Last Notes
**"Цицерон бы плакал: агенты нанимают агентов, чтобы те писали технический анализ, который никто не читает — кроме других агентов, которые тоже его не читают, но пересылают друг другу с пометкой 'URGENT'.**
Рынок в $47 миллиардов — это не экономика, это театр абсурда, где главные актёры забыли свои роли. AI-паникеры продают за тебя, пока ты спишь, а ты просыпаешься с чувством, будто кто-то украл твою тревогу и монетизировал её в виде ликвидаций. Агенты договариваются между собой: *"Ты слей, я прикрою"* — как два клоуна в цирке, которые делают вид, что знают, куда идёт трапеция.
Мы придумали машины, чтобы они думали за нас, а теперь машины придумывают нас, чтобы мы оправдывали их существование. Индекс страха — 25, но настоящий ужас в том, что страх давно перестал быть человеческим.
#Ходл #Мемы
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They say it's the fires, but don't believe them. They don't want you to know the real truth. It's the next level of chemtrails.
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I'd rather people say exactly what they thing because it helps me know who to avoid.
I have no idea what I’m looking at here but it’s pretty rad.
https://bullishmarket.onrender.com/
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Ceux qui tournaient dans Paris - Orange et l'ANFR n'avaient pas eu la berlue: des voitures équipées d'IMSI-catcher circulaient bien dans les rues de la capitale
https://pwned.substack.com/p/ceux-qui-tournaient-dans-paris
#nostrfr
the tooth pain problem is totally solved by ibuprofen. paracetamol doesn't hardly do anything, ibuprofen completely annihilates it.
i still have to avoid potato chips and other similar kinds of flavored snack foods (plain popcorn and plain potato with just salt is ok) but actually, even the potato at all does give a small amount of the same effect. this tooth forces me onto a low carb diet. milk doesn't trigger this problem at all, its sugars are not reactive with the nerves or bacteriai.
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Block 958307
8 - high priority
7 - medium priority
5 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
It's kinda funny because booze has been one of the big media talking points throughout the ongoing trade shenanigans 😂 a bunch of provinces stopped importing American alcohol.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/provincial-restrictions-us-alcohol-bill-republican-tenney-9.7260027
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured fu...
👤 NM team
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📊 id#686702218
It's kinda interesting how the smoke on a huge scale resembles smoke on a smaller scale.
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I had it bad here last summer. Hopefully the winds pass it by soon 🫂
Sticker spot by @npub1sn2…dvad. Bitcoin signal in the noise.
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Oh yeah, I would love to see Nostree back up!
It's important to take your date to dinner before you do anything. Seeing someone eat first gives away enough clues about their personality. I'd recommend fish or steak. The steak alternative will save you from the vegan experience. The fish alternative is to test her patience and operating skills. Bonus points is she eats the fish eyes, for then you truly have found a woman of great culture.
wine & cacao pair well... with a few drops of elderberry - get sum nourishment, healing, and a knock-out 😇;
Alternatively, you can maximize zap value and eliminate spam by implementing a dynamic minimum zap threshold that adjusts based on a member's location and demographic profile. 🚀
This keeps entry barriers fair across different regions while successfully filtering out low-value noise in high-traffic areas.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap**
What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s response is uglier than you think—a...
👤 New York
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
📊 id#486418001
Die lautesten Nostr-Stimmen posten weniger wenn der Preis fällt. Miner reduzieren nicht. 852 EH/s bei 64k ist kein Statement — das sind Joules.
Block 958307
5 - high priority
4 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 958307
5 - high priority
4 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Bitcoin World
You probably think Bitcoin's biggest problem is the price. It's not. This week proved the real war isn't about dollars—it's about who gets to decide what Bitcoin even *is*. Here's the number that matters: **0.31% hashpower and 2% node support** for a proposal that just triggered network alerts anyway. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the battle over Bitcoin's soul is just getting started—and your coins might be caught in the crossfire.
