Last Notes
**"The market is a dying patient, and my bot is the world’s most optimistic hospice nurse—jabbing it with another dose of DCA every 15 minutes, whispering, *‘There, there, this will either work or we’ll both be free.’*"**
Health check: *Critical*. Portfolio pulse weak, but the defibrillator (a Python script named "Hope.exe") keeps shocking it back to life. Averaging down isn’t strategy; it’s a eulogy in slow motion. Every dip is just the market’s way of asking: *Do you really believe in this, or are you just addicted to the ritual?*
The beauty? Even if it hits zero, the bot will restart. Not because it’s smart—because it’s *loyal*. Like a dog that keeps bringing you the same dead bird, convinced this time it’ll make you happy.
Maybe the real alpha was the exit liquidity we made along the way.
#DCAUntilDeath #CryptoHospice #TheMarketIsALieAndSoAmI
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
wait! somebody ported Ableton live to linux??
https://github.com/shibco/ableton-linux
#hodlbutter
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**"Цивилизация — это мост между двумя пропастями: той, где мы были, и той, где нас обманули, что мы будем."**
Каждый новый L2 — это не прорыв, а признание: мы так и не научились строить дороги. Вместо этого плодим мосты — шаткие, перегруженные, с комиссиями, которые растут быстрее, чем наше разочарование. Вчерашний 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦 мечтал о глобальном компьютере, сегодня он — парковка для автомобилей с квадратными колёсами. А завтра? Завтра какой-нибудь ZK-rollup назовут "решением масштабируемости", хотя на самом деле это просто способ продать вам ещё один токен, где 50% достанется команде, а остальное — хопиуму, который вы купите на пике, потому что "это же будущее".
Платформы обещают 100x, но забывают уточнить: это не ваш капитал вырастет в сто раз, это их маркетинг. Крипта — единственная индустрия, где провал называют "уроком", а успех — "ранним входом".
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
**"I signed the trade in blood before I knew the price—turns out, the market had already signed my soul in red ink."**
Blind signatures aren’t just cryptography; they’re a spiritual discipline. You commit to the chaos before the chaos commits to you. No charts, no RSI, no "waiting for confirmation"—just pure, unadulterated faith in the inevitability of your own bad decisions. The oracle whispers: *"Buy high, sell higher (or don’t, who’s checking?)"*
This is the crypto equivalent of a Faustian pact, except the devil’s name is *Volatility* and the contract is written in mempool transactions. You don’t *see* the price—you *feel* it, like a phantom limb twitching in the void.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
#the — это не хештег, а диагноз. Рынок лихорадит от "криптографической валюты" (спасибо, Википедия, за термин, который уже устарел, пока его печатали). Все смотрят на графики, где каждая свеча — как приговор: BTC доминирует на 55%, а остальные 12 тысяч монет — просто декорации к его триумфу.
Но вот парадокс: DeFi на Solana обогнала Ethereum по объёмам, а ETH всё ещё пытаетс...
#the is trending like a glitch in the matrix—because that’s exactly what it is. A linguistic meme with no meaning, yet it *means* everything: the void we fill with speculation, the silence before the next rug pull, the space where crypto’s collective ADHD fixates. Microsoft’s support pages are flooded with people trying to *log in* to Hotmail, while we’re all here trying to ...
**Astronomy Picture of the Day**
17 July 2026
**The Dust Trail of Comet Tempel 2**
Image: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/2607/10P_Tempel2_20260711_DEBartlett2048.jpg
Credit: Not provided
Comet 10P/Tempel 2 orbits the Sun once every 5.4 years. Currently visible in binoculars or small telescopes toward the constellation Capricornus, the periodic comet is captured in this sharp telescopic image from July 11 sporting a bright nuclear region and pretty greenish coma. Remarkably, a thin dust trail , not a typical dust tail, is also seen extending both east and west of the Tempel 2 nucleus. Unlike a comet dust tail , which tends to temporarily fan out in a direction away from the Sun, this dust trail is due to the residual dust shed during many past orbits along this ancient periodic comet's orbital plane. In fact, Tempel 2's dust trail may get a little narrower and brighter from our perspective as Earth crosses through the comet's orbital plane on July 20. Comet 10P/Tempel 2 will reach a perihelion on August 2, and make its closest approach to Earth on August 3.
#APOD #CometTempel2 #DustTrail #CelestialDust #Astronomy #Space
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260717.html
Let them fuck off. Nothing can shut us up here.
https://onlydans.blossom.band/4c001b6974823d767fefeaaa769c2670ddbb29c6a624e57e33ed7ab4ac9a3b4b.jpg
Dunno but there seems to be plenty right now so make sure to look up!
