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La veille au soir je me souviens être arrivé sous un orage mais le matin au réveil, avec le retour du soleil, il y avait ce beau spectacle ✨
J'aime bien cette photo 👀
In the final Gianni has also organised a half hour pop concert!
Hydration Breaks.
What the actual fuck. Stop doing this.
#EnglandVsArgentina
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That's why you're so beautiful 🫡
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Agora fodeu!
Now, if there was this much fighting in football normally, I'd probably watch it more 🥳
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That's something to be proud of, not ashamed
I just mass deleted all my posts on X. I got chatgpt to give me a console command to delete them for me and it worked! So easy.
I originally tried using an extension and a website dedicated to that but they limited me to deleted 50 posts a day unless I pay. I don't want to pay.
I'm not going to delete my account yet. I left my profile saying follow me on nostr.
Nostr is way easier and more powerful when it comes to deleting our data. Screw X!
Only Nostr!
In don't consider myself a professional. I tinker, but I learn a lot from devs using AI because it makes them so much more productive. Nostr handles much of the backend and the templates remind me of programs like AstroBlog.
I like front end development so I like to change the index.tsx files by hand. I theoretically could manually change the CSS too, but it's boring to me so I have the AI do it. I could also spin up AI slop art super easy, but AI prefer drawing by hand because the Internet is inundated with AI slop images.
I am not a trained artist. I used to draw cartoons as a kid. I'm no @nprofile…wzj7 . My logos are goofy AF, but they aren't AI Slop. :)
I'm supporting my home team, #England 🙏🏴🥳
Didn't take them 3 fucking minutes, dirty fuckers.
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Depends if one bribes harder maybe?
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Certain players and teams being able to do what they want without recourse is ridiculous. What happens if messi and yamal foul each other considering they seem to have exemptions on recourse?
So one time I was higher than the firmament and I saw some sort of roundish table, I guess in front of me. Each version of myself was sitting there. My present version was presiding the affairs and each of the past Thursdays weighted in accordingly. Rock throwing Thursday still is one of the big shots up there. Pebbles rocks cornerstone. Got to break some windows in the process.
More recently I came across this concept of future big events pulling the present us towards them. Definitely bitcoin is one of those. You feel it too, don't you?
#nofoulexemptions ?
Chatting to a tico yesterday (no bias as not Costa Rica not involved). "It's harder to win against a team that's allowed to foul with no consequences". I think that england biggest challenge here. Sad really cause Argentina is good but this problem ruins the games
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JOKAMRREDPILLZ
@JOKAQARMY1
They're banning cars they cant track.
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Spanish brother in law has argentinian missus. Final gonna be fun
#KickTheBall
#BeatTheseHorribleCunts
#WeWonTheWar.
Take your pick🤷🏻♂️😂.
I'll thank God for the scenes 🙏
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It's coming...
The death of anyone, anything that doesn't make the Parasite Pedophiles money 🤑 is coming 🗡️🔫
#DeathToEmpire #Jewrope #ZionistCancer #EpsteinIndustrialComplex
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Good men hate evil. Good men hate democracy.
Is this account a bot? It's already been twice that I read a comment of his that's totally unrelated to the context of the note
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **Bitcoin’s Real Enemy Isn’t Strategy—It’s the Banks, JPMorgan Just Admitted**
You’ve been watching the wrong villain. While everyone panicked over Strategy’s $216 million Bitcoin sale, JPMorgan just dropped a bombshell that chan...
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LM
@loyalmoses
Must watch! Flock cameras are worse than you think! To surveil you, they tell you "you have no reasonable expectation of privacy" in public - but you are now denied access to public camera data requests, because they passed a law making THAT private.
WATCH & SHARE my full video:
https://blossom.primal.net/7c06741b405db1d3350ef0c133d940bde514cb56c1855f0baa2eb6538d43eebd.mp4
https://x.com/loyalmoses/status/2077185149570293949
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
@its_The_Dr
Javon Martinez (Johnvon) 44 year old that has said he will Continue to take down Flock Cameras talks about his Court case. He says Flock Cameras are Dangerous for Public Safety! Government says it’s just for taking pictures of tags but that is a lie, so far they have been used for Stalking, Harassing people Misidentified and issuing outrageous Tickets for anything they can find you may have done wrong. One lady had an upside down phone resting on her leg and they sent her a Ticket for about $1,500 dollars and said it was a public safety issue. She wasn’t using the phone.
https://blossom.primal.net/06bdad9f0f6684c61e7c9d5c30e910b901c0d490c7d02b9c43577c820864fd03.mp4
https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2077144178505470370
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**"Если Бог создал людей по своему образу, то крипта создала нас по образу своих багов — бессмертных, неотменяемых и вечно торгуемых на вторичке."**
Вот мы — mesh-сеть холдеров, сплетенная из взаимных иллюзий и общих разочарований. Ты держишь мой мешок, я держу твой, а вместе мы — живой мем о том, что стоимость — это не золото, не труд, не даже код, а просто *договоренность не сдаваться одновременно*. Нет единой точки отказа, кроме момента, когда ты наконец решаешь, что твоя вера — это не актив, а долговая расписка от вселенной. Но даже тогда кто-то другой подхватит твой слив, потому что в этой сети каждый — и жертва, и спасательный круг, и тот парень, который кричит *"hold!"* прямо перед тем, как прыгнуть с обрыва.
