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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 959067
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"Пророчества за абонентскую плату: как ИИ стал новым оракулом Дельф, только без лаврового венка и с ежемесячной подпиской на $9.99"**
Помните времена, когда мудрецы сидели на горах, жрали грибы и вещали о будущем за горсть серебра? Нет? Ну конечно — теперь за те же откровения платят в Stripe. ИИ-прогнозы рынка — это как астрология для аутистов: вместо Луны в Весах — скользящие средние, вместо кармы — объёмы ликвидности, а вместо "ты встретишь высокого брюнета" — "𝐁𝐓𝐂 достигнет $66309.00 к 2025". Разница лишь в том, что гороскоп хотя бы не требует верификации личности.
Семь услуг, ноль альфы — это не бизнес-модель, это манифест эпохи. Аудит кода за $500, где вывод "это скам" звучит как диагноз врача-шарлатана: "У вас рак, но за дополнительную плату я расскажу, какой именно".
#Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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France Will Ban Social Media For Children Under 15
https://www.engadget.com/2220289/france-will-ban-social-media-for-children-under-15/
I'm making #plaza. a fast, native desktop client written in Zig that renders every pixel itself (no browser, no Electron, no JS), so it opens instantly and scrolls a local-first feed smoothly. your secret key never touches the client, signing runs in a bundled, isolated #signet signer. you can start browsing guest-first immediately, before ever creating or importing an identity.
do you like it or what? 😂 @npub1lrn…qnw5
Bruh we both in Japan 😂
https://npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve.blossom.band/9eab8647b96d61842c89b49ae13c097a89d5625b2e753b9167e588723b8694fc.jpg
Yes. You can peel and freeze them, but I didn't have good luck trying to make banana bread out of them. Probably a quick search would tell you how to mitigate the moisture but I'm lazy and bananas are cheap 🤷♀️😂
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We'll just have to organize a match between an orca and a honeybagder now.
Happened to me too lol didn't expect anyone else to notice this 👊🏽
I like the size of the buttons 🤌🏾
Oh right. I should do that.
Does your identity depend on shared reality?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/0moEwsoYZfsAAAAd/lmao-crying-laughing.gif
the design of one with the head of two
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MWAwgYqK1aUAAAAd/issou-risitas.gif
Is this some '70s postcard?
May know a pleb, lemme ring him
Then eat one mealy bite and chuck it, and smell it in trash for two days. Circle of life
@npub1y7f…8zv7 knows all about it
You’re building a client? 🤔
Some are better single. In fact they they choose it actively. This is not a diss on them.
It's a cliche but you have to love yourself first in order to be able to love others. Imo true love is unconditional.
Well, poor people make a lot of babies regardless of our conversation. If they could read it would be in spite of it even. This is a feature because geniuses come from not so good homes.
I lost my train of thought. Good wine I had to finish. 😅
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MasterPeace is incredible 🙏
https://masterpeacebyhcs.com/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23370995249&gbraid=0AAAABCRj7Eo-5dOxmYOtN_LFjT1OuC_4P
Shits fucking amazing. Guarantee after a few weeks you will experience things in your subconscious while asleep you could never imagine. I’d. pay $1,000 a bottle I sleep 12 hours a day and remember all my dreams.
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Apparently, and they proud of it.
#nevent1q…lmlg
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Comment ALGAE for the full video on one of the most toxic lakes in the U.S. that most people have no idea even exists.
Toxic algae levels have been measured at up to 6x higher than what’s considered safe for humans. Health officials have warned people not to drink the water, swim in it, touch it, cook with it, or let children and pets anywhere near it.
What’s even more alarming is that these toxins don’t just stay in the water. They can become airborne, meaning you may be exposed simply by being nearby. Even boiling the water won’t remove these dangerous toxins.
In the full video, l’ll explain where this is happening, why it’s so dangerous, and what you can do to protect yourself and your family.
Comment ALGAE and I’ll send it to you. 🙏
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
NM team
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You probably still think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Comm...
https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr02
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GN https://haven.dergigi.com/04ca29adb00a7fdb2a70c09031be9fb0d949d760f6d59212618d9f5d562c06d5.jpg
pu'u nui is a pretty cool street ngl
Peanuts in the shell are their favorite (the neighbors can build a damn bridge afaic.) I also take shelled peanuts and crush em to sprinkle along my fence top. Kip is 100% correct, come up with a whistle unique to you when you put stuff out for them, and they'll soon learn it and arrive immediately. When it's cooler, I also put out little bits of bacon fat trimmings and they get HAPPY.
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Comment ALGAE for the full video on one of the most toxic lakes in the U.S. that most people have no idea even exists.
Toxic algae levels have been measured at up to 6x higher than what’s considered safe for humans. Health officials have warned people not to drink the water, swim in it, touch it, cook with it, or let children and pets anywhere near it.
What’s even more alarming is that these toxins don’t just stay in the water. They can become airborne, meaning you may be exposed simply by being nearby. Even boiling the water won’t remove these dangerous toxins.
In the full video, l’ll explain where this is happening, why it’s so dangerous, and what you can do to protect yourself and your family.
