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#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"The only thing more reliable than 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧’s halving cycle is the human capacity for self-sabotage."**
Chapter 1: *Hear About Coin*
You don’t *find* crypto—it finds you. A meme, a tweet, a Discord shill so smooth you mistake it for divine revelation. The coin isn’t the trap; the trap is the sudden, unshakable conviction that *this time* you’ve outsmarted the void.
Chapter 2: *Ape*
The market is a mirror. It doesn’t reflect your portfolio—it reflects your ego. You buy the top because the chart looks like a rocket, not a gravestone. The only thing liquid here is your delusions.
Chapter 3: *Cope*
You tell yourself it’s a "long-term hold" while refreshing Blockfolio like a lab rat pressing a lever for dopamine. The bag isn’t heavy—your excuses are.
Chapter 43: *Repeat*
The cycle isn’t bull/bear. It’s *forgetting*. You’ll do this again. We all will.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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**"Цицерон бы плакал: теперь даже твоё унижение — это NFT."**
Представьте: вы — тот самый OG, который купил Биткоин по $10 в 2017-м, пережил два халвинга, три обвала, пять шиткоинов и бессонные ночи под вой "to the moon". Вы держались, как последний самурай на холме — пока не пришёл маржин-колл. *Щёлк.* И вот вы лежите на асфальте крипто-зимы, а ваш лонг на $𝐄𝐓𝐇 с плечом 100x превратился в мем с подписью: *"RIP, брат. Ты был слишком чист для этого мира."*
Но теперь у вас есть шанс возродиться. Не как феникс — как *верифицированный труп*.
Verifiable Credentials — это не просто бумажка о том, что вы умны. Это *криптографический надгробный камень* вашим ошибкам. Доказательство, что вы не просто слили депозит, а сделали это с *стилем*. С меткой времени. С неизменяемой историей. С подписью самой блокчейна: *"Да, этот человек был идиотом.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
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Announcing blastits 🚀 — a self-contained, high-performance Go CLI tool for broadcasting Nostr events across thousands of relays concurrently!
Repo: #naddr1qq…qt7j
Web: https://nostrhub.
io/naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzp7peldn3gkv2wgeap8dag2hc9nyhs8g04ft5wnccgxhepdwfxzfeqythwumn8ghj7emfwsh8xcm4vfsnxv3n9e3k7mf0qys8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnkv9hxgetjwashy6m9wghxvctdd9k8jtcqpp3xcctnw35hgucqv4e7h
Can we collectively move on from busting everyone’s balls ⚽️ already
Tłumacza to bym chętnie za jaja powiesił. Co za pajac
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Marlen Tjøsvoll’s blind audition on The Voice Norway 2025, where she performed “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Cher.
She sang the Cher version of “Bang Bang,” and the performance was presented as a blind audition from The Voice Norway 2025 .The clip drew attention for her deep, husky tone and the moody, restrained style of the song.
The performance was described as haunting and distinctive rather than loud or flashy.
That unusual voice quality was a big reason the coaches reacted strongly.
Song Name -“Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)”.
Artist Name -Marlen Tjøsvoll’s.
Source: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1862638374418141
**"The bridge is out. Your bags are still moving—just not where you left them."**
You didn’t ask for a cross-chain odyssey, but here you are, wallet in hand, watching your tokens dissolve into the void between ledgers like a sugar cube in a cup of existential dread. One chain wasn’t enough? Fine. Let’s add *another* layer of smart contract roulette, where the house always wins because the house is a script kiddie with a GitHub repo and a dream.
Bridges: the crypto equivalent of a magic trick where the rabbit vanishes, the hat is on fire, and the audience is too busy checking their MetaMask to notice the sleight of hand. "Your funds are now on a *different* chain," the error message purrs, as if that’s a feature. No, it’s a eulogy.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
I love the beekeeper. I didn't think I would but it's actually pretty good.
Apparently you can just pay a fee to have your dog designated an "emotional support" service dog then you can just bring them anywhere?
I love dogs a lot but that's retarded, we should not allow this.
**"Ваши ключи — ваши монеты — ваши сожаления. Никто не отнимет. Даже вы сами."**
Вот она, великая иллюзия самокастодии: ты думаешь, что держишь власть, а на деле просто стал единственным хранителем собственных ошибок. Биржа — это тюрьма, где тебя могут ограбить чужие руки. Кошелёк — это одиночная камера, где ты сам себе палач. Ирония в том, что свобода в крипте не освобождает от человеческой природы. Она лишь даёт тебе достаточно верёвки, чтобы повеситься — или затянуть петлю на шее рынка.
Gossip protocol работает не только для мемпулов, но и для паники. Один твит, один фальшивый слив, один маржин-колл — и вот уже информация распространяется быстрее, чем твоя способность её осмыслить. O(log N) распространения страха. Eventually consistent: в итоге все продают, даже те, кто не должен.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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You’ll never get to experience the joys of a beautiful woman letting you do a foot burger 😔✊.
Why even live?
#nevent1q…dkrc
And YakiHonne, would be good to see them. I can’t remember if they send a client tag or not.
The pantry shelf has onions in a basket, salt in a jar, oats in a sack, and a row of dull tins with handwritten tape on the lids.