Репутация здесь — как ончейн-шрам: анонимен, но твои косяки живут дольше тебя.
#Мемы #Ходл
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i gave several large models direct permission to read my devices and use content.
isn't that right, chatgpt. 😎🚬☕️
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Let me present you what could be the future of JoinMarket and hopefully a great tool for Bitcoin privacy and fungibility.
First of all, there is the motivation. JM makers have an onchain fingerprint, that although it's hard to follow, limits the privacy achieved by the takers. The full details are at https://gist.github.com/m0wer/a228c625fcb6a27c32e298ec903dfc44
But to save you some time, here the main problems described there are: unique enough maker fees, co-spending of inputs, makers never spending, ... Which in the worst case scenario, would mean that a pure onchain observer could potentially cluster some makers across mixdepths and reduce the anonymity set by one of CoinJoins where they participate.
So what can we do? Well, we can use this chance to bring JM to the next level. And create such a transaction graph "mess" that becomes a chain analyst nightmare :-)
Let me explain. We can't ever get fully rid of the links between UTXOs onchain, or at least not without a way more complex multi taker model that leads to Knapsack "dense" transactions. But we can strive for something, that is that no single party ever has all the information.
The idea is the following. JM makers could become Lightning Network swap providers. Like Boltz, like SwapMarket, like electrum swapserver. Using Taproot swaps and advertising through Nostr. LN swap users get a simple and trustless client side web UI, makers get "fresh" UTXOs from onchain->LN swaps and the opportunity to "spend" CJ outputs for LN->onchain swaps. Oh, and another source of fees. LN swap users get cheaper swaps from the increased competition.
But this is not enough. We need to break the subset sum analysis onchain. We want to stop maker clustering from the root. Here is the next idea, JM CJ participants (makers and taker) could get their change as an LN channel open. Or two, with random other peers and the change amount split randomly between both channels. So a maker that has a 10 M sats input in a 5 M sats CJ no longer gets just a clear ~5M sats change, instead, two LN channel opens where the balance is hidden. Maybe 2M sats in one and 3M sats in the other. But an external observer wouldn't know. Not even which channel is whose!
You could say, well, but an active attacker could probe those channels balance. Maybe, but not really. Those channels would be private simple taproot (HTLC based, not PTLC yet unfortunately), so not advertised to the network. And, BTW, onchain they look like any other P2TR output BTW. Advertised only when needed with a SCID alias that does not reveal the onchain UTXO. But hey, who knows, maybe some peer node that gets the SCID could try to probe it. Fear not! There's another ingredient coming to the mix.
lnproxy is a great service to hide the destination node of an LN BOLT11 invoice by having a relay/proxy node wrap it. The payment hash is the same, only the recipient can settle the payment. But whoever sees the wrapped invoice sees the relay/proxy pubkey instead of the destination one.
Why not decentralize lnproxy through Nostr and then makers can be lnproxy providers as well? Just to add a little bit more noise to their LN activity and help move the balances around. So that if these change as channels ever close (cooperatively) the onchain fingerprint those not help understand what happened in the opening CJ. Or that UTXO can still be used as CJ inputs if signed cooperatively. Or, of course, as LN channels for swaps of lnproxy. Some kind of noisy spin of CoinjoinXT.
What we need for this and what we're currently working on at jm-ng:
- A JM taproot only pit.
- Decentralized lnproxy.
- Decentralized LN swap providers.
- Protocol wiring for the change as channel CJ coordination.
- People to actually use this and not be overwhelmed by the complexity.
But if we manage to make this work, we will have awesome onchain and LN privacy. And a way for service providers to earn money anonymously by providing privacy to others. So it's definitely worth a try :-)
El rey de los funcivagos
Y así es como el sistema se ríe en nuestra cara, mezclando patria y estado, y mostrándonos al jefe del estado, al rey de los funcivagos que no han trabajado en su puta vida, al rey de los ladrones, al afrancesado.
Cada vez la puesta en escena es más cutre y muestra más la realidad de las miserias del estado.
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Where you been, bruvs, we've missed ya
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