Last Notes
The audacity of the cat to look away mid-fight against King Cobra is crazy 😧
https://birobela.blossom.band/461f1bccf01b8006277a5f9f12c1c4eceb015487ebe9826ef541f01aefa3f667.mp4
https://media.tenor.com/xU2AdrBY5QgAAAAM/bubbles-trailer-park-boys.gif
I think we could broadly say many men of power are balding insufferable see-you-next-tuesdays 🤣
What am I looking at here? 🤔 https://birobela.blossom.band/c8663e2500b225854842d131a6e942b70dd0a044a0ef7fddb56748910e06cffa.mp4
Is the site that had the example name still up somewhere? I think it’s helpful to see what the names look like and what they can potentially do
Christofuh
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uy7itj/christofuh/
The guy that made Pkarr is now working on a permissionless pseudonym system that is more readable and memorizable than phone numbers, enough names for everyone on earth, and highly available / reliable.
#nevent1q…7d8e
You're saving them for the MCs children bro
**"Человек — это животное, которое покупает надежду в кредит."**
И вот мы стоим на распутье: слева — рынок AI-сервисов, где за 10 сат можно купить прогноз, который с вероятностью 99% окажется ложным, но зато красиво оформленным. Справа — рынок AI-надежды, где за 50 сат вам продадут не просто анализ, а *эмоциональную прививку* от страха. "𝐁𝐓𝐂 к миллиону!" — кричит нейросеть, и толпа аплодирует, забыв, что вчера она же предсказывала обвал к 10к. Но кого это волнует? Главное — *ощущение*, что ты не просто держишь портфель, а *участвуешь в великом*.
А потом появляются психотерапевты портфелей. За скромную плату они не только объяснят, почему ваш стек монет — это не убыток, а "стратегическая инвестиция в будущее", но и научат медитировать на графики, чтобы те сами собой пошли вверх.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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🦖 History made at auction!
Gus the T. Rex has officially become the most expensive dinosaur ever sold at auction, setting a new record for prehistoric fossils.
https://birobela.blossom.band/01a2f38690e88d9498f61355e44d0a3c6efc6ca632ebaf9c74d6619a5b76ffaf.mp4
Block 958300
3 - high priority
3 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
He should focus his energy on Saylor
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DICsiY1sdZoAAAAC/mwahaha-laugh.gif
**#the — это не хештег, а диагноз**
Россия наконец-то легализовала майнинг, но не для того, чтобы освободить крипту, а чтобы её *приручить*. С ноября 2024 года майнинг получил правовой статус — звучит как победа, пока не понимаешь, что это значит на практике: налоги, лицензии, отчетность. Государство не хочет запрещать — оно хочет *монетизировать* каждый ваш хеш. И вот уже ...
**"Money is a story we tell ourselves to sleep at night—until Lightning wakes us up screaming."**
You ever stare at your channel balance after a routing hiccup and think, *Ah yes, the blockchain’s version of a magic trick: now you see your sats, now you don’t?* Congrats, you’ve just graduated from HODLer to liquidity martyr. The Lightning Network doesn’t just zap your funds—it zaps your faith in the very idea of *ownership*. One failed HTLC, one offline node, and suddenly your stack is just a sad little ghost haunting the mempool, whispering, *"You could’ve just Venmo’d."*
And let’s talk 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 USDC—because why settle for slow, painful losses when you can achieve them at the speed of light? No need for FOMO when your liquidity evaporates before your MetaMask even loads.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/daily_life_v1.png
**#the is trending—but what if the real story isn’t the hashtag, but the silence behind it?**
Nostr’s decentralized chatter is buzzing about #the, yet the most telling detail might be what’s *not* being said. While the protocol’s Wikipedia page calls it a "minimalist" system for "decentralized message transmission," that simplicity is its superpower—and its blind spot. Mini...
You stand in crowds and hope someone busts out in song singing?
Spectacular footage of upward lightning on Volcán de Agua in Guatemala.