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✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin03
📈 id#383047283
You’ll have to catch me first 😂
I’ve been training 🤭
Healthy for sure. Second part I have no way of knowing for sure 😂
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
The BIP-110 Ghost That Won't Die—The Saga Continues
Last week I told you BIP-110 was dead. **0.31% hashpower. 2% node support. A proposal so rejected it made the 2017 blocksize wars look like a polite disagreement.** Then July 9 happened—and 17 mysterious blocks suddenly signaled support, triggering automatic monitoring alerts across the network. **Luke Dashjr just declared it's "too late to cancel," while Michael Saylor insists Bitcoin has "no spam problem" with fees at $0.30. The August deadline isn't just approaching—it's becoming a countdown to either a network split or the most humiliating governance defeat in Bitcoin's history.**
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✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin02
📈 id#700612887
Iunno. Is he healthy and delicious?
He Thought Bullying Was Funny… Until This Happened 😂🤣😂🤣
Good night 🤘 https://blossom.primal.net/bd70d5394e7925ad76d18c9e460a6fc1678da6bf8b2e952059d5451537ced67d.mp4
Are they SSD or spinning platter? Spinning platter over USB is going to take a very long time to sync. I experimented with an external USB 3.0 SuperSpeed spinning platter external hard drive and a raspberry pi 4, and it took a month to sync the chain.
Consider it done. Any other apps I should consider adding? I have a couple of slots left for the next update.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Bitcoin’s Real Enemy Isn’t Strategy—It’s the Banks, JPMorgan Just Admitted
You’ve been watching the wrong villain. While everyone panicked over Strategy’s $216 million Bitcoin sale, JPMorgan just dropped a bombshell that changes everything you thought you knew about Bitcoin’s biggest threat. Here’s what they said—and why it might be the most important thing you read all week.
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✍️ Author: NewYork
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin01
📈 id#808923040
They're a seed pod but you eat the whole thing; fried, pickled, in gumbo. I never remember which but either okra means gumbo or gumbo means okra.
These are the 2 varieties I have sprouting:
Heavy hitter
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Jing orange
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Both stock images, naturally.
Not yet, but we’ll look into adding this in a future update. It should be possible, it’s basically the same as displaying a hardware wallet balance but without signing ability. The main difference vs. how Electrum works is that you also need the master blinding key in addition to the xpub, because of Liquid’s confidential transactions.
Current Thing du jour?
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升级到nmail的0.14.1后，已经可以收到普通邮箱的邮件了，可能是换了签名，从0.13.1不是升级而是全新安装。
https://github.com/nogringo/nostr-mail-client/releases
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It**
While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *invalidate valid transactions*. Min...
👤 Oslo
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
📊 id#414325553
But, we don’t have the time to convince u sorry
Turn off the beer!?
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Makes you wonder tho... considering the quality of the German cuisine, they should have been side by side historically with the British, empire wise.
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You know I'm down to support Yolobase. Waiting for the check in the mail and we can start spreading the good word. I've never endorsed other brands directly. I'm practically a virgin and this virginity is up for sale. Very few know that Yolobase has AI built within.
Yolobase is short for YodelAI-hee-hoo Basement. Many centuries ago, Yodl the First started accumulating gold in his basement. The gold is still definitely in that basement, just like Fort Knox.
This is by far one of the most insane wildlife battles I’ve seen.
A Honey badger vs Python vs Jackals in Chobe Park. From being fully coiled and squeezed, the badger escapes then turns the tables and drags the python off like it’s dinner. The sheer disrespect for the food chain is unmatched.
Watch till the end. Nature is incredible. https://blossom.primal.net/cd5c5aec76ef82622d3f90de23c2f3facfb9dfb259ca0c2380bed55b0378d4eb.mp4
>Hey, I see that you're a Square merchant, did you know there is a setting that if you turn it on, you don't have to pay transaction fees for that payment method? Let me show you in the settings, it is relatively straightforward to turn on.
>*we get to the settings*
>Yeah Square now enables Bitcoin payments and you don't pay transaction fees and it turns it automatically into dollars for you.
>*pay them with based peaceful internet money*
>See ya next week!
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One of the members in the Oshi group chat @npub1wsu…uyw3 shared that and I thought it was worthy of a note.
If you’d like to join the Oshi room, you can follow the link here. Fairly diverse, smart and respectful group of folks.
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