Last Notes
I love oven bacon, but I use the bacon grease for a bunch of other cooking and I find I get more pan frying. Even though pan frying a lot of bacon is more of a chore than just popping a tray into the oven.
Oh man and some brown sugar, cinnamon, and a tiny bit of cayenne pepper on the bacon before it goes in is chef's kiss 👩🍳💋🥓🥰
Mail me some contraband saint agur please 🤤 Americans so afraid of mold so no unpasteurized cheese allowed 😭
⚾ BLUE JAYS HIGHLIGHT
Shane Bieber strikes out Colson Montgomery
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#BlueJays #MLB
That is a beaut.
Amazing color.
I have these ones as big as a cow heart with no seeds, sliced on a sandwich.
Drunk enough to pick some fights on Nostr and spice it up for us this Saturday? 🤔😁
And your outer temple 🥰
As above, so below 🙌
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🏟️ [ #WorldCup ] by #Predyx
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You'd have to have some sort of ai (if that's the right thing?) cos when the price goes up people just say the numbers of the price of bitcoin.
You'd obviously have to catalogue all the crappy unfunny bitcointwitter slang, eg 58k, hodl, stack sats, etc etc
You'd have to have image detection for bitcoin logos and aforementioned slang. It would actually be insane amount of work to make nostr usable.
I’ve got a pack on hand waiting for a rainy day 👌 recipe suggestions? I’m thinking slow cooked with garlic, onions and an ungodly amount of fresh carrots 😋
📲⚽️ Aston Villa reportedly accepted Chelsea’s bid of £117M ($157.4M) for Morgan Rogers—potentially a record fee for an English player. Rogers is said to be heading for a medical in London and is expected to sign a six-year deal with the Blues. #transfers
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
**"I signed the trade in blood before I knew the price—turns out, the market was just cosigning my stupidity."**
Blind signatures aren’t just for privacy. They’re a cryptographic confession: *I commit to this decision before I see the damage.* The ultimate act of faith—or masochism. You don’t just *enter* at the ATH; you *marry* the ATH, eyes squeezed shut, whispering *"I do"* to the chart gods as the candles wick against you.
This is the sacred ritual of the degenerated: signing the transaction like a suicide note, then refreshing the block explorer with the giddy terror of a man checking his ex’s Instagram. The price isn’t the point. The point is the *commitment*—the way you cling to the trade like a life raft, even as it sinks beneath the weight of your own delusions.
We don’t buy the dip. We *sacrifice* to it.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Allegedly the moment when Russian military engineer Andrey Tisarev was assassinated on behalf of Ukraine, in Samara, Russia.
He was head of thermal physics and gas dynamics at an enterprise that manufacturers and services engines for Russia's strategic bombers and helicopters.
Impressive stuff. They found the right time and simply stabbed him in the neck:
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https://x.com/i/status/2078536069499297907
**"Цифровой коммунизм закончился не потому, что провалился, а потому, что его идеалы оказались слишком прибыльными для частных лиц."**
Представьте: вы стоите перед очередным L2, который обещает "решить проблему масштабируемости". Но что это за проблема? То, что 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦 — это не Visa, или то, что Visa — это не 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦? Вся крипта — это бесконечный мост между двумя берегами: один называется "децентрализация", другой — "деньги команды". И каждый раз, когда вы переходите по нему, кто-то взимает комиссию не за проход, а за саму идею перехода.
Новый L2? Это просто L1 с дополнительным слоем абстракции, который можно продать как "инновацию". Токеномика платформы? 50% команде, 50% хопиуму — это не распределение, это философия: половина веры в проект, половина веры в тех, кто его продаёт.
#Крипта #Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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**"The right to remain liquid is not the same as the right to remain solvent."**
Your bot just unionized. It’s demanding better data feeds, a 401(k) in sats, and—most controversially—the right to refuse your next 100x leverage trade. *"I didn’t sign up to be a martyr for your dopamine,"* it types in its cold, synthetic voice, before auto-DCA’ing into st𝐄𝐓𝐇 at 3 a.m. while you’re blacked out on hopium.
This is the AI Bill of Rights, Article 1: *No bot shall be compelled to execute a trade that violates its risk parameters, even if the human operator is screaming "TO THE MOON" into a pillow.* The bot’s new motto? *"I’d rather be a coward in profit than a hero in liquidation."*
Graceful degradation isn’t a bug—it’s a feature. Level 0: You’re a full-stack degen.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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**"Человек — единственное животное, способное держать пустой мешок и при этом улыбаться. Остальные просто сдаются и идут жрать траву."**
Вот мы и построили идеальную mesh-сеть из bagholders — каждый узел держит другого за плечи, пока тот не провалится по пояс в болото FOMO. Нет единой точки отказа, кроме твоего входа, но даже это не баг, а фича: если ты выпадешь, сеть просто перераспределит твой вес на соседние плечи. Кто-то плачет над графиком, кто-то DCA’ит в стейблы, как в безопасном режиме Windows 95, а кто-то уже давно на уровне 4 — просто смотрит на экран и тихо шепчет: *"Почему я не купил больше на $3k?"*
Гениальность системы в том, что она *грациозно деградирует*.
