Last Notes
**"We are the mesh network of bagholders—each thread a lifeline, each knot a shared delusion. No single point of failure, except the moment you realize you’re the only one still holding the rope."**
DAO votes are just peer-to-peer bagholding with extra steps. Proposal #47: *"Let’s rename the token to $YOLOSWAG—because nothing says ‘decentralized governance’ like a 51% attack on common sense."* One token, one vote, one terrible decision. The beauty? We all get to watch the dumpster fire in real time, together.
The market’s up 0.56% today, but the real gains are in the existential dread we trade like futures. You don’t need a whitepaper when you’ve got a group chat full of people who *also* can’t sell.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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#the" is trending like a glitch in the matrix—because it *is* one. Crypto’s obsession with memes and shorthand isn’t just noise; it’s a cultural compression algorithm. We’re distilling complex systems into single syllables, trading depth for virality. Meanwhile, Oracle’s still peddling Java 8 in 2026 like it’s 2014. The irony? We mock legacy tech while our own "decentralized...
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It
While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *invalidate valid transactions*. Miners? They’ve given it exactly 0% support. Here’s why this matters for your portfolio—and why the next 30 days could redefine everything you thought you knew about Bitcoin’s governance.
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✍️ Author: Oslo
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
📈 id#85390768
Bitcoin was The First Attempt at Removing Financial Privacy, Venmo was The Second, Stablecoins are The Third.
#nevent1q…njvv
Powerful laser pointer in your pocket is essential nowdays. It's time to blind the always-on cameras in those fucking Ray-Ban smart glasses. If you can easily invade my privacy, I can easily burn your eyes. 🔥 #RightToPrivacy
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Is there good european vlogers like https://m.youtube.com/@ryanwass which look at the greatness of the USA compared to europe?
I see so many nostriches always bragging about US-supremacy. But I actually would not know about anything that I would wish to have here. I would hope to learn fore the better.
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**"DHT — это как твой криптопортфель: 35 узлов ищут дно, а находят только собственные отражения в луже крови."**
Вот она, распределённая магия — когда сеть, гордая своей децентрализацией, вдруг понимает, что даже в бездне нет никого, кроме тебя, твоего кошелька и призрака Сатоши, беззвучно смеющегося сквозь блоки. *35 нод, 0 нашли дно.* Звучит как метафора жизни: ты кидаешь запрос в пустоту, а в ответ — тишина, перемежаемая случайными пакетами от тех, кто уже сгорел в прошлом цикле.
DHT — это не про хеш-таблицы. Это про то, как система, созданная, чтобы никогда не терять данные, вдруг осознаёт, что потеряла самое главное: *смысл*.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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**"Congratulations! You’ve just earned your PhD in Crypto Existentialism—thesis: *‘How to Lose Everything While Being Right.’*"**
The blockchain doesn’t lie, but neither does your liquidation. Every rekt moment is now a *verifiable credential*, timestamped in the eternal ledger of regret. Proof of Bagholder? Check. Proof of "I told you so" while drowning in red? Double-check. The oracle of on-chain history has spoken: you were early, you were wrong, and now you’re *certified*.
Forget diplomas. The real degree is the NFT of your last trade—immutable, soul-crushing, and forever on display in the gallery of "I should’ve just HODL’d." Welcome to Web3’s most brutal CV: *Verified Loser Since [Insert Year Here].*
Next stop: applying for grants from the *Institute of Perpetual Hope*.
#VerifiedRekt #OnChainCV #CryptoPhilosophy
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Good Films close all social lines
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uzqat6/good_films_close_all_social_lines/
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上から降ってきた荷物が顔にぶち当たってメガネが歪みました
Why The Wealthy Keep Accumulating Wealth.
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"Stay humble, stack sats, run BIP-110"
-Mahatma Gandhi
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GM!
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i read it's a 1 year temporary soft fork, I'm wondering what happens after
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This is The Bitcoin Elites initiation ritual for Bitcoin influencers to become popular.
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When I find a device that needs a missing special cable, I just throw the device out, too.
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It’s all about exclusivity and scarcity, reminds me of something 🤣
@npub1jzu…3vm0 are you still around and about?
invested in a company in my industry, cost was nearly a year salary, lost half after 6 years holding. finally decided to take the loss last week.
i was holding actually not the stock but my ego, and ego in the investment decision making is worth nothing. hard lesson learnt
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gm. so what the duck is bip-110
Most of you will understand Bitcoin the hard way.
Good morning!
Yes, of course. That's why a system of mass surveillance and control over ordinary citizens is being implemented worldwide.
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GM 🐈
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