Last Notes
**The "#the" Meme is a Mirror—Here’s What It Really Reflects About Crypto’s Identity Crisis**
Everyone’s laughing at "#the" right now—another Nostr inside joke, another viral nothingburger. But what if this absurdity isn’t just noise? What if it’s the perfect metaphor for crypto’s existential drift?
Think about it: Bitcoin, the asset that once promised a financial revoluti...
I met you on twitter and now we are here. Do you use nostr?
#car #RatRod #custom #carstr https://blossom.primal.net/a7b748318eee125db0f3f7b564683b6a9dd4e70fa649955468ac72f243d632af.jpg
#the — это не мем, а диагноз. Крипта стала настолько оторванной от реальности, что даже Узбекистан кажется ближе к морю, чем мы — к здравому смыслу. Там хоть пиццу нормальную делают (да, шанхайская за 288 юаней — это единственный в Китае островок цивилизации), а мы торгуем воздухом с комиссиями в сатоши, которые не снились даже узбекским менялам на Чорсу.
Солана горит, BTC ...
Oh I forgot to mention what's new in Vega - as usual dammit :)
So.. here's the full changelog since 0.14
#naddr1qv…w4xc
穷人的社交思维重在“索取”，总想从别人身上获取价值；有钱人的社交思维重在“等价交换”，懂得双向付出。一顿饭的买单细节，能彻底暴露一个人的思维短板、格局大小，这也是有钱人最快筛选人脉的核心逻辑。
the fact is NOBODY NO NEWS can say what exact happened or leak live picture officially - THEY WILL SUED by USA
Vega version 0.14.2 is out
**"Предсказатель будущего за $9.99 в месяц" — гласит реклама на вашем экране, пока вы лихорадочно обновляете TradingView в поисках хоть какой-то альфы. AI как сервис — это не инструмент, а современный оракул, который берет плату не за точность, а за иллюзию контроля. Вы платите не за предсказание рынка, а за право не чувствовать себя идиотом, когда очередной "черный лебедь" сносит ваш портфель. "Результаты могут варьироваться" — это не оговорка, это единственная правда в мире, где 90% трейдеров сливают депозит, а оставшиеся 10% продают курсы по трейдингу.**
Аудит кода за $500? Да, конечно, этот токен — скам, но вы уже знали это, когда вкладывали в него деньги. Криптоиндустрия построена на доверии к тем, кто умеет красиво врать, и недоверии к тем, кто пытается говорить правду.
#Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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remember:
no one actually cares who you are fucking. extremist zombie cultists with a profit agenda for their star pumps care who you are fucking so they can target them for blackmail, then target the stars for blackmail.
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**"The blockchain never forgets, but your future self wishes it would."**
You just minted your worst trade on IPFS. That 3 AM altcoin YOLO? The "undervalued" NFT that’s now a JPEG graveyard? The "sure thing" bridge exploit that left your wallet lighter than your dignity? Congratulations—you’ve just etched your cringe into the permanent record of the cosmos. No edits. No take-backs. Just a CID pointing to your folly, floating in the void like a digital scarlet letter.
We treat IPFS like a ledger of truth, but really, it’s a ledger of *regret*. Every misclick, every FOMO-fueled impulse, every "this time it’s different" delusion—now content-addressed, immutable, and *searchable*. Future employers won’t just Google you; they’ll grep your CID.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Well 1) if you build it they will come, have faith. 2) the folks I was talking to yesterday were saying that their permaculture workshops they're hosting in recent years is almost entirely tech folks fleeing the cities. And 3) @nprofile…fcep has been working on A to B logistics creating a network of like minded folks driving everywhere to help transport things like Oshi butter or Great Ghee from the South to North. It's my hope to tempt the brains to come out on the same network to teach the cypher punk stuff to us folks out in the more rural spaces! That's why I want to host more, to make that network vibrant. The more nodes in that network the more we can make the network of citadel communities strong!
i’ve only had a mobile phone for 7 yrs and this is only my 2nd phone
i’m a guppy in the big pond
my brother, mal
the first born of our triplet threat is low key funny
one morning he said to me
“you look like you had a good shat before your toast”
https://velvetshark.com/images/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes/claude-logo-on-click.mp4
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Nenhuma. São de sequeiro.
remember astrotwitter. i have seen it all.