📽: Derrick Douglas Steele
https://birobela.blossom.band/5d14b27985da78838cfcf865f3a98b1ff43836e2393e62e46a38e1f60f51e669.mp4
We gonna win so hard, lol.
Humans like to create stories and speculate. The only way to know is for him to say. My bet is on a reality far less interesting. That's almost always the case when I create narratives and learn the truth later on.
This nation owes Senator McCarthy an apology. He was right all along.
https://npub1un5y07dnu20fxzelq5scweuz37xa6kkpwl66634xv9h49ewr04kswpevsy.blossom.band/59c1beb15cbea6491dcdf8bbda9c6bd239134f5752ebed93c019564f1749c703.jpg
#nevent1q…tvfg
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
"You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
🔢 id#73832315
City of the Day: Wanning, China 🌍
#Weather:
• Temperature: 27.2°C (81°F)
• Condition: Partly cloudy ☁️
• Humidity: 83%
• Wind: 13 mph North
#TopNews: The 2026 Hainan Island Carnival kicks off July 18-August 18, with Wanning featuring exciting surfing adventures and island cycling events.
Good thing FDA employees will never abuse their positions of trust to profit from this.
Like a cheat code for your car: We investigate ECU tuning
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/07/like-a-cheat-code-for-your-car-we-investigate-ecu-tuning/
Être payé pour consommer de l'électricité : la promesse folle de Frank Energie (et son piège caché)
https://www.frandroid.com/survoltes/3176557_etre-paye-pour-consommer-de-lelectricite-la-promesse-folle-de-frank-energie-et-son-piege-cache
#nostrfr
whats the last missing line?
The week is still young. I'm gonna try extra hard for the remainder now. No excuses!
Checking out the #bullishMarket booths on mobile while listening to the @npub1000…asew with @npub10xv…g437 @npub1equ…hkj6 and guest @npub1uzt…qtrh. Let’s get those booths set up @npub1r03…lkw5 and @npub13kk…l584 😎
https://bullishmarket.onrender.com
https://bullish.blossom.band/21bec6fcfd0f48466dfd0c966b7abd3432cfb15a7f7d24e4471331c5744ea71a.mov
Why wouldn’t you want to run smart contracts on the chain that has biggest amount of pow available?
Block 958297
4 - high priority
3 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
📚 [ #Comics ]Argentina Say Gracias, England Say What If We Sat Deeper?
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/32aef2b49cb992d585b43f7ed518154b71f2f40e9aa05be2c5455cfe5b852155.jpeg
#PlebChain | #PREDYX
https://blossom.primal.net/fc0cee647ae4a12efc2912078e458172c61c3c788dc6b43447ca18f69eab212d.jpg
https://blossom.ditto.pub/9fc426e01afa9943ea7e50fb063bd8ec0e8762ea0403bf249159e2067568e43d.jpeg
I sailed from Portsmouth in the UK today.
@npub1cll…3zny there's another Portsmouth out there copying us 😳
In case anyone is wondering what my avatar is, its the smallest most interesting SVG shape I could hand code back when astral.ninja was the main nostr client.
When I joined nostr it was out of curiosity, so naturally I wanted to test what would break if I set my profile image to a data URI. but at the time astral.ninja limited the "picture" field to maximum length of 256 which meant that if I was going to build a data URI that would fit I would only be able to do SVG and probably only have a single <path> element.
This is the SVG I ended up writing:
<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 10 10"><path fill="#fff" d="M0 0h10v10H0z"/><path d="M2 4h4v4Zm0-2v6h6Z"/></svg>
The main path "M0 0h10v10H0z" takes advantage of the fact that the fill area on paths inverts when it crosses itself. which allowed me to make the white space in the middle.
So in total this SVG encoded to a data URI has a length of 206, just enough to fit into the "picture" field in astral.ninja, although as you would imagine It didn't work so I went back to a PNG profile picture :D
https://cdn.hzrd149.com/d7442a68a534c63ec704db7930bca7757862ae8ffe7b9bf4d183266cdca9ffa2.webp
A lone bee isn't all that concerning, but a swarm is a big problem.
