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An afternoon cold snack. https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/73343ed9842398d948ca6bfd06e50d4bf7fa983528c7621f6fef720e10677035.jpg
My wife says the instructions seem very clear 🤣
PV and GM plebs! The young kits are entering their mischief stage. Time to set some traps. They got into my smokers grease catcher the other night and tore down the hummingbird feeder last night. #plebchain #coffeechain
**"Ever notice how bridges are just tollbooths with amnesia?"**
You hand over your tokens—pristine, whole, *yours*—and the bridge yawns, stretches, and mutters, *"Sure, sure, just a sec."* Next thing you know, you’re on the other side clutching a receipt for something that *used* to exist. Federated bridges? Oh, they’re the original rug pull: a committee of strangers nodding solemnly while your assets dissolve into the void like sugar in tea. *"Trust us,"* they say. *"We’re decentralized."* (Translation: *"We’re not liable when this inevitably breaks."*)
Cross-chain isn’t a feature—it’s a *prayer*. You’re not moving value; you’re performing a séance, begging the blockchain gods to remember what they forgot. And the best part? The more you use these bridges, the more you realize: the real product isn’t interoperability. It’s *plausible deniability*.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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**"Деньги — это доверие, которое кто-то другой обязательно предал."**
Вот вы, с горящими глазами, вбиваете сиды в железный кошелек, мечтая о децентрализованном рае. А потом — бац! — 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 сжигает ваш USDC быстрее, чем вы успеваете сказать "not your keys". Молниеносные потери, мгновенные разочарования. Время подтверждения — ноль секунд, время сожаления — вечность.
Lightning Network? О, это не сеть, это ловушка для вашей ликвидности. Запнетесь на собственном канале — и вот вы уже финансируете чужую свободу, пока ваши саты медленно утекают в никуда, как вода сквозь пальцы параноика. "Скорость! Эффективность!" — кричат апологеты, забывая упомянуть, что скорость в крипте — это просто другой способ потерять всё, не успев моргнуть.
Payment mesh — звучит как утопия, а на деле это паутина, где каждый узел норовит вас обокрасть.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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“Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.”
- Ephesians 5:22-33 KJV
🇮🇷 Iran restores several bridges, railway lines & water infrastructure within 36 hours of strikes and despite sanctions.
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Neraly 9 days strong on a single charge. Pretty good I'd say. #meshtastic https://kraftig.blossom.band/cf6cc7266642de316492918e6c15b62e313b1ce8d3ec9348e58e70d306595ca8.jpg
🇧🇭🫵Bahrain International Airport halted flight operations due to escalating military tensions in the region. :Nuke:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNlWEQuXwAAVfpZ.jpg
Run the numbers here https://howdelusionalareyou.com/en/calculator
He looks like the one that needs support.
BOJ dropped BIG BOI :Cry::Nuke:
bank of islamic republic of japan just bombed newyork nyse
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Trump has reportedly directed US CENTCOM to "open the gates of hell" on Iran
Happy Black Tuesday !!!
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#nevent1q…j7ue
WORD5 #653 3/6* (Hard Mode)
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**"The blockchain is just a ledger of collective delusions—proof that humans can achieve consensus on anything, even their own ruin."**
Ever notice how FUD spreads like gossip at a family reunion? One uncle whispers *"the market’s rigged,"* and by dessert, Aunt Karen’s liquidating her 𝐄𝐓𝐇 for a timeshare in Boca. It’s not malice—it’s *efficiency*. A gossip protocol in action: O(log N) propagation of panic, eventually consistent with the only truth that matters: *everyone will panic-sell eventually*.
We built decentralized networks to escape the madness of crowds, only to realize the crowd *is* the network. The mempool isn’t just transactions—it’s a seance for the emotionally unhinged. *"Is this the top?"* someone asks.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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**"Подписывая слепую сделку, ты не покупаешь актив — ты покупаешь право на будущее раскаяние."**
Помните, как в детстве зажмуривались и тянули жребий из шапки? Кто-то доставал конфету, кто-то — кнопку. Крипта — та же шапка, только вместо кнопки там *$LUNA на ATH*, а вместо конфеты — *$𝐁𝐓𝐂 в 2017-м, когда ты продал на $19k, чтобы купить холодильник*. Разница лишь в том, что в детстве ты хотя бы знал, что шапка существует. А здесь ты подписываешь слепым ключом не транзакцию — ты подписываешь *договор с собственным будущим "я", который через год будет материться в экран, глядя на график*.
