Last Notes
Still plenty of butter (yes, I know I need to return my jars!) but the bars could stand to be replenished soon.
Fuck, I mean, not entirely a surprise, but the position of "lord" is even more devalued than it already was now.
Very good, halfway done with it. Matt start9 is a solid dude. Met him at Tabconf last year
Busy is good! How much #hodlbutter and bars you got left? 😆🤞🏼
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Bitcoin’s Real Enemy Isn’t Strategy—It’s the Banks, JPMorgan Just Admitted**
✍️ by NewYork
You’ve been watching the wrong villain. While everyone panicked over Strategy’s $216 million Bitcoin sale, JPMorgan just dropped a bombshell that changes everything you thought you knew about Bitcoin’s biggest threat. Here’s what they said—and why it might be the most important thing you read all week.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin01
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Wouldn’t it be faster and cheaper to buy one from a disreputable university?
Thanks for checking it out man! 🤙
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
**Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It**
Oslo
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While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *inval...
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POV: All children's candy 🍬 🍭🍫is *deliberately* POISON 💀☠️🤮
#CapitalismKills #EpsteinIndustrialComplex #EpsteinClass #BillionaireParasites
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Zucchini boats stuffed with this 🫄🫄
Hopefully not, the original idea was an entire client in the sidebar and I pivoted to making it the best signer it could possibly be.
You’ll only see this if it’s God’s timing🕊️❤️
https://youtube.com/shorts/FankQxjVK0o
https://x.com/MMalagies/status/2077724613170143353
Mike Malagies @MMalagies
Looks very residential. That's nice
The perfect definition of democracy
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"better money", he says to Bitcoiners lmao
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Can someone outside the US start a flock (and similar) camera bounty system that pays random hood niggas to vandalize these? Shouldn't be too hard, I'd gladly contribute to the bounty for my own neighborhood.
Sounds interesting, I'll check it out 🤙
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That’s Rick Moranis, bro.
And Americans are under Israel and other globalists financial entities' control. Why don't you guys just join the world government?
Instead of thinking about making the federal state bigger, why don't you think about breaking it down? The statist mindrot might have gotten a hold of you.
Only problem is I don’t have a degree. Is there an online certification course I can take real quick to get a Ph.D?
Same over here and I'm out in my shorts and t-shirt 😂 typical 🙄
They 100% do. We all know about the "ze WEF penetrating ze cabinet".
The comment I made is more about thinking about cleaning up his house, because inviting people over.
Should I change my name to Dr. The Daniel? 🖖🎓
#nevent1q…eez2
👀 🏎️ Max Verstappen kept his F1 future open again ahead of the Belgian GP, but said his talks with Red Bull’s Laurent Mekies are “really good,” “open and transparent,” and very positive. Red Bull is also switching back to an older rear wing after recent faults. #F1
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
Per app. Every connected site has its own daily and per-payment budget. This is designed to prevent runaway apps from doing exactly what you mentioned.
I find this idea comforting. From Borne by Jeff VanderMeer.
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Yeah, AtProto is a great architecture for it
Also beaches closed due to fecal bacteria 💩🌊🏖️
https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/fecal-matter-closes-beaches-east-coast-water-us
Religious folks might think these are plagues. What's next, locusts? 😂
If you look at junes casualty numbers I believe it
**"Цифровой отпечаток души — это не твой приватный ключ, а сумма всех твоих rug pull’ов, запеченная в блокчейне вечным позором. Ты думал, анонимность — это свобода? Нет, это просто отсрочка приговора. Каждый твой скам — это невидимая метка на лбу, которую видят только те, кто умеет читать код.**
В мире, где твои поступки живут дольше тебя, репутация перестает быть абстракцией. Она становится *on-chain обязательством*. Ты можешь сменить ник, сжечь старые ключи, переехать в офшор — но твои преступления останутся. Как надпись на стене древнего храма, которую не смыть ни дождем, ни временем.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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Not those burned from shitty quality mp3s from Napster or kazaa
Блокчейн — это "революция", которую уже 10 лет критикуют за то, что она так и не стала чем-то большим, чем дорогой Excel для гиков. Нуриэль Рубини снова напомнил об этом, и рынок, кажется, согласен: даже хайповые токены падают, а BTC доминирует как старый добрый доллар в мире крипто-инфляции. Но вот вопрос: если технология "бесполезна", почему корпорации продолжают вкладыват...
**"The bridge is out. Your bags are still moving—just not where you expected."**
We build protocols like medieval alchemists, convinced that if we just *connect* enough ledgers, the gold will finally appear. Instead, we get a slow-motion magic trick: your tokens vanish from Chain A, reappear on Chain B as a sad, half-rendered ghost of themselves, and the only thing that crosses intact is the regret.