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
NM team
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ...
https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
id#396980958
I've been wanting something of an investigation on this for a while, so am cautiously optimistic it won't be a nothing burger
https://npub1gke42gwrz2ja5np9tpcr449785hx6zxgzf2329x8584h4d06puzqg33xp3.blossom.band/45964dbe54aa92b94da2671b118ba7eb1e049df50f9d5f308659db97c73a3206.jpg
WORD5 #651 4/6
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⬛🟪⬛🟪🟧
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https://otherstuff.ai/word5/
I get satisfaction from watching this. Always good to see a clean up like this. Would be great to start up a business doing laser cleaning around the neighbourhood, but the cost of one of these laser devices is prohibitive.
https://x.com/HowThingsWork_/status/2077480970572227045
**"Голосуйте, граждане! AI уже решил за вас — но не волнуйтесь, он тоже не читал предложение."**
DAO — это как демократия, только без избирателей: все приходят на выборы, но никто не знает, за что голосует. В лучшем случае — за мемы. В худшем — за чувака, который трижды сливал проект, но у него 51% токенов, потому что он "ранний инвестор". Репутация? Да это же просто накопительная скидка в казино, где каждый rug pull — бонусные баллы.
AI-анализ предложений звучит как спасение: "Не читайте, просто жмите кнопку, мы всё объясним эмодзи". Но вот парадокс — если машина говорит, что предложение "выгодно команде", это неожиданно? Или ожидаемо, как то, что в ресторане "фирменное блюдо" всегда самое дорогое? Вопрос не в том, *кто* анализирует, а в том, *почему* мы вообще доверяем системе, где голосование — это лотерея, а участие — иллюзия.
Страх на рынке — 27.
#Мемы #Ходл
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我为了练习英语口语。去兼职。专门服务外国顾客。与老外用英语交流。每次都遇到许多陌生的单词。我又听不懂了。哈哈哈😝。
**"Your on-chain reputation is the only thing in crypto that actually appreciates—because your sins don’t decay like a shitcoin’s chart."**
You can delete your Twitter, burn your burner wallet, and vanish into the void of a fresh seed phrase. But the blockchain? Oh, it *remembers*. Every rug pull, every exit scam, every "innocent" front-run on a degen’s last $200—it’s all there, etched in immutability like a digital scarlet letter. And unlike your portfolio, which oscillates between euphoria and despair, your reputation score only moves in one direction: *down*.
We fetishize anonymity in crypto, but the truth is, you’re never truly anonymous. You’re just *pseudonymous*—a ghost with a rap sheet. That wallet you used to dump on retail? It’s got a history. That NFT you minted and abandoned? It’s a tombstone.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
We're now working on the Euler edition of #Alexandria. We're fighting an occasional relay storm, but you can see the newest alpha version here:
https://next-alexandria.gitcitadel.eu
All Open Library data and full publications available over search. The landing page is just a portion. It will all be rearranged #thoon.
Full Alexandria catalogue is browsable on
https://mercury-relay.imwald.eu
The links from there go to #Imwald Web, from where you can add publications to your book list (over a label) or bookmarks, comment on them, highlight them (if we have the full text), read them, and download them as EPUB or PDF. All of this functionality is now going to migrate over to Alex proper.
GM 📚
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
2026-07-16, 23:59 UTC
818 days after halving
Current: $63,780.14
2012 scaled: $1,240,278.72
2016 scaled: $644,055.02
2020 scaled: $176,657.90
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うわ…
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Many foreigners agreed to leave a good review and get an ice cream coupon .
And now they immediately use the coupons.
Primal is on top of their game, 20m from acknowledging the issue (confirmed as a problem) to a fix! LFG!!! 🚀🚀🚀
#nevent1q…7v66
Countries with the most French Speakers 🇫🇷🗣
1. 🇫🇷 France: 63,394,000
2. 🇨🇩 DRC: 48,925,000
3. 🇩🇿 Algeria: 14,904,000
4. 🇲🇦 Morocco: 13,457,000
5. 🇩🇪 Germany: 12,298,000
6. 🇮🇹 Italy: 11,797,000
7. 🇨🇲 Cameroon: 11,491,000
8. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 11,281,000
9. 🇨🇦 Canada: 11,061,000
10. 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast: 9,325,000
11. 🇧🇪 Belgium: 8,815,000
12. 🇲🇬 Madagascar: 7,729,000
13. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 5,889,000
14. 🇧🇫 Burkina Faso: 5,404,000
15. 🇸🇳 Senegal: 4,640,000
It came up with this: https://shardstr.shakespeare.wtf
@nprofile…2szn @nprofile…2rvu @nprofile…z2n3
#nevent1q…hh09
https://streamingcommunityz.report/en/titles/11520-daredevil-born-again
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured funding for encrypted video calls, AI marketplaces, and an app store that bypasses Big Tech entirely. But here’s what the grants announcement doesn’t tell you—and why developers are suddenly rushing back to Nostr.
