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😂 there they go counting the ded people again
graduation day for the not yet outboxed! feeds.relay.tools can help you get your diploma from nostr university, major in outbox. 🥹 so proud of you
#nevent1q…6z2k
You really expected vibe coders to audit what the apps were doing lol
Day 3, crew mutiny cause I used the chicken to catch crab and their steak was not very good. 😂🦀
Tough life, sailing. 😂
I lived on a boat for a while in my younger years and always half expected I’d sail the world. Maybe it’s not too late!
Been trying to convince the wife this is the way but she’s skeptical 😬
v1.3.2 yes. Everything removed except basic camera for NWC. Can you run your scan again or naw? Thanks!
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It doesn't have to end like that. For you.
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mines works fine.
what have u experienced?
sory damus relay yah. reality is reality
what u mean ‘damus dying.’
don’t do that.
You need a better nostr client, I only saw your reply, on an aggregator relay which means you did not post to any of my (4) relays. But I found it anyway because I run a feed of damus and primal and check it sometimes for kicks...
Anyway. I'm running the results of your scanner now through new audit, to make the squeakiest of cleanest releases and I appreciate your feedback. Results #soon.
jumble missing stuf.. prob cause damus dying.
Huh, a call to engineer obsolesence the last of the cracked iphone screen hangers on-ers eh? Can't fool them!! 🫠 Sucka doggo
Looking into it, these screenshots are not from my app, and I just opensourced so ... Uninstall this shit and let me know.
Created a wss://pipe.imwald.eu **public relay** based upon the #Newlay from @npub10np…tl5h . It is not a pipe, but it acts like one.
The retention policy is that it retains nothing. It's just a relay.
https://pipe.imwald.eu/
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/newlay
are they hatin'? lol, i guess my feeds must filter that 😁🦾
Its opensauce, verify at will 😎
Why are people hating on @npub10np…tl5h? Because they don’t like WoT?
Cloud is a top notch fella. One of my favorites.
This is a classy review, @npub10np…tl5h. Thanks for doing this! I’ll address all the open issues before the next official version release. 🤝
@npub1aeh…4nwx I audited this for you, since I am shopping for signers. Looking pretty good. Here were the findings, since they were not very sensitive I put them in a github issue for you.
https://github.com/dmnyc/sidecar/issues/106
#nevent1q…4386
50k+ sustained here on just one relay with only 60 OPs 😂 #grownostr
I've been so in my new thang, that I didn't even notice that you also have a new thang. 😂
Parallel coding, FTW.
Looking for something? Share link for your profile? Try https://brainstorm.world
https://brainstorm.world/p/npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h
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itz ok, I *just released it </hotoffthepress>
heheh, but yeah time slows down as you approach the speed of light
oh you gonna make me add I2P to newlay arent yahhh.. 😅
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/newlay
My feeds all cool nature and dystopian cities.. Get w the program kat! 😂
They had it on at the gas station. I thought it was cool and left. 😇
all i got are some leftover garlic mashed yukon potatoes 🥹
yuck stainless 🌱🌱🌱jk haha!
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i saw it and was very afraid haha!
and add relay.cyberguy.fyi, this is a relay I'm running and would want more people to use it because I'm tired of most nostr relays sucking... soooo
I built a little relay tester to troubleshoot stuff like this here: trosso.net
relay helpdesk here. 🚁
remove these i highlighted, for one, they're malformed (some app put /raven or etc on there), and two, nostr21.com needs 21 sats to accept any notes that arent a reply. then add nos.lol which is a free relay noshole uses.
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Impressive bench.
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I wrote a new relay. From scratch. 🐣 It does everything I ever wanted. And benches 15k evens/second.