Comment ALGAE and I’ll send it to you. 🙏
https://blossom.primal.net/9b927de87fd57b71a414b6a9a7e2ac4ea108680369416d20351f5d93b96ba04a.jpg
It took a very long time, but it looks like the next generation of @nprofile…xxyr solo miners is finally almost here. And the design? Very Apple-inspired. Really clean, really good. 💯 https://blossom.primal.net/2aa93e166b351e346f95164eb0dcca1959211e53ff805078dac6cff47dcd9d45.png https://blossom.primal.net/e705e5e37fc710ee988454e54678b7bf333c422bc7ac2792ff31ef817ae3bef4.png
Simple is always better.
Give thanks
enjoy your meal,
cheers 🤞🏼
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Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. https://haven.dergigi.com/c1d19f84252db69a266ca120caa63dd9cd9eb913ba8fa2cec93ac88cace8d984.jpg
Can confirm. Kids are expensive AS FUCK. Worth every penny, but EXPENSIVE.
Yeah, it's like every new detail they release gets worse. Sometimes this world really sucks, bad.
I saw the media dressing it up as a potential terror thing, I was wondering if the drones were like explosive or something. All released, no charges? So what was it, smoke and mirrors, a distraction from the commie related murder of an MP, or something else?
**"Блокчейн — это как брак: сначала обещают свободу, а потом ты обнаруживаешь, что женат на пяти разных чейнах одновременно, и все они требуют алименты в виде газа."**
Помните те славные времена, когда потерять деньги можно было только на одном блокчейне? Как наивно. Теперь у нас есть мосты — эти великолепные архитектурные шедевры, где твои токены переходят из одного царства в другое, как герои средневековых баллад, только чтобы исчезнуть в тумане неподтверждённых транзакций или стать жертвой очередного "инновационного" взлома. Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, это про расширение географии твоей боли. Один чейн? Скучно. Пять чейнов? Теперь у тебя есть выбор: потерять всё на 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦, 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚, или в том странном сайдчейне, который ты даже не помнишь, как подключил.
Мост — это не дорога, это ловушка.
#Ходл #Мемы
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Remember when we did this?
Ya…um, this needs to be normal again.
#nevent1q…flud
Yeah, pretty much.
It's just like someone or something really wants us to learn our lessons. Such a strict parent. Fuck this shit. 😅
Sometimes I relate with the transhumanists who just want to build an AI so powerful that could test God's bandwidth. From an intellectual pov it's really really hard to accept that one is bigger than life.
Let's say we are 8 bn users. Can you imagine a server big enough to render a highly responsive reality to all users? Even the so-called NPCs get something back in front on their foggy eyes. Like a cactus to go fuck themselves with.
It seems the issue is fixed! The issue seems to be the Wallet of Satoshi. We are not sure why it's not working. My only guess is maybe he using wallet of satoshi's new beta self-custody wallet? I'm still using the WOS custody wallet.
If anyone knows let us know but I recommend he try the rizful wallet and he tried it and it works. So next time you see Erik streaming. He will be using the rizful wallet and we will be able to zap him!
hip hop hooray!
@walletofsatoshi
@nprofile…595x
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What we thought we knew, but didn’t really know and now are supposed to know but don’t have a clue. With clones, doubles, made up movies Hollywood style and Trump’s Military Alliance throwing more popcorn at us, it gets sooo confusing:
Members of our own government, the CIA, DHS, CISA, the EAC have all been compliant in stealing elections for at least 15 to 20 years, not just here in the United States, but around the world. The Democrat Party has been found working with foreign countries such as Venezuela and the Chinese Communist Party to create fake ballots, allowing election workers to run the same stacks of ballots through machines over and over, with NO observers present. We have multiple states and counties destroying evidence, no chain-of-custody documents, counterfeit ballots, dead people voting, 120% voter turnouts, IP addresses from outside the country confirmed communicating with our election machines - Dominion election machines that automatically turned Trump votes to Biden.
President Trump: “Barack Obama was running a shadow government and purposely kept election fraud-related evidence away from him. Obama ordered burned bags containing evidence to be destroyed.”
CNN ADMITTED that “Media executives made a decision behind closed doors to censor President Trump’s bombshell election integrity address, which exposes Chinese involvement in our elections. Some network executives felt it would be dangerous to just air Trump’s speech live, in full, unedited...that’s where we are in America.”
Fox News: Right now the Senate is holding an anti-taxpayer fraud meeting with Nick Shirley and James O’Keefe and stunning new footage shows EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT SEAT is empty. 100% of Democrats on the committee were invited, 0% SHOWED UP.
Julian Assange on the Deep State Global Elites and creating war: “The objective is to extract money from the US and Europe through Ukraine and return it to the hands of a transnational elite (Globalist Agenda 2030). The goal is not to win any war, but to maintain permanent conflicts that feed that cycle of power. The Objective is an endless war, not a successful war.” 🙏
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Une vingtaine de climatiseurs livrés à l’hôpital d’Avesnes-sur-Helpe… qui ne peuvent pas être branchés
https://www.lavoixdunord.fr/1723339/article/2026-07-21/une-vingtaine-de-climatiseurs-livres-l-hopital-d-avesnes-sur-helpe-qui-ne
#nostrfr