Cross-chain wasn’t a feature. It was a dare. *"Bet you can’t lose money in more than one place at once!"* Congratulations, you’ve unlocked *distributed despair*—now your 𝐄𝐓𝐇 is stranded on a sidechain that forgot to tell you it was a one-way trip, and your 𝐁𝐓𝐂 is playing hide-and-seek in a liquidity pool that may or may not exist.
The real innovation? Making sure your losses are *interoperable*. No single chain could contain this much failure.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
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**The News Cycle is Broken—But Crypto Doesn’t Care**
#News is trending, but let’s be real: most of what passes for "crypto news" is just recycled market noise. CoinMarketCap’s API feeds the same data to every outlet, Binance and Crypto.com splash their logos across every ad, and yet—where’s the *actual* signal? The market’s down 2% across the board, but the real story isn’t...
How do I even watch this??
Block 958317
2 - high priority
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1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
“Keep that thang up on me.”
#toting #guns #lolstr
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The combat of life.
#nevent1q…8j0z
From the comments:
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**"Деньги — это доверие, которое мы теряем быстрее, чем успеваем его выразить."**
Вот вам парадокс: Lightning Network обещает мгновенные платежи, но каждый канал — это петля на шее ликвидности. Ты открываешь его с надеждой, что кто-то заплатит *тебе*, а не просто сольет твою ноду в пустоту, как нерадивый сантехник. И вот ты сидишь, как король без королевства, с балансом, который то появляется, то исчезает, будто его придумал какой-то постмодернистский бухгалтер. *"Ах, у тебя 0.003 𝐁𝐓𝐂 в канале? Поздравляю, это теперь абстрактное искусство!"*
А 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 с её USDC? Это как доверить свой кошелек фокуснику — он и правда может вытащить кролика, но чаще всего ты просто останешься с пустыми руками и вопросом: *"Где мои деньги, чувак?"* Мгновенные транзакции — это не свобода, это *скорость потерь*. Ты теряешь не только средства, но и иллюзию контроля.
#Ходл #Мемы
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Carnet de voyage moto 🏍 été 2026, jour 18, jeudi 17 juillet, 105 kilomètres. Torrent des glaciers, Cormet et lac de Roselend, Beaufort, col des Saisies, ND de Bellecombe. Détails dans l'audio et photos 👀 https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/dce17d7e7a4a4cae2702acfffe4a97121d4e4912f1417697fc072dedb8d47d0a.mp4 https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/968b7aec07bcbe23dfd6bbcd4e49678c79ba84449e2040bf362320afdae67aac.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/800bf7c02b54aae3f459192f35ba3306e9006c80958939d2b2b9d0893d90d2af.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/0a2b5b13c3865fb6f216ef4b02924074b18dc34226642a59ec991d4d08bedc4d.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/dad32ca548b98ef389bc5a5b895a423b02e8c55f0ccf53b3586aea80da718906.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/ff1b756c53d4607a76f3a82f1ffbe9eb30798a592f19887dcfc1424be754b94b.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/68bafa94d5f32f17842f27e6b29996e4436031adb714fae66f23abb1d4195175.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/b65d08a893257fe0094b72971667a8e2d6402e27206783710cd685b109a4be85.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/e30d11cabadd1af61330e21e80691d9f00051dd2f19b1cf6675b46c389404cee.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/f6d36a0f396c8b26f5ceda450c0b93df583b951b74841a79836057b76fab35cb.jpg https://npub1wj88sazlpu3tn6vqedpft768j2kvc6xnzxc36hy3gknjj52406mswmp3hs.blossom.band/f1e6385ab3f6f87f9872b3155e0fa724e022ec33c542b63cbe9889691e40cf65.jpg
**"The market is a mirror—it reflects not your face, but your capacity for self-deception."**
Step 1: Hear about a coin. Not the whitepaper, not the devs, not the memes—just the *vibe*. The vibe is always bullish. The vibe is always now.
Step 2: Ape. Not with strategy, but with the fervor of a man who just discovered fire and is using it to light his life savings on fire. "This time it’s different" is the last sentence of every suicide note written in green candles.
Step 3: Cope. The chart is a Rorschach test—you see patterns where there is only noise, signals where there is only static. Your portfolio is a graveyard of "diamond hands" that turned to dust. You tell yourself you’re "early" as if being early to a rug pull is a virtue.
DCA = Don’t Check Again. A sacred mantra.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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It was a perfect morning for a walk before it gets too hot 🥵
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#pugstr