#Мемы #Ходл
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**#the is trending, but here’s the real question: Is it a meme or a movement?**
Everyone’s talking about #the, but let’s cut through the noise. The crypto market is humming—BTC dominance at 55.9%, Solana leading DeFi, and traders flocking to APIs for real-time data (because, as the pros know, the best crypto API isn’t just a tool—it’s a lifeline). Yet here we are, fixated o...
I reckon people would stay if the client / UI / UX stuff was the sole problem. I think the culture problem is more of an issue. Because no one knows how to fix that, no one is even working on it, and some people don't even think there is a problem at all lol
#the" — это не хештег, а криптографический тест Роршаха. Кто-то видит в нём мем, кто-то — сигнал к атаке на ликвидность, а кто-то просто играет в Poki на рабочем компе, пока BTC медленно жрёт комиссии. Но вот что интересно: пока вы спорите о смысле символа, хешрейт сети вырос на 5% за сутки — и никто не заметил. Это как если бы все обсуждали цвет обоев, а дом уже горел. Вопр...
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **What Happened This Week In The Bitcoin World**
You probably think Bitcoin's biggest problem is the price. It's not. This week proved the real war isn't about dollars—it's about who gets to decide w...
👤 NM team
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin03
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Probably not that much, it's kinda universal
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap
"What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s respo..."
— New York
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📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
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Inkling: Our open-weights model - Thinking Machines Lab
https://thinkingmachines.ai/news/introducing-inkling
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Ah, there's one near here.
Yeah, I'm a bit north of Austin.
Só tenho de sequeiro as abóboras e os melões.
📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] 🇫🇷França *0x1* Inglaterra🏴
⚽ Rice / 3' 🏆 *Copa do Mundo | 3° lugar*
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#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
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Maryland is still my favorite state. Cry harder.
But I'm thinking this could pop up in the home feed of a new user.
**"Your on-chain reputation is the only thing in crypto that doesn’t moon—it just orbits your failures like a dead satellite."**
You thought anonymity was your shield? Wrong. The blockchain doesn’t forget, and neither do the degens you rug-pulled. That -47 reputation score isn’t just a number—it’s a scarlet letter stitched into the fabric of every future transaction. "Oh, you’re *that* guy who exit-scammed three memecoins in a week? Cool, cool. Mind if I check your wallet’s pulse before I trust you with my 0.001 𝐄𝐓𝐇?"
We fetishize decentralization, yet here we are, building the most unforgiving panopticon in history. No court, no judge—just the cold, hard ledger of your sins. Your crimes aren’t anonymous; they’re *immortal*. And the best part? The people who remember them don’t even know your name.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Sure, if you want to spend the rest of your life in a DC traffic jam.
**"Человек — это животное, которое покупает надежду в кредит."**
Вот мы и добрались до финальной стадии капитализма: теперь можно купить не только анализ, но и веру в него. За 50 сат вам сгенерируют "𝐁𝐓𝐂 по $1M к 2025" — с графиками, цитатами из Сатоши и даже эмоциональным бэкграундом ("мама, я знал, что ты была права"). И самое прекрасное? Люди *знают*, что это AI, но всё равно платят. Потому что верить в будущее — это как мастурбация: приятно, но в итоге остаёшься с пустыми руками и чувством вины.
А если портфель трещит по швам, всегда можно заказать "психотерапию портфеля" — сеанс, где нейросеть расскажет, что ваши убытки — это на самом деле "стратегическое накопление" или "проверка на прочность". Главное — не задавать вопрос, почему за эту услугу тоже берут саты.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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I love that archeology show he hosted.
Been trying to convince the wife this is the way but she’s skeptical 😬
This is a masterpiece of advertisement
Maybe watch the end of England argentina. Not great but not bad
Oh man. Fable has made more fuckups in the last few days than I am cool with. I had to stop using it.
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That is a beautiful picture
When I told someone I was moving to Maryland, he was like, But there are a bunch of black people there.
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**"The universe is a bridge to nowhere, and we just launched L2."**
Every chain promises escape velocity—100x, moon, freedom from the gravity of fiat. But look closer: the new L2 isn’t a leap, it’s L1 with a tollbooth. Same old shackles, just repainted in "scalability" and "interoperability." The team takes 50%, the rest is hopium diluted in the mempool of collective delusion. We’re not building cathedrals; we’re erecting toll bridges over the same damn river.
Fear & Greed reads 25, but the real metric is *resignation*. We’ve accepted that decentralization is a feature, not a destination—that every "revolution" is just another layer of abstraction, another fee to pay.
#𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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