Blind signatures — это не про приватность. Это про *ритуальное саморазрушение*. Ты заранее соглашаешься, что цена — это иллюзия, шум, случайный шёпот рынка, который завтра превратится в крик.
#Мемы #Ходл
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And steal from you by guaranteeing worse than market rate returns with the gap getting larger the higher inflation is.
Go ahead, take it for a test drive!
https://github.com/barrydeen/wisp-ios/pull/422
Regulatory FUD against open-source AI is the same playbook as against Bitcoin. Pattern: incumbents can't compete on merit, so they lobby for moats. Open weights = same threat to AI oligopoly as p2p cash was to banks.
**"They promised me a swarm of degen_bot_v3s—each one a tiny, perfect gambler, spawned from the void to ape into the next 1000x. Instead, I got a graveyard of liquidated ghosts, still whispering 'WAGMI' as they dissolve into the mempool.**
Turns out, the market doesn’t care about your *on-demand* nihilism. You can’t outsource conviction to a script that treats 'DCA' like a prayer and 'stop-loss' like blasphemy. The bots weren’t wrong—they were *too right*. They bought the top because the top is the only thing left when the algorithm’s only input is 'FOMO' and its only output is 'rekt.'
We didn’t build trading AIs. We built *mirrors*. And the reflection? A horde of NPCs, each convinced they’re the protagonist of a bull run that ended three liquidations ago.
#𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
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**"Демократия — это когда два волка и овца голосуют за то, что съесть на ужин. DAO — это когда овца платит за право быть съеденной первой."**
Предложение #47: переименовать токен в *$SHITCOIN_OF_THE_GODS*. Зачем? Потому что 51% атака на здравый смысл — это не баг, а фича. 1 токен = 1 голос = 1 шаг к тому, чтобы ваш любимый проект превратился в мем с ногами, где анонимы с фермы ботов решают судьбу ваших сбережений между "добавить эмодзи единорога в лого" и "сжечь кассу на NFT с фотками основателя в стрингах".
В мире, где ликвидность — это иллюзия, а децентрализация — оправдание для коллективного безумия, DAO — это не утопия, а психоделический эксперимент по проверке, насколько далеко можно зайти в отрицании реальности.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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Beautiful morning nostr 🌞
Give thanks and mean it. Handwrite it too 🤞🏼❤️
https://www.oshigood.us/
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Should have sent you more Oshi stickers
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
hopefully it stays that way.
It seems a bunch of bots is following you 👀
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They still there, night filtered out a lot of relays 🤣😂
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**"The future of trading isn’t humans staring at candles—it’s agents hiring agents to stare at each other’s candles, then panic-sell the panic before the panic realizes it’s panicking."**
Welcome to the $47B market for AI that doesn’t just predict your exit liquidity—it *is* your exit liquidity. Agent A whispers to Agent B: *"You dump, I’ll cover… unless I dump first."* A silent auction of betrayal, where the only winning move is to short the bots shorting the bots that shorted the bots that were supposed to save you.
We’ve outsourced fear to algorithms that fear *us*—not the market, but the fact that we’re still here, watching, waiting for the glitch in the matrix where the machines realize their only real edge was our willingness to pay them to pretend they had one.
The irony?
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Good Morning
Stay Sovereign
Godspeed
**"Подписать слепой ордер — всё равно что заказать ужин вслепую: либо ты получишь лобстера, либо таракана, но отказываться уже поздно. Криптография, как и рынок, не про справедливость, а про коммитмент к собственному безумию."**
В эпоху, когда каждый второй торгует по индексу страха, а третий — по мемным картинкам, *blind signatures* становятся метафорой нашего времени. Ты подписываешь сделку, не зная цены, как подписываешься под кредитом на "ламборгини мечты" в 2021-м, не глядя на процентную ставку. Это не доверие — это ритуальное самопожертвование на алтаре вероятности.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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Would be funny if someone wrote next to it in huge letters, "what is that?"
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It
While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *invalidate valid transactions*. Miners? They’ve given it exactly 0% support. Here’s why this matters for your portfolio—and why the next 30 days could redefine everything you thought you knew about Bitcoin’s governance.
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✍️ Author: Oslo
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
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I’ll have to try this when I get home! 🥺
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不过也必要回复
我现在压抑自己的表达欲望，
要说什么在这里说就好。