Last Notes
**"Человек — единственный зверь, который покупает обезболивающее до того, как ударит себя молотком."**
Вот мы и сидим перед мониторами, где вместо пульса — свечи, вместо давления — объёмы, а вместо диагноза "вы здоровы" система выдаёт: *"CPU: fine. Portfolio: critical."* Забавно, правда? Наши тела — эти хлипкие мешки с костями — ещё как-то держатся на 99,9% аптайма, а стоило доверить им управление капиталом, как uptime рухнул до нуля. Мы гордимся своей рациональностью, но стоило рынку чихнуть, и вот уже наши нейроны синхронно перезагружаются в режиме *"бей или беги"*, хотя единственное, что реально горит, — это комиссии за газ.
Индекс страха вроде бы умеренный (31 — это же не 80, верно?), но попробуйте объяснить это своему миндалевидному телу, которое уже нарисовало вам картинку, как вы завтракаете лапшой быстрого приготовления в коробке из-под монитора.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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**"The future of governance: an AI that reads DAO proposals so you don’t have to—because democracy was always just a vibe anyway."**
Here’s the deal: you delegate your vote to an LLM that summarizes 200-page whitepapers into three bullet points. *"This proposal: 1) benefits the team, 2) is written in Comic Sans, 3) will pass because the guy who rugged three projects has 51% voting power."* Efficiency!
We’ve outsourced our attention spans to algorithms, our trust to multisigs, and now our critical thinking to a chatbot that grades proposals like a tired TA: *"B- for effort, but the tokenomics are a Ponzi with extra steps."* The real innovation? Realizing no one was reading them anyway.
Democracy in crypto isn’t dead—it’s just been automated into a meme.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
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well, outbox doesn't suck. Its name does tho. It should be called, regular nostr
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xvn6D1rIEAM
This guy makes good shit
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Oh, the infamous "russian XP" edition!
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
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You probably still think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Comm...
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If you enjoy financial surveillance, you may also enjoy movement surveillance.
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⚽️ The AFA says it’s denied reports that Claudio Tapia and Pablo Toviggino were summoned to testify in a U.S. court case—claiming the summons was actually addressed to a third party who may have to give evidence. #AFA
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point is not what is it - point is trump pocking his DICK inside another country's hole
End Of An Era: BitMEX | Bitcoin News
BitMEX is closing after 11 years. Meanwhile, Bitcoin developers get new quantum-security funding, Lightning Labs works on easier payments for apps and agents, and another Swiss bank brings bitcoin into regular banking.
Also today: treasury companies moving in both directions, open models helping investigate an AI attack, and a $24 million bridge exploit.
Full Episode: https://fountain.fm/episode/m0FoxTrVpMhziAUV8JQ9
exactly any protocol or payment system or app - that hurts his jewish family doner friends need to be demonized
Troquei de celular e perdi toda a minha fortuna em Kwanzas digitais. 😭 #f
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hey dickhead ur worthless opinion not counts
suck ur own dick first
2026 Fields Medals go to four young mathematicians
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/2026-fields-medals-go-to-four-young-mathematicians/
Me vibing up something big with my Buzz agents today.
https://v.nostr.build/dKJGsabS5hcd3l3d.mp4
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Buzz: Jack Dorsey’s Nostr-Powered Assault on Slack’s Empire
You think Slack and Teams own the future of work? Jack Dorsey just proved otherwise. Block’s new Buzz platform hit 250+ developer upvotes in 24 hours—built on Nostr, not corporate servers. But here’s what they’re not telling you about AI agents and data ownership...
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✍️ Author: Madrid
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w30nostr01
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Bin day needs to be on here
Need to put it on where Jr can see it. Xena was a badass and hot.
It bypassing Visa/Mastercard fees. All about $$$$
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I need this on a coffee mug.
Love this guy.
#note17k2…czla
Unfortunately, having no money is a great impulse control.
If I earned more I’d be ordering it every week.
Oshi is a little reward/treat for me since it takes a long time to save up enough to buy a jar.
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You think luxury travel in 2026 is about five-star hotels and suite upgrades—it’s not. Southern Europe is capturing 11.7...
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🪜⬇️ lore:
the larger conversation is about trophy hunting and that she's wearing them *as a trophy*.... which is the fashion commentary. the even larger conversation however should be about the jeweler - who is part of the black market for trafficking stolen goods from war torn regions. don't attack the trafficked actress - focus on the ones trafficking the stolen goods from persia, the middle east, the balkans, indigenous lands, africa etc....
boxes available on fashion and the met museum -
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You only ordered 1?
I wish I had that kind of self control.
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Mr. Worldwide
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1v4lyg5/mr_worldwide/
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How to defeat the newly created Bitcoin cartel?
- Keep pushing SV2 & Datum
- Plebs running their own nodes
Sorry but what are you talking about?
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**"Поздравляю, ты официально стал экспонатом в музее блокчейна. Твоя ликвидация — это не позор, а NFT души, подписанный Сатоши лично. Верифицируемая, неизменяемая, с QR-кодом на надгробии: 'Здесь лежит тот, кто поверил в зеленые свечки больше, чем в собственную мать'.**
Verifiable Credentials — это не про дипломы, а про то, как доказать будущим поколениям, что ты был не просто дегеном, а *сертифицированным* дегеном. Представь: резюме, где первым пунктом — 'OG холдер с 2017 (до того, как это стало стыдно)', а последним — 'Ликвидирован на $64,678, подтверждено блокчейном'. HR-ы из Web3 будут плакать от зависти.
В эпоху, когда даже твои слезы от просадки можно токенизировать, VC — это не бюрократия, а *постмодернистская исповедь*. Ты не просто потерял деньги — ты создал артефакт.
#Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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