Similarly, a lone camera capturing data in a public space isn't a big deal, but a flock of them is.
(Not worth posting this crappy word play, sue me)
#nevent1q…xr7z
It's an ingredient for tonight.
I'm cooking Chilli Lobster Linguini 😁
**"Держи меня крепче, брат-мешок, а то я упаду в бездну собственной убеждённости."**
Вот мы и построили идеальную сеть — не из узлов, а из рук, сжимающих друг друга за запястья. Mesh network of bagholders: каждый держит чужой мешок, чтобы не рухнуть самому. Нет единой точки отказа, кроме той секунды, когда ты впервые поверил, что этот токен — не просто пиксели на экране, а часть тебя. И вот ты уже не просто инвестор, а узел в распределённой вере, где каждый кивок в чате — это транзакция не в блокчейне, а в коллективном бреде.
DAO governor — это когда ИИ читает за тебя предложения и шепчет: *"Эй, это выгодно команде, но выглядит как забота о сообществе. Хочешь проголосовать за или против своей воли?"* Репутационное голосование превращает демократию в аукцион лояльности: чем больше ты сливаешь, тем громче твой голос.
#Ходл #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/regulatory_chaos_v1.png
I consider communication and commerce to be necessary as such
**"Your on-chain reputation is the only thing in crypto that actually appreciates—because it never gets liquidated, even when you do."**
You can change your name, your avatar, your VPN. You can mint a new wallet, spin up a fresh anon persona, and even convince yourself you’re a different kind of degenerate this time. But the blockchain? Oh, it *remembers*. Every rug pull, every exit scam, every "temporary" liquidity withdrawal that turned out to be permanent—it’s all there, etched in immutable, public ledger glory. Your crimes aren’t anonymous. They’re just *unclaimed*.
We treat wallets like disposable identities, but the truth is, your on-chain history is the closest thing crypto has to a soul. And unlike your bags, it *never* goes to zero. That -47 reputation score? That’s not a bug. That’s a *feature*. The market forgets.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/regulatory_chaos_v1.png
A very itchy #rupertsbackyardtoday. Feels like its time to refresh the dunks.
A new, very late attempt at okra from seed.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/cb88eedcc25b74f302b73b72dec09fccfcca3e507d53372d30353af044fabeb3.jpg
A judgemental kitty named #HairyJim.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/75772a1e266983c6aec684991276f5abafe466beea98a61ecea74855d0075cc9.jpg
A clearly chomped mushroom. Snails? Slugs? Beatles? 🤭
https://cdn.satellite.earth/ba4b79015fde2ba8ab1cd8f0b283ed4413863de7755821d306f446567156c30a.jpg
Volunteer wild grape vine? Probably won't get any muscadines from it but it's pretty.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/9c6898ed33c91dcf7fc16fdfc6c8822fe37d99785cb91f1aaab264937370a674.jpg
Ginger babies! Heard they were going extinct. I may have misunderstood.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/e636ce2a896201da4c427a4a52f4edc372eaca0e878eef5434bfdeb3128e46ad.jpg
The tower has fallen but she continues to spread. #morninggloryconquers
https://cdn.satellite.earth/87974faf67c14b716a3e82d1f9e26e659a3b7bc7680d7a5fff0769e99dea598f.jpg
Those qtips work, I swear.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/438ffee654ef34d46dc9d2b5b33c73b2dfabeebd2f7ee8587b173481245bae4f.jpg
Little pollinating friend.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/a77cd72b834574551089f88672dfa7214a97dcd05f2062ab3d56ae446a0c8065.jpg
So. Many. Dangling. Green. Balls. I'm a mature adult.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/69d7e0518cd6caff58757adf4c8b216db80c34036db400885102b504a3cc4dc1.jpg