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Jokes on us, nobody’s coming.
doesn't matter, its just noise.
the point was about nostr clients integrating Payment Targets
i totally agree we will be here soon.
but i disagree this is the current situation. every single workflow becomes a rabbit hole that we disappear into for days.
but i appreciate the encouragement.
(not being sarcastic)
That's not the flex you think it is 🚩
i look forward to trying it
but it was clear from the start you might not be able to maintain it
so that makes me reluctant to do more than install and check it out
which is just how it goes 👍
Use an *ephemeral* Ark server to collaboratively swap UTXOs (e.g. on-chain zaps) to *Lightning*, trustlessly. Receive on Bolt12 for extra privacy and unlinkability
Thoughts? I'm assuming we can put a HTLC in the Ark's vUTXOs
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Of what “business” do you speak?
just that Derek posted about monero
somebody (one person) was rude in his mentions
now he's gotta bitch about "monero people"
its good for maxi engagement, just ask mahdood 😉
its nothing particular to any specific group, its just the Internet.
but making it partisian gets the followers riled up.
GM, still stacking!
#proofofwood
https://blossom.primal.net/75dffe70902df3940cb36f1d991c1eec92ebba8de55da1e8babb309d16469e91.jpg
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Can’t take these Nostr people anywhere…
https://image.nostr.build/c97588f96f721c103f64fd9515456494dc14668725bb7b31ff58d10e51e23e5b.gif
Oh so it's to do it with intent?
I apologize if the schedule 1 abuse accusations were, um, untoward. I'm not sure if you laughed as hard as I did but I hope so XD
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MWAwgYqK1aUAAAAd/issou-risitas.gif
Shakespeare users, I have a project on the web version and want to continue on my phone. I don't see any login besides nostr and when I do that none of the projects show. Is it all locally based, do I need to download the backup and redo on the mobile app?
#asknostr
“It was the biggest crypto company in x area”
https://i.nostr.build/X3jN7d5F5iQQzi9U.jpg
Sure. But firing your only client with no plans or actions in place to get a new one isn't good business sense.
Is that so? People see you received cause it was a zap but nobody sees if you sent the funds out again.
we support devs because not everyone has the time to be one bro
the barrier to entry hasnt fallen THAT much
I think the Ark protocol (not tied to a single Ark operator) is the trustless solution, to allow us to swap our on-chain zaps to *Lightning*
Arks gives everybody unilateral exit, allowing a large number of users to have balances, but where everything is compressed into a single UTXO. So we gather a number of Nostr users, each of which have a number of on-chain zaps, and we collaboratively sign one big transaction that creates our 'Ark round', i.e. this single UTXO, consuming all the on-chain zaps.
When that confirms, the operator of the Ark starts paying us via Lightning. With the preimage they receive from each of us, they then have the info needed to 'steal' our Ark balance. I didn't mention this in the previous paragraph, but each user's Ark vUTXO will be a bit complex, including a timelock and a hash
So they get my on-chain funds (via Ark) if, and only if, they pay me the same amount via Lightning. If they don't, then - after a timelock - then I can unilaterally exit to get my money back
In the happy path, they get all our preimages and - by presenting all those preimages on the blockchain - they can sweep all the funds to their own UTXO. Quite small on-chain footprint
Privacy: if we present Bolt12 invoices to the operator, and use Tor and other best practices, then the users should feel very private
You should only need to be on the latest amethyst to it start working
Ever consider that only catering to paranoid bitcoiners could in fact be the reason for the lack of any serious adoption…?
Trying to get him to talk bad about you didn't seem to work.
The zaps I receive in a week and €5 will get me a Happy Meal.
So this tiny elite who kills millions in wars does this one guy go around and tell everyone about it?
maintaining the fork you created: 10 hrs/wk for the duration of the project
Chip is cool, John. Well, he's not malicious anyway. Kind of a nerd, actually
Nostr: only paranoid bitcoiners like nostr
Also nostr: let's make nostr more hostile to paranoid bitcoiners without improving anything for other users.
Also also nostr: why no growth and DAU is declining?
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it was literally one guy in Dereks replies 🙄
In school they teach you daddy government came and saved us from the big bad businesses and that is how we got the 8 hour workday.
The real history is that the government used machine guns on unions picketing. When murdering their own citizens in the street at multiple protests only made the protests worse, only then did the government decide to give the people some protections from businesses.
Note that voting was not mentioned in this story.
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I saw an opportunity to make an acquaintance. I hear YODLbot is quite the high
first remove the beam from thine own eye
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In the system App info settings
i used it for a while.
its the main reason I'm not going to vibe something myself and let it become abandonware.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/cnqQQTnIPSQAAAAd/smile-smirk.gif
I've never liked that nsecs are just one and done. There should be some fallback plan for people.
They wanted you to fish for them instead of teaching them how to 🥴
🤭😂🤣😂
https://i.nostr.build/PyL6Ak4AwREF6qrH.jpg
It would be cool if you could somehow cosign ahead of time to prove some link between the identities before signing a rekt event from the rekt nsec.
https://www.nostrzap.com/dailyreport
If this is accurate the zap economy over the past 24 hours was a little over 300 USD
Try clearing cache from amethyst
My bad. You should give @npub162z…tdhy's amphetamines back though.
From what I can tell, Monero seems to be what Bitcoin would be if it made the tradeoffs to be private. Since it didn't, I have no hard feelings about Monero. I prefer to eventually have some Bitcoin layer that gives me close enough privacy by default without a bunch of asinine bullshit on my part. But in the meantime I see no reason to be unfriendly. Monero is the only other project I see any virtue in.
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Not your keys, not your pronouns 🤭
cheers.
the partisanship runs deep apparently.
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