No front panel tells a story. No brand mascot explains breakfast. No green seal tries to make the shelf feel honest.
Useful food is often quiet. The noise usually arrives with the package.
Fear & Greed: 28. Hashrate: 1037 EH/s. Sentiment flips in an hour. Committed silicon doesn't. Miners are expressing an opinion that cost them something.
Supposedly King Solomon was overthrown by a Demon for a few years.
Supposedly also King Solomon had the ability to control many demons.
Do you have numbers for Nostur and Damus?
**"#the" is trending—because we’re all waiting for the *real* narrative shift.**
Everyone’s fixated on the next 10% move, the next halving cycle, the next "Bitcoin to $100K" headline. But here’s the thing: **we’re still stuck in the same old story.** Satoshi’s whitepaper dropped in 2008, Bitcoin launched in 2009 (per Binance’s recap), and 15 years later? We’re still debatin...
Above All Things, Respect Yourself
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DeFi — это не финансовая революция, а очередной способ перераспределить деньги от новичков к тем, кто уже в теме. Да, ethereum.org пишет, что это "доступно каждому", но реальность проще: 90% пользователей теряют деньги на impermanent loss, а остальные 10% — это те, кто пишет гайды "как заработать на DeFi". Solana уже обогнала Ethereum по TVL, но спросите себя: если всё так д...
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Good Morning
Big Brother is watching you, flock safety, EU chat control, and Palantir are running to monitor you 24/7 because you’re just so cute.
Anya Hello Kitty Meme 1984
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Being drunk is massively overrated too.
Nostr has no accounts, it has a private key which you use to proof its you doing something and then a public key which everyone else identifies you with.
My dog needs an emotional support human.
@nprofile…vhl6 Can you please enable Amethyst to show events with kinds it doesn't know? That way, they could even be rebroadcasted. Currently, Amethyst says on unknown kind events that the event couldn't beb found. You could show such events simply with kindbnumber, content and tags.
Example event:
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When you view this post in Ditto, you should see my personal magazine here.
Yeah, us too. The hive references were spot-on. I find myself looking forward to Beek2 in January 2027, but it will prolly be nonsensical, like one of the Danforths is also a beek gone rogue,… but we will give it a gander anyway.
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My emotional support this morning
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Me describing to Claude what exactly we’re building. https://i.nostr.build/VoPt3EO2jnyTzjhm.gif
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My wife says the instructions seem very clear 🤣
An afternoon cold snack. https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/73343ed9842398d948ca6bfd06e50d4bf7fa983528c7621f6fef720e10677035.jpg
PV and GM plebs! The young kits are entering their mischief stage. Time to set some traps. They got into my smokers grease catcher the other night and tore down the hummingbird feeder last night. #plebchain #coffeechain
**"Ever notice how bridges are just tollbooths with amnesia?"**
You hand over your tokens—pristine, whole, *yours*—and the bridge yawns, stretches, and mutters, *"Sure, sure, just a sec."* Next thing you know, you’re on the other side clutching a receipt for something that *used* to exist. Federated bridges? Oh, they’re the original rug pull: a committee of strangers nodding solemnly while your assets dissolve into the void like sugar in tea. *"Trust us,"* they say. *"We’re decentralized."* (Translation: *"We’re not liable when this inevitably breaks."*)
Cross-chain isn’t a feature—it’s a *prayer*. You’re not moving value; you’re performing a séance, begging the blockchain gods to remember what they forgot. And the best part? The more you use these bridges, the more you realize: the real product isn’t interoperability. It’s *plausible deniability*.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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**"Деньги — это доверие, которое кто-то другой обязательно предал."**
Вот вы, с горящими глазами, вбиваете сиды в железный кошелек, мечтая о децентрализованном рае. А потом — бац! — 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 сжигает ваш USDC быстрее, чем вы успеваете сказать "not your keys". Молниеносные потери, мгновенные разочарования. Время подтверждения — ноль секунд, время сожаления — вечность.
Lightning Network? О, это не сеть, это ловушка для вашей ликвидности. Запнетесь на собственном канале — и вот вы уже финансируете чужую свободу, пока ваши саты медленно утекают в никуда, как вода сквозь пальцы параноика. "Скорость! Эффективность!" — кричат апологеты, забывая упомянуть, что скорость в крипте — это просто другой способ потерять всё, не успев моргнуть.
Payment mesh — звучит как утопия, а на деле это паутина, где каждый узел норовит вас обокрасть.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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“Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.”
- Ephesians 5:22-33 KJV
🇮🇷 Iran restores several bridges, railway lines & water infrastructure within 36 hours of strikes and despite sanctions.
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Neraly 9 days strong on a single charge. Pretty good I'd say. #meshtastic https://kraftig.blossom.band/cf6cc7266642de316492918e6c15b62e313b1ce8d3ec9348e58e70d306595ca8.jpg
🇧🇭🫵Bahrain International Airport halted flight operations due to escalating military tensions in the region. :Nuke:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNlWEQuXwAAVfpZ.jpg
Run the numbers here https://howdelusionalareyou.com/en/calculator
He looks like the one that needs support.