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I wouldn't pay 45p nevermind 45 grand😳.
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I tell every dog that they are the best dog. Some of them are not. Does that make me a liar?
So when I told you I would lower the cost of gas and I did not... Same shit.
Lol who is this?
Get this mummy back to his pyramid 😂😂😂
I think the Ark protocol (not tied to a single Ark operator) is the trustless solution, to allow us to swap our on-chain zaps to *Lightning*
Arks gives everybody unilateral exit, allowing a large number of users to have balances, but where everything is compressed into a single UTXO. So we gather a number of Nostr users, each of which have a number of on-chain zaps, and we collaboratively sign one big transaction that creates our 'Ark round', i.e. this single UTXO, consuming all the on-chain zaps.
When that confirms, the operator of the Ark starts paying us via Lightning. With the preimage they receive from each of us, they then have the info needed to 'steal' our Ark balance. I didn't mention this in the previous paragraph, but each user's Ark vUTXO will be a bit complex, including a timelock and a hash
So they get my on-chain funds (via Ark) if, and only if, they pay me the same amount via Lightning. If they don't, then - after a timelock - then I can unilaterally exit to get my money back
In the happy path, they get all our preimages and - by presenting all those preimages on the blockchain - they can sweep all the funds to their own UTXO. Quite small on-chain footprint
Privacy: if we present Bolt12 invoices to the operator, and use Tor and other best practices, then the users should feel very private
You should only need to be on the latest amethyst to it start working
⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Jeff Bezos on NYC spending:
"If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it." https://blossom.primal.net/82b3c1135ff91a3d5f766f88dbbdebffd6a3026fdcb611be8d506cfef30693a8.mp4
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instead of a Bitkey giveaway can you try a Berkey giveaway.
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Ever consider that only catering to paranoid bitcoiners could in fact be the reason for the lack of any serious adoption…?
Trying to get him to talk bad about you didn't seem to work.
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- TowneBank declares a quarterly cash dividend for shareholders. - FED MINUTES: MOST PARTICIPANTS INDICATED THAT TIGHTENING POLICY WOULD PROBABLY BE WARRANTED SHOULD INFLATION KEEP RUNNING PERSISTENTLY ABOVE THE 2% TARGET. THE RECORD OF T
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So this tiny elite who kills millions in wars does this one guy go around and tell everyone about it?
⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country." https://blossom.primal.net/a3c09ae2e9281779540efcb9efa7712b4da71eae1f12adfe12eb4d97fa4af1d5.mp4
maintaining the fork you created: 10 hrs/wk for the duration of the project
I hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful day!
極度の性欲増進効果のある日本の媚薬，価格：80U 無色無臭で、あらゆる液体に混ぜて使用できます。服用後、強烈な性欲、全身の痺れ感、性欲の高まり、そして膣の潤滑液の大量分泌を引き起こし、性交への強い欲求を生み出します。1回2～3mlを服用してください。効果は30分持続します。在庫数に限りがあります。日本国内限定販売です。デートレイプドラッグが必要な方は、個別にご連絡ください。
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https://docs.spark.money/wallets/unilateral-exit#unilateral-exit.
And yes, I know the tradeoffs and I'm ok with it.
香港輸入 100%純粋液体，価格：70U，女性が飲む水の量と同じ量の分泌物が出ます！幻覚、健忘、意識消失、高効率、高安全性、類似の媚薬を凌駕する強力な効果！仕様：1本10ml。推奨用量：2.5ml～3ml，使用方法と用量：アルコール飲料またはノンアルコール飲料に溶かして服用してください。服用後30分で、幻覚、性欲亢進、憤怒状態、無防備、意識消失、完全な透明化、持続的な痙攣、体液の止まらない流出などの症状が現れます。在庫数に限りがあります。日本国内限定販売です。デートレイプドラッグが必要な方は、個別にご連絡ください。
Chip is cool, John. Well, he's not malicious anyway. Kind of a nerd, actually
Translating into English:
Never use this shit.
With AI, the difference between "hey dev, can you add a feature to your app" and "hey AI, can you add a feature to my forked app" is much smaller than it used to be.
Asking dev to add a feature: 2 minutes of your time
Dev adding the feature: 1 hr of their time
Adding the feature yourself with AI: 1 hr of your time
Nostr: only paranoid bitcoiners like nostr
Also nostr: let's make nostr more hostile to paranoid bitcoiners without improving anything for other users.
Also also nostr: why no growth and DAU is declining?
#nevent1q…5phg
ポルトガル産オーギー媚薬 リトルレッドボトル 30ml，価格：78U，1回の使用につき、5mlを50～100mlの飲料で希釈してください。膣の潤いを回復させ、五感を刺激する至福の体験をもたらします。自然な熱を発生させ、積極的に興奮させ、燃えるようなオーガズムを体験させてくれます。使用後、女性の敏感な部分が刺激され、頬が赤くなり、胸が膨らみます。全身に痒みを感じ、抑えきれない衝動に駆られ、異性への強い性欲が完全に活性化されます。この製品は、反応の鈍さ、性欲減退、性交時の膣の乾燥、膣の弛緩などの症状に非常に効果的です。欧米諸国の女性に愛用されている強力な媚薬です。在庫数に限りがあります。日本国内限定販売です。デートレイプドラッグが必要な方は、個別にご連絡ください。
⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - President Donald Trump issues executive order to "allow integration of digital assets into traditional financial services and payment systems." https://blossom.primal.net/0596d813f400f24b856ceabcfd2a416c9cfb3743ca709b366fdc187d5f6ff8a3.jpg
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it was literally one guy in Dereks replies 🙄
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Flee from anything and everything that undermines natural dopamine production.
Instead of GLP-1 drugs:
1. Eliminate PUFA, replace with a moderate amount of SFA.
2. Eat liver and oysters 1-2x/week.
3. Consume lots of natty sugars.
4. Play outside in the sun.
5. Kon Mari every encumbrance.
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não sei, não olhei apenas postei
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
So lets call it freedoom. ✨️🥳
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🚀 Los tenedores de #ETFs tokenizados rompen récord histórico: +11.800% en un año. #Solana domina con el 67% del mercado. ¿El fin de la barrera de entrada tradicional?
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Book was much much better. Agree. But check out how long it takes to download the jpeg 😅
WATCH: Acting AG Blanche Details Raul Castro Indictment – ‘If You Kill Americans, We Will Pursue You.’
https://thenationalpulse.com/2026/05/20/watch-acting-ag-blanche-details-raul-castro-indictment-if-you-kill-americans-we-will-pursue-you/
#Zap to support, DM to suggest new feeds.
To soon to become a full-time #nostr influencer?
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10 books. 1 box set. The complete Akakia saga. Parasite Girls Box Set: Akakia 1-10 — the series BookTok can't stop talking about. https://www.amazon.com/Parasite-Girls-Box-Set-Akakia-ebook/dp/B08P1ZZ4RS
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