-04-27 16:25:07 CEST

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💯

2026-04-26 15:17:18 CEST

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Testing

2026-04-26 12:24:49 CEST

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https://npub1f9tarjkvelqdwk72glx0crsslr8c8azg2aspkk2c8hj3lpvlzsjssv38un.blossom.band/628aea304595f3ebd4ff3fc47c65635f9250122bb6a4b0c3b3a755ba4b7eddc5.jpg
💁‍♂️
BTW how does the in wisp podcast player work? Saw someone mentioning it

2026-04-26 10:15:01 CEST

https://npub1f9tarjkvelqdwk72glx0crsslr8c8azg2aspkk2c8hj3lpvlzsjssv38un.blossom.band/050dc3e8129892ef16a86aa7c2a1d00127174469ec7ff0597ba51489983b976f.jpg
https://nowhr.xyz/s#fZJfT8IwFMXDN2lq4hOwu3YdLHEYFYmBEDESVMIDZY4BDjb3hw30w9t2A8EHn-5den4n556Mkw70HyPPCHvmuJsCqVk8-HgZzZ7vRs12Mlh71sPYWrH1m-_eV_vXl9SIO4sVnvjx1kP52t_ENl4kSTgJNC3LsnpG60HkaQQ0IcBou3Sz2yC3MSBADUAUAKNvFlZszMQ23XfFRoHh1sSPXCcp33Q4eZRE-irWC53rnLhYE2JnGTm-i5y8FDu7colsbJ4QJtGpi1EQcmeZCA3UqeLjz5RHBU8PPCl59svDXJqd0JaiQ54s0LuN-yYgBuiJiGHKjTA0NJkYwmGwkw6uZTAVSHzWiusMdvCfNtqVM_uGsldN5EUQeRc5lnZWjAirzj-mnVPL0cmZoVnkDfydF2zQtOcLHWEAVRUWqjqTF8hxdGGUGk165tL82zkpK2NFY5T8RzNFyx-idXWzCdOZvudhzJP4axj9AJUvtYk9cmYHoXZfa2rWUnh02WcFs9suWEz6J7SW362_IeBNC-eMOkSkwouBQMd136CHtlEr-Ain9HRtOefhaw0

2026-04-25 14:52:31 CEST

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That's cool 😎 how did you create the poster? And I'll have to research how to use less chars when making a piece.
Also you could utilise the message option to send someone a #cashu payment and encrypt it with a 20+ char password 😆 🤣 thinking out loud

2026-04-25 12:07:11 CEST

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Ah yes! I think i have an answer for this:
● I created the created the art in my design app
● When I exported the SVG file, it was 12,000 chars
● I fed it into Kai9000 LLM and asked it to reduce it to less than 2000 chars
● And my assumption is that caused the spaghettification
● Abstract art 🎨 is better when unintentional consequences make it different
What do you think? Could that be it?

2026-04-24 21:58:15 CEST

Art is nowhere
https://npub1f9tarjkvelqdwk72glx0crsslr8c8azg2aspkk2c8hj3lpvlzsjssv38un.blossom.band/1f8e0a977c39d1e6bb4288e1ff085b38e3521839068f7bd348744f884473e7a7.jpg
Password is: npub1zapsats
https://nowhr.xyz/s#WSh7WfeNwrW2sO50akucQ0_opNHYt4YYqKCONOlnDiQvlmhb2O2a2lrSixJ0hkiSthRF8ni66xcMzIHqXYhJNNVhV84uQtSQRzQ4S2fJymlfjES2Wzl_i-wHiGG_NmtqnR2lhwjp-7BR7z1usnn80KsVgiv3rimp8PJcLExC4M3CykcXdZPI14ZbESAOMG183cEfh22ptMLQQNuDgWSzwxj4NRdjnA56uRcVHGSjsgTF5vjsLrAxkKlFjUYSI5h95NBsPNYBW4N-3OmiwvLo_vW_6RbfcLz68-Oo4BHSbBZGiNL8xCRUuY8YYGgFlJXEfNJI39Xo6mx7vT89olejRDP0y8zA7gwwpUV2-7xzK-v_8WKp52X70ZpgLfYYzNN3kQPEHqOoThsVl4AlbkcFz08TyFTZJBSDCid0Cjaf0gXCKW2CpVqRb9iB0JcGAUS_QrBxQdQThj5YQ5vjgisgAGNqETjTX7FBxHww8IZkzVrb4iwhL1TcxkkyHbkZA_jwbQaSFWtPgCIfdNha56L-okZZ8FtjGEpBxByhVLZ3ca-laStVJHwrG6HT__FWGW07wSP-ab2bkcdvFhxmgSZjUNrl6BCTehgupZz2pGOAgC_R6vSmaspXl5W9dJwGxWi-XsfEu0NXPnh3fMh3hzCdkaEuRg0qM0eXl6klcyopK0QVXovClQ6_XzzXqSbNMF2eXhQ4t6jthsTrUaJx4Kh1ATFjkJ2xwx961fT7lMkCu3epXC4gPTuS8cW-3vo9mGeqM7xtBnOvCzJbrqpr8xp-wiQwL5lNiNVlj4qu2PK2J1cUaaJMqW0ncBhkjfuVohjlF9WQQOxC5sohRtzdBwfQBZumadvQaqYn2z3hjq1_y0CMybBI3-HRBwKE23h03izC1qzO57VdYhS3VT7Z6izNup0-nsWxmgXs267b5_GVDasOEKtYDeKYgTIuYUfqAximRlq92bg16LLT2ypapYHB5Fk3WFwk8oqBu-0EIuX0CvrGJLnZej9WkziWuinWdvDvUMQYxFsvxruXm6yDIvwQXah0pqcLmgzHtQwZ2YhkkXWQN_fuK_UwAk3C4kMuhykGQWDRJACouyxjGCoo8Cr3-ZD1AMEhsd8YePeRBSw3i3Kwqzl0JzTNwPMD59vr6w4FTX0lxhln7XyrAAqYXTZ83_6b2ugiv6_YSZeRxUKGCWX35Yt6NKpKTx_okIjxd-5Z2PVKXW94G4JpwdSLj5VUJYpay0JKlR06G4RZl6B8utUi6xlTo8vafjlKIHZWQx-Ytvzd100-ey6K3VVPLQ9FiyaWsT5OF88YRDUtC0Wtp6bLFA3lO8YRDukwW7HH4nxdyjoZathshFUu1W3BDY_GPXlSGDOqPMoExLXIcm1QsJ6GJfAWKOZ8MfLEMlEOlGU9UXhenMHNJehkBpGN67ox1qSVFiNfE83ztCF-Mha-gBtMLtlHi4vFLF-oki6Ams-U1yXvQH4HUj3NXWihyJh-RXnl