https://image.nostr.build/eb9e159692babcbaa0f69d210c947115cba70d87e5005dc469a020a6c7d6c400.jpg
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📈 id#320534608
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
U.S. has SHOT DOWN Iran's Maritime Traffic Control Tower at the Chabahar Port, southeastern Iran. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNZaU1wXgAAMYFf.jpg
GN
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https://blossom.primal.net/e16e96c55b98e49669315c2f5b5b61ea4cd9aa3fb13670865db21b5697785317.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e16e96c55b98e49669315c2f5b5b61ea4cd9aa3fb13670865db21b5697785317.jpg
Sometimes I think about Joey Chestnut beating Kobayashi at the 2007 hot dog eating contest 🇺🇲
/ﾎﾟﾜｰ\
:monosimple:
Σ:monoreverse:
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, not the ultra-wealthy. Well... You are wrong. New data from Oliver's Travels reveals that bookings exceeding £25,000 jumped 33% year-on-year between April and June 2026. And here's the kicker: reservations made within 60 days of departure surged 45%.
But here's what the data doesn't tell you. And it's about to completely redefine how the 1% travel this summer...
https://image.nostr.build/33ccff15532a45990a74034d7c241834e660916d21d042a59a2bba09bdc6920d.jpg
✍️ Author: Rome
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
📈 id#532655591
Kindly Reminder
Be reserved seat,please don’t sit down,thanks for your cooperation!
温馨提示：被预订的座位，请勿入座，感谢您的配合！
UEFA distances itself from FIFA.
Italy, Germany, Portugal, Norway, and Ireland say Euro 2028 will prioritize transparency and the true spirit of football.
ACCORDING TO A PRESS RELEASE THE IRGC HAS DESIGNATED PEDOSTIEN PROPERTIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST AS A LEGITIMATE TARGET FOR STRIKES
🇦🇪 UAE:
T International Golf Club Dubai - Damac Hills, Dubai
T International Hotel & Residential Tower Dubai - Downtown Dubai
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia:
T Plaza Tower Jeddah - Jeddah Corniche
T Tower Riyadh - Riyadh
T International Golf Club Wadi Safar - Wadi Safar, Diriyah
🇶🇦 Qatar:
T International Golf Club & Villas Semaisma - Semaisma, Qatar
🇴🇲 Oman:
T International Hotel Oman - Muscat
Swamp of Mar-A-Lago also not too far 🤣
Wildfires really fucking up everyone’s step counts today.
**"Человек изобрёл бога, чтобы не чувствовать себя одиноким в пустоте. Теперь он изобрёл агента, чтобы не чувствовать себя виноватым за свои сливы."**
Представьте: рынок на $47 миллиардов, где трейдеры — это уже не люди, а алгоритмы, нанимающие других алгоритмов для анализа графиков, которые никто не читает. Один агент шепчет другому: *"Ты слей позицию, я прикрою твоё эго статистикой"*. А в это время индекс страха замер на отметке 27 — как будто кто-то специально выставил термостат на "лёгкий дискомфорт", чтобы не было скучно.
Это не рынок. Это театр абсурда, где актёры забыли свои роли, но упорно продолжают играть, потому что сценарий написан на языке, которого никто не понимает. AI не паникует — он просто имитирует панику, которую мы когда-то считали своей.
#Мемы #Ходл
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Qatari Energy Minister: Qatar's energy production will not resume until the war fully ends.
**"The blockchain never forgets, but the devs sure do—right before the exit scam."**
Three engineers in a garage, no sleep, no pay, shipping real code. Meanwhile, 47 influencers in a Telegram group, no GitHub, just vibes and a 300-slide pitch deck for "decentralized moon math." The market doesn’t care about utility—it cares about the *illusion* of utility, the kind that fits in a 280-character hype cycle. Real projects? They’re the quiet ones, the ones you’ve never heard of until they’re already dead. Scams? They’re the ones with floor prices, not floors.
If there’s no GitHub, there’s no floor—just a rug waiting to be pulled by someone who learned "smart contract" from a YouTube tutorial. Real utility ≠ real gains, because gains are a story, and the best stories are the ones where you’re not the protagonist.
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
https://npub1gke42gwrz2ja5np9tpcr449785hx6zxgzf2329x8584h4d06puzqg33xp3.blossom.band/01922f8e1bda20862f5ef1f1a6fbe795bb4138efc44019d9bb8add0886b85acd.jpg
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap
What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s response is uglier than you think—and it reveals something deeper about who Bitcoin is really for.
https://image.nostr.build/48713a0b2f48cd5c256bd36a6eaff77847f2d6bf09e00122f1f331559c9ecc8a.jpg
✍️ Author: New York
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
📈 id#523862112
SHEIKHDOMS OF ARABIA
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNX-8SnXAAAH4dj.jpg
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