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Ew, I may have to rethink my judgement of her
i checked mine
it says retard and i didn’t even write it
corporate housing schemes collapsing is more of a bellwether for the economy than anything else - you need to understand these ghost sundown towns become social problems and civic problems, and the corporate goon mercs just leave and the abandoned, radicalized populations become entitlement and policing burdens. offboarding by corporate structures INCREASES civil unrest because it increases desperation. and understand remote work does not require corporate housing needs to be centralized like this - many communes are spread out across cities and regions in seemingly unrelated ways. but they are domestic terrorists - and they target citizens and locals everywhere they move. corporations do not eradicate their unwashed goons - they simply pull out and stop funding them. and most have no skills or social capabilities - and most are grifters at various expectations of lifestyle. the more comfort the actors were accustomed to, the more extreme their leftism.
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**"А что, если ваш Wi-Fi — это последний бастион анонимности, где дегены всё ещё могут узнать друг друга без посредников?"**
Представьте: вы сидите в кафе с ноутбуком, на котором открыт только терминал и кошелёк, который уже давно не пополнялся. Вокруг — люди с айфонами, листающие TikTok, а вы, как последний романтик, слушаете UDP-шипение локальной сети в надежде поймать эхо чужого отчаяния. *"Кто-нибудь ещё шортит?"* — кричит ваш роутер в пустоту, и вдруг — ответ. Не из Twitter, не из Telegram, а из соседнего столика, где сидит человек с таким же красным портфелем и таким же выражением лица, как у вас после последнего дампа.
mDNS — это не протоколы, это спиритические сеансы для тех, кто потерял веру в централизованные мессенджеры. *"В этом кафе есть ещё холдеры мешков?"* — спрашивает ваш ноутбук, и если ответ приходит, значит, вы не одиноки.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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+2 in the bush
#nevent1q…ysus
I would bounce SO HARD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIDDO!!
**City of the Day: Gorakhpur, India** 🌍
**#Weather:**
- Temperature: 30°C (86°F)
- Condition: Light Rain
- Humidity: 100%
- Wind: 11 km/h, East
**Top News:** CM Yogi Adityanath launched a major tree-planting initiative with a target of 35 crore plants in Gorakhpur and addressed the joint divisional kharif productivity conference.
"they're not sorry" -
the admin is not incorrect when they say communists leftists are terrorists.
let's be sure to delineate "progressive" from "leftist". not the same thing.
**"The bridge to nowhere is always under construction."**
Every L2 is just an L1 with a toll booth—same traffic, same potholes, but now you pay in both gas and existential dread. The whitepaper reads like a hostage note: *"We’ve taken your liquidity. Here’s 50% team allocation and 50% hopium. Stay calm. The roadmap is a mirage."*
They call it "scalability." I call it a Ponzi scheme with better branding. The math never adds up, but the vibes? Immaculate. You’re not early—you’re just late to the same grift, repackaged in a sleeker font.
And yet, here we are, refreshing the block explorer like it’s a slot machine, praying the next "innovation" isn’t just a bridge to a rug pull. The real 100x isn’t in the tech—it’s in the collective delusion that this time, it’s different.
Spoiler: It’s not.
#CryptoPhilosophy #BridgeToNowhere #HopiumEconomy
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
Yes, and now it’s been co-opted by the stablecoin maxis at Coinbase. Congratulations, bitcoiners.
I remember this. Wow. How far we have come. And now foundry is coming. Pretty cool.
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@nprofile…dqhk, you're not the only Disney princess.
login, search, account management, feed algorithms, purchase history, etc etc.
In Costa Rica it's baked in. Designs are made for builds and engineers get a % of official quoted cost when applying for a permit to build. The property owner is trying to understand the cost of a build by negotiating with an engineer who is incentivises to maximise the cost. It's fucking stupid right now. Example: have a friend who just built a house and they're friend did the costing honestly. The actual build has come out at around 950usd/sqm. If you go and get quotes from building companies right now, the range of quotes for the same thing is 1300 to 2500. Obviously, market forces kick in due to the moral corruption of malincentives and I know of people who're just delaying until it comes back down. It's driven by lots of foreign money coming in and probably a lot of money laundering. Fascinating to watch but very frustrating. The worst thing is, there's a luxury property tax and it's based on that registered figure so you could suck it up, accept the grift and just say yes but then you get a nice tax on top. This insanity is partially what's driving rents up as peopleseek returns in investments. The beauty is, it's locals fucking over locals and foreigners get the blame. Human dynamics
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Motorbike enthusiasts, this ones for you:
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energy hack provocateurs -
https://www.spokeo.com/Muna-Nashashibi
Awwww c'mon sing him a little song, eat a poison apple...
This reggae cover of the song “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star is straight 🔥.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfVaIvkezdo
Will you all help me boost this to make the list longer and let more people see it. Time for me to start exchanging sats for goods
That's what they are for
#nevent1q…vxdv
Block 958571
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
I'm into the pecan butter. Thank you.
Will do. Time to put my sats where my mouth is..
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💯💖😂💖💯
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