2026-04-24 09:03:50 CEST

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you're blocking my 🌞

2026-04-24 00:12:26 CEST

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@npub12vk…pugg primal.net has rendered fountain.fm links to autoplay 🔊🔊💥 pretty cool web feature

2026-04-23 23:59:58 CEST

Wait until they find out we're sending nuts 🥜 in the emojis 🤪 🤣 🙃
@npub12rv…85vg
#nevent1q…6hhd

2026-04-22 23:01:48 CEST

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Another banger Sirius, can I scrape my actual Spotify to here?

2026-04-22 09:19:41 CEST

https://fountain.fm/episode/iK7aBkc0wtJoRanjvo7a
Listening to #Wisp posting on #Wisp
@nprofile…jejf

2026-04-22 08:58:24 CEST

Listening now 🔊 🔈
https://sovereignengineering.io/podcast/24-building-fips-w-johnathan-corgan

2026-04-22 08:53:14 CEST

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GM ☕️

2026-04-22 08:21:29 CEST

If you get up 5 days a week for work, you're telling all your neighbours you have no money
GM ☕️

2026-04-21 21:37:30 CEST

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Recieved 🙌👌
https://npub1hf6fsdw5wzspvlykchs6egnu993fmjmyjfyvr38253k07kclp5csr59v6x.blossom.band/7dc0d08e8407befb94498beccfeb6ff4cf675090f08b199a3b848b4fe1931890.jpg

2026-04-21 19:56:21 CEST

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npub1zapsats Superstore
https://nowhr.xyz/s#KzZyM_D1L0o3KfA2i_IqNTDStUzMzw4PSwp2DrNwKQnITbf0iLLMMs2NzEl11ckrKE0yrEosKE4sKVYILi1ILSouyS9KtXGvjqpWAQlW5xRlVpkU5zkAqbTSnLpcxupsQ-sExZx4Rh3D3GQA-Im0cCt3kc2zSEgQkHThv-Pe8Isf1abnUuKUTzDgOQIJxEoN8zILiRZPD7EBTihC7E3Nv1KZSlx6VbBMu4lKHQ

2026-04-21 07:55:10 CEST

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Was just kidding 😂 amazing work BTW 👏 🙌 👌

2026-04-21 07:14:16 CEST

This is so frickin cool 👀
https://nowhr.xyz/s#KzZyM_D1L0o3KfA2i_IqNTDStUzMzw4PSwp2DrNwKQnITbf0iLLMMs2NzEl11ckrKE0yrEosKE4sKVYILi1ILSouyS9KtXGvjqpWAQlW5xRlVpkU5zkAqbTSnLpcxupsQ-sExZx4Rh3D3GQA-Im0cCt3kc2zSEgQkHThv-Pe8Isf1abnUuKUTzDgOQIJxEoN8zILiRZPD7EBTihC7E3Nv1KZSlx6VbBMu4lKHQ
#nevent1q…nhed

2026-04-21 06:39:57 CEST

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Where are the servers located

2026-04-21 05:55:53 CEST

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Nice to see a video featuring a human
Yeah those dinosaurs 🦕

2026-04-21 05:41:02 CEST

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NWC must've been an absolute bitch to make work
The zap gets all the glory 😤 but normies don't notice how it got there

2026-04-20 14:37:31 CEST

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US government looking at their next acquisition

2026-04-20 01:40:02 CEST

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Tomorrow's listening sorted

2026-04-19 11:29:51 CEST

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Thank you Gigi 😊

2026-04-19 11:27:27 CEST

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GM ☕️

2026-04-19 09:39:55 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-04-18 20:18:28 CEST

I always go to the voting station and write Bitcoin on the paper
If voting made a difference, they'd ban it

2026-04-18 20:08:20 CEST

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The Matrix foretold the agents 😲

2026-04-18 16:17:16 CEST

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I'm grateful 🙏 for you mate

2026-04-18 00:14:02 CEST

@nprofile…jejf
Remind me why normies are not moving from IG to here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry fiatjaf
#nevent1q…q0lw

2026-04-17 12:14:29 CEST

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Gives you wdings

2026-04-17 12:09:24 CEST

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https://npub1zty7797lpwcxk58u7kqcdy9rqttwqp6yqxxthj04l2g6pqtpuh2s60z3vd.blossom.band/51aa4bdea65da6360fa43cf2c5a7e37951e7ce014ea543e215458860efb4fef7.jpg

2026-04-17 08:01:59 CEST

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Nice work UtW 👏 👌 👍 💪 🙌 😀

2026-04-17 07:19:23 CEST

GM ☕️

2026-04-17 06:53:15 CEST

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Cool story bro 😎... no really cool story 👌